| 21st July 2004 - 01:07:38 PM |
| 9013 : |
| If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter. My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a supermodel would be easy 'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:16:17 PM |
| 9014 : |
| TWATLA SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR FUCKING SONG LYRICS UNLESS THEY ARE ABOUT GAY SEX WITH DUSTIN AND INCLUDE ARABIAN GOGGLES AND TOSSING SALAD AND ASS BABIES. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ASS CLOWN. EAT A COCK AND CHOKE. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:40:54 PM |
| 9015 : Dustin |
| Queers calm down! There's no need to fight, little sweeties! My ovaries aren't going anywhere! Zack we can have beautiful aryan ass babies, Mario we can have lovely Mexi-ass babies, and Belding you are a little late with this month's child support. Ass babies have to eat too! Did you get that surveying job? I NEED THE MONEY, BELDUMB! Three ass-babies and a raging coke habit aren't going to sustain themselves! |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:42:15 PM |
| 9016 : I lick dick |
| Twyla - just so you know, the Bloodhound Gang's lyrics are about as funny or 'entertaining' as finding out you have anal cancer (which I sincerely hope you get, BTW). Please, please PLEASE just fuck off. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:51:15 PM |
| 9017 : |
| what do you have against butt cancer? the operation is exhilerating! |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:56:40 PM |
| 9018 : The REAL Slim Shady |
| Yo yo yo Dustin! I be chittin' an' chillin' wit my Nubian homies! I was just thinkin' how totally dope it would be to plunder your ass rings wit my African rythm stick, G! Then you can munch some farts outta my fuck hole, G! Represent them goggles from da A-Rab tip! Ding dongs, yo, ding dongs! |
| 21st July 2004 - 02:39:38 PM |
| 9019 : Twyla 16 |
| since you all seem to hate the bloodhound gang i'm gonna post something even better...SUBLIME!!! YAY! teehee, i love this song. the more you hate it the more i love it!! oh yeah, i mailed those pictures today. you should get them anytime. (she was living in a single room with three other individuals. one of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. god only know what they were up to in there. and furthermore susan, i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers) i smoke two joints in the morning i smoke two joints at night i smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright i smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints and then i smoke two more smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..." "easy-e were ya ever caught slippin'?" "hell no!" daddy he once told me, "son you be hard workin' man" and mamma she once told me, "son, you do the best you can" but then one day i met a man who came to me and said "hard work good and art work fine, but first take care of head" (solo) whoa rock me tonight whoa-oh jah sake whoa-ohh |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:19:38 PM |
| 9020 : |
| You are in serious need of a donkey punch! |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:22:36 PM |
| 9021 : I lick dick |
| Dustin - I was inspired by Gay Zack's comments regarding your beard to come up with a variation on the Dirty Sanchez - the Dirty Lincoln! I'm sure you can work out the particulars!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:27:38 PM |
| 9022 : Freddie Mercury |
| Dustin, we all know you've ass-ploughed thousands of fags and swallowed many, many loads, so i was wondering if you could tell me - how do you manage to keep yourself HIV-free??? |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:28:03 PM |
| 9023 : Flarbba Zarba Zoo |
| Twyla go to ytmnd.com and click on the one called "me so horny." That's what you have to look forward to. |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:28:59 PM |
| 9024 : Dustin Diamond |
| Hey Waz up all you little shitstains! Big D, DA DOUBLE DOG, here and proud of it. Shout out to C Haim and the other brothers who remain true. To all those who wanna say freaky shit bout the double d I say meet me at the state line for a beat down double dog style. My fist hittin your face about 20000 times! Big D likes the ladies only. Any hot poon can write to me at the above top secret address!! DOUBLE DOG |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:37:12 PM |
| 9025 : |
| And while you're at it, Twyla, make sure you pay a quick visit to tubgirl.com!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:42:09 PM |
| 9026 : Gay Zack |
| Hows about I give you a "ham and cheese" Dustin? Or would you just prefer a classy tea bagging? I'll be sure I clean shave my sack so my pubes don't get caught in your beard and your teeth. You should all join me in yahoo clubs for rimmers http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RIMMERS/ |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:48:35 PM |
| 9027 : Dusty |
| Zack please DO NOT shave that cute little sack! I like picking pubes out of my teeth weeks later and adding them to my scrapbook of used condoms, pubic lice, and steenky old butt plugs! The old Ham and Cheese sounds good right about now. Or a chili cheese yellow dog with extra slimey relish! Mmm... |
| 21st July 2004 - 04:00:08 PM |
| 9028 : Gay Zack |
| Than I'll just let all my "duck butter" collect and give you a warm ham a cheese you'll not soon forget. |
| 21st July 2004 - 04:03:52 PM |
| 9029 : Twyla 16 |
| i think you people want more lyrics. it's pointless and annoys all of you, i'm having SO much fun!!! ENJOY!!! how's it goin dude? hey man what's up? tell todd he can turn the radio back on when you grab ahold of me you tell me that i'll never be set free but i'm a parasite creep and crawl i step into the night two pints of booze tell me are you a badfish too (are you a badfish too) ain't got no money to spend i hope the night would never end lord knows i'm weak won't somebody get get me off this reef baby your a big blue whale grab the reef when all duck divin' fails i swim but i wish i never learned the water's too polluted with germs i dive deep when it's ten feet overhead grab the reef underneath my bed (underneath my bed) ain't got no quarrels with god ain't got no time to grow old lord knows i'm weak won't some-body get me off this reef i gotta go dude ain't got no quarrels with god ain't got no time to get old lord knows i'm weak won't somebody get me off of this reef |
| 21st July 2004 - 04:21:30 PM |
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| 21st July 2004 - 04:29:37 PM |
| 9031 : |
| Actually, you stopped annoying me ages ago, now I just ignore you |
| 21st July 2004 - 04:32:13 PM |
| 9032 : Gay Zack |
| So I've decided that the fun of going to other Dustin related sites and queering it up is all in vain. Nobody out there can deal with Dustin being a gay icon, so now I go into gay sites and Dustin it up, I talk in full detail my Dustin related fantasies, like giving him arabian goggles. I'm sure many of them are spanking it to what I write. Damn that Erika on savedbythebellnow for deleting all my posts. She is such a goody goody and she doesn't even respond with anything mean. I can call her a stupid bitch and she just deletes it and doesn't go off on me. |