| 06th December 2006 - 11:34:57 AM |
| 79215 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay Zack, those Slaters are always violent homosexual predators. There's something about a greasy permed mullet that brings out the worst in a gay man. :( You should move on, as your older queen is no longer of use to you anymore. His asshole was probably the only thing keeping the two of you together. |
| 06th December 2006 - 05:41:41 PM |
| 79216 : Dner |
| Gay Zack/Steinberg, Not all Slater's are bad. Although I've commited some violent acts towards a Screech or two, I'd say us Slater's are pretty tame compared to Milo's. Rocco and I have had some pretty ultraviolent times with a Milo. Milo's are violent homosexuals that will stop at nothing to see the destruction of your rectal cavity. Dner |
| 06th December 2006 - 08:20:43 PM |
| 79217 : Mario Plater |
| Hello Dustin: How are u? I am a serious "Saved By The Bell" fan I seen all the episodes from Ms. Blitz to the College years to the new class. You have your new sex Dvd out called "Screech" seem like u were having fun dude!! Don't worry about what people say you are a man and you are doing what men like to do "Busting a Nutt!" Keep up the good work man!! Peace Please get back with me if u can!! Thanks |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:33:18 PM |
| 79218 : arbys shitpipe |
| mario, i find your broken english extremely fucking sexy. it conjures images of a greasy mullet clad slater in his pleated acid wash jeans pounding me in the ass with his giant mexican cock and "busting a nutt!", as you would say. are you oiled up and muscular like slater? if so, call me if you want to come over and have me suck you off to my edited version of the screech sex tape that only contains the scenes of dustin's penis without those tubby girls getting in the way. |
| 07th December 2006 - 01:10:55 AM |
| 79219 : Deucer |
| Yes Mario, you sound hot. Do you resemble Slater at all (as your name would suggest)? Let's hook up for buttsex in a McDonalds restroom sometime. My scat-fetishist friend has taught me a new move that you're sure to get a kick out of: it's called the Cincinnati Deucebox. It's the same as a regular Cincinnati Juicebox, only using shit instead of piss. |
| 07th December 2006 - 01:23:49 AM |
| 79220 : Deucer |
| Dner et al: Stay clear of Marvin Nedicks. I once saw a dude get whaled on pretty bad by a Nedick, apparently he ended up in hospital. He started doing all these legdrops and shit on him. I decided to split, and when I left the Nedick was violently spit-roasting the unconscious dude with a Coach Rizzo. |
| 07th December 2006 - 07:56:26 AM |
| 79221 : POOP |
| ............poop |
| 07th December 2006 - 07:57:51 AM |
| 79222 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, I almost forgot about Coach Rizzo! Didn't he and his star athlete, Ox, rape a bunch of students at Bayside? I heard that Coach Rizzo is in prison right now. Apparently he's a "wolf" in prison, raping all of the dudes in there. |
| 07th December 2006 - 08:32:22 AM |
| 79223 : Deucer |
| Steinberg: yes I've heard that as well. Apparently he intimidates his fellow inmates with his bad "new yawk" accent and forces them into homosexual encounters. Screech, I've been thinking - it's high time you got your queer band Salty the Pocketknife back together and did a nationwide tour of gay bars. Even though your music sucked a lamb's ass, I think songs such as "Rim Goblin" really spoke to your legion of queer fans. Also, my queer pal Jeffree claims that he saw you guys back in the day at a Castro bar named John E. Smoke's. He claims he gave Evan Stone a rimjob, and that Evan has a ginger anal beard. Can you confirm/deny? |
| 07th December 2006 - 09:52:42 AM |
| 79224 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, has anyone ever mentioned Coach Rizzo in a "remember when..." gay fantasy? I sure don't remember one, and I've probably read them all while cracking one off. |
| 07th December 2006 - 10:58:08 AM |
| 79225 : |
| Jeez DD is a fucking loser. Just saw the "porn" tape. I want to kill him he's so annoying. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:07:52 PM |
| 79226 : arbys shitpipe |
| Kurt, I seem to recall an episode of SBTB where Slater was slacking off a bit at wrestling practice and Coach Rizzo had him face fuck screech while dragging him up and down the stairs for an hour. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:52:39 PM |
| 79227 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Was Coach Rizzo the bald guy? |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:57:44 PM |
| 79228 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Have you queers seen the "Glossary of Perversion"? It lists some good sex moves. http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/ "Bill Buckner" - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. I've been known to participate in an "anal boot" from time to time: An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock, and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game. |
| 07th December 2006 - 01:52:31 PM |
| 79229 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Go to the online section: http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListA.html I want to give Diamond a "Rusty Fish Hook." That's where I'm doing a dude in the butt and get some shit on my finger. I then reach around and "hook" the dude's mouth like as though I have caugh a fishyou got a bass on your finger. |
| 07th December 2006 - 02:41:11 PM |
| 79230 : Dner |
| I saw an episode on TBS the other day where Coach Rizzo and Eric Spano locked Screech in the back of Belding's car and drove him from Palisades to Santa Monica Blvd. When they got to Santa Monica Blvd. they took him Vasaline alley and let all the queers rape and violate him. That was the comming out of the closet episode for Nedick because when they got there Nedick was getting pounded in the face. |
| 07th December 2006 - 04:35:37 PM |
| 79231 : Big Balls |
| Dustin Diamond is a fucking goofball. What a cheese dicked loser! Way to go buddy, your career is dead......it's not like you ever had one! Fucking cock smoker! |
| 07th December 2006 - 04:46:29 PM |
| 79232 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Fellow queers, I'll get some pictures of Coach Rizzo for you to look at while spanking it! |
| 07th December 2006 - 11:14:51 PM |
| 79233 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey queers, I found some good spank material. Here are pictures of Coach Rizzo: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-rizzo.html Here are pictures of the wrestling coach, Coach Sonski. Coach Sonski is the coach I remember who used to rub his bald head all over Belding's taint and team up with Ox to spit-roast Screech: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-sonski.html |
| 08th December 2006 - 07:13:01 AM |
| 79234 : Tom Berenger |
| Is it true that Tom Berenger is thinking of doing a comedic follow up to his 1996 Dangerous Minds rip-off "The Substitute" inside the Saved by the Bell school campus with on screen cameos from AC Slater, Zack, Jessie, Random Black Chick, Tori and you? Is it true that your role will be a bumbling sterotypical jerk-off who forgets his gym clothes as a bid to get out of gym but doesn't reckon on Berenger's ruthlessness and makes you work out in your string vest? Is it true that you get embroiled in a vicious terrorist plot to take over the school, which for some reason, is sitting on top of a 5 million dollar oil well reserve and it's up to Berenger, and you (in a string vest doing your very best to do a parody of Bruce Willis) to take on the terrorist who turns out to be non-other than Prinicpal Belding who is bitter, deranged and twisted over being replaced by the Substitute and forces you to drink his kool-aid and feast on his unemployable feses? Is it true it is called Substitute 4:Play or die trying? |