| 16th July 2004 - 03:39:36 PM |
| 8836 : Scooter Byron |
| All y'all wetbacks need ta' die like lil' ol' cockroaches! I lost my wife and my kids and my house and my kids' wives to a yeller-bellied half spic half coon half kike with a splash a' French an' Puerto- Rican! Iff'n y'all are gonna do the job an' kill each other fer me, I'd apprec'ate it, I reckon! All the rest a' y'all white folks come on down to SCOOTER'S SHOOTIN' RANGE/BAR/HOLOCAUST MUSEUM! Bring tha kids an' a hearty helpin' o' deep seated paranoid xenophobia! Come on down now 'yall! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:44:05 PM |
| 8837 : Gay Zack |
| don't mess with one bean cuz you hafta mess you the whole burrito mang. I cut choo mang like chee-kin. I'm loco ese, I fucking spent time in the big house for stealin gum and sheet mang. i'm fucking hardcore ese, I'll cut choo in the heart and fuck your stab wound ese, aztec style mang.I have tear tats all over my face ese, I fucking go off mang and I'll fucking get choo mang. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:48:22 PM |
| 8838 : Sanchez Carlo Jaun Sanchez Hair-Net |
| Oh, sorry mang. I thinked that jew was talkin' to me, homes. You got the Virgin Maria on jour sheet, dog? That's fuching tight, homes. Let's bounce mang 'cuz see 'cuz I wanna see how high jour sheet can bounce bounce, tacos. I got La Bamba playing on the fuching screens in my shit. Lou Diamond Phillips is my fuching cousin and my homeboy, mang. It's all good, essay. We can go to my fuching place on east 152nd and mi madre weel make some menudo. I got the fuching Virgin Maria tattooed on my back when I was loched up for cutting cheeckens. They was fuching talking sheet with the gobble gobble and I cut theeng. Its all good, homes. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:49:32 PM |
| 8839 : Papi Culo |
| Gay Zack mang, you one of us homes, I'll fucking jump joo in the gang mang. You can rim me ese, you be my beetch mang I'll fucking call choo Puto Zack, ese choo fucking alright mang for a white guy |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:50:12 PM |
| 8840 : Denise |
| ~Excellent site~ |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:51:54 PM |
| 8841 : CUNT |
| as you asked, it was 'Mind of a Lunatic' from the Geto Boys' self-titled 1990 album |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:55:56 PM |
| 8842 : Jay Beez |
| Thanks, CUNT. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:09:23 PM |
| 8843 : Senor Carne Guisada |
| Hey Dustin jew fuching jew! Hey homes I need jew to marry me so I can get my green card. Don't tell nobody but I fuching just cut this greengo beetch. She said I fuched up on mowing her fuching lawn but I didn't see no fuching flowers where I was mowing! I sleet her fuching throat and she said gurgle gurlge and made a fuching rattle noise and while she was steel warm I put my taquito in her black bean queso hole, homes! I got to fuching get out of here. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:11:18 PM |
| 8844 : Mario Lopez |
| Da Mario ees back een full effect, amigos! Ees good to see so many of mah homes representing, mang. Da Mario would like to geev you all extra helpings of my beefy enchilda, wid extra-spicy meh-hee-can man-mayo all round, eh? Don't nobody cross me and my fucken homes, mang. We fucken LOCO ese. Don't fuck wid us less you lookin to get FOCKED UP, mang. Especially if you be a focken neegur, mang. Dey always be comin roun' ackin like dey shit, but dey ain' shit, mang. I be cuttin up so many focken neegurs mang you wouldn believe. And choo better beleive I be fockin de ones I don' cut. Anyway, I gotta go mang, I gotta go salsa wid yo fockin mudder. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:16:23 PM |
| 8845 : Chicken |
| *GOBBLE GOBBLE* hey jew beetches jew can't fuching cut me no more! *BGOCK GOBBLE* I fuching just got jumped in *GOBBLE* and now I'm a fuching Latin Keeng, beetch. my homeboys are going to roll on jew beetch*GOBBLE GOBBLE* cuz jew can't just fuching cut a Latin Keeng and not get rolled on ese. *GOBBLE* we're blowing a sweet and then we are going to fuch jour sheet up vato! *GOBBLE* im going to put my beak up jour puto! |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:21:20 PM |
| 8846 : Mario Lopez |
| ˇmierda en mí! I forgot to say mang, Dusteen, even dough jew a jew, jew can be in mah gang, mang. My gang ees focken BAD ASS. We call the DIRTY SANCHEZ gang cos we cruz aroun wearing dirty sanchezes. Eet don' smell too nice but it look fuckeen HARDCORE, ese. Dusteen, we should get together for some hot and spicy Mehican man-love. Meet me at the Manchilada club, mang. Deseo darle un sanchez sucio, amigo! |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:22:13 PM |
| 8847 : PELIGRO! |
| LA MIGRA! ES LA MIGRA! PELIGRO! MI NO DEPORTANTE! LA MIGRA! ES EMIGRACION! NO DEPORTANTE MI FAMILA POR FAVOR! |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:26:58 PM |
| 8848 : Mario Lopez |
| Cheecken - you know you ain't sheet, mang. I cut you up, eat you, shit you out, put you in a fajita and serve it to you on a bed of joo own cheecken-shit. I warning joo mang, JOO DON' FOCK WID DA MARIO, HE FOCK WIT JOO. Comprendez, cabeza del pene??? |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:28:03 PM |
| 8849 : A Country Singer |
| I'll be yer numero uno Yer number one vah-toe ...she didn't understayand mah lingo because I were a gringo I asked her fer some cay-so She brought me back a pay-so I asked to eat her cato She said domo arigato! Ok I made the last part up but the rest is a real song I heard |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:33:30 PM |
| 8850 : Pico De Gallo |
| A Mario mang, I want to roll wit da dirty sanchez ese, pero I no have a low rider mang, pero I can ride my low rider bike mang. It's fucking nice mang, all chromed out ese, real sweet mang. I keel fucking cheekins for jew mang I can cut dem mang.Jus let me sho jew mang I fucking jack them up mang and make them eat my caca mang.I can be hardcore man - rolling hard and sheet ese vato loco |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:33:37 PM |
| 8851 : A White Guy |
| We have a tejano station in town called "La Invasora." Does that mean "The Invasion?" I'm trying to find out if that's funny or not. I think it just might be. The Invasion. Ha Ha. Fuching Pandehos. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:58:50 PM |
| 8852 : |
| ay mang chew this beefy manchimichonga and eat the refrieds out of my taco salad, homes. |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:35:35 PM |
| 8853 : Willie Jizz |
| Yo whas up 2 tha brown skin niggas yo. Ima put my big black dick in yo brown ass and suck yo dick with my big lips.I fucking hang with tha homies and shit yo we fucking play bones and shit you know what I'm saying word! Dustin you my vanilla nigga yo I bust your shit g style yo. Yo fro looking good man, put some activator in that shit and git it all greasy jerry curl yo. Ima put that ass. WORD!! |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:51:57 PM |
| 8854 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| OK so this one if fucking bab-o! I promise, Jerry my man. My brain took a huge shit and it came out pure gold, baby! It has "Bruckheimer" written all the fuck over it! Chop me up another line and I'll tell you all about it. *SNORT SNIFF SNIFF* Ahhh, okay listen to this shit, motherfucker. Ben Stiller is a lovable loser with a giant heart. One day he's sorting mail when a guy(I'm thinking good Farrel cameo here) goes shit-balls and starts blasting the place up with an uzi and some grenades. Stiller saves an exotic foreign girl named "Lilano DeKhuntz!" Stiller doesn't want to tell her why her name is so funny, he just wants to marry her and she'll just be Lilianinona fucking Stiller. 90 hilarious minutes of PG-13 "cunts!" The MPAA won't do shit, Jerry. The word is part of her name! Besides, your Jerry fucking Bruckheimer and those bastards can't fuck with you anyway! It's an easy 36 mil. weekend opening. The title? "Marriage of Convenience" Whadda ya think? |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:58:10 PM |
| 8855 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| ...And also Jack Black sings a song about poo and he has this big fake vertibrow, which will knock them on their assholes. |