| 08th November 2004 - 02:53:36 PM |
| 10899 : Mack |
| Come on you guys, tell me what a chocolate twinkie is? I'm very impatient and although I don't know what it is, the sound of a chocolate twinkie is making me very hungry right now, so tell me what it is? If you don't tell me, I'll keep annoying you guys until you finally break down and do tell me! In the meantime, I'm just gonna get down on my knees and, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, close my eyes and open my mouth REALLY WIDE while I wait patiently for somebody to finally reveal to me exactly what a chocolate twinkie is! |
| 08th November 2004 - 03:01:51 PM |
| 10900 : Gay Zack |
| chocolate eclair When one gay man pulls his penis out of another, hopefully, gay man's ass, therefore having the penis covered in "chocolate", and the previously receiving man jerks off a white "frosting" over the now chocolate covered penis. doesn't this sound like fun Dustin, meet me sometime and we'll do it. |
| 08th November 2004 - 03:46:06 PM |
| 10901 : Mack |
| Quit fooling around with my username, you crazy homos! Message 10899 is NOT from me! Do we have a moderator here who can delete that post please? I was just reading some more of the older posts - what's an Angry Pirate? |
| 08th November 2004 - 03:52:30 PM |
| 10902 : Marcia |
| Yes, Mack, I am the moderator here and will soon have the power to delete the unsavory, defamatory posts about Dustin. Dustin is NOT homosexual, regardless of the utterly disgraceful content of this website. You're advised to keep your distance from the regular posters here, most of them are pro-gay, un-American and do not practice safe sex. Thank you Marcia |
| 08th November 2004 - 04:28:13 PM |
| 10903 : Gay Zack |
| Marcia, you know full well Dustin is flaming gay - from His many appearances on SBTB dressed in womens clothing to His band Salty the Pocketknife (which is a refference to his penis) - can't forget His songs "Rim Goblin" which is his ode to tossing salad to His avid love of anal play - the list could go on and on, but all of us know what He is into, you are dillusioned and in denial because you want him all for yourself. Give up Marcia, please, He prefers man ass and chocolate twinkys, He has been making refernce to homosexual acts in an attempt to out himself as 100% queer, and we will all rejoice when He comes out. (Notice the capitalization of Him, He, His - for He is our God) Your only hope Marcia is to get a penis, fro your hair and wear zubaz and join us (we accept psuedo queers) |
| 08th November 2004 - 04:39:01 PM |
| 10904 : Gay Zack |
| BTW Mack, you sound very bi-curious, don't be afraid to give in to your desires. Next time you are playing with yourself, insert a finger into your asshole - I guarantee you will climax like never before. It only hurts the first time, but it hurts so damn good. |
| 08th November 2004 - 05:17:57 PM |
| 10905 : Sissy Timmy |
| I think I have a tampon fetish now. When I wear my sister's or my mom's panties I have to have a tampon in or else I don't feel as feminine. Does anyone else feel this way about tampons or pads? |
| 08th November 2004 - 06:40:11 PM |
| 10906 : Church of Dustin |
| Gay Zack - Lo, it pleases me to cum across another who worships at the mighty phallus of our one true Lord, Dustin YHWH Diamond. I invite all lost souls to cum and join our holy order of Dustin worship, for his is the one true path, and only through it can salvation be achieved. To join, simply practice, with the utmost promiscuity, the 5 holy commandments, as set down by the prophet A.C. Slater - 1. Thou shalt fellate thine brother man 2. Thou shalt imbibe at least one liter of semen a day 3. The dumpster shall be thine sacred altar 4. The rimjob is the most holy form of prayer known to the follower of the one true path 5. Thou shalt clothe oneself with finest zubaz Join us OR BURN!!!!! |
| 08th November 2004 - 06:49:18 PM |
| 10907 : His Holiness, Rev. Buck Studly The Anointed One |
| REPENT THINE SINS AND BOW BEFORE THE HOLY PHALLUS OF DUSTIN OR BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY. That's right, fags - I've seen the light! Gay is the way! The hetero will burn with the abstinate! Poop is our manna! Chocolate twinkies are our Ark of the Covenate! And, lo, dustindiamond.com is our Holy Scripture! PRAISE BE!!!!! |
| 08th November 2004 - 07:11:08 PM |
| 10908 : S!CK B0Y! |
| MARCIA! Oh my! Believers in fake, puny deities make me laugh. If there really is a God, why doesn't HE delete our sick posts? God doesn't know java+ or whatever? He's fucking omnipotent, Mrs. I-don't-think-things-through-so-I'm-fucking-ignorant. Bow to the gayness and wannabe-gayness! Poop is your mamma! Rim Jobs for all! Farts! PS: Marcia, your husband (10829) sounds like he's real fed up with you! Please don't make us laugh with your inferior earth religion. On the moon, people are so gay that all you have to do is think about getting rimmed and suddenly it happened a week ago. |
| 08th November 2004 - 07:17:27 PM |
| 10909 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Uh, dieties. Typing fast. On the moon, words don't have to be spelled correctly. We have an advanced moon-alphabet that renders this "spelling" obsolete. And we laugh at your "punctuation." We're doing it right now. I'm laughing. |
| 09th November 2004 - 12:10:44 AM |
| 10910 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when Slater decided to help out his Mexican family members that worked in the Bayside cafeteria? Remember when you got in line and ordered tacos? Remember when you were hungry for a twinkie for dessert? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom sashayed in front of you, shaking his ass? Remember when you were fixated on his shubby buns and you pitched a tent? Remember when he grabbed the last Twinkie before you could get it? Remember when you started whining and crying like a little bitch? Remember when Slater called you a faggot and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when Mr. Belding stormed out of the teachers' lounge and said "hey, hey, hey, what is going on here???" Remember when you told him there were no more twinkies, and Mr. Belding said "is that it? Come with me, I have a chocolate twinkie I can give you?" Remember when you followed him into the teachers' lounge and he locked the door behind you? Remember when he told you to close your eyes and he'd give you the chocolate twinkie? Remember how excted you were, because you'd never had a cocolate-flavored twinkie before, and you didn't even know that there was a cholocate flavor for twinkies? Remember how much you looked up to Mr. Belding and you viewed him as quite a father figure? Remember when you immediately stopped looking at him as a father figure when he leveled you with a sucker punch to your adam's apple? Remember when you hit the floor and were in incredible pain? Remember when Belding said "here comes the chocolate twinkie, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and took an enormous shit in your mouth? Remember when Belding then stuck his erect penis in your mouth fucked the feces until he could take it no more, at which point he blew his load in the middle of the shit in your mouth??? Remember when Mr. Belding was done with you and he unlocked the door to the lounge and fired you back into the cafeteria? Remember when everyone started busting up laughing and you and your mess? Belding got you good that time! |
| 09th November 2004 - 12:53:08 AM |
| 10911 : POO STICK |
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| 09th November 2004 - 12:58:52 AM |
| 10912 : John Candy |
| http://www.anus.com/ |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:23:12 AM |
| 10913 : slater\'s dad |
| screech, you can call me the 'rump ranger' as i plug up your butt with my latin penis |
| 09th November 2004 - 06:42:07 AM |
| 10914 : Gary Coleman |
| What you talkin' bout, Diamond? I'll tell ya what I'm talkin bout - I'm talkin bout bustin a nutload in yo fine white ass, that's what I'm talkin bout! I'm talkin bout you workin my big black mandigo like a corn-on-the-cob! MMMM-HMMMM! Dayum, you a fine piece of ass, son! You n me gonna throwdown, and I'ma be all up in dat shit, yo! See, D, I be a hard-ass pipe-hittin' nigga, see what I'm say'n? I breaks em off, son!! You betta aks somebody! |
| 09th November 2004 - 10:48:07 AM |
| 10915 : Gay Jimmie Walker |
| DY-NO-MYTE! FAB-U-LOUS!!!! |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:42:53 PM |
| 10916 : Scott Peterson |
| I didnt want the media to find out but since everyone is here is so close to Dustin I feel I can finally tell everyone what happened. The night Laci dissapeared I didn't actually go fishing. I actually put on my favorite shit stained pair of zubaz and hooked up with diamond in a seedy motel. He sucked me off until I exploded on his fro then gave me the rim job of a lifetime! Im a little embarassed to tell everyone this but I when I went to leave diamond started to cry and said that I should stay with him and that he was going to throw Lacy into the bay if I left him. I really didnt believe the double dog would do it! HELP ME!!! Scott |
| 09th November 2004 - 01:58:30 PM |
| 10917 : |
| http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=asianprince213 |
| 09th November 2004 - 02:00:52 PM |
| 10918 : Marcia |
| Well since I'm the moderator here and feel like shitting on all of you, then here's the latest news if you are bright enough to read this: I'M A LESBIAN AND I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY! Nothing else of importance other than I'm starting a new church and you fags should join as fast as your dingdongs can get stiff, ever get stiff! Piss on you!!! |