| 07th December 2006 - 07:57:51 AM |
| 79222 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, I almost forgot about Coach Rizzo! Didn't he and his star athlete, Ox, rape a bunch of students at Bayside? I heard that Coach Rizzo is in prison right now. Apparently he's a "wolf" in prison, raping all of the dudes in there. |
| 07th December 2006 - 08:32:22 AM |
| 79223 : Deucer |
| Steinberg: yes I've heard that as well. Apparently he intimidates his fellow inmates with his bad "new yawk" accent and forces them into homosexual encounters. Screech, I've been thinking - it's high time you got your queer band Salty the Pocketknife back together and did a nationwide tour of gay bars. Even though your music sucked a lamb's ass, I think songs such as "Rim Goblin" really spoke to your legion of queer fans. Also, my queer pal Jeffree claims that he saw you guys back in the day at a Castro bar named John E. Smoke's. He claims he gave Evan Stone a rimjob, and that Evan has a ginger anal beard. Can you confirm/deny? |
| 07th December 2006 - 09:52:42 AM |
| 79224 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, has anyone ever mentioned Coach Rizzo in a "remember when..." gay fantasy? I sure don't remember one, and I've probably read them all while cracking one off. |
| 07th December 2006 - 10:58:08 AM |
| 79225 : |
| Jeez DD is a fucking loser. Just saw the "porn" tape. I want to kill him he's so annoying. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:07:52 PM |
| 79226 : arbys shitpipe |
| Kurt, I seem to recall an episode of SBTB where Slater was slacking off a bit at wrestling practice and Coach Rizzo had him face fuck screech while dragging him up and down the stairs for an hour. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:52:39 PM |
| 79227 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Was Coach Rizzo the bald guy? |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:57:44 PM |
| 79228 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Have you queers seen the "Glossary of Perversion"? It lists some good sex moves. http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/ "Bill Buckner" - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. I've been known to participate in an "anal boot" from time to time: An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock, and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game. |
| 07th December 2006 - 01:52:31 PM |
| 79229 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Go to the online section: http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListA.html I want to give Diamond a "Rusty Fish Hook." That's where I'm doing a dude in the butt and get some shit on my finger. I then reach around and "hook" the dude's mouth like as though I have caugh a fishyou got a bass on your finger. |
| 07th December 2006 - 02:41:11 PM |
| 79230 : Dner |
| I saw an episode on TBS the other day where Coach Rizzo and Eric Spano locked Screech in the back of Belding's car and drove him from Palisades to Santa Monica Blvd. When they got to Santa Monica Blvd. they took him Vasaline alley and let all the queers rape and violate him. That was the comming out of the closet episode for Nedick because when they got there Nedick was getting pounded in the face. |
| 07th December 2006 - 04:35:37 PM |
| 79231 : Big Balls |
| Dustin Diamond is a fucking goofball. What a cheese dicked loser! Way to go buddy, your career is dead......it's not like you ever had one! Fucking cock smoker! |
| 07th December 2006 - 04:46:29 PM |
| 79232 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Fellow queers, I'll get some pictures of Coach Rizzo for you to look at while spanking it! |
| 07th December 2006 - 11:14:51 PM |
| 79233 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey queers, I found some good spank material. Here are pictures of Coach Rizzo: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-rizzo.html Here are pictures of the wrestling coach, Coach Sonski. Coach Sonski is the coach I remember who used to rub his bald head all over Belding's taint and team up with Ox to spit-roast Screech: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-sonski.html |
| 08th December 2006 - 07:13:01 AM |
| 79234 : Tom Berenger |
| Is it true that Tom Berenger is thinking of doing a comedic follow up to his 1996 Dangerous Minds rip-off "The Substitute" inside the Saved by the Bell school campus with on screen cameos from AC Slater, Zack, Jessie, Random Black Chick, Tori and you? Is it true that your role will be a bumbling sterotypical jerk-off who forgets his gym clothes as a bid to get out of gym but doesn't reckon on Berenger's ruthlessness and makes you work out in your string vest? Is it true that you get embroiled in a vicious terrorist plot to take over the school, which for some reason, is sitting on top of a 5 million dollar oil well reserve and it's up to Berenger, and you (in a string vest doing your very best to do a parody of Bruce Willis) to take on the terrorist who turns out to be non-other than Prinicpal Belding who is bitter, deranged and twisted over being replaced by the Substitute and forces you to drink his kool-aid and feast on his unemployable feses? Is it true it is called Substitute 4:Play or die trying? |
| 08th December 2006 - 10:24:42 AM |
| 79235 : JB |
| max why did yu make this site so crappy |
| 08th December 2006 - 11:20:38 AM |
| 79236 : Deucer |
| Steinberg, I am honored that my semi-cognitive memories of Coach Rizzo can cause you such pleasure. Please rest assured that I shall dress as the aforementioned coach during my next dumpster encounter! Zoinks!!!!!! |
| 08th December 2006 - 12:33:10 PM |
| 79237 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, there has been a fat bald guy hanging out on Key West the dumpster circuit over the past few weeks. He was always doubling up on a Screech with an A.C. Slater. He looked vaguely familiar, but I didn't know why. Now I realize that he's a Coach Sonski. |
| 08th December 2006 - 07:35:54 PM |
| 79238 : dner |
| Thanks for the great spank fodder Kurt! My member is swollen and purple from jerking off to violently! |
| 08th December 2006 - 09:42:50 PM |
| 79239 : Gay ZAck |
| Queers go to smoking gun to read Diamonds rider - his requests in order to perform. Very Diva like. Shows what a true fag he really is. I so want to beat the jew out of him. |
| 08th December 2006 - 09:59:51 PM |
| 79240 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Thanks Gay Zack! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1208062screech1.html |
| 09th December 2006 - 07:43:35 PM |
| 79241 : Mad Bastard |
| I nipped out to the shop earlier tonight to grab some milk, cat food etc. On my way through the door into the place I noticed a guy, about mid thirties eyeing me up with a bit of a glare. "Oi", he shouts but I blank him and carry on with the shopping. On my way back out I notice that he's still outside the shop. Apparently he's been waiting for me because I glance over my shoulder and he's trailing me. My car's parked on an unkempt piece of tarmacced "car park" round the side of the building. It's not pitch black but the area's not streetlit for about 20-30yds. I know where this is going. "Oi, cunt", he growls at me. "Nice shoes. I'll have them." and takes a handful of the material of the back of my jacket. By now I've turned to face him. I can feel my temper kicking in. He looks like something I'd buy a Big Issue from. I can see in his eyes that he's drunk or fuelled with something else. "Oh, will you?" I ask him. He's starting to say something else but I've already committed myself to grabbing him by the jacket and reigning my head down on his nose. It either really did make a squelchy noise when I connected or I just imagined it. Maybe it was my brain sloshing my own skull around from the whiplash I had just inflicted on it. As soon as I've struck, I push him away but his legs have buckled. He goes down on his knees and falls forward, connecting his own face with my right foot which is in mid-swing. There were no other words exchanged. I get in the car and drive home. I go through the full gamut of emotions, from feeling like Bruce-fucking-Lee to a mad paranoia of reprisals and revenge. On the whole though, I'm pretty offended that this guy felt he had the right to just take what I had paid for. I've never picked a fight in my life, but if you put me in a corner then I'm having a go. It doesn't half ruin your night though. My question is: Should I have reversed over the cunt for good measure? |