| 06th November 2003 - 05:32:13 PM |
| 5603 : Kairsti |
| I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND |
| 06th November 2003 - 10:25:53 PM |
| 5604 : Phillip Seidel |
| I have gay fantasies about Dustin Diamonds. I would love to lick his pulsing cock. Dustin please call me 830-708-0924. I live in New Braunfels Texas. |
| 06th November 2003 - 11:05:56 PM |
| 5605 : rgreyt |
| Sick sicks s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sss s s s s s s s |
| 06th November 2003 - 11:15:50 PM |
| 5606 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode where there was a dance contest at The Max hosted by Casey Kasem and you ended up being paired with Lisa who had a broken leg? Remember how you were still developing sexually and felt conflicted about having to dance with Lisa? Remember how AC was dirty dancing with Kelly but you secretly wished it was you that Slater was grinding his lumpy crotch into instead? Remember how you wished Slater would scoop you up in his arms & twirl you around on the dance floor while holding you tightly against his very muscular chest? Remember how moments before it was your turn to dance with Lisa, you thought you were developing a crush on Slater because it felt like you had butterflies in your stomach, but it turned out to be your chronic diarrhea acting up again? Remember how you had to quickly improvise a solution to your leaky ass problem so you snuck into the kitchen and stuck a freshly cooked cob of corn up into your anus to stop the seepage? Remember how steaming hot it was? Remember how you and Lisa hit the dance floor and started hopping around on one leg and Casey Kasem dubbed it "The Sprang"? Remember how everybody thought you were only dancing like that because you were imitating Lisa, but in reality you were stiffly hopping around because it was hard to move with that hot cob of corn lodged up your butt as it burned the fleshy inner walls of your smelly anus? Remember how as you continued to hop around on one leg, you began to actually enjoy the painful burning sensation as the corn lodged itself deeper into your rectal cavity with every excruciating hop? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support & episode suggestion. |
| 07th November 2003 - 12:27:55 AM |
| 5607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post. I vaguely remember the scene where Diamond had the corncob lodged in his cornhole. Diamond's guestbook provides an invaluable service to his queer fans! All of the homosexual posters need to keep up the good work! My penis is purple right now because I've been masturbating so much while reading the messages posted here! I especially like the stories involving Belding and Diamond! My favs are the stories where Diamond thinks Slater is doing him in the cornhole, and only discovers that Belding is in fact the person anally penetrating him after he turns on the lights!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 03:36:17 AM |
| 5608 : John Walsh |
| http://www.johnwalsh.tv/html/topics/index.html What is a “metrosexual?” Today, we explore the new buzz word that’s been making headlines and getting all sorts of attention lately, and focus on what some call “the new male vanity.” The definition of a metrosexual: a man who is hyper-aware of his appearance, style, social and cultural surroundings. He is a man who spends time and money on his looks and his clothes; a man that is willing to embrace his feminine side! Today, with the help of some “metrosexual experts,” we see what steps men are taking to beautify themselves; from their skin and hair, to their wardrobe, to their once-a-week spa treatments. First, we get a behind-the-scenes glance at our 22-year-old guest, Andrew, who is getting ready for the show in the make-up room with a team of assistants. Then, John sits down with Michael Flocker, author of The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man. Michael gives his definition of the term and reveals the ten best ways a guy can turn himself into a “Metroman.” Next, meet Rosalie, who is desperately trying to get a makeover for her husband, Thomas. Rosalie says her husband’s look is “disastrous,” and John challenges Michael to turn Thomas into a metrosexual. Next, we meet Mary, whose husband, Reggie, is an out-of-control metrosexual. We see a day-in-the-life package of Reggie and what he goes through to become “The Reg.” Reggie admits he is obsessed with his looks and his style, and believes the public and “his fans” deserve the best he can deliver. Then, Andrew, our metrosexual guest on a budget, joins us in the studio to tell John how he gets his well-groomed look together. We introduce Andrew to Michelle Probst, founder of Menaji, a skincare line exclusively for men. She leads the men in our audience in a skincare lesson, using Andrew as her model. Plus, throughout the show we see the progression of Thomas’ makeover, and he reveals his final stunning transformation to his wife Rosalie in the studio. Finally, we see how the trend of metrosexuality is reaching young men, too! We get an inside look at a spa at the Hyatt Regency Hill Country Resort & Spa in San Antonio, TX that caters exclusively to young people. Wait until you see these metrosexuals-in-the-making…some of whom say they would get a facial every day if they could. It’s an informative hour of fun you won’t want to miss! |
| 07th November 2003 - 03:52:22 AM |
| 5609 : Fagbusters |
| WHEN ZACK DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN AND WENT ON A DATE WITH SCREECH, AN ANGEL DIED. |
| 07th November 2003 - 04:40:47 AM |
| 5610 : saturn |
| metrosexual? is that what that homo mario lopez is claiming to be now? he shouldn't be ashamed of his sexuality or of who he is. look at african americans. they're proud of who they are: car stealing porch monkeys. |
| 07th November 2003 - 07:35:04 AM |
| 5611 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Thanks for another classic "Remember When" story, I sure hope Diamond reads this stuff, along with his family and friends. |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:16:29 AM |
| 5612 : huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuh |
| YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:30:11 AM |
| 5613 : huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuh |
| YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:57:21 AM |
| 5615 : truck accessories |
| truck accessories |
| 07th November 2003 - 12:00:42 PM |
| 5617 : |
| vncn |
| 07th November 2003 - 05:49:09 PM |
| 5618 : Salmo |
| I drive a feeefteen-wheeler for a living, but when I come home I like to relax and have a beer and watch tv. |
| 07th November 2003 - 07:03:27 PM |
| 5619 : Princess peussie |
| God, please tell me it's not true. The money for Soc. Security is now being used for a war on Iraq, or is it Iran, or maybe Nigeria is next or Columbia, and then comes France and so many others. Here at the Royal Palace where Celine Dion records are banned, and we only listen to those filthy exposed things of Michael the Moon-stalker, the remaining Xmas tunes come outta the walls like assholes at Halloween. Smiles to you, GORDO. Talking and singing assholes all over the damned place, not to mention the vaginal fisting and the fart contests. OY...it can make a Princess such as myself just turn brown with envy. Gin enemas are not prohibited at the Palace inspite of what you've heard. Let's just shout to the sky: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE...and pop another little blue pill. Ship ahoy, me lads, and down with those panties! Princess Peussie http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/ACADEMY_of_JELQING.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/MICHAEL_JACKSON.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Glorious_PrincessPEUSSI.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angels_Suckfest.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SkidMarks_Upon_MySoul.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/WEAPONSof_DESTRUCTIO.html |
| 07th November 2003 - 07:27:29 PM |
| 5620 : tiffany |
| you are so sexy |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:10:55 PM |
| 5621 : Fagbusters |
| MISTER BELDING BEATS OFF ALL OVER THE MEMBERS OF PANTERA'S FACE AND BALLS. |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:31:05 PM |
| 5622 : PANTERA |
| AND WE FUCKING LOVE IT! |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:05:35 AM |
| 5623 : Kornmeister2000 |
| Pantera sucks gopher balls. |