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    22nd February 2005 - 06:48:06 PM    
12462 : Ox
Glenn Danzig and Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein on stage together making Misfits music? Well, while they had intended it to be a surprise, yes, it's true - the closest thing to a Misfits reunion that the East Coast will see is set to happen, and not once, not twice, but three times. more...

Relapse Records recording artists SOILENT GREEN have completed work on their long-awaited new album. more....

Relapse Records recording artists UNSANE have completed work on their new album entitled Blood Run. The first full-length from the NYC noise rock kings since 1998's Occupational Hazard, Blood Run administers immeasurable amounts of the band's unequalled combination of blood, guts and violence as vocalist/ guitarist Chris Spencer's scraping guitar work and vocal angst is cemented by a pounding rhythm section and domineering air of volatile aggressiveness. more....

NAPALM DEATH have teamed up with labelmates THE HAUNTED and HEAVEN SHALL BURN to release a charity single helping to raise money for the victims of Dec. 26th's Southeast Asian Tsunami. more....

Megaforce Records will re-release ANTHRAX's classic albums, Fistful of Metal and also Armed And Dangerous on one CD February 22, 2005. more....

SIX FEET UNDER's latest effort 13 will see the light of day on March 21st. 13 is another piece of brutal death metal. People might be surprised as there have been slight changes again. more....

"Today - Thursday, February 17, 2005 - we recieved a confirmation that Mieszko Talarczyk [NASUM guitarist/vocalist] died in the tsunami disaster December 26, 2004. His body has been identified and will be transfered to Sweden shortly. more....

Prosthetic Records is proud to announce the signing of Bay Area thrashers LIGHT THIS CITY. The band will release their brand of melodic death metal, via their second long-player, Remains of the Gods, May 3rd 2005. more....

News from MY DYING BRIDE: Shaun Taylor-Steels has injured his ankle in a canoeing accident before Christmas. At first it was thought to be not very serious, but at the recent filming of "The Blue Lotus"video it turned out that the drumming has caused the injury to reappear. more....


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    22nd February 2005 - 07:40:25 PM    
12463 : king bling bling
dustin is such a jack off. he did one jack off show and he thinks hes famous. dont ask him how to get into acting, he hasnt done anything in years. Sex symbol???? Famous super star????? ya right. dustin is a washed up has been and will be on VH1 were are they now in a couple years flipping burgers.


    22nd February 2005 - 11:19:28 PM    
12465 : VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED!
ß VERY YOUNG AND NAKED! VERY YOUNG AND NAKED!ë


    23rd February 2005 - 05:46:18 AM    
12466 : Aptekar
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    23rd February 2005 - 02:32:43 PM    
12467 : Doc Shrimper, your fav proctologist
> Hi there Gang, has anyone ever been to a PISS ENEMA
> Club?  I'm going to one on
> Xmas Eve...and that should be super fun.....I've
> been told that some of the winners
> there who can take the most piss are then hung
> upside down and given a whiskey or
> Scotch enema and when turned back up into a walking
> position, are so wrecked that
> they go down on everyone at the party...not to
> mention they turn into a Scotch
> fountain, blowing Scotch AND ROCKS into the members
> waiting glasses.   "Hey
> what's that little hunk of brown stuff in my gin and
> tonic?" 


    23rd February 2005 - 03:40:36 PM    
12468 : Martin Blee Johnny, ASSHOLE ASTROLOGER
Well for those of you shitheads who know nothing about ASSHOLE ASTROLOGY, here's the news:
I can determine one's hobbies and pleasures by studying UP CLOSE the sphincter muscles of a guy's asshole. Females don't count since they are not into assholes the guys are! I can tell just with the insertion of a finger or two, how tense you are. WELL, last week at my LA clinic, who walks in but that scummy ratsass they call Dustin Dumper Diamond, and one look at his asshole and I CAN TELL YOU, he's a total loser even today behind that dumpster and getting covered with guey shit! Loser from birth (I could determine that by all of the anal warts around his opening). So don't laugh about this work. Just bend your buddy over and inspect that hole, looking for ringworm, warts, excessive puss, dried, caked sperm, dingleberries (means he has problems with toilet training), etc. REPORT back here to me and win a week's worth of toilet paper covered with Dustin images. YEH, A WIPE OF THE ASS IS A VOTE AGAINST SCREECH!


    23rd February 2005 - 05:43:21 PM    
12469 : Madre Loki, on the beach of WHY-kiki
Wow, and Praise Jesus...here it is and very fresh and new. But hey there, lovely Princess Fluff, BAD NEWS, the beaches here at Waikiki are still covered with turds and used, floating toilet paper. Hell they had the sewage problem for so long, thought it was solved, and wouldn't you know it, along comes Mojo and opens it again, but just kicks. I attended Last Sunday's Beach Mass with Reverend Scrota and Father BOB serving, and low and behold, some of the holy water had cum globs in it. I just chowed down and said an extra Hail mary, just in case. By the way, and talking about chowing down on weird shit, little Angela Portato was visiting our local Ethnic Museum and was taken on a tour of the auditorium by the gentleman guide, who proceeded to pull his penis out and put it into her hands all the while saying Aloha. How do you like that? Angela took one look at this prick and vomitted all over the rugs and chairs then ran for her little life. She's ok now and back at the Dildo Ranch that Michael Jackson just opened here for children. I've been told that he now has adopted something like 21 little boys and about 3 little girls. Tonight is the hoe down at the hoe-house, smiles to you, Fluff...and I cannot wait to see you all here in a short while for the SEX TOY CONVENTION, that's if President Bush doesn't blow up the entire fucking world. OY and OY again...and I've got that fucker on my prayer list. Amen. Kisses, Madre Loki


    23rd February 2005 - 06:43:20 PM    
12470 : Dustin Hoffman
Hello Dustin!! dont listen to these morons in here!!! Us jews have to stick togethor right? Remember when I starred as that fucked up retard in "Rainman"? Well there is also a porno with the same title that is about a disabled veteran who gets involved with watersports like shit spraying and piss diving.
Somebody mistakes rainman for a nazi and they give him a rusty trombone in the crapper!


    23rd February 2005 - 08:15:52 PM    
12471 : Sambo
Any of you shit licking homos get AIDS yet. I hope your faggot bung holes rot off.


    23rd February 2005 - 08:27:38 PM    
12472 : Little black Sambo to you
Hey any of you jew faggots know about these homo paletinians claiming your home land? Their fucked up you big noses were there in the old testament times killing those rotten Cainanites, I think you killed all those pussies. The land is yours, I don't know how this bitches took over, maybe when you were on vacation in Florida. Either way you gotta stamp em out, cause they fuck like rabbits. You may have to nuke em to fuck up their reproductive organs. Turn em all into faggots so they can't reproduce. These dudes must fuck all the time, they gotta make more bomb carriers.


    23rd February 2005 - 10:40:54 PM    
12473 : Little BLack sambo to you and whatever
Andwho care what th sht is this about..and claming your home land and fnoses and estment imes with rottena tcaintimestn. I tink of th pusies and you killed them rand ou gott stampe myoutn fand about for fuck liek rabbits. you mhave to nukeem or just lt me suck you off. fuckers


    24th February 2005 - 12:05:26 AM    
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    24th February 2005 - 09:54:49 AM    
12475 : Rocco
Its been a great week! I went to my favorite dumpster looking for some sweet man ass and found that two grossly obese men were there. One dressed as Mr. Corosi from the Beach Club and Mr. Tuttle. As soon as they saw my skinny ass in my crotchless zubaz I could see them start to salavate! I immidiately started giving a rim job to Mr. Corosi whose ass had sweet tasting dingleberries all over it. I then moved on to Mr. Tuttle whose ass smelled like it hadn't been washed in a month!I was in paradise. After giving some fine rim jobs I fucked Tuttle while Corosi licked my ass. We finished up by both of them dropping enourmous meaty turds on my shaved chest! True ecstasy!
ROCOO


    24th February 2005 - 09:55:33 AM    
12476 : Joe
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    24th February 2005 - 10:08:14 AM    
12477 : Rocco
Its been a great week! I went to my favorite dumpster looking for some sweet man ass and found that two grossly obese men were there. One dressed as Mr. Corosi from the Beach Club and Mr. Tuttle. As soon as they saw my skinny ass in my crotchless zubaz I could see them start to salavate! I immidiately started giving a rim job to Mr. Corosi whose ass had sweet tasting dingleberries all over it. I then moved on to Mr. Tuttle whose ass smelled like it hadn't been washed in a month!I was in paradise. After giving some fine rim jobs I fucked Tuttle while Corosi licked my ass. We finished up by both of them dropping enourmous meaty turds on my shaved chest! True ecstasy!
ROCOO


    24th February 2005 - 10:17:51 AM    
12478 : Gay Zack
I've been busy filming gay porn, but I've taken time to go to new dumpster spots. I heard that Dustin has been doing a Sesame Street scene to hide his identity. I found a Sesame Street scene and I came dressed as Big Bird. I was greeted by a Coookie Monster who treated my ass like it was a cookie. It was the most erotic time ever, I got fondled by all sorts of people dressed up as characters from Sesame Street. I heard that Dustin dress's up as Elmo, so I searched out all the Elmo's to ass rape them. Maybe I might have had Dustin. I will keep going to that Dumpster until I can be sure that I've came across Dustin. I might call the Elmo's Screech during ass raping and if one get's all pissed and abusive, I know I've found my man.


    24th February 2005 - 10:54:07 AM    
12479 : Rocco
Gay Zack, Ive heard that during intimate encounters Diamond cannot keep from yelling "Zoiks" over and over again. That should be the tell tale sign that you have got the right Elmo.
ROCCO


    24th February 2005 - 01:56:53 PM    
12480 : Rusty Trombone
Gay Zack, my friend Hot Karl and I are regular patrons of the Sesame Street scene and we would be delighted to help you out in your quest.

In fact, now I come to think of it, there was one time I went down on an Oscar the grouch - when I pulled down the pants of his costume I was presented with zubaz underwear and a bushy pube-fro; and when he blew his load I could have sworn I heard a "ZOIKS!!!". So maybe I've already found him!! He had a circumcised 3 incher and his pop-shot was a dribbler!


    24th February 2005 - 04:14:49 PM    
12481 : Gay Zack
I got to tell you about my favorite new band - they are an all queer straight edge punk group, what Salty the Pocketknife wished they could be - scroll down to the pictures for the band Limp Wrist - I'd love to get rimmed by the singer.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v23/lazyanddumb/M3-%20Jan%2015-%20Workmans%20Circle%20in%20LA-%20Limp%20Wrist%20show/

http://photobucket.com/albums/v23/lazyanddumb/M4-%20Jan%2015-%20Wherehouse%20in%20LB-%20Limp%20Wrist%20show/ - I really love the assless jeans.


    24th February 2005 - 04:43:36 PM    
12482 : Sargent D.
Is that true about the Misfits, Ox? I'm sure Danzig needs the money.

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