29th February 2004 - 11:44:02 PM |
6566 : D Schwartz |
I orginally thought I was gonna puke at Dustin Diamond. I think one joke was a chuckle. He tried too hard, and wasn't even close to being funny. The guy from 96.5 CMF was even worse.I may of been spoiled being Jewish, and knowing real comedy when I see it. I must say the jokes all hit below the belt, the only shit there was is the fact that the only time you guys were there was to collect the money. Otherwise you couldn't be found. I know why no one asked if you liked the show. It must of been because of the fact that you were ashamed at the underwhelming response from the audience. I was in a party of 6, and people in my party said I told better jokes from my frustration that the shit you call comedy is the lamest on the face of the earth. Dustin does not do comedy, he does stupidity and brainiac stuff on Saved By The Bell. Hes a clutz, a ditz ,and a brain. Sadly he did not exude his brain like qualities. That crap might of wowed them in Alabama. However, I am new to Rochester , I thought in |
29th February 2004 - 11:49:38 PM |
6567 : D Schwartz |
in this area we have educated people who enjoy true mature humor. To make a long story short. You guys need to turn on 104.5 CHUM FM from Toronto Sunday nite to see what "true" comedy is like. I just got home from an 830 show. Man was I thankful I left the feed on for CHUM FM funnies so I got home 5 minutes before it began. It took me two minutes and I was cracking up .Proof that I know "real" humor.I am writing this letter to inform the media of the worst time I have ever had in my life. Thanks for runing my nite. I must tell you my party consisted of three who have been there several times. All 3, want you to take their name off your list and lose their #. Lastly, I am spreading the word to everyone I know about the scam you call a comedy place. I welcome you to show this letter to your GM/owner and respond to me in a responsible and constructive manner. |
01st March 2004 - 12:45:34 AM |
6568 : Happy goLucky |
Fuck Jew comedy. |
01st March 2004 - 01:26:33 AM |
6569 : R. James |
Fuck 'yo couch, nigger!!! |
01st March 2004 - 03:15:58 AM |
6570 : D Schwartz |
P.S.- By the way, I also love having rough unprotected sex with young preteen boys. I bring them into my bedroom and show them my GI Joe and Ninja Turtle collection and once I have gained their trust, I force them down on to my bed, pull down their little shorts, and penetrate them against their will. Once I have orgasmed in their small butts and shot out all of my ejaculate into their still developing bodies, I then throw them out onto the street and tell the little crybabies to walk home. I hope this does not make me a bad person and that people will still listen to 104.5 CHUM FM based on my solid recommendation. I look forward to reading and responding to any emails you may send me in regards to this subject. Thank you and good day. |
01st March 2004 - 03:53:55 AM |
6571 : fooky |
sing a song of sixpence, as i slowly rape screech with ac slater by my side. a building with 2 beldings, one of whom is balding. i dont like that girl's pigtails, not one bit. if offered pot i would do the right thing, and decline. if i were a magician, i would work at "the max." If i had a music video, it would feature spandex and trampolines. if i took caffeine pills, id become instantly addicted to them as if they were heroin. if i had a party, id dress up like an asshole and dance around and be mortified when the girls saw us thru the window. |
01st March 2004 - 07:14:51 AM |
6572 : Little Jimmy |
fooky, I tried that song of sixpence, and guess what? it turned into a song of six inches...and I took it deep in the ass until I turned slightly pink.... |
01st March 2004 - 07:15:25 AM |
6573 : cindy olsen |
HAY MARK PAUL HARRY GOSSELAAR I AM SO A FAN I LIKE YOU SO MUCH BY SAVED BY THE BELL YOU WERE SO GOOD AND MARIO LOPEZ CONTACT ME PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!! SAVED BY THE BELL I LOOK EVERY DAY I LOVE IT SO MUCH |
01st March 2004 - 09:03:00 AM |
6574 : Kurt Steinberg |
This is getting silly now, Chachi will you PLEASE stop posting under my name! I haven't got an identity in real life so please don't spoil it for me here! To answer your questions - YES I am in the advanced stages of dying from AIDS, and YES I do enjoy dropping an HIV+ infected Cleveland Steamer down peoples throats - I have my victim wear a Diamond face mask as I'm emptying my lethal load down their necks! - Kurt Steinberg |
01st March 2004 - 10:16:00 AM |
6575 : kelly |
dear dustin. I watch saved by the bell every day,you're such a goofy charachter, but sweet!!!!! I like you really much! does tiffani and mark have a official website 2? mail me, marykate_en_ashley@hotmail.com love, kelly. |
01st March 2004 - 10:59:30 AM |
6576 : Clyde |
If the posts below are by the real Kurt Steinberg, please do not tell these losers that they are ruining the board! That is exactly what they want to hear- they do not have the gay experience nor the intellect to contribute, so they post mindless crap. If you don't like it, just don't read their posts. Most of the time it is very obvious when the real Kurt Steinberg is posting and when he is being imitated as his style is recognisable. I do have to admit, however, that this site is in decline, because no one posts any kind of gay fantasy here anymore, which is the whole purpose of this site! Alas, I can't remember the last time i lost a load whilst viewing it. |
01st March 2004 - 12:15:19 PM |
6577 : ...................... |
KURT STEINBERG AND CLYDE R DIRTY OLD MEN AND NEED 2 GET FUKIN LIVES!!! AND QUICK!! |
01st March 2004 - 12:53:03 PM |
6578 : Erik |
Hello iedereen. mijn naam is erik en ik vind screech heel leuk in personage |
01st March 2004 - 01:47:06 PM |
6579 : kelly |
by the way gang I'm going to use this site to sell my used panties through, I'm taking requests so let me know if you'd like a "bloody schoolgirl" or a "shitty thong" xxxxxx |
01st March 2004 - 06:05:37 PM |
6580 : Aaron Fleming |
I like little boys bums, i like to lick their brown cracks, yummy |
01st March 2004 - 06:58:03 PM |
6581 : Fartin Freddie |
So just stick to rimming::::: Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth. Now a study by researchers working for the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) in Lyon, France seems to have confirmed it. "Oral sex can lead to oral tumors," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday, referring to the latest research. The scientists studied more than 1,600 patients from Europe, Canada, Australia, Cuba and the Sudan with oral cancer and more than 1,700 healthy people. They found that patients with oral cancer containing a strain of the human papilloma virus (HPV) known as HPV16 were three times more likely to report having had oral sex than those without the virus strain. "The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added. Raphael Viscidi, a virologist who worked on the research, believes the findings substantiate the link between HPV |
01st March 2004 - 07:03:07 PM |
6582 : Mr. Dingleberry |
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT KURT HAD A MINI-PENIS AND THAT SPEARS IS A DRIED UP SLUT GIRL. WHO CARES? WITH THE COUNTRY GOING DOWN THE TOILET YOU FUCKERS TALK ABOUT SOME DUMBASS TURDS FROM SEATTLE. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU NITWITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE ALL MENTALLY IMPAIRED LITTLE GIRLIES................ |
01st March 2004 - 07:08:22 PM |
6583 : Mother Teresa, from the Great Beyond or Behind! |
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01st March 2004 - 08:20:10 PM |
6584 : St. Pisser of Bladdersville |
Hey, and speaking of Mother Teresa, shit man, this is too much of a good thing. I didn't know that SHE won some of those JUMP THE WEEDS CONTESTS back in Yugoslavia. What a slut!! ============= http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html |
01st March 2004 - 08:27:12 PM |
6585 : Mr. Felching |
Shit, Aaron Fleming, you must be half jewish which is cool with me. but what half of you is jewish? the top or the bottom? yeh eat brown stained assholes....have you tried just a dash of olive oil and tincture of opium around the opening? THAt I love...and slurping the jizz out of those butts after I blew my wad into a young butt: THAT is also tasty,kaka..... |