| 20th July 2004 - 01:34:24 PM |
| 8975 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, I have recently found that I like a little pain in sex acts. I found that slamming my penis with a cabinet door gives an intense orgy of sensations.I also found that jamming a jello pudding pop up my ass is incredible - leave the wrapper on for extra fun. Another thing is towrap my penis with lettuce and allow turtles to feast on the lettuce - I've never got a happy ending this good in castro. Thinking of your ass Dustin. |
| 20th July 2004 - 01:42:57 PM |
| 8976 : Horny Gay Turtle |
| Hello, my little pumpkin droppings! I'm a hot young softshell tortoise and my ass is hungry for a beefy helping of man cock! I live in Castro and I like to party and do coke and get rimmed and butter corn! Anybody wanna play? No condoms. |
| 20th July 2004 - 02:47:21 PM |
| 8977 : Chip Flankery, Action 5 News Reporting |
| COMEDIAN SHOWN VERY LITTLE RESPECT AT LOCAL RESTARAUNT Drunken Indian, MO. There were no minced words among the minced garlic at World of Pasta Italian Restaraunt yesterday, where comedian Rodney Dangerfield dined and by all accounts was shown very little respect. "I tell ya", he said, "It took my chicken parmesan sandwich over thirty minutes to get here and by then the bread was soggy. No respect." He added, "I tell ya." Restaraunt owner Vinnie Giacano defended his restaraunt saying, "Hey, come on. You know what I'm frickin' sayin' over here already? Come on." Dangerfield expressed his dissapointment, refusing to pose for a picture to hang on the Restaraunt's wall of fame. |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:06:44 PM |
| 8978 : Gay Zack |
| turtle, you speak my language and the thought of having man/turtle sex is making me hard! Would you nible lettuce off my huge man cock? oohhh oooooooooooo I need to clean my moniter now. |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:11:09 PM |
| 8979 : Admin |
| This board is only for those posting about Dustin Diamond. Fan worship and the like is acceptable. Realize that anything other than posts regarding Diamond are only interesting to you and are neither humorous nor wanted. |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:19:23 PM |
| 8980 : Willie Jizz |
| Yo buss dis. I think Dustin needs to feel de love uh a brothuh, slappin my cock all ovuh yo small white ass. I will give you some mean arabian goggles followed by a session uh 69 rimmin. You be turnin me on Dustin, I will wuk yo cock likes a piece uh BBQ chicken. Taste my in all my chocolate glory Dustin. Sheeit! |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:53:50 PM |
| 8981 : MC Jizzmaster X |
| Tru dat, brah. Ah'd like to ram mah fideen inches o blacksnake up Dustin's tight young booty. Fo shizzle. Me an mah crew, we think Dustin ALL DAT, niggah. |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:59:49 PM |
| 8982 : Lustin |
| Dustin - I would like to acquire this t-shirt - http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp - but maybe have the printers change 'Ladies Man' to 'MAN'S man'. Oh, and change it so that you're pictured sat astride an enormous phallus. I would also like to get this - http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_cast.asp - and cover with gallons of my steaming ejaculate before wearing it to my favorite gay bar, The Fudge Tunnel. |
| 20th July 2004 - 04:06:20 PM |
| 8983 : Willie Jizz |
| word! I kaint hol' up to put dese big black lips on Dustin's white li'l cock. I will coat him in my spunk an shit. He will learn how it feels to be ravaged by a savage. I knows you be craven big black dick I can see it in yo bedroom eyes. Sheeit double dawg! don't fight it an shit |
| 20th July 2004 - 04:32:58 PM |
| 8984 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, will we see you at the next Fagfest? Please tell me you will march in the parade. All your fans would love to see you in Castro enjoying Fagfest, maybe you can pencil me in for a reach around if your schedule allows it. You should really come to this one - Christopher Lowell will be there showing home decoration tips as well as complimentory rim jobs. Please don't keep us in suspense. |
| 20th July 2004 - 04:52:44 PM |
| 8985 : Twyla 16 |
| hey baby, i got ten more dollars. yay... i need your address, i lost it. i have the pictures in the envelope and and it's filed out except for your address. |
| 20th July 2004 - 05:27:01 PM |
| 8986 : Frank Pooman |
| Gay Zack please is to be telling me of the Fagfest? I am to bring the pretty curtain patterns and the goggles? I'll match your wall paper if you decorate my feng shui. |
| 20th July 2004 - 05:44:20 PM |
| 8987 : Gay Zack |
| Frank, Fagest is held in the Castro district of San Fran once a year, where the who's who of gay comes out to have one big party. The streets come alive, it's not uncommon to find people walking around with arabian goggles or even a dirty sanchez. A feltching contest is held along with others such as deepest rim job, a circle jerk contest and more. The one and only Christopher Lowell will be there! If Dustin decides to go this could be the best year yet! This years turnout is estimated to be 5000 gay men partaking in anything and everything in the streets of San Francisco. Bring your curtains and wallpapers, and yes I will decorate your feng shui - the parade will be a site if we can get Dustin. This is possibly the gayest event in the WORLD. I hope to rim you there! |
| 20th July 2004 - 06:00:56 PM |
| 8988 : MC Jizzmaster X |
| Gay Zack, count me in on dat shiznit. I'ma give doze fags the ride of they LIVES, son! Once you go black, you never go back, dig? Dat fag Lowell gone get a salad tossin he ain't never gone forget. Word to Dustin's fonky mother. |
| 20th July 2004 - 06:06:08 PM |
| 8989 : POLICE ICE |
| Yo yo yo, my funky homepersons! It's the one and only POLICE ICE with some rhyme skills comin' atcha! Check it out! Dope's for dopes so just say nope Drink milk stay in school Do your homework you'll be cool Don't smoke pot don't be a fool Always obey traffic rules Don't have sex until you're married Don't watch porn watch Tom and Jerry You can wait- masturbate Eat vegetables instead of cake! Yo! We outta here, peace! |
| 20th July 2004 - 06:38:44 PM |
| 8990 : Whitey McWhiteperson |
| I say! Those certainly are some 'banging rhymes'!!! Police Ice, you're 'way cool'!!! I'm certainly not going to smoke those awful marijuana cigarettes with my 'homies' now!!! Instead I think I might go masturbate to my SBTB DVDs!!! Word to your mother!!! |
| 20th July 2004 - 06:53:34 PM |
| 8991 : stephanie |
| screech is hot hot hot hot hot like cerry pie |
| 20th July 2004 - 07:11:22 PM |
| 8992 : POLICE ICE |
| Thank you, Whitey. I'll continue to serve and protect you and you only. Now check this out G. I spy with my little eye Zubaz pants on bony things. |
| 20th July 2004 - 08:08:18 PM |
| 8993 : |
| You must die I alone am best. I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember fist can be a verb And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress And the prison guard looks the other way 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope you die |
| 20th July 2004 - 08:33:23 PM |
| 8994 : Twyla 16 |
| if you didn't enjoy the bloodhound gang then here's some sublime mucho gusto me llamo bradley, (pleased to meet you my name is bradley) im hornier than ron jeremy and if you wanna get popped in your knee just wipe that look off your bati face you hate me cause i got whatcha need a pretty little daughter that we call mixie and if you wanna get beat physically it will be over in a minute if ya so she told me to come over and i took that trip and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i went, uhhh and the girl caress me down and thats that lovin sound- it went and the girl caress me down and thats that lovin sound when i kiss mixie she makes me feel horny cause im the type of lover with the sensitivity when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy the right kind of love on sunday morning en el otro lado es donde vivi (on the other side is where i lived (in the u.s.)) con mi hijita que se llama mixie (with my girl, whos name is mixie) y su hermana si me quiere (and her sister, she likes me) y ahorita tenemos un bebe (and now we have a baby) sus padres sus tios me trataron matar (her parents, her uncles tried to kill me) but they did not get too far un poco despues tuve que regresar (a little later i had to come back) con un chingo de dinero (with a shit load of money) cause you know im a star me fui a costa rica para tomar y sufear (i went to costa rica to drink and surf) practicaba con la raza (practiced with the locals) cause they know who we are si no le dio cuenta (if you didnt take notice) then i bet you never will you must be a muneca (you must be a doll (manequin)) if your still standing still and i went, uhhh and the girl caress me down and thats the lovin sound- it went and the girl caress me down and thats the lovin sound me gusta mi reggae (i like my reggae) me gusta punk rock (i like punk rock) pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita (but the thing i like most is pussy) pon la nalga en la aire if you know who you are, (put your ass in the air) pon la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar (put your ass in the air and start to yell) no tenga miedo, i'm your papi (don't be scared, i'm your daddy) take your chones y los mandan a mi (take your panties and send them to me) levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar (get up, get up, you have to yell) levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar (get up, get up, you have to dance) because uh and it went caress me down uh and thats the lovin' sound uh and the girl caress me down thats that lovin' sound caress me down uh thats the lovin' sound uh and the girls caress me down thats the lovin' sound |