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    05th November 2004 - 06:44:09 PM    
10859 : Stanley Shitcream
Heil Hitler! Niggers OUT!


    05th November 2004 - 09:08:27 PM    
10860 : will smith
yo yo yo. wat up dustin, how you be? just me will here in hollywood, kickin it big willie style. ha ha, ha ha! good luck gettin more work, homeboy. now if you all excuse me, i gotta suck more of da white man dick so i can be in more movies. no doubt, right? ha ha, ha ha! peace out yo. bling bling!


    05th November 2004 - 10:11:40 PM    
10861 :
hitler exterminated fags too


    06th November 2004 - 03:46:49 AM    
10862 : Stanley Shitcream
Heil Hitler! Niggers OUT!


    06th November 2004 - 04:00:03 AM    
10863 : leonie
ey dustin i like you very much in the tv show Saved by the bell! Yeah i know, it is long times ago, but i laugh all the time!

leonie


    06th November 2004 - 06:28:51 AM    
10864 : leonie
i also like have sex with children and dogs. especialy puppies, they so cute and cuddly and i like sucking thier little balls. almost as much as i like sucking daddys balls!

leonie


    06th November 2004 - 07:25:25 AM    
10865 : David
Well, this could well be the worst site I have ever had the displeasure of visiting, more mispellings than a dislexia convention and worst of all, it's about Dustin Diamond!


    06th November 2004 - 08:55:31 AM    
10866 : Dustin Diamond
David, it's spelt DYSLEXIA, you motherfucker


    06th November 2004 - 10:37:17 AM    
10867 : Donny Asslick
Yesterday afternoon there was a fart. It came out of my asshole. There was also some gooey diarreah that sprayed out of my anus during the fart and completely saturated and soaked the entire back of my underwear and the seat of my pants... This would have been fine and perfectly acceptable if I wasn't in the library of the community college campus that I attend at the time... I felt a bit awkward and embarrassed at my little "outburst", but my depression soon turned to elation as I spotted a flyer on the wall of the cafeteria announcing that none other than Dustin Diamond himself was scheduled to perform in our auditorium at 8:00 p.m. that very evening! Well needless to say, I attended the show, and brought along my soiled underwear from earlier with me - I waited until just the right moment, and then threw them up at the stage, hitting Dustin in the face, and smearing my slimy poo poo all over his chin... Then, in true Tom Jones fashion, he breathlessly and passionately wiped the beads of (continued above...


    06th November 2004 - 10:50:48 AM    
10868 : Donny Asslick
(continued from below...) sweat from his forehead, wrote down his hotel room # on the shit-stained crotch of my icky undies, and threw them back at me! FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I got so excited that I tried to hold the underwear above my head in reverance and wring them out so that I could savor every last putrid drop of liquefied poop mixed with the greasy sweat that was wiped from his jewfro unibrow into my eagerly-awaiting mouth but, in the process, the ink that Dustin had written down his hotel room # on had run, rendering it completely illegible!... I searched high and low and tried to do some "detective work" later to find out where Dustin was staying, but to no avail... I guess that when a major celebrity like the Double Dog comes into town, security's bound to be so tight that it's probably gonna be next to impossible to get another chance to be alone with this guy... Oh well... What might have been...


    06th November 2004 - 11:35:37 AM    
10869 : Shit Rooster
Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me.


    06th November 2004 - 11:51:22 AM    
10870 : Shit Rooster
Hi everybody, I'm the Shit Rooster, I'm almost the same as a regular Rooster, expect that instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo!!.." every morning, I say "cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!.." instead... That's why my name is the Shit Rooster. P.S. this website makes me blow so many loads out of my throbbing meatstick that it should be call "dustindiamond.CUM", instead!!! P.S. say hello to peter piss-stain for me.


    06th November 2004 - 12:00:24 PM    
10871 : Manuel Rapapatas
peter piss-stain is a semen-suckin' shithole and a shit-lickin' assfuck. other than that he's a really cool guy. ps. fuck off david.


    06th November 2004 - 05:02:30 PM    
10872 :
Nice name, you fuckin' wetback, try and say that one 5 times fast with dustin's dick stuffed up your ass


    06th November 2004 - 05:11:12 PM    
10873 :
It reminds me of a line from "The Joker", by Steve Miller - "some people call me maurice (insert whistling sound here...), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love..."


    06th November 2004 - 05:36:18 PM    
10874 : Stanley Shitcream
OK wow y9ou guys are so fuckin sensitive and i dont' knwo why. I been looking at dustin and thinking I want to bury my head in his asshole and start yelling something weird like "some people call me maurice (insert whistling sound here...), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love.." cool no? yes and answer YES fucking loud or I'll start crying in my panties. HEY more troubles at the shitty cathedral. think about this one, assholes and tell me what you think??????????????????????????????????????????????



Hello everyone....it seems that during the Friday Halloween concert last week, some young guy, college frat, was so drunk that he passed out in the parking lot of the church, vomitting all over everything in sight...only a few people saw this and went to get help...then some guy came along and fucked this dude sily to the point of pissing in his asshole so much that the kid then piss all over himself and OUT CAME THE TURDS on his pants shirt and hands....IT was a delightful scene, something that kurt steinturd or dustin would have loved and damn why wasn't there someone with a digital camera????? What a scene...and now The Dutch Boy is running around and acting nervous because a Sgt. James Benson feels that perhaps the Dutch Boy fucked this kid who is still having trouble shitting. Dutch Boy is acting weird and going around to various churches and swearing to people who know nothing about this THAT he is innocent. It's all quite horrible...and if that is not bad enough, someone just left some very stained guy's underpants hanging on a bush in the church garden next to the parking lot and dumpster. Oy and OY again!


    06th November 2004 - 06:59:41 PM    
10875 : THE REAL STANLEY SHITCREAM
YOU'D BETTER STOP USING MY NAME, YOU STUPID KUNT-SUCKIN' LITTLE BITCH OR I'M GONNA PISS AND SHIT IN YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. THESE PATHETIC LITTLE FOUL-MOUTHED FUCKHOLES WHO FEEL THAT THEY HAVE TO USE SWEAR WORDS TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS AND ACT TOUGH ARE TOTALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD AND PROBABLY SHOVE CORN COBS UP THEIR ASSHOLES AND THEN LICK THE SHIT OFF OF THEM AFTERWARDS.


    06th November 2004 - 07:05:18 PM    
10876 : Cray-zee Nigga
Peussie needs to chug my big black dick. So does Dustin. I want Dustin to work my cock & balls like a cow's udder. That shit'd be tight. FO SHIZZLELLELELE!!!!!!


    06th November 2004 - 07:11:40 PM    
10877 : Joey Buttafuoco
Hey Screech you faggot fuck. You'd better watch it, cos one day I'm gonna sneak into your apartment, chloroform you and rape the shit out of you. And when you come round you ain't gonna have no idea why your ass is hanging open like an old sock and why, every time you fart, cum sprays out all over the wall. Also I'm gonna leave a Napoli steamer in one a your air vents so your apartment stinks like shit for days and you can't work out why.

Keep em peeled, slick. I got connections, see.


    07th November 2004 - 01:19:38 AM    
10878 : Queer Quiz
You are taking a dump on a toilet, alone, in a public restroom.

Suddenly and without warning, Screech crawls out from under the next stall into yours!!!

What do you do?

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