| 04th November 2003 - 12:49:44 PM |
| 5578 : Internet Cop |
| BOLTON-"nub - A guy with a tiny member. Has anyone seen Nub? I think he p***d all over the bathroom floor again. That dirty little man!" I'm not in a position to speculate, but this implies Larry is poorly 'endowed', perhaps this is a cause of his insecurity. BOLTON-"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor p****r has struck again!" Who is Bryan? A former abuser/molester? A cause of anguish, isolation and perversion? |
| 04th November 2003 - 12:59:26 PM |
| 5579 : Internet Cop |
| Hi this is the "internet cop" here. i'm not an actual cop, but i call myself that because i do detective work, and i stop scum. Scum like the scum on this website. This will be a long post, as what I have to say is important. I have something to say- 'Kurt Steinberg', 'Remember When', 'Gwando' and 'Leaky A** Q****r' are in fact the same person. This 'man' is actually called “Larry Bolton” (a possible pseudonym). Larry Bolton is a pervert. He invents these other characters because he is lonely, he is not even g*y, it is a rouse to attract attention. Here are some quotes of his from other sources. (censored) |
| 04th November 2003 - 05:27:01 PM |
| 5580 : Internet Cop |
| Kurt, please call me to arrange gay sex. xxxxx yr honey bunny. |
| 04th November 2003 - 11:47:47 PM |
| 5581 : Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton |
| You're right about my feelings for Screech. I thought that he was an incredible dork and by far the worst, most annoying character on Saved By The Bell! Zack was a cool dude and Kelly was a hot babe, but Screech was a complete idiot. Internet Cop, you should leave me, Ham Span, Gwando, Remember When, et al. alone - we post for the pure enjoyment of everyone who visits here! This is one of the funniest websites on the Internet!!! - Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton P.S. I am not associated with Ham Span, Gwando, Remember When, Leaky Ass Queer, et al. |
| 04th November 2003 - 11:53:08 PM |
| 5582 : Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton |
| Internet cop (or should I called you Chachi), I guess my ruse is up. You're right, I'm not queer and my name is neither "Kurt Steinberg" nor "Larry Bolton". Both are composite characters I have created. I don't like dudes - instead, I like babes with big jugs. I am neither lonely nor insecure. I post here because it is fun! This website provides great comic relief! I laugh my ass off at some of the crazy things people say here. The first time I read some of the messages posted here, I was laughing so hard that my stomach started to hurt! Someone should compile these messages into a book! The really funny thing is that some people actually believe that Dustin Diamond is affiliated with this website in some way. However, most of the regulars here are just funny guys like myself - they post for the shock value of saying disgusting things!!! You cannot tell me that the messages here aren't hilarious! |
| 05th November 2003 - 12:40:52 AM |
| 5583 : Gwando |
| Kurt, if i were you i would ignore chachi, he is an ass. |
| 05th November 2003 - 02:08:57 AM |
| 5584 : Internet Cop |
| Hi this is the "internet cop" here again. i've cleared out the scum here. dustin, now that the scum is gone, i finally have you all to myself for some hot lovin'. - Da Chach |
| 05th November 2003 - 02:11:36 AM |
| 5585 : Fagbusters |
| NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR "REINDEER GAMES", YOU HOMOSEXUAL SLUDGECICLES. |
| 05th November 2003 - 09:03:13 AM |
| 5586 : Ham Span |
| what's going on? are the messages below real or fakes? I refuse to believe that Kurt Steinberg is not a homo, or that he is me. I wish things would go back like before!!! DUUUUUUUUUUDE Diamond you have fucked up the site! No one wants to post here anymore! Who is chachi really? I used to fing this site amusing and entertaining, not to mention gey, but no one posts anymore! DUUUUUUUUUUDE |
| 05th November 2003 - 09:25:27 AM |
| 5587 : JAMES |
| FUCK YOU! |
| 05th November 2003 - 10:06:23 AM |
| 5588 : Internet Cop |
| Statistics show that black people are 254.8% more likely to be involved in drug related crime than white people. Now, argue yourselves out of that one, you fucking spooks. |
| 05th November 2003 - 11:03:34 AM |
| 5589 : Internet Cop |
| Statistics show that black people are 254.8% more likely to be involved in drug related crime than white people. Now, argue yourselves out of that one, you fucking spooks. |
| 05th November 2003 - 02:11:22 PM |
| 5590 : jessika |
| screech u r the best!! u make me laugh sooo much...this site iz cool!! |
| 05th November 2003 - 02:32:30 PM |
| 5591 : Internet Cop |
| Hi, Internet Cop here. I am the king of poor grammar and meaningless diatribes. My outward hostility towards homosexuals only masks my deep affection and attraction for Screech and others of his ilk. I would love to meet some nice homos for some anonymous "sexcapades" in the near future. |
| 05th November 2003 - 03:03:44 PM |
| 5592 : SUG_BOOG |
| I'm looking for some good save by the bell pictures for a project of mine. If anyones got some, please e-mail them to me :.) |
| 05th November 2003 - 08:27:30 PM |
| 5593 : sean |
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| 05th November 2003 - 08:33:48 PM |
| 5594 : sizzzzzzzan |
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| 05th November 2003 - 11:48:14 PM |
| 5595 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th November 2003 - 02:19:43 AM |
| 5596 : Fagbusters |
| YOU ARE A HUNDRED SIDES OF THE SAME CUM-DRENCHED COIN. |
| 06th November 2003 - 03:04:54 AM |
| 5597 : Internet Cop |
| The REAL Internet Cop here. I am not Chachi. But i would like to apologize, because i am not a 'militant anti-homo'. That is all. I am not an asshole, thats all. |