| 04th November 2004 - 06:16:18 AM |
| 10819 : George W. Bush |
| Kerry, please come over to the White House so we can talk about this in private, and by "talk about this in private" I mean "suck my wrinkled genitals raw" you geriatric cocksucker. As my second act in office I'm gonna force Dustin Diamond at gunpoint to suck you off while I fist you from behind and use your own smelly shit to write my name on your back. Then I'm gonna use your shit as hair color and smear it through your hair to make you look young again while Dick Cheney gives you a chocolate twinkie with Dustin providing the cream filling. Then once we're through with you, I'm gonna have my Secret Service guys circle jerk all over you, then lock you in a barrel with one airhole in the top that we'll all take turns shitting in, and afterwards they're gonna through you over Niagra Falls. I hope you know how to swim, motherfucker! |
| 04th November 2004 - 08:20:55 AM |
| 10820 : Buck Studly |
| My election experience was also an erotic one. I took a great big shit in the booth and used it to write "VOTE NADER!" on the wall. The stench attracted a couple of nearby fags who came in, one began licking my asshole clean while I urinated on the other. Then they took a shit on my head and wiped their asses on some ballot papers. They then spit-roasted me, ejaculated on the walls of the booth and wrote "BUSH KILLS QUEERS" in jizz and shit. God bless America! |
| 04th November 2004 - 08:40:25 AM |
| 10821 : Flaming Gay Dustin |
| Fags! Dumpsters! Rimjobs! George Bush's wrinkly nutsack! I'm flaming gay!!! |
| 04th November 2004 - 08:47:07 AM |
| 10822 : Rocco |
| Im glad to see that so many in here experienced erotic election days! That is what this country is really about and I truly feel that our founding fathers intended the USA to be about dressing up as SBTB characters and having gay sex in the voting booths! They would be very proud of us today. We have conquered the rest stop, dumpster, and truck stop scenes. It is now time to conquer new frontiers and Im glad that an inroad into voting booth sex has been made. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK EVERYONE!! Ox Ive missed your stories lately. ROCCO |
| 04th November 2004 - 10:00:05 AM |
| 10823 : corey love |
| wassup i'm corey reppin the o and i really need some dick. |
| 04th November 2004 - 10:43:33 AM |
| 10824 : Marcia |
| I'm moderating the STPK forum now as a personal favor to Dustin. I will not tolerate any "spank material", whatever that is, and nor will I condone or accept any posts which defame Dustin or spread false allegations that he is "queer". I am in discussion with the moderator of this board and will soon be your full time moderator, and Chachi will be appointed as my second in command to keep you all in line when I'm at church. Thank you Marcia |
| 04th November 2004 - 10:58:24 AM |
| 10825 : |
| Marcia, I think that you need to moderate my cock! I would shove it up your ass and pull it out only to insert it into your mouth. Hell, I'd even lick your puss, I'll just pretend it's Dustin's ass. I suspect you've gone to band camp, so I'm sure you could teach this queer a thing or two. Have you ever muff dived another woman in band camp. You sound very hostile towards gay men, did you date men who left you for other men. Where here and queer and Dustin will acknowledge us and give us all the tossing we deserve. That really sucks that some good homoerotic messages were deleted, I was looking forward to inserting a finger up my ass while reading them. |
| 04th November 2004 - 02:11:08 PM |
| 10826 : |
| Today is National Toss a Strangers Salad day! Go out and toss some salad to any queer whom you share a "moment" with - look out for any SBTB costumes that's a sure give away that you can toss their salad. I already had my asshole cleaned out 3 times today! |
| 04th November 2004 - 02:50:54 PM |
| 10827 : Admiral Cockenballs |
| QUICK GO TO STPK BEFORE THEY DELETE IT!!! GO!! |
| 04th November 2004 - 02:57:14 PM |
| 10828 : |
| admiral cockenballs, that is some of the most vile filth I've ever had the pleasure of reading. thanks for the spank fodder |
| 04th November 2004 - 02:57:43 PM |
| 10829 : Marcia\'s Husband |
| I know exactly what you queers are talking about, but you're not married to this uppity cooze. Only cheap vodka can drown out her incessant nagging. Can I tell you a secret? Sometimes I just wanna slap her. Just slap her in the face with my cock and say, "Look here, you fat hairy bitch! I only married you because you were already four months pregnant! I wear the goddamn pants around here, devil woman! Don't you forget it! Never again will you make me go to the store at 2:00 AM to buy extra large tampons!" But if I did that, the cunt probably wouldn't let me poon her for a month. She's pretty much always on the rag. Sometimes I WISH I was queer. Stupid skank. You should see her acne. |
| 04th November 2004 - 03:06:52 PM |
| 10830 : Admiral Cockass |
| When you're at church? Trust me Marcia. Your puny God can't save you now. Your God is weak. He is silly and he's ignorant. He is a lie. Do you know who runs the internet? Queers. Queers, Marcia. Damn dirty queers. God has no power over us. To some, we ARE Gods. No, Marcia. God won't save you. Or Tipper Gore. Or your "friend" Dustin. If he was a real friend he would tell you the truth about his deliciously sinful lifestyle of Rim Jobs, Hot Carls, Arabian Goggles, Glass Bottom Boats, Hot Lunches, Donkey Punches, Scat, Water Sports, and an array of very sick, depraved acts which I will go into some other time. You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the gay community. Farts. Rim Jobs for all! Farts for some, and poops for others! |
| 04th November 2004 - 03:17:37 PM |
| 10831 : Butt-head |
| Huh huh. Marcia Gay Harden. Uh huh huh huh. I said gay. And then I said Harden. |
| 04th November 2004 - 03:24:55 PM |
| 10832 : Rim Slippersly |
| How was your National Toss-A-Stranger's-Salad Day? Mine was FAB-ULOUS! First I was in line at the bank. I had the cutest little "Zack" costume. A large Samoan man in front of me farted, and the aroma was intoxicating. I hit him in the head with a hammer, rendering him unconcious, and then proceeded to eat out his dirty ass. After that, I went shopping for pretty curtains, and what do you know? The store owner in the spitting image of Dustin Diamond. Zoiks! I munched his shithole furiously. He had tuna casserole the night before, with green beans and corn. Then, it was off to the pride parade to find some more tastey pooter meat. There were so many Slaters and Zacks and Beldings and Screeches, I didn't know where to start! (Continued) |
| 04th November 2004 - 03:31:05 PM |
| 10833 : Rim Slippersly |
| I met up with a decent looking Puerto-Rican Slater. He had a neon pink muscle shirt that accentuated his pert nipples so. First I had to taste his cock. It was throbbing inside his workout pants. I unveiled it to see a bead of glimmering pre-cum. I devoured his Jumbone. He must have been hot, because after only a minute, he blew about thirty ounces of warm Slater-spunk right down my throat! I then began prodding his puckering brown anus with my tongue, but when I momentarily look up, a long line of Slaters, Zacks, and Screeches had assembled, all wanting a good rimming! Well, let me tell you. I've never tasted so many different man-holes in my life! It was truly a free-for-all of shitter sucking and knob rubbing. How did your day go? |
| 04th November 2004 - 07:48:25 PM |
| 10834 : Flaming Gay Dustin\'s automatic writing |
| Queers! Smelly butts! Gaylords! Marcia's sex-change operation! Sales on leather-wear at Merv's! A.C. Slater's erect ding-dong poking through his wrestling leotard! Cleaveland Steamers! Poop! Big Bird's smelly crotch! Runny doo-doo! The Zack Attack covering The Village People! Belding gives a chocolate twinkie to Maxwell Nerdstrom during detention! Gay! Licking stale urine from the floor of the men's bathroom! Condom spelunking! I'm flaming gay! |
| 04th November 2004 - 07:57:12 PM |
| 10835 : Buck Studly |
| My National Toss a Stranger's Salad day was very erotic as well. The fags down at The Rainbow Lounge (my favorite queer haunt) celebrated by holding an 'identify the asshole' contest. Basically, the contestant had to eat out a row of bent-over queers and identify the asshole owners by taste alone. The prize for doing so was a salad tossing from the all the participants, followed by cleaveland steamers and chocolate twinkies all round!! |
| 04th November 2004 - 09:33:35 PM |
| 10836 : Ox |
| Screech, do you remember that episode where you were reading all of the books about UFOs after school and on most weekends because you were a big nerd with no friends? Remember when you heard that "Fire In The Sky," a 1993 movie about the alleged abduction of Travis Walton by aliens, was coming out on the upcoming weekend? Remember how you hoped that Slater, who the mere sight of would cause your ding-dong to harden, would ask you to see the movie and then let you suck him off afterwards? Remember when he actually did ask you if you wanted to see the movie with him? Remember how you blushed and pitched a tent as you quickly told him that would would? Remember how disappointed you were when Salter picked you up in his rusty Mexican pickup truck and you saw Zack and Mr. Belding sitting in the back? Remember how scared you were while you watched the scene in the movie where Travis Walton was abducted and brought up into the alien spaceship? Remember when you saw the aliens starting to perform invasive tests on Travis? Remember how cool you thought the movie was as you walked out of the theatre? Remember when you got into Slater's truck and immediately dozed off on the way home? Remember how you dreamed that you the one who had been abducted by aliens? Remember when you wished that aliens were giving you an anal probe at that very second? Remember when you opened your eyes and it came true? Remember when you looked around and saw that you were in an empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere and three aliens were groping you? Remember how all of the aliens had gray skin, large black oval-shaped eyes, and erect penises? Remember when the big fat alien anally penetrated you, giving you a good "probing?" Remember when another alien sat on you face and let loose a nasty fart that smelled like baked tortillas? Remember when the third alien coated the back of your head with a warm, yellow liquid that was coming out of its penis? Remember when this went on for about three hours until the aliens couldn't take it anymore? Remember how your anal area was dripping blood and alien jizz? Remember how scared you got when you thought that the big alien was about to remove its head? Remember how surprised you were when the big alien actually just pulled off a mask and you realized that the big alien had been Mr. Belding the whole time wearing an alein mask and gray tights? Remember when the other two aliens did the same and you discovered that they had been Slater and Zack the entire time? Remember when they got into Slater's pickup truck and drove off without you, leaving you to fend for yourself as blood and jizz gushed out of your unlubed butt? They really got you good that time! |
| 04th November 2004 - 09:46:06 PM |
| 10837 : SB |
| Whoever "Roger Rimjob" is, thank you for your courage in infiltrating the STPK board. I did a lot of the other posts (Gay Farrier, Gay Fez, Gay Sexton, Felch Slurper, The Filthiest Queer, Gay Dustin, Admiral Cockenballs, etc.) We've done good so far, but it's really getting intense now. It actually looks like Dustin has taken personal offense. It shouldn't be long before Dustin Diamond is personally cleaning out our dirty shitholes with his long, gay tongue. Who cares if our posts get deleted? We have a clear and determined mission. If every sick fuck who posts here would post on the saltythepocketknife.com forum, we would be unstoppable, and Dustin might finally get the message! That he needs to suck his own sperm out of our fart chambers! PS: Thanks also to Gay Zack, wherever he may be. Zack, you are totally queer. |
| 04th November 2004 - 09:53:27 PM |
| 10838 : SB |
| OX: Why don't you try the saltythepocketknife.com forum? You would fit in nicely. Plus, you're a big dumb jock and you probably have lots of meat hidden inside those workout pants. PS: psot!!!1 #10829 is fucking funny. |