| 05th December 2006 - 04:14:52 PM |
| 79199 : Paul Ritter |
| wow this site sucks, dustion diamond is ugly too, i'm gunna hack this site. if you want to be 1337 go to my website it is way better than this one. i might teach you if you are nice to me. Paul |
| 05th December 2006 - 04:21:38 PM |
| 79200 : Kurt Steinberg |
| What does 1337 mean? Is that some kind of nerd code? Please refrain from using terminology that most of Diamond's queer fans don't understand. |
| 05th December 2006 - 05:20:51 PM |
| 79201 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, you must prod Fagbusters to acquire Internet access. I think that most of the queers who post here miss his condemnations of our dangerous homosexual lifestyles. |
| 05th December 2006 - 05:28:41 PM |
| 79202 : Dner |
| Steinberg, Even though Fagbusters has been out of the loop he's still got his head in the game. He frequently talks about the board and its various queer members. I'll try beat up FB's roommates so they'll get Internet access. I know them all personally and I'd love to give them all full blown AIDS if they don't pitch in for it. |
| 05th December 2006 - 05:35:19 PM |
| 79203 : |
| This is a great Ox story I found: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=12505 |
| 05th December 2006 - 06:04:10 PM |
| 79204 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, drop a deuce on one of those dudes for me. It kind of reminds me of when I was in college and had a roommate. My roommate and I were having a fued - he was being a little bitch and kept complaining because I wanted to watch gay porn all day and fire my loads on the floor. (He slipped on one during the spring semester and was so pissed at me!) Anyway, I slept on the top bunk and he slept on the bottom bunk. During the last day of the spring sememster I had already moved out all of my stuff to my car to drive home and then I suck back into the room where my roommate was taking a nap after his last final exam. I had just eatne Taco Bell and quietly dropped my pants and then positioned my butthole right above my roommate's head and unleashed a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions! I quickly ran out of the room as my roommate was quite pissed when he woke up and discovered chunks of shit in his eyes. He transferred to a different college for the next semester and I never saw him again. :( |
| 05th December 2006 - 06:37:56 PM |
| 79205 : Dner |
| Steinberg, One of FB's roommates is a female that deserves a nice shit spray on her and her cats. I used to live in the house with FB and two of the other members of the Beldings. I had to move out because the straight people in the house didn't like my queer antics. They didn't like the smell of Taco Bell shits and sperm that came from my room. Plus they also hated seeing three sometimes ten men covered in piss, shit and jizz come out of my room in the morning. I quess it creeped them out. I've since moved into my parnter Buddy's place. I'm able to express my homosexual desires more than before. In fact we have a tarp in the dining room just for wrestling nude in our own bodily fluids! Dner |
| 05th December 2006 - 07:33:41 PM |
| 79206 : diamondcutter |
| Females make sucky roommates... especially breeders... |
| 05th December 2006 - 08:46:01 PM |
| 79207 : Michael Richards |
| When are you faggots gonna leave a fellow comedian alone? I think we should get together. Between your homophopia and my racism, we could put on one hell of a show!!!! |
| 05th December 2006 - 11:36:27 PM |
| 79208 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, I hear you. Some people just don't understand the queer lifestyle and how piss, shit, and HIV+ semen is an intergral part of our lives. I've also participated in piss and shit parties over the years. However, you should consider purchasing a spa. Spas are great because you can dose off in them while piss, shit, and semen is floating around in the water with you! Diamond apparently agrees: http://www.dustindiamondfoundation.com/dustinjennhottub.jpg |
| 05th December 2006 - 11:45:44 PM |
| 79209 : DICK IN ASS MAN |
| I SURE COULD USE A DICK IN MY ASS RIGHT ABOUT NOW |
| 05th December 2006 - 11:53:31 PM |
| 79210 : Deucer |
| I too have had a miserable time living with straights in the past. Luckily I now live with my well-to-do life-partner Ramone in an up-market apartment. We recently installed a spa and frequently invite our gay friends round for all-night sex romps. Things can get pretty wild, and by the time morning comes round, the water has usually become a gloopy mess of man-mayo, swarfega, floating turds and various other bodily excretions! Sadly we have managed to anger our straight neighbors by being too noisy. Also, one time my buddy Julien did too much coke and amyl nitrate after receiving a taco tsunami, and took off running round the apartment block, in the middle of the night, naked and covered in shit and screaming that he was the reincarnation of Liberace! Our neighbors weren't to happy with us!! |
| 06th December 2006 - 01:20:47 AM |
| 79211 : diamondcutter |
| Chris Burke in reverse... a normal guy acting retarded... http://www.local6.com/news/10469771/detail.html |
| 06th December 2006 - 08:25:41 AM |
| 79212 : Shell Gas Station Attendant |
| Mr. Screech, I noticed that there is an inordinate amount of semen on the floor in the Shell gas station just outside of Denver, Colorado. You probably want to go lick it up before some other fruit does. That is all. |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:23:13 AM |
| 79213 : Gay Zack |
| When I lived in Castro, I had moved in with an older queen. He was a quite guy, who liked to troll restrooms for guys. One night I decided I'd bring a little of my lifestyle to him to see how he'd react to it. I brought over some random guy from a dumspter circuit who was dressed as Slater. He came over and we sucked each others cocks in front of my roommate. He began to shy away, but we told him to stay. He watched some more than got up to leave and we said no help us out. He said, no I really have to go. So the Slater took out some brass kuckles and began to punch the shit out of my roommate. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed their sucking off the Slater as he punched my roommate. The Slater pulled down my roommates pants and kept punching his asshole square in the pink part with his brass kuckles. To make a long story short, my roommate woke up in a hospital, swollen rectum, massive loss of blood and a concussion. Doctors told him that he'd never be able to take it in the ass again. |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:31:06 AM |
| 79214 : Gay Zack |
| Suffice to say, my roommate kicked me out once he got out of the hospital. I hear he hasn't been able to take it in the ass ever since. I feel somewhat responsible for what happened. |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:34:57 AM |
| 79215 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay Zack, those Slaters are always violent homosexual predators. There's something about a greasy permed mullet that brings out the worst in a gay man. :( You should move on, as your older queen is no longer of use to you anymore. His asshole was probably the only thing keeping the two of you together. |
| 06th December 2006 - 05:41:41 PM |
| 79216 : Dner |
| Gay Zack/Steinberg, Not all Slater's are bad. Although I've commited some violent acts towards a Screech or two, I'd say us Slater's are pretty tame compared to Milo's. Rocco and I have had some pretty ultraviolent times with a Milo. Milo's are violent homosexuals that will stop at nothing to see the destruction of your rectal cavity. Dner |
| 06th December 2006 - 08:20:43 PM |
| 79217 : Mario Plater |
| Hello Dustin: How are u? I am a serious "Saved By The Bell" fan I seen all the episodes from Ms. Blitz to the College years to the new class. You have your new sex Dvd out called "Screech" seem like u were having fun dude!! Don't worry about what people say you are a man and you are doing what men like to do "Busting a Nutt!" Keep up the good work man!! Peace Please get back with me if u can!! Thanks |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:33:18 PM |
| 79218 : arbys shitpipe |
| mario, i find your broken english extremely fucking sexy. it conjures images of a greasy mullet clad slater in his pleated acid wash jeans pounding me in the ass with his giant mexican cock and "busting a nutt!", as you would say. are you oiled up and muscular like slater? if so, call me if you want to come over and have me suck you off to my edited version of the screech sex tape that only contains the scenes of dustin's penis without those tubby girls getting in the way. |