| 04th November 2004 - 10:31:41 PM |
| 10839 : Rim Slippersly |
| (10835) Sounds shitty, but in a good way! Good going, Buck Studly! Farts! |
| 04th November 2004 - 11:03:09 PM |
| 10840 : |
| when is diamond going to grace us with his presence here? i want him to post some of his own homo fantasies. please post such fantasies, u brillo-headed faggot. |
| 04th November 2004 - 11:14:25 PM |
| 10841 : |
| (10840) This is why we shall not relent. Go to saltythepocketknife.com and make your voice heard! |
| 04th November 2004 - 11:23:23 PM |
| 10842 : Marcia Clark |
| I am now moderating this board. |
| 04th November 2004 - 11:58:53 PM |
| 10843 : SB |
| PLEASE POST AS MANY SICK FANTASIES AS YOU CAN ON saltythepocketknife.com! SHOW DUSTIN YOUR LOVE! AND THEN YOU CAN SHOW HIM YOUR PENIS! HOW CAN HE RESIST THAT? LET'S SHOW MARCIA THAT DUSTIN IS OBVIOUSLY A SICK QUEER, AND IN DOING SO, DUSTIN WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET US REAM HIS FURRY ASSHOLE! VIVA LA SICK QUEERS! |
| 05th November 2004 - 12:24:48 AM |
| 10844 : A big fan |
| Hey Dustin, have you ever seen that 1996 made-for-TV movie "She Cried No"? It starred a whole shitload of TV sitcom stars in serious roles, with Mark-Paul Gosselaar as a rapist and Candace Cameron as his victim looking for justice. I thought it was an OK movie and a good change of pace for Mark-Paul, but I think Candace overacted a little more than necessary at times. Personally, I've always wanted to see a remake with the same cast except Candace, who I would replace with you instead. Also, instead of getting justice after the assault, Mark-Paul violently beats the living shit out of you instead after raping you again with his beautiful aryan penis. What do you think, Dustin? |
| 05th November 2004 - 05:24:24 AM |
| 10845 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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| 05th November 2004 - 10:15:12 AM |
| 10846 : Gay Zack |
| Tonight should be a night filled with many homoerotic adventures! I'm going to my favorite queer bar called "The Manhole" and I have convinced the owner, Gay Raul, to do a Saved by the Bell theme night. I did a lot of advertising about the event and expect many from the dumpster and glory hole scene to show up in full forced, dressed as their favorite character. I'm sure SBTB night will become a flaming success and the Manhole will host many more to come. The DJ has agreed to mix Salty the Pocketknife with techno and also mix the SBTB theme to create a, atmoshere for gay sex. I've even talked Gay Raul to dress up as Slater, I must say he looks really hot. Rumour is that even Sir Ian McKellen himself has taken interest and is going to show up dressed as Mr. Belding! I bet a homo of his stature is a pro at several rimming techniques, hell they Knighted him, maybe he will knight me with his cock. If we can get interest from the gay acting community, it's only a matter of time until Dustin joins the fun. |
| 05th November 2004 - 10:22:33 AM |
| 10847 : Gay Zack |
| Last night while watching SBTB, I really noticed that Zack and Screech really enjoyed dressing up a women. I had an intense hard on looking at Screech in drag. Anyone else think that transvestite Screech is hot? |
| 05th November 2004 - 10:33:06 AM |
| 10848 : Buck Studly |
| Gay Zack, you think Dustin looks hot in drag? Then boy are you in for a treat!! http://www.janewhitemovie.com/Images/hires/dusthi.gif http://www.janewhitemovie.com/CastDust.htm |
| 05th November 2004 - 10:38:44 AM |
| 10849 : Gay Zack |
| Wow,Dustin looked very edible dressed in drag, I would love to see that movie, looks to be great spank fodder with scenes involving Simone (aka Dustin Diamond). Maybe Dustin will consider dressing as Simone and film some hot gay porn, maybe taking it in the ass while wearing the dress. |
| 05th November 2004 - 11:11:14 AM |
| 10850 : Mr. AIDS |
| Gay Zack, many of the posters her are sissies or practice cross dressing. I'm a transvestite and I enjoy dressing up as SBTB characters. Last night I went down to the public toilets in my local park to check out the queer scene. A lot of the regular toilet trash were shocked that I turned up dressed as Kelly Kapowski - I was wearing white knee high socks, sandals, frilly panties, a plaid mini skirt and a white satin blouse. One of the dudes who was dressed like Screech was drinking out of the urinal trough and had a chess piece hanging out of his ass. I walked over to him and shoved the chess piece deep inside him, then I span him around, pulled my panties down and blew a hot load in his Jew 'fro! The highlight of the evening was when a Belding ate out my man-pussy whilst I was straining out a spicy Taco shit onto a Russian Slater! |
| 05th November 2004 - 12:57:10 PM |
| 10851 : |
| 10844 that should have been Dustin instead of Candace Cameron |
| 05th November 2004 - 01:18:17 PM |
| 10852 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyy, Dusty! Remember when filming on SBTB: The College Years wrapped? Remember the karaoke at the wrap party? Remember how Mark-Paul and I got you dangerously drunk, and pushed you up on stage to sing 'It's Raining Men'? Remember how you were nervous at first, but then you really started to get into it? Remember how you got so into it that you started stripping? Remember how, after you dropped your pants to reveal the pink PVC thong you were wearing, Bob Golic ran up and pulled you off stage to save you from further embarrasment? Remember how he acted shocked and appalled, but he was actually consumed with lust by the sight of your naked flesh, so he pulled you into the bathroom and sodomized you senseless? Remember how me and Mark-Paul snuck in and filmed the two of you going at it? Remember how the tapes got out and they're the reason you've barely worked in 10 years? Great days, mang, great days! |
| 05th November 2004 - 01:54:09 PM |
| 10853 : Dustin |
| I remember that! Good times, man. Good times. |
| 05th November 2004 - 02:05:02 PM |
| 10854 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, remember when a whole bunch of your smelly Zubaz were stolen from the set of SBTB? Well it was I who took them. I smelled the ass area for weeks until deciding to let them steep in hot water to make a tea, which I drank. Than I decided to use the left over tea to steep the zubaz in even more, except letting the water evaporite, forming pure Dustin essence. I would smell it while jerking off, or sometimes wear it around like a cologne - many queers would chase me around when I wore it! Eventually I used up all that the zubaz had to offer, so I took the zubaz and used them a rags to clean up after gay sex. I'm waiting to get some dirty tighty whiteys or yours to wear on my head while shouting "zoinks" while my ass gets worked in a Castro dumpster sex party. |
| 05th November 2004 - 03:29:45 PM |
| 10855 : Dustin |
| How could I forget something so special? And hot! |
| 05th November 2004 - 03:48:12 PM |
| 10856 : Stanley Shitcream |
| Hi, my name is Stanley Shitcream. In case anyone was wondering how I got my name, I will tell you. I recieved this name because I like to shit alot... Sometimes when I shit, part of the fecal material consists of a thick, clear liquid that somewhat resembles karo corn syrup, but is actually much tastier... It could be the remanants of the massive loads that have been shot up my eager bum-hole since my last bowel movement, but I can't be entirely sure of this... Please, if somebody else has experienced a similiar discharge out of their anus-hole recently, please get in contact with me so we can combine our putrid butt-liquids together and then drink them just like it was the best bottle of crystal pepsi that you ever tasted... sweet!!!... |
| 05th November 2004 - 05:00:23 PM |
| 10857 : Princess Peussie, Goddess of the TOilet BOwl! |
| Hi Turds, whatever happened to that kurt steinburn? you wanta know? well he hovers around the various Saved by the balls homepages and sites and acts like a total asshole which we love. the last time My BRO fucked him, jizz was everywhere. yummy....then there's that godawful funny scum chachi douce nut! we love you chach....Later...off to the Dustin Dumpster event tonight behind the white house....FUCK ON |
| 05th November 2004 - 05:39:05 PM |
| 10858 : Steve Sloppyfart |
| Stanely, we should hook up some time. |