| 08th March 2004 - 11:28:40 PM |
| 6695 : Hanson |
| What do you mean, shithead. I like Hanson! Turd! Was at FuckFestival last weekend - AGAIN. I walked in early afternoon on a Saturday. Really dead - only two or three guys in there. The one guy was a really hot black guy - late 20's. I turned him around and was balls deep in his ass in about 3 seconds. We were down in the dungeon in the darkest room. We were the only two in there - I wanted to see this hot tigh ass as I fucked it - so we went out to where one of the red lights were and proceeded until I blew my load straight up his ass. A few minutes later a nice looking red head guy met me in the dark part. He was looking to get sucked so I obliged. I was working his long fat cock, doing poppers with him. He had his balls shaved and a metal cock ring - so HOT! Some fuckin troll came over - so as he got close I toook him out of my mouth and aimed him otwards the troll. He shot his load and it got on the trolls pants and shoes. Explain that one wo wifey you old fucker! |
| 08th March 2004 - 11:34:15 PM |
| 6696 : Saint Murtle of the Holy Toilet Seat |
| Hello Christian Friends and Jesus Fans: At the suggestion of one member of the Royal Court of Turds, you have been selected to APPLY for membership in THE ROYAL COURT OF PRINCESS PEUSSIE! Join this club and if you win the lottery, you will be sent one USED condum from the Royal Palace's last initiation rite and orgy. You will be allowed to cast a vote in any of the Court Polls including those dealing with enemas, nose jobs, circumcision parties (for those already cut), and news of the Ever Lovely Princess Peussie, her sister, Fluff, royal attendants such as Gordo, Mojo, Mary Mount (Peussie's secretary and drug dealer), and others incuding Princess Pussy of the underground Philadelphia Cathedral erect orgy society. Join now or pay the consequences, TURD!!!! |
| 09th March 2004 - 12:03:25 AM |
| 6697 : Fagbusters |
| I WANNA JOIN! REALLY! FER SHURE! YEAH RIGHT, DOUCHEBAGS. FUCK YOUR LIFE. |
| 09th March 2004 - 12:09:41 AM |
| 6698 : jewish gaywad |
| Hey guys, I'm jewish. I like to post anti-Jesus and anti-Mel Gibson remarks on Dustin Diamond's webpage because I'm a cocksucking faggot! I control the media yet I whine all the time about everything! I love you!!!!!!! |
| 09th March 2004 - 01:04:56 AM |
| 6699 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this message board gets shittier every day. Please clean it up. Nobody wants to read religious or hate-related messages. Instead, your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has become cluttered with off-topic messages. Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll drop a hot, spicy Cleveland Steamer onto your head and genitals! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th March 2004 - 02:34:32 AM |
| 6700 : Fucking Hanson |
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| 09th March 2004 - 09:01:30 AM |
| 6701 : chocha-burger |
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| 09th March 2004 - 09:30:34 AM |
| 6702 : |
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| 09th March 2004 - 03:44:46 PM |
| 6703 : bush |
| I love coke!!! It's wonderful!!!!! |
| 09th March 2004 - 05:51:47 PM |
| 6704 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hi, Turds!! |
| 09th March 2004 - 06:16:31 PM |
| 6705 : Arnie Assfuck |
| Someone told me that brushing your teeth with shit would help to whiten them. So I believed 'em and tried it... I also figured that it would probably also be a good be a cool idea to gargle with diarreah to give me fresher breath, as well... The only problem is that it makes me puke, which causes tooth decay! Kind of a catch-22, wouldn't 'ya say? What's a poor cracked-out, scat-singin' male supermodel to do??... |
| 09th March 2004 - 06:42:46 PM |
| 6706 : Princess Peussie |
| Arnie Assfuck, you are wonderful. I would suggest that you have warm piss enemas, and stay away from the shit in the mouth. Do you have any little boys around so that you'd have a nice supply of warm jizz to rub onto your teeth and gums? THAT works wonders and leaves such a lovely after taste particularily if you are then going down into a butt for some serious rimming. |
| 09th March 2004 - 07:25:54 PM |
| 6707 : |
| You guys are a bunch of assholes |
| 09th March 2004 - 07:48:08 PM |
| 6708 : |
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| 09th March 2004 - 08:43:35 PM |
| 6709 : |
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| 09th March 2004 - 10:51:08 PM |
| 6710 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what happened to www.dustindiamond.net ? It's gone! Couldn't you afford to keep it up? How's your music career going? Are your fans going to see one of your videos on MTV anytime soon? I think that you and Belding should star in another Saved By The Bell show. You should also bring back Lisa - her career fizzled out after the original Saved By The Bell ended. Please do you queer fans a favor and film a shower encounter between you and Belding in the new series! Remember when Saved By The Bell - the New Class ended? Why didn't you try to be the towel boy on "Hang Time?" You could have cleaned the team's laundry, passed out cups of water, and soaped up Dick Butkus' (the basketball coach on the show) ass!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th March 2004 - 03:19:21 AM |
| 6711 : Howdy Fucky |
| I don care how many times ya say it, Butkus shure is a funny name. |
| 10th March 2004 - 07:52:51 AM |
| 6712 : Little Johnny Fudgepacker |
| Hello Kurt, Sorry but I didn't mention the magic smoke are some joints I love and they are much better for me to smoke for my body than alcohol, and much better with poppers which I love. I was introduced to those by my professor and he did so great things to me perhaps what I wrote you about, but one time at his place he had me in a kneeling position and very gently began to stroke and massage my balls which was an incredible feeling and then he reached around and began to slowly jack me off. It was so great and I thought I'd go crazy, then he put those fingers into me. I think I wrote yo about that, and how I thought I was on Mars or someplace out in space. He fucked me with these fingers and said he was hitting my prostate, but I wasn't paying much attention and then as he jacked me and got me to blow my wad he pushed very strongly on the prostate. I shot all over the place. IT was the best time ever. Sorry to be writing you all of this. It was just so really hot!!!!!!!!! You don't need to think about paying me for any fun things. I'm just new sort of a beginning amateur. So you can be my friend and teacher and rimming partner. Smiles!!!!! |
| 10th March 2004 - 09:11:24 AM |
| 6713 : kevin fentress |
| how are you they have a lot of building down here in new jeresy that could be used if la is to in theplasa |
| 10th March 2004 - 01:06:25 PM |
| 6714 : I HAVE FINALLY COME FORWARD |
| The part,in which his character Tommy Jarvis comes back in Friday the 13th : A New Beginning,took my breath away..for a second or so today. I wondered how a stellar dude like him wound up in a cheap slasher flick like "Friday". Do you know what that means?? I actually respect the dude! Haim may be the more drool-worthy one but this dude is WAY more dreamy. Corey Feldman..if you're feelin' hopeless and think that your fans have diminished post-80s..no fear buddy. Holy $#!%!! This is the Dustin Diamond guestbook! Whattam I doin here? Oh I forgot,I made friends with certain substances last night. They were asking me about why Corey Haim doesn't call them no more. We junkies rule! Just woke up and realized this isn't the Corey Feldman guestbook. But my message is pretty competent for a place like this anyway. Nevertheless,consider it a somewhat classier post compared to the rest. |