| 20th July 2004 - 09:45:28 PM |
| 8995 : The Samuel Powers Megamix |
| I'll make you breathe hard_ like lamaz when I pull off_ your Zubaz when I pull your Jew afro You'd better know its time to go down on me with lots of spit lick the precum off my tip I'll buy you a hot lunch you'll get soaked all aboard glass bottom boat I don't care what anyone says Dustin's new name is Screech Sanchez! |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:08:26 PM |
| 8996 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:33:01 PM |
| 8997 : philip |
| screech, i saw a move on 'Gay Gangbangs 54' that i want to try with you - i will go into the bathroom and shit in a bag. then i will remove the shit from the bag and rub all over your chest and then lick my excrement clean from your hairy nipples and chest. |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:35:31 PM |
| 8998 : Horny Gay Turtle |
| Phillip, I think I'm in love! Do you like a Hot Carl by the sunset? |
| 20th July 2004 - 11:01:00 PM |
| 8999 : Micky |
| Hey Dustin, since you did the movie "Fart Patrol", I was wondering if that meant you were into fart play? I would love to sit on your face bare-assed with your gonzo nose sandwiched snugly between my cheeks, and then have you deeply inhale at the exact moment that I let rip a nice wet bacteria spraying fart on your face. Does the thought of inhaling the smell of another man's intestinal gas turn you on? I would also love to fart directly into your pubic hair-like afro, briefly trapping my fart into your soft poofy hair, and then immediately turn around and stick my face in your afro and smell my own gas fumes as they slowly work their way out of your curly jew-fro. |
| 20th July 2004 - 11:27:27 PM |
| 9000 : philip |
| Horny Gay Turtle (8998), are you into scat? we can take turns rubbing shit all over screech's head and chest. |
| 21st July 2004 - 07:22:43 AM |
| 9001 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey Dusteen, how come joo don' talk to me no more, mang? Don' you remember declaring joo undying for me that night on the SBTB, right after I gave you a 'Hot Carl'? I thought we wuz gone be together forever, mang. But then you ditch me when you find me sucking off Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Beetch. Anyways, das all in de past, so why don't we work together again, mang? I got a friend who makes gay porn and who's lookin for a hot interracial couple to feature in hees productions. How about it, homes? Eef not, why don' we just hook up in a restroom somewhere? Remember how hungry you used to be for my spicy chimichonga, mang? |
| 21st July 2004 - 08:36:47 AM |
| 9002 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Hey there Dusty-wusty! Some guy I met in a bar the other day told me that there's a surgical procedure you can have nowadays where they graft ovaries and a uterus on to your colon! That means we could have lots and lots of ass-babies together! Wouldn't it be amazing to have a family of mutant poop-children running about the place? Would you be willing to go through the surgery for me, your Marky-wark??? |
| 21st July 2004 - 09:37:23 AM |
| 9003 : Twyla 16, giving you even more entertaining lyrics |
| Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:03:32 AM |
| 9004 : |
| THE BLOODHOUND GANG ARE UTTER SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING!!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:29:37 AM |
| 9005 : Cooney G. |
| Yo buss dis. I jus los my hardon because I came here to spank it while readin posts, but all I see be inane stupid rantin uh some bitch who needs to be slapped by some big niggaz.I had to go to de queer eye forums jus to git some spankin material. Dis site needs to git back to bein full on gay all de time or I'z be goin to gotta kick some ass, an' I ain't likes kickin ass I prefuh to lick the ass. Dustin brothuh, I want to lick yo white ass. I kaint hol' up to stick my chocolate stick in dat ass. Holla. Sheeit! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:45:19 AM |
| 9006 : I lick dick |
| True dat, negro. Steinberg, couldn't you block her IP address or something? Pretty please??? Let's keep it queer in here!!! In the meantime, here's a little spankola material - http://www.vetivers.com/screech.jpg That pube-beard sure does make me hard!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:51:18 AM |
| 9007 : I lick dick |
| ...and here's the man himself (and his pube beard) looking deeply edible despite being surrounded by a bunch of random plebs! http://www.cif.rochester.edu/~nater/screech.jpg Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh my!!!!!!! Time to clean the monitor!!! And here he is pretending to be straight, but we all know better!!! http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:59:30 AM |
| 9008 : |
| Hey, is that a beard on Diamond's face in the second picture? It looks like it might just be shit that a couple dudes wiped all over Diamond's face. http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:04:59 PM |
| 9009 : Dustin |
| Gay Zack, go back and read some earlier posts. I had that operation well over a week ago. I had no clue you were interested in making an ass baby! Are you still in the Castro district? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:48:31 PM |
| 9010 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Dusty babes, I had no idea! Quick, let's hook up in a Castro restroom and get fucking like there's no tomorrow!! I'm primed and ready to unload a vast quantity of my steaming seed deep in your man-womb! I shall feel so proud when, in 9 months, you squeeze out some shit-smeared, living turd - our Dusty Jr.!!! Oooh, I feel so paternal!!! Can you imagine how beautiful our little mutant poop-toddler would be?? I hope it has my rugged good-looks coupled with your tendency to wear zubaz and your jew-fro! What shall we name little Dusty Jr.? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:54:38 PM |
| 9011 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyyyy Mark-Paul, bacdafuckup mang!!! Dusteen is MY beetch!!! Ahm gone get wid his ass and have many half-caste ass-babies wid heem!! I fuckin cutchoo, ese!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:59:55 PM |
| 9012 : Mr. Belding |
| Actually, I'm sorry to break this to you, but Dustin and I made no less than 5 beautiful bouncing ass-babies during our time together on Saved by the Bell. We were both lonely; he was drawn to my authority and power, I to his curly afro, his love of Arabian Goggles, and his burgeoning pube-beard. All of our shit-children have grown up and are now working in the advertising industry. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:07:38 PM |
| 9013 : |
| If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter. My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a supermodel would be easy 'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:16:17 PM |
| 9014 : |
| TWATLA SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR FUCKING SONG LYRICS UNLESS THEY ARE ABOUT GAY SEX WITH DUSTIN AND INCLUDE ARABIAN GOGGLES AND TOSSING SALAD AND ASS BABIES. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ASS CLOWN. EAT A COCK AND CHOKE. |