21st February 2005 - 12:25:48 AM |
12426 : |
screech, remember that episode when you got a detention for being late to school? remember when you served the detention after school and a bunch of burnouts were also serving dentions? remember when the burnouts ass raped you in front of mr. tuttle? that was so hot... |
21st February 2005 - 01:09:09 AM |
12427 : Gay Belding |
Screech, I read on the imdb.com board that you punched someone who called you Screech. Is this true? Why is it so hard for you to accept the fact that you're known as Screech to millions of sbtb viewers? You choose to play the biggest faggot character in the history of saturday morning tv for almost a decade and now everyone thinks you are that character. Why is that so hard to understand? |
21st February 2005 - 05:03:49 AM |
12428 : Pharmer |
I love this site. It has brought me lots of inspiration and positive energy. I check it frequently to see what's new. Thanks for the outlet. http://xanax.atspace.com/xanax.html |
21st February 2005 - 05:09:25 AM |
12429 : D\'Phonk |
What a way to meet the gays. Maybe if we could create some cyber-jail to keep them all confined to this messageboard. They'd be happy in a way- the pink font, the other gays. I'n not homophobic. I'm not scared of that lot. |
21st February 2005 - 09:37:52 AM |
12430 : D\'Phonk |
I need a young Mexican stud to teach me about the delights of teabagging and vigorous unprotected anal sex in public rest rooms. I'm also interested in drinking some spicy Puerto Rican punch, fresh from the source. Please email me if you'd like to break me in. |
21st February 2005 - 12:17:55 PM |
12431 : hot baby1 |
iwould like to see some pictures of men's dicks!!!!! |
21st February 2005 - 12:52:17 PM |
12432 : |
who wants to suck a big dick |
21st February 2005 - 01:44:00 PM |
12433 : Evan Stone |
Somebody help me! I thought when Dustin asked me to be his love slave, it would be lots of fun. But he's kept me tied up in the cellar with no food, light, water or drumkit for 10 days, forcing me to survive solely on his semen, which he blasts down my throat every day after forcing me to suck him off. He's out of the house and I've somehow managed to make it upstairs to his computer...do you have any idea how hard it is to type with your hands tied behind your back?...and...oh shit, he's back! No!! Keep back!!! Arggh!!! Stop beating me!!! ZOIKS!!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
21st February 2005 - 02:12:07 PM |
12434 : dwight |
dustin i am so sorry for saying stuff like that to you and i am so sorry for writing you so much i was only suppose to write you one time i guess i got overboard with it and i wasnt trying to stalk you at all and please dont call the authorties on me i just trying to be a good fan to you and i really didnt mean to be rude and silly so i was trying to to a actor and be a tv star anyway i promise i will never say anything bad about you again and i hope you can forgive me.... and i pray to god that i will not do that again so i am really sorry about those remarks i made about you and please dont be mad at me at all and i just wanted you to help me become a actor thats all so dustin will you please accept my apology i didnt mean to do that this time... see you real soon YOUR BIGGEST FAN DWIGHT SLEMMONS... P.S. I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE AGAIN WRITE BACK |
21st February 2005 - 03:46:22 PM |
12435 : Ivor Hugecock |
Dwight, you're a fucking psycho. |
21st February 2005 - 03:51:42 PM |
12436 : |
Dwight, for fuck's sake, THIS IS NOT DUSTIN'S HOMEPAGE and ANYONE POSTING ON HERE USING HIS NAME IS NOT REALLY HIM! Jeez, how dumb are you exactly? Get back to remedial class and stop playing with the Internet, OK? |
21st February 2005 - 04:00:01 PM |
12437 : DUSTIN DIAMOND, THE REAL ONE, YOU ASSHOLE -DWIGHT |
Dwight, IT IS ME YOU LOWLY SCUM BAG ...and yes fucker, I'm contacting a lawyer and kicking your rotten little brain down the toilet. FUCK was a jerk you are. |
21st February 2005 - 04:32:05 PM |
12438 : Evan Stone |
Hey guys, it's me again...as punishment for making it out of the cellar, I am no longer allowed to choke down Dustin's filthy seed for nourishment. Now he only lets me eat his shit, and after sucking him off he'll ejaculate onto my bald head and make me rub it in whilst he says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again". I don't know what to do...I managed to make it out of the cellar again and...OH SHIT!!! HE'S BACK!!! NO, DUSTIN...WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? UHHH!!! OHHHH!!!! OH GOD HE'S BUTT-FUCKING ME AS I TYPE!!! UUUHHHHHHHHNN!!uiBR3B 7H2846QBGG7 8gw34b78wb0890h89utd6f7&*!£%( YTiguhfq^&%F"!( |
21st February 2005 - 05:33:07 PM |
12439 : Dr. Logic |
That's odd. Why would he type out, "UUUHHHHHHHHNN!!"? |
21st February 2005 - 05:54:28 PM |
12440 : Sir Galahad |
Perhaps he was dictating |
21st February 2005 - 06:10:32 PM |
12441 : Dr. Logic |
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! |
21st February 2005 - 06:21:14 PM |
12442 : Screech |
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? |
21st February 2005 - 09:48:53 PM |
12443 : Ox |
Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang reported to the gym for flu shots? Remember how a couple of old nurses from a local clinic showed up to administer the shots? Remember when you got in line behind Zack and Slater? Remember when you got more and more scared as you waited your turn in line? Remember when you had a panic attack and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled you aside and took you into the gym teacher's office to catch your breath? Remember when you finally got your breathing under control and told Mr. Belding that you were ready for your flu shot? Remember when Mr. Belding said that the nurses had already left because they'd run out of shots? Remember how disappointed you became until Mr. Belding told you that he'd managed to save a shot for you? Remember when he asked if you were ready and you enthusiastically replied "yes!"??? Remember when Mr. Belding said "ok, here it is" as he stood up and dropped trow? Remember how confused you were, but Mr. Belding assured you that this was the proper way to dispense the vaccine? Remember how you stupidly believed him? Remember when he buttslammed you for the next 10 minutes while "administering the medicine" as he so eloquently put it? Remember when he finally finished and you limped back to class in obvious pain? Remember when you thought to yourself "man that was painful, but at least I'm vaccintated against the flu?" Remember how instead of getting the flu that winter, instead you contracted herpes from Mr. Belding? Remember when you found out that the herpres had cut short your life expectancy by about 15 years? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! |
21st February 2005 - 10:10:00 PM |
12444 : DOdi |
http://qtwear.cjb.net - "I had a crush on Zack" tshirts :p |
21st February 2005 - 10:25:09 PM |
12445 : zack\'s dad |
screech, get on your knees because i'm about to drop trow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |