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10th December 2006 - 03:12:26 PM

Did anybody watch the NFL pregame show in Fox this morning? Every week there's a comedian who does funny little skits about the guys on the show (e.g., Howie Long, Jimmy Johnson, Terry Bradshaw, etc.)

The comedian was talking about Howie Long's movie career and how awful he was as an actor. At the end of the segment he posted 4 game picks of the week. He posted each pick along with a picture of an actor that he said was better than Howie Long. On one of the picks he showed a picture of Ernest (from "Ernest Goes t Camp," etc.). For his next pick he showed a pciture of a young Dustin Diamond along with his game pick. I almost lost it because that so funny!

10th December 2006 - 08:12:26 PM

79247 : arbys shitpipe

jesus christ, that fat fuck asks for 4 pints of milk, 4 20z bottles of coke and 6 beers for every show... that's atleast 3000 calories, just in beverages. 1500 more than the average healthy person consumes in an entire day. and that's on top of the beef n cheddars and curly fries that piece of shit drives into his fat gut every day. diamond you fat fuck, no wonder you're more of a blimp every time we see you.

10th December 2006 - 08:19:02 PM

79248 : Jomby

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

11th December 2006 - 12:10:26 AM

79249 : Kurt Steinberg

arbys shitpipe, you raise good points. I totally forgot about the curly fries that Diamond almost certainly scrafs down at Arby's. Does anyone know if Belding used to make Diamond eat curly fries out of his asshole?

11th December 2006 - 12:53:15 AM

79250 : Big J

hey screech, you better hope I don't see you on the street motherfucker, i'm gonna drop a deuce in my hand and mash it into your stupid jew face. then ill smack you hard in the balls and wipe my ass with your hair.

11th December 2006 - 03:35:43 AM

79251 : gay man

Im so glad that im not the only one who wants to take a dump on screeech!

11th December 2006 - 05:12:26 AM

79252 :

I have problem with my husbund because he is jelouse

11th December 2006 - 10:34:51 AM

79253 : Karate Kid V: Screeching up Screechside High

SCREECH! Is it true that you will be starring in KARATE KID V: Screeching up Screechside High where you will play Screech LaRusso, half-brother of Daniel? Is it true that you will be taught "karate" by a dim-witted slack jawed yokel who will force you to do dehumanising and backbacking manual labour as well as forcing his inbred man milk down your throat and into your anus without your consent as part of the "secret" training system? Is it true that John Kreese will be back for a cameo with his drunk army buddies who will inlist you in America's latest quagmire; Iraq via a bizarre hozing scheme involving a pig and you, slipping your beef (penis) repeadely into it making it oink? Is it true that when you return to Screechside high you will take out Kreese and the yokel in a fight to the death?

11th December 2006 - 02:29:01 PM

79254 :

Be sure to leave comments here: http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006/12/gross-screech-sex-tape-is-released.html

12th December 2006 - 03:52:21 AM

79255 : David Zucker

SCREECH! Tis I, David Zucker director of Scary Movie 4 and I want YOU, TV land's "Screech" to be in parody sequel Scary Movie 5, which I am going to title as "Screechside High" in your honor. Basically it's a parody of every drunk college/school movie/tv programme ever made set inside the old Saved by the Bell school and you play the crazy invalid who has recaptured the original cast of Saved by the Bell and put them into this make-shift prison, forcing the inmates to do pratfalls, horrible jokes and reinact key moments of Saved by the Bell episodes. Naturally there will be a shed load of in-jokes with Jessie saying "I'm so excited, I'm so excited. I'm so scared"... Leslie Nielson will play Mr Belding's alcholic Father, Mr "Belding Belding" who runs a Welding corporation "Belding & Belding Welding INC" who comes out of retirement to save the cast from your manical screeching and utterance of the words "ZOINKS!". Limp Bizkit's "Numb" will play the movie out too.

Call me if you are interested in this!

12th December 2006 - 06:46:09 AM

79256 : Mr Belding

I may only be a fictional character, but I hereby announce my divorce from "Screech".

12th December 2006 - 07:39:49 AM

79257 : DICK IN ASS MAN

ANYONE FOR DICK IN ASS?

12th December 2006 - 10:55:31 AM

79258 : Tori Fucking Wilson

Hi Screech. I'm WWE's botoxed slut in a bikini, Tori "Fucking" Wilson - you know - we have a lot in common... we're both always getting laid. By men! Anyway screechy-pie, VKM wanted to let you know that he still hungers for cock and wants to stroke your little cocky, and perhaps even swallow the cocky red head into his mouth and perhaps swallow some of that branded "cocky juice" straight from Screech's personal cock. And all this will be broadcast live on RAW! With JR (BA'W GAWD!) commenting with Jerry the Girl stealin' Lawler. And to top it all off, we're having John Cena vs KFED in a divorce cash settlement on a pole ladder match.

Are you feelin' me? Cause if you are, I'll break your god damn fingers you pervert! Now, call VKM and set up the date; JAN 1st: "NEW YEARS DAY"! DO IT NOW YOU BUM!

12th December 2006 - 12:26:15 PM

79259 : Andrew Bryniarski

I TICKLED DUSTIN'S COLON WITH MY MEAT SHANK.

12th December 2006 - 12:33:04 PM

79260 : Andrew Bryniarski

AFTER AN INTENSE WORKOUT I EAT DUSTIN'S PROTEIN PACKED SUPER SPOOFUM.

YOU SHOULD IT EAT TOO.

12th December 2006 - 01:15:20 PM

79261 : dick sucker

12th December 2006 - 02:34:26 PM

79262 : KURT ANGLE

ROAR!

12th December 2006 - 04:04:31 PM

79263 : hater

faggots

12th December 2006 - 04:26:03 PM

79264 : Kurt Steinberg

Look at this video of Pauley Shore getting his ass kicked while performing his stand-up routine at a comedy club in Texas. He must have totally sucked or been extremely unfunny (very easy to believe), because the crowd was cheering about he was punched.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4076863223883966153

I'm shocked that someone has not yet done this to Diamond. I remember reading that someone hit Diamond in the face or on the head with a glass bottle when Salty the Pocketknife was performing, but as far as I know, he hasn't received a beating during his stand-up routine.

12th December 2006 - 08:09:06 PM

79265 : Rocco

Nice find Kurt, but when I watched it I felt like there was something staged about it. I googled Pauly Shore and lo and behold- http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/12/cops-say-pauly-shore-video-a-fake/

To bad it wasn't real. In fact to bad Diamond wasn't there with him, that huge Texan comes up and knocks them both out, flash to Belding and Slater laying down a couple of nice teabags!

ROCCO

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