| 17th January 2005 - 12:36:15 AM |
| 12017 : |
| screech, I took a cab the other day on my way to "The Manhole," my favorite queer bar. when i got in the cab I immediately noticed a foul, nasty odor. I immediately figured out what it was when the arab cabdriver turned around and asked where we were going. the cabdriver's breath smelled like shit, and it was as if somehad had taken a dump in his mouth or he had gargled with diaherrea. so i was wondering what your breath smelled like the time mr. belding shit in your mouth on the set of saved by the bell. did your breath afterwards bother anyone? i heard that sbtb was an expecially rowdy television set. what else went down? |
| 17th January 2005 - 02:12:21 AM |
| 12018 : younas |
| iloveyou |
| 17th January 2005 - 07:36:13 AM |
| 12019 : Şiir bahçesinden dize dize karanfiller derleme gru |
| Şiir bahçesini lağım-sıçanlarındam kurtaramadıktan sonra şiir de haram olsun bize...;...de olsun!.. http://www.holywar.org/CART151.gif TAKKE DÜŞTÜ "GÜL" GÖRÜNDÜ ** TAkiYYeİP düştü GÜL göründü, suyüzüne vurdu ruhu kirli kuklalar/ uçuştu, kirli David-yildizi mavisinde çekler, gerdanlıklar/ adamları anladık da ne bu resmi görüşmelerde taktıkları madamlar/ zırcahillik giderilir sanarak kasılıyorlar/ devlet adamı havasındalar/ "zahir maiyetten bir inek"; farkı, iki ayağı var/ nitemsizin en niteliksizi Emine hanımağanın emrinde tahtırevanlar/ öyle bir han-ı yağma ki, her kuyruk sallayana düşüyor yağlı parçalar/ utanmazlık aymazlık dorukta, resmen kendilerinden geçiyorlar/ afyon yerine içilen Ortadoğu-Balkan-Çeçen-Afgan çocuklarının kanlarından süzme şıralar ** Namık Cemal Ziya Haşahuzurdan ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ HAÇLI SÜRÜLERi ve HAÇSIZ MAMULLERiMiZ ** Osmanlı'dan ananemize girmiş/ iflah olmaz milli kalleşligimiz/ varsayalım satasacak tek komşu kalmadi arz-ı kürede/ bir gerekçe türetir, kendimizi kemiririz/ sanki yeminli gelenegimiz/ basimiza her dönem kivrak zevat seçeriz/ işimize uydu mu Paşam diye çizmesini öperiz/ uymazsa kulp ustasiyiz, sallandırır silkeriz/ yahud i medyasindan al haberi, halimiz ayan beyan/ camide poz artistidir bunlar sözde müslüman/ içerde yalan birader, dışarda dolan/ koltukdur dinleri, dolar$lar iman/ sonunda Anadolu`yu da Haçlılar'a han yaptılar/ Siyon dedigin bu işlerin uzmanı, dolar$in ambarı var/ biri gitti biri geldi, her kuralı onaylattılar/ limanlar emre amade, ilaveten sıgırlar ve sınırlar/ ha tayyipden tayyipden vaadde bulunanlar/ takiyyeip düstü gül göründü, açtı yerli uşaklar/ Tanrı`dan korku yalandir bu sistemlerde, utanma hiç yok/ kıç general Abraham'in kucagında, daha hala nutuk atar/ billah domuz olsaydi kizarırdı belki yüzü-ensesi/ bunlarda ar-haya enflasyon, kalmamış emaresi/ iş oraya dayandı, az daha koklatsalar/ haşa huzurdan yani... anasının örekesi ** Namık Cemal Ziya Haşahuzurdan nam_i_C@yahoo.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ CHP, Cümleten Hıyanet Pandomimciligi ** herkes kendine odaklandıgı anda, dünya gündemini gören çıkmaz/ esrimişler dergahı bu, ülke sorunlarını kavrayana raslanmaz/ altı ok safsatasıyla daha haala halkı uyutacagını sanan kaz/ sürüsünün icraatı bir incir çekirdegini doldurmaz/ doluya koy almaz, boşa koy dolmaz/ biri uzun havadan gidiyor, ötekisi caz/ al bunları kaynana Semra dizisine figüran yaz/ yoksa boş lafla gemi yürütenden başka bir .ok olamaz/ ** Ayse Kaya ayse_kaya@gmx.de ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CHP, Cesetlerine Hürmeten Pislemeyelim ** SARIGÜL, USA-Masonry yalakası/ LİVANELİ, USrael militer mafyasının homo-kuklası/ BAYKAL dersen, kurugunda şurekası/ bunaklar tayfası, çürük domates tarlası... ** Artun RİZELİ artun_y@yahoo.com ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CHP, Cumhuriyet (laf) Halk (gaf) Partisi (yersen) ** bir o kaldı, demeyin Mustafa Kemal de sistemden payını almış/ sözde bu söz salatası hamamı, onun partisi olma savındaymış/ devlet adamlığı bir yana bunlarda ne edep, ne utanma kalmış/ anla ki savunmasız zavallı, ölümünden sonra böyle dolandırılmış... ** okları ilkelermiş,/ miş de birşey simgelermiş/ kalmışsa bir gramı/ yutan kalmışsa bu yalanı/ bir adım beri gelsin/ CHP rozeti de mi var; 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| 17th January 2005 - 09:18:22 AM |
| 12020 : Lana the Banana |
| I'm tired of trying to translate this Turkish stuff. Can someone tell me the exact location of this dumpster you talk about? thanks, I have a number of gay brothers ready to get there and have some serious fun. |
| 17th January 2005 - 11:07:26 AM |
| 12021 : matt |
| your a fag |
| 17th January 2005 - 11:32:25 AM |
| 12022 : matt |
| also dustin i have had a sex change operation that has finally healed and i would like you to be the first homosexual to penetrate my brand new mangina and blow his creamy jew seed deep into my fake uterus. |
| 17th January 2005 - 11:54:36 AM |
| 12023 : Mustapha Cockupmyass |
| Lana, I am being a member of the underground Turkish Zionist Appreciation Sect. We are a select and rather progressive group of Muslim homosexuals who craving the Jewish cock. Dustin is our idol, and we enjoy dressing up as him and other SBTB characters and holding secret conventions, usually in an alley behind a butcher's shop in Ankara, where we get together to sodomize each other ruthlessly. Please to be joining us sometime, especially if you are being Jewish. |
| 17th January 2005 - 03:41:44 PM |
| 12024 : want pussy |
| antone wanna play |
| 17th January 2005 - 04:46:41 PM |
| 12025 : SHIT IN MY FUCKING EYES |
| I WANT A NICE BIG COCONUT-SHAPED DICK UP MY ASS AND A BIG HAIRY BLACK MAN TO RAM HIS GENTIALS IN MY MOUTH AND SHIT ON MY CHEST |
| 17th January 2005 - 04:53:53 PM |
| 12026 : |
| Yo, I can be doing that to you, I'm dark chocolate with a 11 inch dick and love taking shit's on other guys chests than I rub my hairy chocolate balls on the shit, I also like to rub man butter on me to get rid of my ashey skin - let's hook up at the Popeyes chicken so I can eat some spicey chicken and take a spicey dump on you |
| 17th January 2005 - 04:55:11 PM |
| 12027 : Lana, MY REAL NAME is Johnny |
| Mustapha, many thanks for the invitation. YES, I can be jewish IF that is what it takes, but hey, guy, I'll bend you over and shove this cut cock so deep into your asshole, you'll be singing xmas carols outta that shit shute for days. LET's Party! and if you really want to know about jesus and his gang, then go to this site and join. Chekc out the pics...fucking nasty awesome!!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Jesus_Christ_And_Friends/?yguid=209826913 |
| 17th January 2005 - 06:10:22 PM |
| 12028 : Queer Jeff |
| Hi Dusty, remember the night we did this together? We called it The Arabian Sleazegrinder. It was so erotic and hot. http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/347374.html Wasn't that fun Dusty? Can we do it again so, this time with Slater? |
| 17th January 2005 - 09:01:58 PM |
| 12029 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke? |
| 17th January 2005 - 11:06:13 PM |
| 12030 : |
| http://www.thedreamzone.com/celebritydreams/dustindiamond.htm http://www.chesshall.org/crowns/viewProfile.jsp?home=US&handle=DustinDiamond |
| 18th January 2005 - 07:36:15 AM |
| 12031 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello TURDS!!! I just got back from the gas station where several random homeless men took shits on me and buttslammed me all night long. One of the bums, Leon, took an HIV+ shit in my mouth. Well, see you guys later. |
| 18th January 2005 - 08:12:49 AM |
| 12032 : Jonathan Jerker |
| Hi everyone, hey Kurt, I'd say that the actual Saturday Night Live take off on Dustin was probably much better than the actual Dustin could have ever done. Unless we are talking about the toilet scene there in LA where he left his name and tele number on all of the stalls EVERYWHERE. Hi Princess! Jonathan, hoping to see some shit flying today!!! |
| 18th January 2005 - 12:06:52 PM |
| 12033 : mansour |
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| 18th January 2005 - 12:35:12 PM |
| 12034 : Leon the Homeless Guy |
| Hey Peussie you festering maggot-turd, I resent the implication that I am HIV+. I'm a member of the Random Homeless Guy Anti-Defamation League of America and we will not stand for this abuse any more! |
| 18th January 2005 - 12:50:50 PM |
| 12035 : PRincess Peussie, Goddessssss |
| Hello there lowly Leon the homelss shithole. why are you home-less, probbly because you ARE a turd. hey pals that website dealing wit the shits like leon is stil there to read, get a laugh you asshole! m y eyes have seen the glorie of the cumming of the fucking LORD. FUCKIGN SMILES TO YOU, kurt! somethin for you to read, jerks > Hi there Gang, has anyone ever been to a PISS ENEMA > Club? I'm going to one on > Xmas Eve...and that should be super fun.....I've > been told that some of the winners > there who can take the most piss are then hung > upside down and given a whiskey or > Scotch enema and when turned back up into a walking > position, are so wrecked that > they go down on everyone at the party...not to > mention they turn into a Scotch > fountain, blowing Scotch AND ROCKS into the members > waiting glasses. "Hey > what's that little hunk of brown stuff in my gin and > tonic?" Stay away from those churches rather than get what is happening to asshole at the philly cathedral. OUCH....yeh the fucking doesnt stop. I did want to ask you all if you ever met a guy here in chinatown named LIM DIM? weird cat, ran some take out chinese garbage restaurant....fucked some chick named elisabeth, and specialized in giving blow jobs...but his were special..AND I KNOW ABOUT THAT.....he'd fill his mouth with soy sauce, keep the sauce in his mouth when he went down on me, and damn, did that soy sauce get to the head. My prick would ache for days.... Watch out for that sauce, nearly as bad as jesus sauce. |
| 18th January 2005 - 02:17:31 PM |
| 12036 : Rocco |
| Leon, I hope to have some dumpster action with you sometime soon. Kurt that is the greatest thing I have ever scene. Im gonna try to watch for that on a rerun on E. I think I would shit my pants if I saw it, Diamond must really have been proud when he saw that. Peussie you still suck ass and you remind me of Stan's sister on South Park with all of your turd references. Are you actually Shelly from South Park? Im having a good week but last night it got so cold I accidently froze my ass cheeks to the side of a dumpster while ass pounding a bum. I had him take a diareahh shit on my ass that released me from the dumpster. My ass is a little red today but I like it that way. Tonight Im staying indoors and having a Diamond get together with my queer friends. Hope to see everyone there. ROCCO |