| 25th December 2004 - 05:13:46 PM |
| 11761 : One-Eyed Dick |
| Hey Rocco, you are a turd if there ever was one. Peussie is the BEST AND WILDEST SLUT around, and her group of Palace Pervert totally outta control. And they;ve all had Dustin's holes again and again. You need to loosen it but, asshole, and know when you're in the presence of Greatness. Hey, Peussie, forgive Rocco as he cannot help himself, with a dick no one has located in over a year and an asshole that sings xmas carols even in June. His a mess. WE WORSHIP YOU, OH SLUT!! |
| 25th December 2004 - 05:34:46 PM |
| 11762 : Flaming Gay Santa Claus |
| HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas, Dustin! Even though you've been a BAD BOY this year by trying to oppress your homosexual fanbase, Santa still has a lovely big present for you - and it's in my pants! Why not meet me in a shopping mall and sit on old Santa's lap so I can slip it to you? Oh and Peussie, you can eat mince pies out of Rudolph's crusty red ringhole, you worthless piece of shit. HO HO HO!!!! |
| 25th December 2004 - 05:43:05 PM |
| 11763 : Heather Tainter |
| hello dustin hoffman my name is heather and i'am 19 years old in high school the school that i go to is called fort zumwalt south. and i love the movies that you are in you are my favorite actors out of all the rest out there in the world hope your enjoying yourself. as for me i think that your a hansome man and i also find you charming to. |
| 26th December 2004 - 04:12:00 AM |
| 11764 : Zion Buff |
| For intelligent discourse on the construct and asthetics of the human and walrus penis, visit. http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1&sid=6ba9722e4760e5c587dbee782589cc2d extensive debate on circumcission and foreskin removal procedures http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1&sid=6ba9722e4760e5c587dbee782589cc2d moderated by jew kike johnlapse [supporter of pastor jim's] The trolling of this board is very much appreciated. much love, .....Ted |
| 26th December 2004 - 09:57:14 AM |
| 11765 : Rocco |
| Here is my latest message to Pastor Jim. I think he is starting to like me. Date: 12/22/2004 10:00:10 EST From: SCREECHTROLL@aol.com To: PastorJim@truechristian.com Subject: Christmas Tidings Pastor Jim, As you have not yet found the time to visit the double dog board- _http://www.dustindiamond.com_ (http://www.dustindiamond.com) I must ask that you do so immidiately. BuuUUrrRp! Sorry bout that! The other night I was out looking for some butt sex and I found a dumpster that had buttloads of queer pirates having an orgy. Now I can't be sure but I thought I saw you there! Were you wearing an eyepatch and pirate tights with the crotch cut out of them? Im pretty sure it was you. I was dressed as slater and Im pretty sure I banged your stinkhole pretty good that night. BuuUUrrRP! You never got back to me about meeting by the Wendy's dumpster near your home. Im wishing that you find some Christmas Spirit and go queer for the new year. I know that everyone at the double dog board would welcome you with open arms and stiff cocks! If you want to stay incognito post under the name Paco. Hope to be tossing your salad soon ROCCO ? |
| 26th December 2004 - 11:29:37 AM |
| 11766 : PASTOR JIM, REAL AND WITH JESUS OUR SAVIOR |
| Jesus smiled down from the cross with his fingernails and holes dripping with blood, and HE looked down upon your assholes and said "Mother, MAY I?" and GOD said "Move to the front of the Class in Heaven, Jesus; you're here to stay". THAT is the bible lesson today from such shitheads as that Rocco, who seriously thinks I like his blathering mouth-turds. Get real, youfuckers, Dustin is no longer Jewish. He just joined MY church. Christ be with you, THE REV. |
| 26th December 2004 - 01:36:00 PM |
| 11767 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Dear Disaster Jim of the at Screeching Church of Jesus, Just yesterday during the annual visitation of the Virgin Mary who always appears on my coffee mug for xmas breakfast, she told me that YOU, Pastor Jim, are a fraud of the worst kind, that you take money from the shits you have scammed via jesus, and used it for your son's extensive colonic irrigations, such as those that Dustin has behind that dumpster, and now you're having you 6 year old daughter's reproductive tubes tied incase she gets pregnant from you and your mini penis insertions. What a dreadful family! I remember THAT joke you told about jesus not being able to eat M and Ms...because they fell through his hands!! And now that joke about the Jerusalem Enema Parties. VOMIT on you with no love! Breast wishes, Misteria Montegna of the Bordo Walk, Spain |
| 26th December 2004 - 02:44:48 PM |
| 11768 : |
| Some people drove Screech out of a town in Wisconsin by burning SCREECH into his lawn. |
| 26th December 2004 - 03:56:50 PM |
| 11769 : Rocco |
| Some people drove Screech out of a town in Wisconsin by burning SCREECH into his asshole with hot metal dildos. |
| 26th December 2004 - 09:09:17 PM |
| 11770 : |
| 11768, did people really drive him away by burning SCREECH into his lawn? if that's true, he really is the biggest joke in the entertainment industry. and he honestly thinks he was one of three "icons" of the 90s... |
| 26th December 2004 - 11:58:15 PM |
| 11771 : |
| screech, i have a very important question i need you to answer for a psychology paper i am writing for my thesis. the paper centers around you and your impact on the homosexual community for the past 15 years. what i need to know is whose excrement tasted better -- slater's or mr. beldings? this is central to my topic. thanx in advance for your help. |
| 27th December 2004 - 12:28:18 AM |
| 11772 : |
| FUCK ALL OF YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th December 2004 - 12:41:18 AM |
| 11773 : |
| gay porn with mr. belding http://www.daddyssofthands.com/info.htm |
| 27th December 2004 - 07:37:26 AM |
| 11774 : Little Georgie Bushnell, PRO NITWIT |
| Hey whose the guy who wants to fuck the cocksuckers? Damn THAT sounds like as much fun as the Easter Egg hunt here on the lawn and toilets of the white house. Dustin was invited last year but couldn't make it as his various holes had glued shut from overwork. Poor kid, he is such a joke. And whose the turd who wrote that he's an icon of the 90s? No, pisshead, he's a con of the 90s...nothing more. I SALUTE YOU, PRINCESS PEUSSIE, and remember, when you think of turds hitting the fan, think of ROCCO! |
| 27th December 2004 - 08:31:00 AM |
| 11775 : |
| screech, did you post message 11772? |
| 27th December 2004 - 02:56:37 PM |
| 11776 : zack_attack |
| I had a rumor that Dustin Diamond (aka: screech powers) is actually a homosexual in real life? Dustin if you read this could you please confirm or deny this rumor? |
| 27th December 2004 - 04:14:46 PM |
| 11777 : Freddie Fagster |
| Hi everyone, Can someone send me the link to Pastor Jim's website. I feel like a nice little letter to that motherfucker coming on...and want to wish Pastor Jim a Great Holiday Season in HELL, Thanks in advance, Freddie |
| 27th December 2004 - 11:40:16 PM |
| 11778 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you were acting in the school play? Remember when you had to tapdance in one of the scenes? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school one day and asked why you were still at school? Remember when you told him that you were nervous about your tapdance routine and he told you he was an expert tapdancer back in his day and would give you a lesson? Remember when he asked you to come with him to his office for the lesson? Remember when he asked you to sit down in his chair while he put on his tapdance shoes? Remember how impressed you were when he tapdanced around his office for you? Remember when you asked him to teach you to tapdance like that? Remember when he told you to lay down naked on the floor for your lesson? Remember when you thought that his request was unusual, but complied anyway because he was your hero? Remember when he quickly duct taped your arms and legs to the floor before you could react? Remember when he said "here comes my next tapdance number, BITCH!!!" Remember when he started tapdancing on your hairless pre-pubescient beanbag for the next ten minutes until your sac was purple and swollen? Remember when Mr. Belding finally stopped and then walked out and said "see you later, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when Kelly walked by Mr. Belding office after he left and saw you taped to the floor? Remember when you thought that sweet Kelly would save you? Remember when you quickly realized that Kelly would not save you when she pulled down her pants and unloaded a huge Cleveland Steamer on your head? Mr. Belding and Kelly really screwed you over that time! |
| 28th December 2004 - 12:15:42 AM |
| 11779 : |
| screethc uu suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 28th December 2004 - 02:34:57 AM |
| 11780 : Gorbbie Crink |
| Gay penis I stuck it up in my bottum |