| 21st February 2005 - 06:21:14 PM |
| 12442 : Screech |
| Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? |
| 21st February 2005 - 09:48:53 PM |
| 12443 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang reported to the gym for flu shots? Remember how a couple of old nurses from a local clinic showed up to administer the shots? Remember when you got in line behind Zack and Slater? Remember when you got more and more scared as you waited your turn in line? Remember when you had a panic attack and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled you aside and took you into the gym teacher's office to catch your breath? Remember when you finally got your breathing under control and told Mr. Belding that you were ready for your flu shot? Remember when Mr. Belding said that the nurses had already left because they'd run out of shots? Remember how disappointed you became until Mr. Belding told you that he'd managed to save a shot for you? Remember when he asked if you were ready and you enthusiastically replied "yes!"??? Remember when Mr. Belding said "ok, here it is" as he stood up and dropped trow? Remember how confused you were, but Mr. Belding assured you that this was the proper way to dispense the vaccine? Remember how you stupidly believed him? Remember when he buttslammed you for the next 10 minutes while "administering the medicine" as he so eloquently put it? Remember when he finally finished and you limped back to class in obvious pain? Remember when you thought to yourself "man that was painful, but at least I'm vaccintated against the flu?" Remember how instead of getting the flu that winter, instead you contracted herpes from Mr. Belding? Remember when you found out that the herpres had cut short your life expectancy by about 15 years? Mr. Belding really got you good that time! |
| 21st February 2005 - 10:10:00 PM |
| 12444 : DOdi |
| http://qtwear.cjb.net - "I had a crush on Zack" tshirts :p |
| 21st February 2005 - 10:25:09 PM |
| 12445 : zack\'s dad |
| screech, get on your knees because i'm about to drop trow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 21st February 2005 - 10:42:44 PM |
| 12446 : srsly |
| Dustin, You are such a flaming homosexual! You suck! Dustin 4-eva, srsly |
| 21st February 2005 - 11:58:14 PM |
| 12447 : Ivona Rottencrouch |
| Screech was a flaming homo. He spent many a days give Mr. Belding a BJ or a quick reach-around!! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 12:01:12 AM |
| 12448 : Iggy Von Rumphumpler |
| Dustin tried to touch my pee pee behind the building Saved By the Bell was shot in. It made me feel dirty, so I stabbed him in the gut with a broken broom handle until he ran away. The guy who played Belding used to rape him, I think. |
| 22nd February 2005 - 11:19:15 AM |
| 12449 : |
| SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 11:38:51 AM |
| 12450 : Jeff Gannon, Hot Military Stud |
| Hey all you freedom loving meat-men. I'm looking for some confused Republican queers to get sticky with. I'm 8" cut, dominant top, likes water sports, also likes getting peed on. If any of you hot fags think you can make it through basic training, I'm always ready to give strict, disciplined orders. If there's one thing the Military needs more of, it's seamen. Meet me in the John Quincy Adams Secret Gay Porn Library, behind the bookshelf in the West Wing. PS: I hope you don't mind playing with a fat gimp. It was hard enough squeezing Karl Rove into all that leather. B.Y.O.K.Y! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 11:49:40 AM |
| 12451 : Sargent D |
| Kill yourself. |
| 22nd February 2005 - 01:49:50 PM |
| 12452 : Rock Hudson |
| QUOTE"12403 : Dr. Zambrowski, Mad Scientist EUREKA!! AHA! I've finally done it! I've invented the perfect, life-like, portable, hand-held man anus! I'll call it... THE POCKET POOTER! Oh, Pocket Pooter, you're going to make me a sextillionaire! (Caresses Pocket Pooter and prods it gently with tongue) Now, to call the patent office! (Dials, waits) Yes, hello? Yes, I've invented something that will make you cum and shit yourself with excitement! My Pocket- Hey, come back here! That Jewish man with a goatee stole my invention! NO! I'M RUINED! RUINED!"ENDQUOTE Dear Dr. Zambrowneye I am thrilled to hear about your new product. I would like to inquire where to send my payment information to. I would like to order one for mom and friends. This is a true breakthrough in pleasure! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 02:15:12 PM |
| 12453 : Barb Karn |
| My daugher and I loved your show at the Tampa Improv. Come back soon! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 02:56:57 PM |
| 12454 : Karb Barn |
| My son and I loved your performance at the Rainbow Rodeo. Cum on my face soon! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 03:31:20 PM |
| 12455 : Hot Karl |
| My slave and I loved your performance at the gay & lesbian mardi-gras. Rape me again soon! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 03:43:23 PM |
| 12456 : miguel |
| hola amor como estas espero q estes bien amo espero q un dia de estos no conoscamos te q ero mucho te |
| 22nd February 2005 - 05:00:12 PM |
| 12457 : FILTHY FLAMING FAGGOT |
| Dustin - I just watched Jane White is Sick & Twisted! It was utter shit but you look soooooooooooo hot in drag!! I demand you and I hook up ASAP for Arabian goggles, butt-slamming and Hot Karls! I want to lock myself into a gas station bathroom cubicle with you and rub knobs! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 05:12:05 PM |
| 12458 : Paulie Poopy-pants |
| Dustin, are you turned on by shitting and pissing yourself in public places? Because I am!! It really gets me off. My greatest success to date was the time I ate nothing but ultra-spicy Mexican food for a few days, got into a crowded lift with 12 other people, and just let rip. The stench was abysmal. People were gagging for air and vomiting over each other. The poop was very watery and ran down my legs and started to pool on the floor around my feet. But it was such an erotic experience that I immediately lost a massive load into well-soiled briefs. Have you had any similar experiences? I would love to hear them! |
| 22nd February 2005 - 05:17:29 PM |
| 12459 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 22nd February 2005 - 05:18:23 PM |
| 12460 : Paulie Poopy-pants |
| I also enjoy making really bad smells in public restrooms. This one time I ate nothing but cabbage and kidney beans for a week then went into a really crowded public restroom, went into one of the cubicles, and let loose a very smelly and very noisy dump that sprayed out of my asshole like a water jet. It smelt so bad I thought I was gonna pass out. I made sure to spray as much as possible over the seat, walls and floor and as little as possible into the actual bowl. Afterwards, I heard the guy who went into the cubicle after me being violently ill, which caused me to lose an enormous load all over the face of the elderly gentleman who was stood next to me washing his hands. |
| 22nd February 2005 - 06:22:36 PM |
| 12461 : Tommy Thayer |
| Diamond, do you like Starbucks? I'd like to drink a load of their coffee and give you a piping hot butt frappe! I'd guzzle down liters of the stuff and flood your jew 'fro with a hot frothy crappuccino! For afters, I'd drink some espresso's and squeeze out black sticky stools in your eyes! When I ask you if you'd like one lump or two, I'll teabag you when you answer and donkey punch you in the stomach! |