| 03rd April 2005 - 06:30:07 PM |
| 13012 : mr. belding |
| screech, i want to give you an angry pirate |
| 03rd April 2005 - 07:11:18 PM |
| 13013 : Mr. Belding |
| Hey Screech, remember your first day at Bayside? Remember how well the morning of that first day went? Remember how happy you thought you were going to be in Miss Bliss' class, and how you started getting chummy with Zack and Slater, who you thought were really cool, and you thought you guys would be best friends for ever? Remember how that happiness and optimism flew out of the window at lunchtime, when the jocks and the school bullies beat the shit out of you for being such a fucking geek? Remember how you were led bleeding in the middle of school yard, with no-one coming to help you, when you saw Zack and Slater walking towards you? Remember how you were sure they would help you because you guys were best friends? Remember how saddened you were when, instead of helping you, Zack gave you a good, hard kick square in your undecended nuts? Remember how Slater then dropped trow, squatted over your face, and let rip a huge, wet, mucousy fart? Remember how the fart stank of rancid chilli and it splattered your face with liquid shit? Remember how the two of them walked off, laughing at what a pathetic loser you were? Remember how you came to my office to tell me all about what had happened, certain in the hope that I would be kind, understanding and helpful? Remmeber how instead of being kind, understaing and helpful I called you an ugly little shit and said that you needed to be punished for setting a bad example for the rest of the pupils? Remember how I told you to turn around, drop your zubaz, and bend over? Remember how you did so, expecting to be spanked? Remember how, instead of feeling my hand slapping your buttocks, you felt something hard poking at your poop-chute? Remember how the hard thing forced itself slowly inside your poop-chute? Remember how much it hurt? Remember how you kept trying to look over your shoulder, but I told you that if you looked back I'd kill you? Remember how you started crying and vomiting from the pain? Remember how the hard thing went back and forth several times, and I started breathing heavily, and then you felt something warm and sticky shoot out of the hard thing and go deep inside your colon? Remember how much it hurt, but afterwards you realised you kinda liked it? Remember how I'd inadvertantly started on the path to full-blown homosexuality, from which you've never looked back? Remember how you weren't so pleased when your parents discovered you had anal herpes, and became really worried about what you had been getting up to at school? Hehe, I'll bet that was a first day to remember, huh?? |
| 03rd April 2005 - 07:30:20 PM |
| 13014 : ali reza ardalani |
| 2003 - 07:28:48 PM 2770 : cack korea "Hey Stupid Fuck u suck cock..U kno wut,.. I think your show sux cock too ........ anyone who is a fuckin fan of u likes to suck cock too. Everyone watch out b.c Dustin Diamond likes to lick little kids where they pee. Dustin Diamond is a little fuckin dick-smooch and so is anyone who likes him!SO take that all you little cock suckers who like Dustin Diamond! Peace Biotchs!" you fucking cack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you listen to limp bizkit fucking |
| 03rd April 2005 - 08:23:13 PM |
| 13015 : bizkit fucking |
| Bored pt. 2 Joined on 03-15-2005 Austin, Texas Posts 609 Women are fucking insane Thank you, that is all. Report Today, 12:15 PM bloodybloodlicker Joined on 06-03-2004 Columbus OH Posts 1,680 Re: Women are fucking insane -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos. -- Hakim Bey, T.A.Z. Report Today, 12:17 PM -RYAN- Joined on 05-23-2002 PDX Posts 1,706 Re: Women are fucking insane who is more insane?? the women who are already crazy or the men who put up with them?? Report Today, 12:25 PM DanBehavingBadly Joined on 10-18-2002 Barberton, OH USA Posts 1,942 Re: Women are fucking insane Exhibit 1 for the prosecution: I was out and about last night, so the Mrs was in bed when I got home. She went in to work this morning and left this note on the kitchen table (punctuation intact): "The house should be cleaned when you get home. if it gets trashed before I get home I will be pissed off. because I'm tired of being the only one who cleans it. I'll be done at 2:00" Not particularly insane unless you realize that she went out with our friends Friday night while I stayed home with the kids. Then she slept in until 2 pm while I worked in the basement for hours on Saturday. I guess the hour or 2 of housework she did outweighs all of that. PS: right now I have my kids busy running over Pringles with their Big Wheels in the living room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com Report Today, 12:27 PM CM34P4IN Joined on 01-14-2005 Columbus/Burque Posts 333 Re: Women are fucking insane DanBehavingBadly wrote: PS: right now I have my kids busy running over Pringles with their Big Wheels in the living room. Correct response. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 12:29 PM Bored pt. 2 Joined on 03-15-2005 Austin, Texas Posts 609 Re: Women are fucking insane -RYAN- wrote: who is more insane?? the women who are already crazy or the men who put up with them?? Well, the men who put up with them, of course. But...eh, today I'm not putting up with it. Report Today, 12:29 PM spacehamster Joined on 08-03-2003 Zürich, Switzerland Posts 2,072 Re: Women are fucking insane I'm so staying out of this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- eyes see red - putting the shpadoinkle back in Death Metal since 1996. "There is nothing cool or impressive about drums that sound like a baby smacking a paper plate with a spoon." -Tara on Krisiun Report Today, 12:31 PM bloodybloodlicker Joined on 06-03-2004 Columbus OH Posts 1,680 Re: Women are fucking insane DanBehavingBadly wrote: PS: right now I have my kids busy running over Pringles with their Big Wheels in the living room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos. -- Hakim Bey, T.A.Z. Report Today, 12:32 PM HangingByAThread Joined on 08-10-2004 Youngstown, Ohio Posts 877 Re: Women are fucking insane the title of this thread made me think of The Mentors song. Report Today, 12:44 PM Bored pt. 2 Joined on 03-15-2005 Austin, Texas Posts 609 Re: Women are fucking insane spacehamster wrote: I'm so staying out of this. Man, when I was talking to the GF yesterday I was thinking of you and it made me laugh. What we put up with for just a little pussy, it's ridiculous. Report Today, 1:04 PM DanBehavingBadly Joined on 10-18-2002 Barberton, OH USA Posts 1,942 Re: Women are fucking insane Fucking br00tal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com Report Today, 1:18 PM spacehamster Joined on 08-03-2003 Zürich, Switzerland Posts 2,072 Re: Women are fucking insane Bored pt. 2 wrote: spacehamster wrote: I'm so staying out of this. Man, when I was talking to the GF yesterday I was thinking of you and it made me laugh. What we put up with for just a little pussy, it's ridiculous. Well, you... we... it's because... No. No, I'm staying out of this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- eyes see red - putting the shpadoinkle back in Death Metal since 1996. "There is nothing cool or impressive about drums that sound like a baby smacking a paper plate with a spoon." -Tara on Krisiun Report Today, 2:36 PM Tomas Cat Joined on 03-16-2005 Hicktown, GA Posts 47 Re: Women are fucking insane "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacuzzi? See, I knew you all was faggots!- Billy Ray Valentine Report Today, 2:39 PM Hephaestos Joined on 03-16-2005 Toronto Posts 62 Re: Women are fucking insane Tomas Cat wrote: "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde What does that homo know about women? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm too stupid to be able to use my old account. Report Today, 2:40 PM Father Of Lies Joined on 05-25-2002 Milwaukee, WI Posts 1,599 Re: Women are fucking insane What the hell is that purple thing on the floor? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 2:40 PM Hephaestos Joined on 03-16-2005 Toronto Posts 62 Re: Women are fucking insane Looks like a boobah. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm too stupid to be able to use my old account. Report Today, 2:45 PM Tomas Cat Joined on 03-16-2005 Hicktown, GA Posts 47 Re: Women are fucking insane Hephaestos wrote: Tomas Cat wrote: "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde What does that homo know about women? A lot, probably. Unlike heterosexual men like you and I?, his dick didn't do any of the thinking for him. Since he had no vested sexual interest in women, it probably induced a more objective, greater clarity of mind when relating to the opposite sex. Everyone knows that a hard dick aint got no conscience. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacuzzi? See, I knew you all was faggots!- Billy Ray Valentine Report Today, 3:42 PM BadReputation Joined on 03-06-2004 Buffalo, NY Posts 536 Re: Women are fucking insane Boobah's are crazy!! They look like nut sacks to me when the bounce up and down the PBS show. It is hypnotic! Report Today, 3:51 PM DanBehavingBadly Joined on 10-18-2002 Barberton, OH USA Posts 1,942 Re: Women are fucking insane BadReputation wrote: Boobah's are crazy!! They look like nut sacks to me when the bounce up and down the PBS show. It is hypnotic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com Report Today, 3:56 PM BadReputation Joined on 03-06-2004 Buffalo, NY Posts 536 Re: Women are fucking insane DanBehavingBadly wrote: BadReputation wrote: Boobah's are crazy!! They look like nut sacks to me when the bounce up and down the PBS show. It is hypnotic! That is a damn wonderful picture!!! I could stare at it forever!!!! Report Today, 3:59 PM Father Of Lies Joined on 05-25-2002 Milwaukee, WI Posts 1,599 Re: Women are fucking insane Those things look like megalopithicus's multicolored cock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 4:15 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: Women are fucking insane I had this same conversation with my friends yesterday. Women think it's cool that a guy plays guitar, or bass, or some other instrument, and it's part of what makes him attractive, but when they go out or get married, as soon as the guy gives any attention to his instrument, the woman gets annoyed and jealous. It's the damndest thing. Maybe it's because guys are raised from boyhood to pursue hobbies and we never abandon that. And little girls are taught that their hobbies are homemaking, becoming attractive to snare a mate, and things that revolve around family, so that when they finally do get a man and start a family, the man is PART of her hobby, and suddenly, his little hobbies that have nothing to do with homemaking, such as guitar or band, become an obstruction to hers. It's not always like this, but it often is. Enough to see a pattern. That's why a wife can demand that the house is cleaned while she barely does it herself--she's a taskmaster with the family as hobby. Don't dare fuck with that or you'll see the lioness. Report Today, 4:18 PM thirstycells Joined on 04-15-2004 ithaca, ny Posts 546 Re: Women are fucking insane its also guitar as extension of penis, and they hate that you might touch the damn thing when they're not around. Report Today, 4:31 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: Women are fucking insane thirstycells wrote: its also guitar as extension of penis, and they hate that you might touch the damn thing when they're not around. There's something enraging about a musical instrument that sets women off. Their ugly comes out and they can barely contain it. My exgirlfriend loved the fact that I was a musician, but if I didn't set down the guitar the moment she walked in, it was a threat to her, more than reading a book or typing on the computer is, because those things are largely mundane--making music is creativity and art, something bordering on the spiritual and magical to the non-musician, and it really sets off their jealousy. Now I know this isn't true in all cases, and it's sad that I have to dilute my observation in order to appease all the fuckheads here who will cry, "My girlfriend/wife likes it when I play my guitar," but EVERY single musician friend that I have goes through this. If you're sitting around the house, playing your guitar, it drives mates up the wall with frustration because they usually don't have anything like that to steal their time and they get hurt because the guy would rather lay hands on this thing than them. This is why I'm never going to move in with a woman or get married. If I don't have the freedom to do my hobbies and wrap myself in my passions, then life suddenly becomes less worth living. I don't see the abandonment of freedom in the pursuit of a new hobby, that of a relationship, very rewarding; I'm just not that type of person. When it comes down to playing my bass for a couple of hours, or watching my girlfriend's favorite tv shows with her every day, I'm going to triumphantly lift my bass to the heavens and summon a righteous bolt of lightening from Zeus' fingertips and divine it through my body and shoot it out and fry her while I scream something nonsensical in falsetto. I predict that three women posters here will respond to this and proclaim that they respect men who do what they want, that they are attracted to men with passions, and that they always let their men play their guitar. Maybe that's true, but odds are it isn't. You just fool yourselves. I would respect you way more if you just revealed the age old secret that women have been harboring...why in the holy fuck do you hate it when your man gives attention to his guitar? Just tell me and be done with it. I will protect you from the sisterhood's retribution and give you safe harbor in the meadhall of men. Report Today, 4:38 PM thirstycells Joined on 04-15-2004 ithaca, ny Posts 546 Re: Women are fucking insane hear, hear! Report Today, 4:44 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: Women are fucking insane Zeus' thunderbolt crackles poised above you, women; dare not tell a lie! Out with it! Report Today, 4:47 PM bloodybloodlicker Joined on 06-03-2004 Columbus OH Posts 1,680 Re: Women are fucking insane I bought my ex- a pedal for his guitar, which he quickly pawned for alcohol and drugs. I tried to get him to play for me, which he did sometimes, but I wanted him to do it more. I'm a weirdo, I guess. But maybe the difference is that he was more passionate about his addictions than he was about music. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos. -- Hakim Bey, T.A.Z. Report Today, 4:52 PM CM34P4IN Joined on 01-14-2005 Columbus/Burque Posts 333 Re: Women are fucking insane KRB, I think I know what you are talking about. My girlfriend will be in the room, and it's as if I'm expected to entertain her, but instead, I just want to play fucking half life. And she will bug me until I turn it off. "Come sit with meeeee", "Come spend some tiiiiime with me", or the stupidest question in existence, "Whatcha doooing?" even though it it clear that I am trying to evade zombies by blasting them with a gravity gun, and I don't have time to devote to my whiny primadonna girlfriend! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 4:53 PM Rah Joined on 03-20-2005 Posts 35 Re: Women are fucking insane No shit. Report Today, 4:58 PM Thel Joined on 08-24-2004 Leutha Posts 125 Re: Women are fucking insane I hate you!! Hold me... Report Page 1 of 4 (94 items) 1 2 3 4 » Relapse Records » Relapse Bulleti... » Relapse Records » Women are fucking insane (please select) Forums Home |- Search Forums |- Active Topics |- Unanswered Posts User Options |- Sign In |- Create a New Account |- Forgot Password Relapse Bulletin Board |- Relapse Records |- Release Entertainment |- Classifieds |
| 03rd April 2005 - 08:29:39 PM |
| 13016 : Report |
| this board reeks of despair and desperation. Started by fallbacktostone at 04-03-2005 2:46 PM. Topic has 25 replies. Relapse Records » Relapse Bulleti... » Relapse Records » this board reeks of despair and desperation. Search Today, 2:46 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 this board reeks of despair and desperation. it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. Report Today, 2:52 PM spacehamster Joined on 08-03-2003 Zürich, Switzerland Posts 2,072 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. I'm sorry, we already have a Robert. He doesn't really post here anymore, but you're still not supplanting him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- eyes see red - putting the shpadoinkle back in Death Metal since 1996. "There is nothing cool or impressive about drums that sound like a baby smacking a paper plate with a spoon." -Tara on Krisiun Report Today, 2:59 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. im kind of glad i dont see your logic there Report Today, 3:02 PM MPD Joined on 08-15-2002 Russian America Posts 99 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. fallbacktostone wrote: im kind of glad i dont see your logic there eh, what's to expect, he's just another chatty grasper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why do you always make Miles Davis slap you?" - Miles Davis Report Today, 3:02 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 6:29 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. 'expect' might be too strong a word. Report Today, 6:49 PM 1989 Ultimate riley-o Joined on 10-11-2002 Inside Crystal Mountain Posts 592 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. spacehamster wrote: I'm sorry, we already have a Robert. He doesn't really post here anymore, but you're still not supplanting him. Way off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that's where he gets his power from, those ropes Report Today, 6:53 PM Reverend Shitgulp Joined on 05-30-2003 I like waffle fries Posts 800 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. You two are way above it, of course. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reading your posts is like gargling vomit. -a reliable source Report Today, 6:54 PM bloodybloodlicker Joined on 06-03-2004 Columbus OH Posts 1,680 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. I can't believe how bad it is either. It is really, incredibly sad and pathetic. I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. It really is depressing to watch. And they think they have everything all figured out... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos. -- Hakim Bey, T.A.Z. Report Today, 7:01 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. i feel bad now. i thought i was comiserating a little.. Report Today, 7:36 PM cold shape Joined on 11-01-2004 California Posts 506 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Their over-excitement for this upcoming MDF thing, tickling each other's ego = HOOP DREAMS Report Today, 7:37 PM Eight Bit Alien Joined on 02-06-2004 Posts 763 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. bloodybloodlicker wrote: noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. I can't believe how bad it is either. It is really, incredibly sad and pathetic. I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. It really is depressing to watch. And they think they have everything all figured out... It's really not worth dwelling on. Things like that need to be learned firsthand, I believe - you can't really explain it to someone and expect them to understand. Generally I find that people get burnt on the oppositte sex due to lack of interaction rather than bad experiences, ya know? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 7:54 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. It's no different here than it's been in the past. There have always been guys like me waxing ignorant on topics they don't understand. That's the internet for you. How can any of you even feign surprise when nothing's changed? Report Today, 8:01 PM Thel Joined on 08-24-2004 Leutha Posts 126 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. Report Today, 8:06 PM Reverend Shitgulp Joined on 05-30-2003 I like waffle fries Posts 800 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Thel wrote: Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. I think we're coming closer to a realization. dumbdumbdumb I know. People want to understand less than they used to. It's probably just me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reading your posts is like gargling vomit. -a reliable source Report Today, 8:07 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Thel wrote: Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. The ultimate freedoms of personal interaction, and the repercussions of that responsibility, have caused anguish and paralysis in us all. I mean, is it noble, at least, to TRY and understand someone, despite the fact that we never can? All I know is that pizza makes me happier than anything. I'm holding to that. Report Today, 8:53 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. bloodybloodlicker wrote: I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. http://206.225.86.190/cs/forums/1555470/ShowPost.aspx Sheesh, haven't you learned anything? NO SUCH ATTITUDE MISSY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 8:59 PM the almighty Eminent Scum Joined on 10-05-2003 Niagara Falls, Canada Posts 883 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1952541 Report Today, 9:01 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. the almighty Eminent Scum wrote: What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 9:02 PM ratanda Joined on 08-02-2003 Hotlanta Posts 475 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. You forgot Putrefaction. I'm not the only one who thought of that am I? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amoebic Dysentery Report Today, 9:03 PM CHUFFED beyond necropsy Joined on 11-18-2003 raging in hell Posts 672 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. the almighty Eminent Scum wrote: What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? Don't give up hope. There's good pizza out there just waiting for you. Just look at the bad ones as learning experiences. Report Today, 9:03 PM Thel Joined on 08-24-2004 Leutha Posts 126 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Then you blame it on a lack of communication between you and the pizza people... but never on the pie. Report Today, 9:04 PM nogoretogrind Joined on 04-29-2003 Posts 1,177 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. pizza rarely sucks. i have found that to be more and more true with time. Where did you get this sucky pizza? i'll try it myself and be the judge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you're done. Report Today, 9:11 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Sucky pizza? Where? I'll get to the bottom of this. Pizza is the only mimetically perfect form; it actually IS god's mind, the perfect image of food, as you eat it and not a form removed. Pizza can heal the world if people would only let it. Report Today, 9:14 PM the almighty Eminent Scum Joined on 10-05-2003 Niagara Falls, Canada Posts 883 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. It was from a place called Joey's Pizza... Usually Mom & Pop places are the best, last night wasn't the case...Hell, I bet a Joey doesn't even own it! I think I'm on a bad take-out weekend...Friday we went out to dinner, and the food was sub-par... And Sat., night the pie sucked...My gf's nephew (6y/o) ate 5 slices though, then had nightmares about the vampire on Scobby-Doo... "Damn kids..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1952541 Report Today, 9:24 PM Bored pt. 2 Joined on 03-15-2005 Austin, Texas Posts 612 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. All I know is that pizza makes me happier than anything. I'm holding to that. No shit, dude. Pizza is where it's at. Report Relapse Records » Relapse Bulleti... » Relapse Records » this board reeks of despair and desperation |
| 03rd April 2005 - 09:56:00 PM |
| 13017 : Belding\'s taint |
| Screech, come and lick me right now. |
| 03rd April 2005 - 10:41:33 PM |
| 13018 : Blutoe, Biggest Ass Ever |
| Man, you want to do something awesome and cause a pack of little Dustin turds to freak out? then go to this site and join the club....YEH, Glass walks on water, not like Dustin who walks on shit...HAVE FUN!!! and get ready for some flying turds! http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/Philip_Glass/ |
| 04th April 2005 - 08:33:38 AM |
| 13019 : |
| screech, remember the episode where you sold your own spaghetti sauce? remember when mr. belding came out with his own private label sphaghetti sauce? remember when the secret ingredient of his spaghetti sauce was his jizz? Remember how he collected his sperm by holding a jar under your butthole after he had buttsex with you? |
| 04th April 2005 - 11:58:08 AM |
| 13020 : |
| Screech, come to my office and drill my ass |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:22:01 PM |
| 13021 : Dustin Forton |
| hey fuck slut you think you could use my name? am I gonna have to get my dunkle to fuck u up? Im the only double DD this side of the mississippi understand? Albert Lea 4 LIFE... cunt rag |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:32:08 PM |
| 13022 : Neil Diamonds Secret Gay Lover |
| Hi guys, I just wanted to let you all know that Dustin Diamond and Neil Diamond are in no way related. I've had several sexual encounters with both and have had the chance to ask them. Neil has expressed an interest in a night with Dustin and Dustin feels the same way. I am going to get them together only if I can join in the fun. Neil is the best rimmer around and Dustin can fuck a pretty good ass considering he's only 4 inches when hard. |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:58:21 PM |
| 13023 : Mr. Powers |
| Hiya son! Remember the Christmas when Santa came down your chimney? And by chimney I mean throat? And by Santa I mean me? Ho boy, that sure was one to remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:09:34 PM |
| 13024 : Cheesy Balls |
| Goldberg/Steinberg/Zoidberg/whatever, please exercise your powers of moderation and delete the posts made by retards who think it's funny to spam this fine guestbook with complete shit. It's hard to jack off to the erotic posts contained herein when you have to wade through porn site ads, global protest poetry or shit that some worthless cunt has copy & pasted from the Relapse Records forums. Why the fuck do people do this?? |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:19:43 PM |
| 13025 : |
| http://www.spacejunk.org/review.php?ID=218 Gary 23-Jul-04 1:17am Man, screech sucks at standup, Screech sucked more balls than jenna jameson in a hundred person orgy. Screech should be teabagged and left for dead on the side of the road. |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM |
| 13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated? Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:02:04 PM |
| 13027 : |
| Dustin have you ever used a kosher pickle as a butt plug? I'd eat it after you used one. You should consider fucking yourself with pickles and selling them to all your queer fans to enjoy your musk. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:33:26 PM |
| 13028 : |
| Dear Dustin, I wanna fuck you in the ass. Then I want you to lick my cock clean afterwards so that you can taste the flavor of your own feces because we know that the taste of shit mixed with blood from all of the rectal tearing that my huge rock-hard ass-reaming fuckstick will cause when I ram it up your shit-chute really turns you on. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:43:15 PM |
| 13029 : |
| 13028 - your post is highly erotic and makes me want to rub my own shit over my body as I masturbate and leave my love graffiti all over the computer screen. |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:15:54 PM |
| 13030 : |
| YOU GODDAMMNED, FAGGOT-FUCKIN', SHIT-SUCKING ASS-LICK!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:44:03 PM |
| 13031 : |
| i want to lick your taint |