| 05th February 2005 - 06:10:40 PM |
| 12266 : Queer Paul |
| I've been dabbling with tampons lately and I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I mean they're going in there ok (I put a little spit on the applicator), but once they're in there I can usually go about 5-10 minutes before I feel like I HAVE to go take a dump. Am I going in too far (I leave pleanty of string hanging out)? Am I not going far enough? xxxxx |
| 06th February 2005 - 01:47:01 AM |
| 12267 : Rex Doubleday |
| Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time FREMONT, CA (TECHNEWS) - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot fulltime. In a short phone interview with Technews, Sims asserted that he was calm but resolved on his course of action. "The Slashdot editors and I had a disagreement," he explained. "I did it all for the users, but they..." he drew the syllable out painfully, resting on a case full of Little League trophies and certificates of participation from transgendered dating services, "They just couldn't take my truth. They were -- babies, just babies, oh, the horror, the abomination," he said, before being led away by three white-clad male nurses. According to Harvard Psychology Professor Arnold Rothstahlberg, "trolling" is an internet phenomenon where dissenting users disrupt a site by flooding it with absurd or paradoxical information. "It satisfies the primal id," he said, chewing on a large, bulbous, phallic black cigar. "To justify themselves by forcing their enemies into hysterics. It's a compensatory mechanism much like getting back at the kids who beat you up in high school by installing Linux and using it to pingflood their XP boxes and Macs." Slashdot editor CmdrTaco was reticent to comment. At an interview conducted in the crap-filled Ann Arbor bungalow he shares with his wife, to whom he proposed over Slashdot, he said, "Well, you know, Slashdot is just a web site. Michael should calm down about this. But if he doesn't, our corporate sponsors will sue him until he's giving blowjobs on Haight Street." From the GNAA corporate headquarters, a mysterious floating island off the coast of Newfoundland that few reporters have seen and even fewer have returned from with their sexual identities intact, GNAA "Head Programmer" timecop said he was glad to have Sims on hand. "From what I've seen of his postings on Slashdot," said timecop, "he's a total fag. Which is convenient as all our halfops need anal, and I can't handle the drama. That's what's worst about the net: the drama." Sims has been involved in previous internet firefights, most notably the controversy over the censorware.org website in 2001. While Sims alleges that the site was his creation that was sabotaged by others, his coworkers disagree. Bennett Haselton, security consultant for the "Anarchy Anal" and "Chaos Cumshot" websites, said of Sims, "We set up this website, and left him the password. We have a disagreement, bam, the website goes down and someone raped my two-week-old Labrador puppy with an iPod." |
| 06th February 2005 - 11:25:28 AM |
| 12268 : Lina |
| Hello friends! Really nice place here. I found a lot of interesting stuff in Dustin Diamond's ass! I don't know how many bums have left their load in there, but it must be at least 50! Just what I was looking for. Great job! http://traveling.atspace.com/ |
| 06th February 2005 - 11:53:38 AM |
| 12269 : |
| you suck dustin diamond |
| 06th February 2005 - 01:38:42 PM |
| 12270 : CHUNKY SPELUNKY |
| I WANT TO SMEAR MY DING-DONG OVER EVAN STONE'S BALD, STUBBLY NOGGIN THEN HAVE HIM PUT A DRUMSTICK DOWN MY PEE-HOLE |
| 06th February 2005 - 07:20:54 PM |
| 12271 : DA CHACHI, Prayer for Dustin |
| Pray For The Love of Dustin's Asshole I'm searching for the soul in his ass I'm meant to share my soul with broken glas, I'm looking for the cure to this emptiness; Sometimes it seems so out to be such a mess Finding Dustin for real, not Auntie Bess. So I pray for the love that will save my cock, And I wait for the hours that will lift me round the clock And I wait for the eyes that will tell me "Dustin, you're hard as a rock". I am whole, I am a Dumpster HOLE, And, I wait for my life like a jelly roll, To be changed with one dump Coming outta Dustin's rump. For somebody in my life to walk across my bod For someone to shield my heart from the angry god, Share all my dreams, share all my sperm Wait for Dustin, who appears to be a fucking worm. |
| 06th February 2005 - 08:51:29 PM |
| 12272 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| DA CHACH, shit man you are really geting there for sure!!!Dumpster heaven, fucker!! |
| 07th February 2005 - 12:06:30 AM |
| 12273 : |
| high to lall |
| 07th February 2005 - 12:20:03 AM |
| 12274 : |
| wo0tus@gmail.com |
| 07th February 2005 - 04:38:01 PM |
| 12275 : |
| wo0tus, everyone here is far too lazy to start sending shit to random internet retards, so stop posting your gay address here. Try signing up for say gay porn mailing lists, you fucking faggot. |
| 07th February 2005 - 09:20:00 PM |
| 12276 : Monitor |
| Non-supporting users are only allowed to send 2 messages each day. The message counter will reset in 2 hr, 38 min. |
| 07th February 2005 - 09:58:38 PM |
| 12277 : SHRIMPER of Dallas |
| Did anyone here just see that tv series which has a guest appearance of Dustin? WOW, it's the FUDGEPACKING SEASON and if anyone got it on video, let me know!!! GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO GO HOLE GO |
| 08th February 2005 - 07:14:37 AM |
| 12278 : Doctor Shid, Tokyo |
| yeh i got it on video and it's fucking weird..that part where dustin eats those dry turds? geeez he is one hungry fucker. |
| 08th February 2005 - 11:39:51 AM |
| 12279 : KYLE HEARN |
| SUP KID |
| 08th February 2005 - 01:03:18 PM |
| 12280 : Ivor Hugecock |
| Dear Dustin up yours nigger |
| 08th February 2005 - 11:11:32 PM |
| 12281 : spike |
| screech diamond, you are a cocksucking faggot |
| 09th February 2005 - 12:00:05 AM |
| 12282 : |
| screech, did you see this? http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ent_radio/story/268800p-230211c.html mini me was fanatasizing that the living room floor was your head |
| 09th February 2005 - 12:18:15 AM |
| 12283 : |
| lick a jackloap |
| 09th February 2005 - 06:31:49 AM |
| 12284 : Dr. Shid, Tokyo Proctologist |
| Well Ivor Hugecock, seems that you have alot of nothing to say. YOU should have been around for the autopsy of some guy who had dinner with Dustin the other night...seems that they ate lots of cabbage and beans, and here's the results: A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized. |
| 09th February 2005 - 07:00:58 AM |
| 12285 : Audrey |
| Hello Dustin, I am Audrey and I am from the Nederlands. I would like to say: I think that you are a great acter! Why are not you playing in more movie's? I have olso a question: are mark-paul and mario (saved by the bell) really your friends? Goodluck! Greetz and much love, a big fan from Holland! |