| 08th December 2006 - 09:42:50 PM |
| 79239 : Gay ZAck |
| Queers go to smoking gun to read Diamonds rider - his requests in order to perform. Very Diva like. Shows what a true fag he really is. I so want to beat the jew out of him. |
| 08th December 2006 - 09:59:51 PM |
| 79240 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Thanks Gay Zack! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1208062screech1.html |
| 09th December 2006 - 07:43:35 PM |
| 79241 : Mad Bastard |
| I nipped out to the shop earlier tonight to grab some milk, cat food etc. On my way through the door into the place I noticed a guy, about mid thirties eyeing me up with a bit of a glare. "Oi", he shouts but I blank him and carry on with the shopping. On my way back out I notice that he's still outside the shop. Apparently he's been waiting for me because I glance over my shoulder and he's trailing me. My car's parked on an unkempt piece of tarmacced "car park" round the side of the building. It's not pitch black but the area's not streetlit for about 20-30yds. I know where this is going. "Oi, cunt", he growls at me. "Nice shoes. I'll have them." and takes a handful of the material of the back of my jacket. By now I've turned to face him. I can feel my temper kicking in. He looks like something I'd buy a Big Issue from. I can see in his eyes that he's drunk or fuelled with something else. "Oh, will you?" I ask him. He's starting to say something else but I've already committed myself to grabbing him by the jacket and reigning my head down on his nose. It either really did make a squelchy noise when I connected or I just imagined it. Maybe it was my brain sloshing my own skull around from the whiplash I had just inflicted on it. As soon as I've struck, I push him away but his legs have buckled. He goes down on his knees and falls forward, connecting his own face with my right foot which is in mid-swing. There were no other words exchanged. I get in the car and drive home. I go through the full gamut of emotions, from feeling like Bruce-fucking-Lee to a mad paranoia of reprisals and revenge. On the whole though, I'm pretty offended that this guy felt he had the right to just take what I had paid for. I've never picked a fight in my life, but if you put me in a corner then I'm having a go. It doesn't half ruin your night though. My question is: Should I have reversed over the cunt for good measure? |
| 09th December 2006 - 08:55:12 PM |
| 79242 : diamondcutter |
| from the SBTB Now board... QUOTE whoa for a min there i thought this thread was relating to "screeched".... i would like to read elliot's, diamoncutter's and rocco's review of that film... i'm sure theyve watched it... END QUOTE In order to fly under the radar of the heifers on that board we need our anonymity. If you are on that board as "g0screechracerg0" please remove all reference to us in your posts... |
| 09th December 2006 - 09:44:13 PM |
| 79243 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I think that fucker tried to out us a couple months ago. |
| 09th December 2006 - 10:37:13 PM |
| 79244 : Rocco |
| I already posted at the hate board. Kurt and I saw this faggot try the same thing a few months back. I havn't posted over there in awhile as the IMDB boards have been much more fun. I wonder if it's that fruitcake that kept referring to the Hate board and trying to fuck us over on IMDB. I can't even remember his name? We've made so many new friends I've completely lost track! ROCCO |
| 10th December 2006 - 11:07:46 AM |
| 79245 : Joey |
| Since this is a place specializing in Screech/Dustin Diamond info I thought I would post a link to a clip I found on Youtube. Its a parody of the whole Michael Richards fiasco, but with Screech. Take a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdkd5ZjpbY Joey |
| 10th December 2006 - 03:12:26 PM |
| 79246 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Did anybody watch the NFL pregame show in Fox this morning? Every week there's a comedian who does funny little skits about the guys on the show (e.g., Howie Long, Jimmy Johnson, Terry Bradshaw, etc.) The comedian was talking about Howie Long's movie career and how awful he was as an actor. At the end of the segment he posted 4 game picks of the week. He posted each pick along with a picture of an actor that he said was better than Howie Long. On one of the picks he showed a picture of Ernest (from "Ernest Goes t Camp," etc.). For his next pick he showed a pciture of a young Dustin Diamond along with his game pick. I almost lost it because that so funny! |
| 10th December 2006 - 08:12:26 PM |
| 79247 : arbys shitpipe |
| jesus christ, that fat fuck asks for 4 pints of milk, 4 20z bottles of coke and 6 beers for every show... that's atleast 3000 calories, just in beverages. 1500 more than the average healthy person consumes in an entire day. and that's on top of the beef n cheddars and curly fries that piece of shit drives into his fat gut every day. diamond you fat fuck, no wonder you're more of a blimp every time we see you. |
| 10th December 2006 - 08:19:02 PM |
| 79248 : Jomby |
| http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/ |
| 11th December 2006 - 12:10:26 AM |
| 79249 : Kurt Steinberg |
| arbys shitpipe, you raise good points. I totally forgot about the curly fries that Diamond almost certainly scrafs down at Arby's. Does anyone know if Belding used to make Diamond eat curly fries out of his asshole? |
| 11th December 2006 - 12:53:15 AM |
| 79250 : Big J |
| hey screech, you better hope I don't see you on the street motherfucker, i'm gonna drop a deuce in my hand and mash it into your stupid jew face. then ill smack you hard in the balls and wipe my ass with your hair. |
| 11th December 2006 - 03:35:43 AM |
| 79251 : gay man |
| Im so glad that im not the only one who wants to take a dump on screeech! |
| 11th December 2006 - 05:12:26 AM |
| 79252 : |
| I have problem with my husbund because he is jelouse |
| 11th December 2006 - 10:34:51 AM |
| 79253 : Karate Kid V: Screeching up Screechside High |
| SCREECH! Is it true that you will be starring in KARATE KID V: Screeching up Screechside High where you will play Screech LaRusso, half-brother of Daniel? Is it true that you will be taught "karate" by a dim-witted slack jawed yokel who will force you to do dehumanising and backbacking manual labour as well as forcing his inbred man milk down your throat and into your anus without your consent as part of the "secret" training system? Is it true that John Kreese will be back for a cameo with his drunk army buddies who will inlist you in America's latest quagmire; Iraq via a bizarre hozing scheme involving a pig and you, slipping your beef (penis) repeadely into it making it oink? Is it true that when you return to Screechside high you will take out Kreese and the yokel in a fight to the death? |
| 11th December 2006 - 02:29:01 PM |
| 79254 : |
| Be sure to leave comments here: http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006/12/gross-screech-sex-tape-is-released.html |
| 12th December 2006 - 03:52:21 AM |
| 79255 : David Zucker |
| SCREECH! Tis I, David Zucker director of Scary Movie 4 and I want YOU, TV land's "Screech" to be in parody sequel Scary Movie 5, which I am going to title as "Screechside High" in your honor. Basically it's a parody of every drunk college/school movie/tv programme ever made set inside the old Saved by the Bell school and you play the crazy invalid who has recaptured the original cast of Saved by the Bell and put them into this make-shift prison, forcing the inmates to do pratfalls, horrible jokes and reinact key moments of Saved by the Bell episodes. Naturally there will be a shed load of in-jokes with Jessie saying "I'm so excited, I'm so excited. I'm so scared"... Leslie Nielson will play Mr Belding's alcholic Father, Mr "Belding Belding" who runs a Welding corporation "Belding & Belding Welding INC" who comes out of retirement to save the cast from your manical screeching and utterance of the words "ZOINKS!". Limp Bizkit's "Numb" will play the movie out too. Call me if you are interested in this! |
| 12th December 2006 - 06:46:09 AM |
| 79256 : Mr Belding |
| I may only be a fictional character, but I hereby announce my divorce from "Screech". |
| 12th December 2006 - 07:39:49 AM |
| 79257 : DICK IN ASS MAN |
| ANYONE FOR DICK IN ASS? |
| 12th December 2006 - 10:55:31 AM |
| 79258 : Tori Fucking Wilson |
| Hi Screech. I'm WWE's botoxed slut in a bikini, Tori "Fucking" Wilson - you know - we have a lot in common... we're both always getting laid. By men! Anyway screechy-pie, VKM wanted to let you know that he still hungers for cock and wants to stroke your little cocky, and perhaps even swallow the cocky red head into his mouth and perhaps swallow some of that branded "cocky juice" straight from Screech's personal cock. And all this will be broadcast live on RAW! With JR (BA'W GAWD!) commenting with Jerry the Girl stealin' Lawler. And to top it all off, we're having John Cena vs KFED in a divorce cash settlement on a pole ladder match. Are you feelin' me? Cause if you are, I'll break your god damn fingers you pervert! Now, call VKM and set up the date; JAN 1st: "NEW YEARS DAY"! DO IT NOW YOU BUM! |