| 28th November 2004 - 12:47:52 PM |
| 11380 : Rocco |
| Hey everybody. I hope that everyone had a good thanksgiving. My queer friends and I headed over to the dumpster behind the local homeless shelter with a full thanksgiving feast. I dressed as Belding as there were already two screech's. Once at the dumpster we started to eat our feast as well as lick each others asses! One by one the bums smelled the feast and came out to join us! It was a thanksgiving fiesta! I grabbed a stinky bum and said "hey, hey ,hey" before reaming his stinky ass with my man meat! Then I noticed that another bum was nearby eating some turkey so I aimed my ass at him and shit on him! He was mad at first so I belted him in the face and my friends shoved a turkey bone in his ass to chear him up. It was a great Thanksgiving and it lasted over 24 hours until the people who ran the shelter said we were taking advantage of the bums and called the cops. Party poopers! Im just glad I got many helpings of bum ass. I also gave a screech a rim job with some cranberry relish! I cant wait for Xmas! |
| 28th November 2004 - 03:26:28 PM |
| 11381 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Hello everyone....it seems that during the Friday THanksgiving concert last week at our local church, some young guy, college frat, was so drunk that he passed out in the parking lot of the church, vomitting all over everything in sight...only a few people saw this and went to get help...then some guy came along and fucked this dude sily to the point of pissing in his asshole so much that the kid then piss all over himself and OUT CAME THE TURDS on his pants shirt and hands....IT was a delightful scene sort of like SAVED BY THE BALLS, something that Dustin would have loved and damn why wasn't he there with a digital camera????? What a scene...and now The Dutch Boy is running around and acting nervous because a Sgt. James Benson feels that perhaps the Dutch Boy fucked this kid who is still having trouble shitting. Dutch Boy is acting weird and going around to various churches and swearing to people who know nothing about this THAT he is innocent. It's all quite horrible...and if that is not bad enough, someone just left some very stained guy's underpants hanging on a bush in the church garden next to the parking lot and dumpster. Oy and OY again! |
| 28th November 2004 - 09:23:51 PM |
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| 28th November 2004 - 11:50:52 PM |
| 11383 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when I needed help with my math class and Mr. Belding recommended that you tutor me? Remember when we agreed that I would pay you /hour for your tutoring services? Remember when instead of paying you in dollars, I paid you in unprotected buttsex, with me as the pitcher and you as the catcher, against your will? Remember when you complained to Mr. Belding, and he asked both of us to his office so he could mediate the dispute? Remember when you walked into his office after school the next day and were surprised to see Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle in Belding's office instead of just Belding and me? Remember when you sat down and then Slater threw some encahalatas at you that he always had in his backpack? Remember when you asked him to stop and he responded by calling you a faggot? Remember how embarrassed you felt after the exchange? Remember how you felt even more embarassment when Mr. Tuttle dropped his pants and farted in the direction of the 'pubic forest' growing on your head? Remember when Belding walked into the office, locked the door, and dropped his pants? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and I also dropped our pants? Remember when Belding told you that you'd better start sucking us off if you didn't want to get expelled? Remember when Belding and Tuttle pulled a train with you while Slater pissed on your back, Zack gave you a Cleveland Steamer, and I jerked off into your huge afro? Remember when Zack wiped his messy ass with your Zubaz pants, leaving a huge shit stain? Remember when this went on for about 30 minutes until Belding and Slater picked you up and dumped you in an alley behind the school? Remember when you went home crying and your mom bitched you out for staining your Zubaz pants? The Bayside gang really screwed you over that time! |
| 29th November 2004 - 12:48:29 AM |
| 11384 : I BMX FOR_________ |
| TO ANSWER YOU ALL YES I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL ON THE BIKER CIRCUIT. IT IS TRUE THAT I RIDE ON MY BMX WITHOUT A SEAT - I SIT DIRECTLY ON THE METAL FRAME WITH A HARD METAL ROD INSERTED IN MY ANUS. MY RIDES ARE BOTH PLEASURABLE AND PAINFUL. I BMX FOR A SMELLY UNWASHED COCK GRINDING AGAINST MY COLON AND THEN PULLING OUT AND EJACULATING HIV+ SPERM IN MY MOUTH. |
| 29th November 2004 - 01:39:25 AM |
| 11385 : |
| http://www.gnaa.us/ Gay Nigger Association of America |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:15:40 AM |
| 11386 : |
| http://www.globalgayz.com/newguinea-news.html Gay New Guinea News & Reports from: Gilbert Herdt, "Sambia boys' ritual initiation," in Same Sex, Different Cultures: Exploring Gay and Lesbian Lives 1997 Also see: 'Ritualized Homosexuality in Melanesia' by Gilbert Herdt 1984 THE SAMBIA OF NEW GUINEA Semen conservation theory, explored later in this chapter in connection with Victorian sexual norms and mores, emphasizes sexual restraint and the inappropriateness of "wasting" semen through masturbation and too-frequent intercourse. This has been an influential idea in one guise or another in the Western world. An interesting custom in contrast to semen conservation theory has been called "semen investment theory" (Money, 1992). The anthropologist Gilbert Herdt did a field study of the Sambia, an aboriginal tribe in eastern New Guinea. Notable were his descriptions of customs related to the development of masculinity and male sexual behavior during childhood and early adulthood. The Sambia believe that semen has powerful properties and that to embark on the path to manhood young boys must drink the semen of young men in their village. These homosexual interactions are brief and do not involve relationships of any permanence. Sambian boys are taught the growth-promoting qualities of semen through a ritual teaching process: "Now we teach you our customary story . . . . And soon you must ingest semen in the culthouse. Now there are many men here; you must sleep with them. Soon they will return to their homes. Now they are here, and you ought to drink their semen. In your own hamlets, there are only a few men. When you sleep with men, you should not be afraid of sucking their penises. You will soon enjoy them . . . . If you try it [semen], it is just like the milk of your mother’s breast. You can swallow it all the time and grow quickly. If you do not start to drink it now, you will not ingest much of it. Only occasionally . . . . "And later when you are grown you will stop. If you drink a little semen now, you will not like the penis much. So you must start now and swallow semen. When you are bigger your own penis will become bigger, and you will not want to sleep with older men. You will then want to inseminate younger boys yourself. So you should sleep with men now." Both semen conservation and semen investment theories attribute powerful qualities to semen. This Sambian custom is thought to be independent of heterosexual interests, which begin in later adolescence and develop slowly and tentatively. Indeed, young Sambian men are truly bisexual. Very rarely do adult Sambian males adopt a homosexual orientation; the pressures to establish and provide for a family are keenly felt (Herdt, 1987). Further references to Sambian sexuality: http://www.gettingit.com/article/56 http://icarus.ubetc.buffalo.edu/users/apy106/cultures/sambia.html Biographical info on Dr. John Money |
| 29th November 2004 - 03:11:24 AM |
| 11387 : Jared\'s Mom |
| Hi, I'm Jared's mom. A few years ago my 13 year old son commited suicide. Instead of accepting the fact that I had failed as a parent, I blamed a school bully who beat him up in the gymnasium. I also set up a memorial website and tried to sue the school so that taxpayers could carry the burden of my failed attempt at parenthood. http://www.jaredstory.com/ |
| 29th November 2004 - 05:33:23 AM |
| 11388 : ahmad |
| I like to sexe |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:19:45 AM |
| 11389 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello, TURDS! |
| 29th November 2004 - 08:18:08 AM |
| 11390 : |
| http://www.truechristian.com/index.html |
| 29th November 2004 - 10:05:54 AM |
| 11391 : |
| hey true christian, eat my steaming man-cunt, you shit-lickin' assfuck. |
| 29th November 2004 - 10:36:28 AM |
| 11392 : |
| http://www.dailyorange.com/news/2004/11/17/Pulp/Diamond.In.The.Rough-807624.shtml |
| 29th November 2004 - 12:43:56 PM |
| 11393 : |
| Dustin, how can you wear that shirt (URL below) and claim that you're NOT flaming gay?? I am so turned on right now!!! |
| 29th November 2004 - 12:58:25 PM |
| 11394 : Gay Zack |
| Well I got back from a gay cruise I took over the holiday. It really is something you all should do if you haven't already. I took along my Screech costume to wear out in the evenings. Cruise ships are so much better than dumpster circuits - as many as 50 people participated in a SBTB bukkake. We ended up in the pool and hot tub, I got pounded by Zacks Slaters and Beldings. I took a Belding and Slater to my room where we took turns giving hot carls and dirty sanchez's. In the morning at breakfast, I got a bj from one of the cooks, who I think was the guy who played Max on SBTB.It really was fantastic, non stop homoerotic fun 24 hours a day for 4 days straight. I can't wait to go on the next gay cruise - it goes through Greece. |
| 29th November 2004 - 01:09:12 PM |
| 11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK. |
| 29th November 2004 - 01:33:46 PM |
| 11396 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack good to see you back in action! Glad to see that you had a good vacation. That cruise sounds spectacular and I might look into a xmas cruise. Ox, that is one of your greatest posts yet! I almost shit my pants reading that one. Anyone who wants to hook up for man ass love meet me behind willy joes dumpster tonight at 9. ROCCO |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:48:24 PM |
| 11397 : Tom Peters, Action Gay News |
| Thanks, Brock. We take you live now to San Diego, California, where the harrowing struggle of a young boy trapped inside Mario Lopez's Anus continues. Boy's mother: I just one to see my son safe again! (crying) Local Shopkeeper: Yup, I knewed this would happen. That anus has been abandoned since the Depression. It just stayed out there, gaping, ain't nobody bother to block it off. I seen younguns playin' around there all the damn time. Some folks say it's haunted. Tom: Rescue workers have been trying method after method to retreive the young boy from the cavernous, thirty-foot stinkhole, but large semen deposits collected in the sphincters, and the slick residue from centuries of Mexican food and beer make scaling the inner walls of the crevice nearly impossible. This young boy will surely be in our hearts and prayers this evening. Now here's Chip Prickersly with the Flaming Gay Weather Forecast. Chip... |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:57:25 PM |
| 11398 : |
| I've been queering up www.saltythepocketknife.com - go queer it up bigtime |
| 29th November 2004 - 03:50:10 PM |
| 11399 : Chip Prickersly |
| Heeeey, thanks Tom it's Chip Prickersly here with the flaming gay weather report and boy, it's gonna be COOOOOOLD out today mainly because of Dennis Haskins being launched into orbit to block out the sun and reduce global warming. We're also getting reports of light shit-showers coming in from the north this evening and make sure you put those snow chains on your tyres because we're expecting a heavy layer of HIV+ semen on the ground tomorrow morning. The forecast for tomorrow: Arabian Goggles. And now there's just time to go over to Dick Upmyass coming live from the Bayside High changing rooms with the day's sports news. Dick? |