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    08th November 2003 - 02:24:42 AM    
5624 : Leaky Ass Queer
Diamond, have you noticed that this site is the first link when you type your name into Google? You purposely arranged it with Google so that your queer fans find it easy to meet up on the internet to discuss having gay sex with you didn't you? Even your official home site is nowhere to be seen on the Google search, I think it's sweet of you to be so considerate to your queer fans and I'm glad that you don't underestimate the size and dedication of your homosexual fanbase.

Last night when I was drinking in my favourite gay bar (and, yes, in case you're wondering the "Diamond" style of beard is still VERY popular here in London) the guys and I were talking about how cool it would be if your band was to play a special one off gig here for us. Let's face it Diamond, you're going to be the kiss of death for that band and your records will never so much as worry the lower reaches of the charts because the whole planet considers you to be a joke, so play to your strengths and come over here to entertain us....


    08th November 2003 - 02:35:17 AM    
5625 : Leaky Ass Queer.
Diamond, this is a continuation of my previous post in case you're too stupid to work it out for yourself. OK? Good.

When your band plays for us queers here in "The Boot Camp" (our favourite gay club) there are certain songs we'd like to hear of course. We're not interested in the garbage that you usually play but would like to hear classic gay theme songs that we can dance and make out to whilst you're dancing and gyrating for us onstage. The Locomotion by Kylie, Runaway by Bronski Beat, It's Raining Men and YMCA should all be part of your set. We had Bronski Beat play here in the 80's and it was a wonderful night with the band and audience indulging in unprotected drugged up sex at every available opportunity, something that I know will happen when you play for us. Imagine the backstage area, Diamond? Imagine the amount of beefed up testosterone charged teddy bears waiting to spear you on the end of their aching pricks? In the morning after you've played your ass is going to look like the Japanese flag!


    08th November 2003 - 09:13:01 AM    
5626 : credit
credit


    08th November 2003 - 12:58:23 PM    
5627 : mullen
you suck
http://a-5.rulestheweb.com


    08th November 2003 - 02:21:17 PM    
5628 : Leaky Ass Queer
Diamond, I'm Just checking in to say that I'm going to Thud tonight which is a gay club in Soho, and I'll be bringing a few queer friends back here afterwards to look at your site and hopefully post some messages on here for you. After that we're going to get stuck into some amyl nitrate and wear our Diamond face masks whilst we're reaming and cornholing each other. I may even give one of my friends a Dirty Sanchez whilst he's wearing your mask in honor of you!

Have you thought about doing the gig yet? Do you think you'll do some ABBA or Gloria Gaynor songs for your queer fans?


    08th November 2003 - 02:43:33 PM    
5629 : Beer
Leaky Ass, it sounds like you know how to have a good time! Maybe we could meet up? I'm a full nine inches.
BEER.


    08th November 2003 - 03:21:13 PM    
5630 : the real goatse
remeber that goatse picture?
well i'm the guy in it. It's not funny queers.
Some people do anything for money

http://www.goatse.cx


    08th November 2003 - 06:16:02 PM    
5631 : cabroooon
hijoputa, muerete


    08th November 2003 - 06:27:20 PM    
5632 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you.

Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    08th November 2003 - 07:39:26 PM    
5633 : gabby
screech


    08th November 2003 - 09:24:39 PM    
5634 : Sarah Liberty
Dustin Diamond iz so cool but so iz every1 else!

SLATER IZ HOT!!!!


    09th November 2003 - 12:13:43 AM    
5635 : Zach Morris
You are a fag


    09th November 2003 - 12:14:11 AM    
5636 : TJ
Do what u have to do .it is not nobodys business if u gay or not.live your lifefor u and not for anybody else.i am telling u this because i am in a relaationship similar to yours not tjhat i am gay i am a woman


    09th November 2003 - 05:55:34 AM    
5637 : Fagbusters
SID SILVER IS AS GAY AS THE NIGHT.


    09th November 2003 - 06:35:38 AM    
5638 : Sid Silver
thanks fagbuster, i'll take that as a compliment.
you are a 30 year old overweight virgin.


    09th November 2003 - 04:10:55 PM    
5639 : mister
no one posts here anymore, this is a dead board.
All the fags have left for florida.
nothing sadder than a dead board with no one to read it...
Mister make the last post... number 5639


    09th November 2003 - 04:16:27 PM    
5640 : SCREECH IS A COCKSUCKER
Diamond, WHAT A FUCKIN' JOKE!


    09th November 2003 - 05:02:26 PM    
5641 : mister
a fucking cocksucker?
PLEASE be nice, thw world needs more nice people mister


    09th November 2003 - 05:41:08 PM    
5642 : Fagbusters
YOU HOMOS QUIT IMPERSONATING SID SILVER. THE NAZI HOMO IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND HE IS ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH QUEER MURDERING WEAPONS.


    09th November 2003 - 06:49:10 PM    
5643 : Leaky Ass Queer
I do have experience of that Kurt, but I'm usually the one who's doing the sucking. I'm just addicted to nut butter, especially when the vendor is wearing his Diamond face mask and goatee.

Like you I fantasize about giving Diamond a Cleveland Steamer too, I dream of filling up on beef tacos and chili dogs and then dropping my stinking excreta right in the middle of his face, filling his nostrils and covering his ludicrous white-fro in my spicy edible waste.

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