| 20th July 2004 - 08:08:18 PM |
| 8993 : |
| You must die I alone am best. I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember fist can be a verb And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress And the prison guard looks the other way 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope you die |
| 20th July 2004 - 08:33:23 PM |
| 8994 : Twyla 16 |
| if you didn't enjoy the bloodhound gang then here's some sublime mucho gusto me llamo bradley, (pleased to meet you my name is bradley) im hornier than ron jeremy and if you wanna get popped in your knee just wipe that look off your bati face you hate me cause i got whatcha need a pretty little daughter that we call mixie and if you wanna get beat physically it will be over in a minute if ya so she told me to come over and i took that trip and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i went, uhhh and the girl caress me down and thats that lovin sound- it went and the girl caress me down and thats that lovin sound when i kiss mixie she makes me feel horny cause im the type of lover with the sensitivity when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy the right kind of love on sunday morning en el otro lado es donde vivi (on the other side is where i lived (in the u.s.)) con mi hijita que se llama mixie (with my girl, whos name is mixie) y su hermana si me quiere (and her sister, she likes me) y ahorita tenemos un bebe (and now we have a baby) sus padres sus tios me trataron matar (her parents, her uncles tried to kill me) but they did not get too far un poco despues tuve que regresar (a little later i had to come back) con un chingo de dinero (with a shit load of money) cause you know im a star me fui a costa rica para tomar y sufear (i went to costa rica to drink and surf) practicaba con la raza (practiced with the locals) cause they know who we are si no le dio cuenta (if you didnt take notice) then i bet you never will you must be a muneca (you must be a doll (manequin)) if your still standing still and i went, uhhh and the girl caress me down and thats the lovin sound- it went and the girl caress me down and thats the lovin sound me gusta mi reggae (i like my reggae) me gusta punk rock (i like punk rock) pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita (but the thing i like most is pussy) pon la nalga en la aire if you know who you are, (put your ass in the air) pon la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar (put your ass in the air and start to yell) no tenga miedo, i'm your papi (don't be scared, i'm your daddy) take your chones y los mandan a mi (take your panties and send them to me) levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar (get up, get up, you have to yell) levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar (get up, get up, you have to dance) because uh and it went caress me down uh and thats the lovin' sound uh and the girl caress me down thats that lovin' sound caress me down uh thats the lovin' sound uh and the girls caress me down thats the lovin' sound |
| 20th July 2004 - 09:45:28 PM |
| 8995 : The Samuel Powers Megamix |
| I'll make you breathe hard_ like lamaz when I pull off_ your Zubaz when I pull your Jew afro You'd better know its time to go down on me with lots of spit lick the precum off my tip I'll buy you a hot lunch you'll get soaked all aboard glass bottom boat I don't care what anyone says Dustin's new name is Screech Sanchez! |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:08:26 PM |
| 8996 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:33:01 PM |
| 8997 : philip |
| screech, i saw a move on 'Gay Gangbangs 54' that i want to try with you - i will go into the bathroom and shit in a bag. then i will remove the shit from the bag and rub all over your chest and then lick my excrement clean from your hairy nipples and chest. |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:35:31 PM |
| 8998 : Horny Gay Turtle |
| Phillip, I think I'm in love! Do you like a Hot Carl by the sunset? |
| 20th July 2004 - 11:01:00 PM |
| 8999 : Micky |
| Hey Dustin, since you did the movie "Fart Patrol", I was wondering if that meant you were into fart play? I would love to sit on your face bare-assed with your gonzo nose sandwiched snugly between my cheeks, and then have you deeply inhale at the exact moment that I let rip a nice wet bacteria spraying fart on your face. Does the thought of inhaling the smell of another man's intestinal gas turn you on? I would also love to fart directly into your pubic hair-like afro, briefly trapping my fart into your soft poofy hair, and then immediately turn around and stick my face in your afro and smell my own gas fumes as they slowly work their way out of your curly jew-fro. |
| 20th July 2004 - 11:27:27 PM |
| 9000 : philip |
| Horny Gay Turtle (8998), are you into scat? we can take turns rubbing shit all over screech's head and chest. |
| 21st July 2004 - 07:22:43 AM |
| 9001 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey Dusteen, how come joo don' talk to me no more, mang? Don' you remember declaring joo undying for me that night on the SBTB, right after I gave you a 'Hot Carl'? I thought we wuz gone be together forever, mang. But then you ditch me when you find me sucking off Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Beetch. Anyways, das all in de past, so why don't we work together again, mang? I got a friend who makes gay porn and who's lookin for a hot interracial couple to feature in hees productions. How about it, homes? Eef not, why don' we just hook up in a restroom somewhere? Remember how hungry you used to be for my spicy chimichonga, mang? |
| 21st July 2004 - 08:36:47 AM |
| 9002 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Hey there Dusty-wusty! Some guy I met in a bar the other day told me that there's a surgical procedure you can have nowadays where they graft ovaries and a uterus on to your colon! That means we could have lots and lots of ass-babies together! Wouldn't it be amazing to have a family of mutant poop-children running about the place? Would you be willing to go through the surgery for me, your Marky-wark??? |
| 21st July 2004 - 09:37:23 AM |
| 9003 : Twyla 16, giving you even more entertaining lyrics |
| Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:03:32 AM |
| 9004 : |
| THE BLOODHOUND GANG ARE UTTER SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING!!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:29:37 AM |
| 9005 : Cooney G. |
| Yo buss dis. I jus los my hardon because I came here to spank it while readin posts, but all I see be inane stupid rantin uh some bitch who needs to be slapped by some big niggaz.I had to go to de queer eye forums jus to git some spankin material. Dis site needs to git back to bein full on gay all de time or I'z be goin to gotta kick some ass, an' I ain't likes kickin ass I prefuh to lick the ass. Dustin brothuh, I want to lick yo white ass. I kaint hol' up to stick my chocolate stick in dat ass. Holla. Sheeit! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:45:19 AM |
| 9006 : I lick dick |
| True dat, negro. Steinberg, couldn't you block her IP address or something? Pretty please??? Let's keep it queer in here!!! In the meantime, here's a little spankola material - http://www.vetivers.com/screech.jpg That pube-beard sure does make me hard!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:51:18 AM |
| 9007 : I lick dick |
| ...and here's the man himself (and his pube beard) looking deeply edible despite being surrounded by a bunch of random plebs! http://www.cif.rochester.edu/~nater/screech.jpg Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh my!!!!!!! Time to clean the monitor!!! And here he is pretending to be straight, but we all know better!!! http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:59:30 AM |
| 9008 : |
| Hey, is that a beard on Diamond's face in the second picture? It looks like it might just be shit that a couple dudes wiped all over Diamond's face. http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:04:59 PM |
| 9009 : Dustin |
| Gay Zack, go back and read some earlier posts. I had that operation well over a week ago. I had no clue you were interested in making an ass baby! Are you still in the Castro district? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:48:31 PM |
| 9010 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Dusty babes, I had no idea! Quick, let's hook up in a Castro restroom and get fucking like there's no tomorrow!! I'm primed and ready to unload a vast quantity of my steaming seed deep in your man-womb! I shall feel so proud when, in 9 months, you squeeze out some shit-smeared, living turd - our Dusty Jr.!!! Oooh, I feel so paternal!!! Can you imagine how beautiful our little mutant poop-toddler would be?? I hope it has my rugged good-looks coupled with your tendency to wear zubaz and your jew-fro! What shall we name little Dusty Jr.? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:54:38 PM |
| 9011 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyyyy Mark-Paul, bacdafuckup mang!!! Dusteen is MY beetch!!! Ahm gone get wid his ass and have many half-caste ass-babies wid heem!! I fuckin cutchoo, ese!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:59:55 PM |
| 9012 : Mr. Belding |
| Actually, I'm sorry to break this to you, but Dustin and I made no less than 5 beautiful bouncing ass-babies during our time together on Saved by the Bell. We were both lonely; he was drawn to my authority and power, I to his curly afro, his love of Arabian Goggles, and his burgeoning pube-beard. All of our shit-children have grown up and are now working in the advertising industry. |