| 07th November 2003 - 10:30:11 AM |
| 5613 : huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuh |
| YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 10:57:21 AM |
| 5615 : truck accessories |
| truck accessories |
| 07th November 2003 - 12:00:42 PM |
| 5617 : |
| vncn |
| 07th November 2003 - 05:49:09 PM |
| 5618 : Salmo |
| I drive a feeefteen-wheeler for a living, but when I come home I like to relax and have a beer and watch tv. |
| 07th November 2003 - 07:03:27 PM |
| 5619 : Princess peussie |
| God, please tell me it's not true. The money for Soc. Security is now being used for a war on Iraq, or is it Iran, or maybe Nigeria is next or Columbia, and then comes France and so many others. Here at the Royal Palace where Celine Dion records are banned, and we only listen to those filthy exposed things of Michael the Moon-stalker, the remaining Xmas tunes come outta the walls like assholes at Halloween. Smiles to you, GORDO. Talking and singing assholes all over the damned place, not to mention the vaginal fisting and the fart contests. OY...it can make a Princess such as myself just turn brown with envy. Gin enemas are not prohibited at the Palace inspite of what you've heard. Let's just shout to the sky: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE...and pop another little blue pill. Ship ahoy, me lads, and down with those panties! Princess Peussie http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/ACADEMY_of_JELQING.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/MICHAEL_JACKSON.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Glorious_PrincessPEUSSI.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angels_Suckfest.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SkidMarks_Upon_MySoul.html http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/WEAPONSof_DESTRUCTIO.html |
| 07th November 2003 - 07:27:29 PM |
| 5620 : tiffany |
| you are so sexy |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:10:55 PM |
| 5621 : Fagbusters |
| MISTER BELDING BEATS OFF ALL OVER THE MEMBERS OF PANTERA'S FACE AND BALLS. |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:31:05 PM |
| 5622 : PANTERA |
| AND WE FUCKING LOVE IT! |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:05:35 AM |
| 5623 : Kornmeister2000 |
| Pantera sucks gopher balls. |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:24:42 AM |
| 5624 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Diamond, have you noticed that this site is the first link when you type your name into Google? You purposely arranged it with Google so that your queer fans find it easy to meet up on the internet to discuss having gay sex with you didn't you? Even your official home site is nowhere to be seen on the Google search, I think it's sweet of you to be so considerate to your queer fans and I'm glad that you don't underestimate the size and dedication of your homosexual fanbase. Last night when I was drinking in my favourite gay bar (and, yes, in case you're wondering the "Diamond" style of beard is still VERY popular here in London) the guys and I were talking about how cool it would be if your band was to play a special one off gig here for us. Let's face it Diamond, you're going to be the kiss of death for that band and your records will never so much as worry the lower reaches of the charts because the whole planet considers you to be a joke, so play to your strengths and come over here to entertain us.... |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:35:17 AM |
| 5625 : Leaky Ass Queer. |
| Diamond, this is a continuation of my previous post in case you're too stupid to work it out for yourself. OK? Good. When your band plays for us queers here in "The Boot Camp" (our favourite gay club) there are certain songs we'd like to hear of course. We're not interested in the garbage that you usually play but would like to hear classic gay theme songs that we can dance and make out to whilst you're dancing and gyrating for us onstage. The Locomotion by Kylie, Runaway by Bronski Beat, It's Raining Men and YMCA should all be part of your set. We had Bronski Beat play here in the 80's and it was a wonderful night with the band and audience indulging in unprotected drugged up sex at every available opportunity, something that I know will happen when you play for us. Imagine the backstage area, Diamond? Imagine the amount of beefed up testosterone charged teddy bears waiting to spear you on the end of their aching pricks? In the morning after you've played your ass is going to look like the Japanese flag! |
| 08th November 2003 - 09:13:01 AM |
| 5626 : credit |
| credit |
| 08th November 2003 - 12:58:23 PM |
| 5627 : mullen |
| you suck http://a-5.rulestheweb.com |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:21:17 PM |
| 5628 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Diamond, I'm Just checking in to say that I'm going to Thud tonight which is a gay club in Soho, and I'll be bringing a few queer friends back here afterwards to look at your site and hopefully post some messages on here for you. After that we're going to get stuck into some amyl nitrate and wear our Diamond face masks whilst we're reaming and cornholing each other. I may even give one of my friends a Dirty Sanchez whilst he's wearing your mask in honor of you! Have you thought about doing the gig yet? Do you think you'll do some ABBA or Gloria Gaynor songs for your queer fans? |
| 08th November 2003 - 02:43:33 PM |
| 5629 : Beer |
| Leaky Ass, it sounds like you know how to have a good time! Maybe we could meet up? I'm a full nine inches. BEER. |
| 08th November 2003 - 03:21:13 PM |
| 5630 : the real goatse |
| remeber that goatse picture? well i'm the guy in it. It's not funny queers. Some people do anything for money http://www.goatse.cx |
| 08th November 2003 - 06:16:02 PM |
| 5631 : cabroooon |
| hijoputa, muerete |
| 08th November 2003 - 06:27:20 PM |
| 5632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you. Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th November 2003 - 07:39:26 PM |
| 5633 : gabby |
| screech |