| 22nd November 2006 - 09:14:25 AM |
| 79133 : Deucer |
| Hey Jerry, remember the episode where Kramer burst into your apartment, started calling you a black bastard and then raped you? Remember how he called you a filthy nigger as he lost his load inside your colon? Remember how he took a dump in your jew-fro? Remember how George, Uncle Leo and The Soup Nazi burst in and bukkake'd all over your face? That sure was some classic television, you big-nosed child-fucker! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 09:28:04 AM |
| 79134 : Night Terrors |
| Do you get night terrors of yourself running away from the Screech character dressed up in zubaz screaming "ZOINKS" whenever he catches up to you and tries to hump your leg? Is that why you try to distance yourself from the Screech character and flatly refuse to do the Screech voice or say "zoinks" for fear of pitching your tent uncontrollably? Is it true that you called the "Ghostbusters" to rid yourself of the night terrors? Did they asked who your favorite character was and you replied "slimer" and they suddenly disrobbed and held up their "proton packs" crossed the streams and slimed you with their thick juice? Was it true that you found out that the Ghostbusters were really Zack, Slater and Mr Belding dressed up for Halloween and had been playing a tape with an infinite loop of your screech character yelping "ZOINKS" all the time? Is it true that you are still haunted by the visions of Mr B, Zack and Slater crossing their sperm streams onto your face? Well I got news for you - they're back! *ZOINKS! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 09:57:09 AM |
| 79135 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, I loved all of the episodes where Uncle Leo had sex with Jerry. Do you remember the episode where Newman took a shit in Jerry's sink and Uncle Leo rubbed it all over his bald head? Kramer held a knife to Jerry's throat and made Jerry lick clean Uncle Leo's head! I shot my load across the room when I saw that scene. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 01:41:49 PM |
| 79136 : |
| screech remember the episode where you grew up to be a pathetic laughing stock and married a tubby bitch you met at arbys named jennifer misner? that was one of the funniest things ive ever seen. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 01:47:13 PM |
| 79137 : |
| screech i would rather be kramer or the star wars kid than you. you are just naturally the biggest piece of shit out there. you pathetic, begging, tubby, hook nosed chubby chaser. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 03:08:02 PM |
| 79138 : Pat Smear |
| Dustin, when I strung you up by your suspenders and you insemenated my colon sans gravity, we conceived a bastard ass baby. Why don't you visit your ass son, Dustin? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! |
| 22nd November 2006 - 04:35:08 PM |
| 79139 : |
| Screech, stop acting like a fucking bitch. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 04:40:32 PM |
| 79140 : |
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| 22nd November 2006 - 04:44:06 PM |
| 79141 : Wally Wanker |
| Dustin, I blame you for the failure of my candy company. Your idea to introduce a Screech-themed line of candy ruined me! The Zubaz Bars and the Zoinks Zappers and the Colon Confectionaries haven't sold at all. You'll be hearing from my wacky lawyers soon enough. |
| 22nd November 2006 - 04:56:26 PM |
| 79142 : Corey Feldman |
| SHAMONE! |
| 23rd November 2006 - 12:03:39 AM |
| 79143 : Henry Winkler |
| Ayyyyy! How's about I get my motorbike and jump your asshole, Dusty? |
| 23rd November 2006 - 12:10:00 AM |
| 79144 : Soup Nazi |
| SOUP COLONICS FOR YOU! |
| 23rd November 2006 - 01:50:54 AM |
| 79145 : |
| screech, did mr b use 2 take a shit into a jam jar and then smash it over your head? i think it would be pretty hot seeing your jewfro covered in shards of glass and shit! |
| 23rd November 2006 - 05:41:18 AM |
| 79146 : twinkie tightbutt |
| oh god dustin i am so hot 4 u. i am a 19yr old twink, experienced but still super-tight. please meet up wiv me and jam ur mighty jewpole between my lily-white ass cheeks. i will crush yr cock like a vice. |
| 23rd November 2006 - 06:57:57 AM |
| 79147 : Confessions of a Driving Instructor |
| Can I park my car in your garage? |
| 23rd November 2006 - 08:06:54 AM |
| 79148 : chris burke |
| I MADE DOODY IN MY DRAWERS |
| 23rd November 2006 - 11:49:16 AM |
| 79149 : Nils Hutter |
| Hallo, ich will endlich, dass Saved by the bell auch in Deutschland auf DVD erscheint!!! |
| 01st December 2006 - 07:34:50 AM |
| 79150 : Poot |
| I'm a nacho! |
| 01st December 2006 - 07:36:46 AM |
| 79151 : Deucer |
| Great to see the site back up and running...I haven't had anything to spank it to for a whole week, and with my life-partner Ramone away visiting family, my balls were just about fit to explode!! I've just finished spanking it to some old "Remember When..." stories, and the amount of backed-up spoofum that I fired over my monitor was quite astonishing! Dustin, please don't let your site fall over again...your legion of queer fans rely on the spank fodder posted herein! |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:13:11 AM |
| 79152 : diamondcutter |
| WE'RE BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! |