19th February 2005 - 02:14:52 PM |
12397 : Da real, REEEL Double-D-Dawg fo\' shizzle |
Peussie, kiss my natural black ass, you no good cum-chuggin honky mutha. I's tha REEEL Dustin, yo. I ain't trickin. Bitch you wanna test me? Bring it, son. You ass is goin DOWN to tha unnergroun. Don't FUCK wid me G, I'm bad like Chuck D. I's OUT nigguh. |
19th February 2005 - 02:23:08 PM |
12398 : DWIGHT |
DEAR DUSTIN DIAMOND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU AGAIN THAT YOU WERE WONDERFUL PLAYING SAMUEL SCREECH POWERS AND I GREW UP WATCHING YOU ON SAVED BY THE BELL THANKS ... |
19th February 2005 - 03:01:44 PM |
12399 : Student |
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19th February 2005 - 05:23:08 PM |
12400 : Misanthropenisy |
A big harry penis now due! |
19th February 2005 - 05:48:44 PM |
12401 : BUSH AND CLINTON: SECRET LOVE AFFAIR |
"Yeah, that's right, bitch." said the 42nd president to the 43rd. "Suck that monster." George inhaled Bill's pastey, slightly erect member deeper, causing him to gag. "Keep shoving those gummi bears up my asshole, baby." Slick Willy's anus tightened around George's finger. "I'm gonna cumm!" Gasped Bill as he reared back and fired warm ropes of jism on George's face. George could not hold himself back any longer. "Bend over and get ready to see how we do things in the Midland High boy's locker room!" Bill made loud gutteral moans as W. jammed his uncircumsized cock up his slimey cornshoot. "Yeehaw!" After about twenty minutes of vicious pounding, George withdrew his throbbing staff from Bill's sphincters to admire the glistening gummi bears and semeny blood-poo now smeared all over his presidential prick. "Open wide, Bill. You're on cleaning duty." |
19th February 2005 - 06:16:03 PM |
12402 : TAFT AND HOOVER: SECRET LOVE AFFAIR |
That's some hot shit. |
19th February 2005 - 06:28:27 PM |
12403 : Dr. Zambrowski, Mad Scientist |
EUREKA!! AHA! I've finally done it! I've invented the perfect, life-like, portable, hand-held man anus! I'll call it... THE POCKET POOTER! Oh, Pocket Pooter, you're going to make me a sextillionaire! (Caresses Pocket Pooter and prods it gently with tongue) Now, to call the patent office! (Dials, waits) Yes, hello? Yes, I've invented something that will make you cum and shit yourself with excitement! My Pocket- Hey, come back here! That Jewish man with a goatee stole my invention! NO! I'M RUINED! RUINED! DAMN YOU, DIAMOOOOND!!!!!!!!!!! |
19th February 2005 - 06:38:21 PM |
12404 : Sploogebob Bukakkepants |
HEEEEY!! HAHAHAHA!!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME AND MY CRABS AND HAVE UNDERSEA GAY FUN?!! HEHEHEHAHAA!!!! |
19th February 2005 - 08:40:31 PM |
12405 : Cumbob Fartpants |
MY VOLUMINOUS UNDERWEAR IS FULL OF MAN-MILK |
19th February 2005 - 08:44:06 PM |
12406 : ScatBob ShitPants |
DUSTIN!! HEHEHEHAHAHA!!! I'LL STICK TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GLASS BOTTOM BOAT!!!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!!! I'M SO JOLLY!! AND GAY!!!!! |
19th February 2005 - 09:19:38 PM |
12407 : VCXV |
VXCVXCVXCV CXVXCVXV VXCVXCV |
19th February 2005 - 11:48:01 PM |
12408 : dwight |
dear dustin diamond dont forget to send me you sbtb pictures from 1997 to 1994 ok thanks.... your biggest fan dwight slemmons... |
20th February 2005 - 03:25:24 AM |
12409 : Dustin Diamond |
Dwight! Quit stalking me or I'm going to the authorities! Then I'll get my love-slave Evan Stone to come round your house and insert drumsticks into your anus! You smelly retard! |
20th February 2005 - 03:35:16 AM |
12410 : FLAMING GAY RICHARD NIXON |
That Clinton/Bush story was soooo hot that I lost 15,000 loads!!!! Impressive really considering I'm dead. Anyway please post more hot, treasonous stories of presidential loving. Dick Nixon likes that shit! Now I'm gonna go stick my maggot-blown, decomposing ding-dong up Ulysses S. Grant's dumper! I'm so gay!!!!!!!!!! |
20th February 2005 - 04:53:29 AM |
12411 : Brian |
Why have you bastards got to be so mean to Dustin? Why dont you all fuck off and die! EMAIL ME! |
20th February 2005 - 08:32:53 AM |
12412 : Dustin\'s nephew |
Uncl Dusty tride to put his thingy in my bunghole. then he touched my on my thingy and tolded me not to teel anywon. why did he do that i dont understadn |
20th February 2005 - 08:40:55 AM |
12413 : Dustin\'s nephew |
he made me touch his thingy as well and it went hard and white stuff came out i don';t understand why dosn't my thingy do that then he went to the bathroomm on my face why did he do that it was'ntt nice and it made me smeel like pee peee for dayys |
20th February 2005 - 10:29:24 AM |
12414 : Mario Lopez |
Eyyyy, Dusty! Remember that time during the filming of SBTB when you said you were going off to your dressing room for a nap? Remember how after your nap you woke up to find me in your room? Remember how I was beating off and I stuck my powerful Mehican man-burrito right in your face and shouted "SMELL IT YOU FILTHY JEW-WHORE"? Remember how you were too confused and half-asleep to know what was really happening? Remember how I woke you up by groaning loudly and then firing a large number of thick, ropey loads across your face? Remember how some went in your mouth? Remember how it tasted like tacos? Remember how, before you could say anything, I dropped trow, squatted over your prone form and unleashed a torrent of foul, steaming diarrhea onto your chest? Remember how it was particularly and runny evil-smelling due to all the tacos I'd been eating? Remember how I then took a photo of you covered in jizz & shit and sent it to members of your family? Haha, I sure got you good that time, buddy! Great days! |
20th February 2005 - 10:34:12 AM |
12415 : |
FUCK FUCK SHITASSBITCH-LICKIN' FUCKHOLE NIGGA |
20th February 2005 - 10:41:48 AM |
12416 : Mario Lopez |
And do you remember the episode where we had to do a wrestling scene together? Remember how I grappled with you, and how being squeezed by my powerful manly arms gave you a noticable erection? Remember how after the shoot I caught you sniffing a pair of my used underwear whilst jacking off into my wrestling singlet? Remember how I beat your scrawny ass black & blue, and then raped the bejeesus out of your prone, unconscious form? Remember how you came to with numerous broken limbs, a fractured jaw and a gaping asshole, to find that I'd taken a big smelly dump right in your hair? Remember how you had to go to hospital for a fortnight to recover? I sure zinged you good that time, huh? Hahaha, that one still makes me chuckle! |