| 04th April 2005 - 08:33:38 AM |
| 13019 : |
| screech, remember the episode where you sold your own spaghetti sauce? remember when mr. belding came out with his own private label sphaghetti sauce? remember when the secret ingredient of his spaghetti sauce was his jizz? Remember how he collected his sperm by holding a jar under your butthole after he had buttsex with you? |
| 04th April 2005 - 11:58:08 AM |
| 13020 : |
| Screech, come to my office and drill my ass |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:22:01 PM |
| 13021 : Dustin Forton |
| hey fuck slut you think you could use my name? am I gonna have to get my dunkle to fuck u up? Im the only double DD this side of the mississippi understand? Albert Lea 4 LIFE... cunt rag |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:32:08 PM |
| 13022 : Neil Diamonds Secret Gay Lover |
| Hi guys, I just wanted to let you all know that Dustin Diamond and Neil Diamond are in no way related. I've had several sexual encounters with both and have had the chance to ask them. Neil has expressed an interest in a night with Dustin and Dustin feels the same way. I am going to get them together only if I can join in the fun. Neil is the best rimmer around and Dustin can fuck a pretty good ass considering he's only 4 inches when hard. |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:58:21 PM |
| 13023 : Mr. Powers |
| Hiya son! Remember the Christmas when Santa came down your chimney? And by chimney I mean throat? And by Santa I mean me? Ho boy, that sure was one to remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:09:34 PM |
| 13024 : Cheesy Balls |
| Goldberg/Steinberg/Zoidberg/whatever, please exercise your powers of moderation and delete the posts made by retards who think it's funny to spam this fine guestbook with complete shit. It's hard to jack off to the erotic posts contained herein when you have to wade through porn site ads, global protest poetry or shit that some worthless cunt has copy & pasted from the Relapse Records forums. Why the fuck do people do this?? |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:19:43 PM |
| 13025 : |
| http://www.spacejunk.org/review.php?ID=218 Gary 23-Jul-04 1:17am Man, screech sucks at standup, Screech sucked more balls than jenna jameson in a hundred person orgy. Screech should be teabagged and left for dead on the side of the road. |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM |
| 13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated? Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:02:04 PM |
| 13027 : |
| Dustin have you ever used a kosher pickle as a butt plug? I'd eat it after you used one. You should consider fucking yourself with pickles and selling them to all your queer fans to enjoy your musk. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:33:26 PM |
| 13028 : |
| Dear Dustin, I wanna fuck you in the ass. Then I want you to lick my cock clean afterwards so that you can taste the flavor of your own feces because we know that the taste of shit mixed with blood from all of the rectal tearing that my huge rock-hard ass-reaming fuckstick will cause when I ram it up your shit-chute really turns you on. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:43:15 PM |
| 13029 : |
| 13028 - your post is highly erotic and makes me want to rub my own shit over my body as I masturbate and leave my love graffiti all over the computer screen. |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:15:54 PM |
| 13030 : |
| YOU GODDAMMNED, FAGGOT-FUCKIN', SHIT-SUCKING ASS-LICK!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:44:03 PM |
| 13031 : |
| i want to lick your taint |
| 04th April 2005 - 05:28:15 PM |
| 13032 : |
| dustin please drink my watery sweet corn-kernal infested diorria... thats it, lap it up good you smarmy little faggit you know that u wont to lick my ass juices and drink my piss and semen. EAT SHIT AND DIE NIGER |
| 04th April 2005 - 06:03:20 PM |
| 13033 : Shrimper |
| Geez you fuckers think you know and have seen everything...well, here's the guy who has all of the filth on DUSTY DUSTIN NUMB NUTS. Where this guy got this shit is beyond me, I got stuff (pics) to blow your rods. THE MAN.... aryan.omid@ntlworld.com |
| 04th April 2005 - 08:07:38 PM |
| 13034 : |
| I WANNA FILL UP YOUR TIGHT PUCKERED ASSHOLE WITH MY WHITE-HOT CUM AND THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH (I'LL UNLEASH A GOOEY SPRAY OF DIARREAH JUST FOR YOU! tHEN I'LL KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FACE IN, YOU SHIT-LICKIN' ASSWIPE!!! HITOSHI NEED FUCKIE SUCKIE BANG BANG!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 09:27:42 PM |
| 13035 : Craig T. Nelson |
| Hey Dustin its Craig from the hit show Coach. I've got an idea I'm gonna pitch to New Line Cinema. Basicly I revive my old role as Coach and you play a retarded homosexual with an arm like a cannon named Phillip. But here's the kicker, you can't play football worth a damn because retards can't play. So when you make a mistake I "coach" you by fucking your asshole to the point of major rectal tearing. And throughout the movie I do this repeatedly and you never get better because your character is a fucking mongoloid. And because you're such a mongo you never tell anybody about it. I guaran-damn-tee you it'll boost my popularity again. But don't worry, it'll never help yours because everybody knows you truly are a fucking gay jewish re-re. |
| 04th April 2005 - 11:07:06 PM |
| 13036 : A.C. Slater |
| ¡Screech, voy a comer algunos burritos grasientos y después a tomar una mierda enorme en su boca! ¡Su asno es el mÃo, usted faggot el coger!!! ¡México está demandando a su asshole!!!! |
| 05th April 2005 - 12:26:14 AM |
| 13037 : Dner |
| Hey Dustin, as you may or may not know, Dner here is a big fan of yours. I've got a tattoo of you on his crotch. Your chin is my balls and your nose is my dick. And my pubes are your fro. When I gets hard I always always yell out "SCREECHES JEW NOSE IS SNIFFIN' OUT SOME BOOTY!!" And then I of course go down to vasaline alley and look for a young boy that looks kind of like you. As you know, I usually find you down there but sometimes I have to settle for less. Well I just let out my wanker war cry so you know what that means. Thats right, I've just downed a bottle of laxatives and I'm heading down to vasaline alley to shit all over your face. Then of course I'm gonna "snort" up your shit chute with you "nose." LATER BRO BRO! |
| 05th April 2005 - 12:56:07 AM |
| 13038 : A.C. Slater |
| ¡Screech, deseo al fart en su boca y urinate en su cabeza!!!! ¡Perra!!! |