| 20th November 2006 - 04:57:58 PM |
| 79115 : Ugoff |
| Please, I am Ugoff. |
| 20th November 2006 - 05:41:55 PM |
| 79116 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Watch this video of Diamond talking about his sex video. You can totally tell he's lying his ass off when he says he is not behind its distribution and that it took place 4 years ago. He also claims that he doesn't even remember where the video was recorded. His heffer actually looks pretty embarassed about the whole deal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12c6zGBHwE8 |
| 20th November 2006 - 05:57:06 PM |
| 79117 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This clip is even better than the previous one. Screech almost cries when the radio host plays a clip from another stand-up comic who goes off about what a crappy comic Screech is. Screech is on the line with his R&B singer friend named "Fabian." the radio hosts go off on what a homo Screech's friend Fabian is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otWVPRV18IA |
| 20th November 2006 - 11:57:15 PM |
| 79118 : White Man |
| nigga stole my bike |
| 21st November 2006 - 05:12:09 AM |
| 79119 : Dustin Diamond |
| I guess you'll have all seen the papers by now, and I thought that you, my true fans, deserved an explanation. It's no good, I just love molesting young boys! I can't help it! I love everything about hooking up with a fresh young piece of boy-ass: the anticipation as I use my superstar status to lure them back to my apartment; their look of awe when I pull out "Li'l Screecher"; their tears as I violate them and rob them of their precious anal virginity; and most of all, their squeals as I fire a hot, thick ropey load of Screech Spoofum deep into their bowels. I have a problem! |
| 21st November 2006 - 05:44:47 AM |
| 79120 : Michael Richards |
| Hi Screech. It's me, Former Seinfeld actor, Michael Richards. Like you, I am an unfunny comedian who's lack of stand-up content has been exposed and I've been caught with my pants down in a recent racist rant outrage. My uncensored four-letter tirade at my audience was because they thought I wasn't funny. Screech, will you join me on stage for my next act; mouthing off against minorities? Mel Gibson will be there and we're hoping that you will join us in the world's first ever 3-way tirade at the gullible public who buy into our public persona of being upstraight, decent people - when in reality, we're bigoted idiots who just like the smell of money. Maybe afterwards we can film another porno - how about "Saved by the Smell II: The racist rantings of Richards, Screech and Gibson"? |
| 21st November 2006 - 06:32:41 AM |
| 79121 : Deucer |
| Kurt, that clip is fantastic...Screech hatred must be at its highest ever! It's great to see that his manager and his boyfriend Fabian are just as retarded as he is! Goddamnit I wanna take a dump in his mouth right now!!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 07:12:21 AM |
| 79122 : HUNG NEGRO |
| I'm comin to drop a deuce in yo mouth real soon, fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 08:32:29 AM |
| 79123 : passer-by |
| wow i didnt realize there were so many ppl who wanted to go BM in screechs mouth!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 09:10:23 AM |
| 79124 : Willy Wonka |
| It's interesting to watch Diamond self destruct in the way has has been recently, the way he's conducting himself with so little dignity, style, grace and self awareness is both hilarious and compelling. I love the sleazy atrocity of seeing a former child star implode in public and reaching new lows every week, hitting the headlines for all the wrong reasons and making an enemy of himself. It's just brilliant. So Diamond, please continue to publicly debase and humiliate yourself for our amusement. We all hated you in Saved By The Bell, and watching you crash and burn in such a lurid and despicable way is the best payback for enduring your demented stupidity on TV for all those years. When you finally decide to take your own life, please make it spectacular, ugly and violent. Thanks, buddy. |
| 21st November 2006 - 01:19:16 PM |
| 79125 : Belding\'s Moobs |
| 1 4M 1N UR jewfRo, Dr0pP1n9 a DEuC3! |
| 21st November 2006 - 02:43:19 PM |
| 79126 : |
| Dustin, you are a stupid jew piece of shit. I want to toss your salad with grape jelly and insert a popsicle in your bloody anus. I would love nothing more than to fist you and grab your intestines with my hand as I'm in your ass. I'd pull them out and rub my cock all over your intestines. It'd be so sexy when I shit all over them and stuff them back inside you. I also want to shove my foot in your ass and see how far my leg can go up. Please call me to pencil that in. |
| 21st November 2006 - 09:32:06 PM |
| 79127 : Michael Richards |
| Screech, you jive-ass NIGGER! I'm gonna track you down stick my dick in your Coon ass, you fucking JUNGLE-BUNNY! Motherfucka, your curly afro is going to contain my feces in a few hours, you stupid JIGABOO faggot moutherfacker!!! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 01:00:42 AM |
| 79128 : Jerry Seinfeld |
| Why is it that every time I want Dustin to ejaculate inside me, he pulls out and splurts on the throw pillows? What is up with that? Who ARE these people? They're the pull-out-and-splurt-on-the-throw pillows people! Airplane food! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 01:22:13 AM |
| 79129 : Dane Cook |
| Dustin, as a long-time friend, I am always watching out for you. As you may have heard, considering the amazing buzz around Hollywood, I'm writing and directing a film to be aired on the Sci-Fi Channel. It's called, "Close Encounters of the Third Reich," and I'm looking at YOU to play the villain. I know that you, much like me, are working hard at your acting carreer, and I think it's time you took on a darker role. You'd be playing Dorf Hitler. He's a Nazi Space alien who wants to destroy the moon for some reason. It's a three day filming schedule and I'll pay you in coke. Get back to me soon if you're interested, because Miles O'Keefe is hungry for this part and he gives better hand jobs. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 01:50:28 AM |
| 79130 : Brian Austin Green |
| Dustin, I want to thank you. I want to thank you for being the gentle, sensitive soul that you are. I never thought that I'd meet a man so romantic. But when you lit those scented candles, devoured your own edible panties, and then dressed a baby grand piano with freshly plucked rose pedals, shoved it inside me, and performed a touching rendition of "Islands in the Stream" up my asshole, I knew I had found it... IT! True love. In it's purest form. Stretching the rings of my sphincter in ways I never thought possible. In the way God intended. Thank you, friend. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 04:32:22 AM |
| 79131 : \"Mr Belding\" |
| My pants are down. Suck the Principal's orifice immediately. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 07:04:52 AM |
| 79132 : Vincent Kennedy McMahon |
| PRAISE BE THE NAME OF VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON. Screech, Wrestlemania 23™ - Icon vs Icon: "K-Fed" vs "Screech". In a lumberjack prison cage rape match. One WWE superstar will be greased up and ready enter the "prison" every minute, double, triple and even quadruple-teaming you! This will be the match of the decade, the match of the year! And the Wrestlemania that will end all Wrestlemania's! Call my office for further details. Wrestlemania 23™ - where we scrape the bottom of the barrel, again. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 09:14:25 AM |
| 79133 : Deucer |
| Hey Jerry, remember the episode where Kramer burst into your apartment, started calling you a black bastard and then raped you? Remember how he called you a filthy nigger as he lost his load inside your colon? Remember how he took a dump in your jew-fro? Remember how George, Uncle Leo and The Soup Nazi burst in and bukkake'd all over your face? That sure was some classic television, you big-nosed child-fucker! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 09:28:04 AM |
| 79134 : Night Terrors |
| Do you get night terrors of yourself running away from the Screech character dressed up in zubaz screaming "ZOINKS" whenever he catches up to you and tries to hump your leg? Is that why you try to distance yourself from the Screech character and flatly refuse to do the Screech voice or say "zoinks" for fear of pitching your tent uncontrollably? Is it true that you called the "Ghostbusters" to rid yourself of the night terrors? Did they asked who your favorite character was and you replied "slimer" and they suddenly disrobbed and held up their "proton packs" crossed the streams and slimed you with their thick juice? Was it true that you found out that the Ghostbusters were really Zack, Slater and Mr Belding dressed up for Halloween and had been playing a tape with an infinite loop of your screech character yelping "ZOINKS" all the time? Is it true that you are still haunted by the visions of Mr B, Zack and Slater crossing their sperm streams onto your face? Well I got news for you - they're back! *ZOINKS! |