| 11th July 2004 - 04:28:32 PM |
| 8516 : Twyla 16 |
| bumhe's the asian rapper. he doesn't paint his fingernails or wear white make-up. bumhe's asian. ASIAN. hottest asian ever...hottest boy ever!!! another pick-up line: NOW BITCH!!! you can eat me out sick boy!!! go suck a cow!!! |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:30:36 PM |
| 8517 : Sick Boy |
| And all these kids have given themselves faggy bitch-nicknames like "Bambi" and "Twinkles." How do you guys come up with this shit? Watch Sick Boy unleash his angry member and step to the mic, mastermc. Let's see you spit your bitch rhymes at my rhythm stick. I'll spray you with my pimp juice. You're Asian? ****FLASHBACK!!!******** Oh shit! We got Charlie in the tree-lines!*automatic gunfire* Get some napalm on that village! Come on! Let's take these gooks out and go get some R&R! Let's get this war over and get back to the world! |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:39:52 PM |
| 8518 : SB loves his girlfriend Twyla |
| I just might do that, Twyla, but first kill the rank, putrid stench eminating from your hell hole. Charlie don't surf! He don't rap either! R&R for these guys is a little rat meat. 15 dolla anyting you want! No black man. Black man too buku. Why do I hate you little southern-fried white trash coon-skin cap wearing cunts? Because you breathe. Because you never learned to read or write. Because you suck. Because I can...ect. ect. Because you have names like "BUMHE." Hey faggot, how is that pronounced , anyway? Bum. Ha ha. You got a stupid name and it has bum in it. I hate you. Twyla; Summer's Eve yourself and I might consider breaking you off an orgasm or two. |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:42:07 PM |
| 8519 : Twyla 16 |
| he's nicknamed bambi because we thought he was gay. but now we know he's not because he won't have sex with this guy that hit on him. that was sad, i wanted to watch. boo hoo. hmm. horny again. damn |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:46:45 PM |
| 8520 : |
| Watcha wearin' Twy Twy? Are your panties clean? Are you shaven? Gotta go potty? Is your anus clean? Is your vagina properly rinsed and prepared? SEXY! |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:49:01 PM |
| 8521 : Twyla 16 |
| don't make promises you can't fulfill. don't call me a red neck. you live in florida you dirty little frat boy. mike went to florida while we were going out, he wanted to sell e, but the only people in florida are frat boys and old fucks, which are you? frat or fuck? how old are you, you damn pedophile. |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:54:36 PM |
| 8522 : Twyla 16 |
| the only way i'd do you is if we could do it in space while listening to nirvana's rape me. that song is sexy. oh yeah, you also have to have hand cuffs. oh yeah, chain me up, spank, i've been naughty. of course i'm shaved, and i wear thongs, g-strings, or (most of the time) nothing. and i smell sexy everywhere. plus i'm uber clean. i take hour long showers everyday. |
| 11th July 2004 - 04:54:53 PM |
| 8523 : Fagbusters |
| HOW DARE YOU VILE WENCES SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF SWEET YOUNG JIMMY URINE WITH YOUR INCESSANT TEENAGE RETARDATIONS! THAT POOR SOUL HAS SUFFERED FOR FAR ENOUGH WITHOUT HAVING THE ADDITIONAL BURDEN OF YOU STUPID COOZES AND YOUR INSIPID IDOLATIONS! LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE OR PREPARE TO WAKE UP WEARING BRIMSTONE THONGS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! HIM, HOWEVER, SUCKS A MALE CAMEL'S DICK! |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:00:01 PM |
| 8524 : Fagbusters |
| TWYLA, I'D REALLY LIKE TO STAB YOU IN YOUR BABY CAVE AND MAKE YOU SHIT OUT YOUR SMELLY CUNT. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:03:18 PM |
| 8525 : Twyla 16 |
| Jimmy Urine kicks ass. i love my mommy cause she fucked my dad. i love my mommy cause fucked the shit out of my dad. i love my mommy cause she ohhh yeah. i love my mommy cause she uhh uhh uhh. i'm your problem now. when i say we you say suck. we...suck we...suck...dick. you know the whole band is gay with each other? the bassist(the REALLY hot one) and the drummer hook up. Jimmy and the guitarist hook up. they're on tour. they're gonna be in GA in august. i'm working at a record store to get money for tickets. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:07:09 PM |
| 8526 : Sick Boy with Cock on Rock |
| Firstly, it's about time you showed up, Mr. Busters. It's good to see you, old friend. Earth Twyla, my age is not important and it would be a practice in mathematic futility to try and convert Bob 7 years into your inferior human Earth years. I would, however, like to have violent, stinky intercorse with your puny Earth vagina. You should wax your asshole. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:08:20 PM |
| 8527 : Twyla 16 |
| you guys are 60 year old men, aren't you? it must have to suck having to use viagra to get a hard on. i mean after the penis pump incident you must have been pretty depressed, and now this. wow you have sooo much dramr in your life. what, your cat died... who will you have sex with now. i don't think it's a good idea to dig up your dad. come on, he took it enough while he was alive. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:17:02 PM |
| 8528 : Twyla 16 |
| i don't have any body hair, except for the hair on my head. to have sex with me you'd have to adhere to the requirments listed below. nirvana, space, naughty and in need of spanking. and you have to tell me your age you sick dirty bastard. you're 60 aren't you. you sick man. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:17:26 PM |
| 8529 : Twyla 16 |
| sick boy makes me all moist. just thinking about his blood sausage makes me quiver and my clit hardens under it's pink little hood. please sb tye me up and pound me until i scream. spit on me and call me a whore and pull my hair. oh yea i dont need to wax my asshole theres no hair there so dont yu worry mr sexy. please sickboy thoroughly penetrate my vag until it is swollen and knock on my g spot until i squirt hot girl goo all over your sexy body. you have your head shaved perfect with that little patch at the front that i can use as a handle while you tongue fuck my hidey hole. god u make me horny mr smarty pants. im toggling my little love button right now. god im wet sick boy make my pussy scream and when im least expecting it you should jam your rod right up my ass and bang it till tears are rolling down my face and my stomach muscles ache. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:23:50 PM |
| 8530 : Sick Boy |
| DAMN! It's like that, is it? You really wanna get banged hard, don't you. You naughty little princess. I'll take you to my home planet in my galactic El Camino. The Nirvana shit ain't happening, though. That bastard didn't even really kill himself. The blood is on the hands of yours truly. Is murder a turn on for you? How about pants that hang off my ass and a rotten attitude? |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:28:55 PM |
| 8531 : Twyla 16 |
| Damn sick boy, as much as that passage turned me on, it turns me on even more that you don't expect me to do anything. what do you do, blue ball all day?it was still hot though. i love bad boys, and if it's not nirvana what is it? NIN closer? |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:29:35 PM |
| 8532 : SB |
| Damn Twyla I'm gonna go jack off. |
| 11th July 2004 - 05:34:22 PM |
| 8533 : Jess |
| I'm thinking about fingering myself. that was REALLY hot!!! |
| 11th July 2004 - 06:01:07 PM |
| 8534 : Twyla 16 |
| the first passage was sexy, but i'm gonna add to it. to you hand cuff me to the bedpost(or where ever the hell we are, it doesn't really matter does it?) and start eating me out. the whole time felling me up. then to tease me you rub your cock around my pussy without actually going in, making me beg for it. then you thrust yourself inside of me, because by now i'm soaking wet. you put your hands on my hips and pull me up closer to you, making you go even deeper inside of me. the whole time me moaning in your ear. then you un cuff me and i tie you to the bed and start riding you like a cowgirl. GIDDY UP. after that you flip me onto my stomach and start fucking me analy. while your giving me anal you're grabbing my tits and sucking om my neck. damn i'm horny!!!(actually written by Twyla 16) |
| 11th July 2004 - 06:03:17 PM |
| 8535 : SB |
| A few tips for my girlfriend Jessica: Be wary of dudes who brag ad infinitum about how big their cocks are. Usually they are packing Tootsie Rolls. I won't brag. You are going to have to see Sick Boy's monster in the flesh. If you let me roger you, I promise it will be very painful, but don't worry, I'll buy you one of those donut-shaped hemmerhoid pillows. Aren't I sweet? I can think of 5,000 different ways to torture you with my Sick Stick. |