| 11th May 2005 - 01:41:07 AM |
| 13485 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Slater tripped you during a basketball game you were playing in gym class at Bayside? Remember when you told the teacher what had happened and Slater was sent to Mr. Belding's office? Remember when Mr. Belding called you down to his office and you thought he was going to ask about the incident so that he could document everything before suspending Slater? Remember when you walked into Mr. Belding's office and Slater jumped out from behind the door and punched you in the chin? Remember when MR. Belding stood up and you saw that he was naked and stroking his schlong while watching Slater beat your ass? Remember when Slater kepting punching you in the chest and ribs? Remember when he tore off your now-bloody Zubaz and had unprotected buttsex with you? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over and blew his load in your 'fro? Remember when MR. Belding kicked you in the head and you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when an ambulance was called and you went to the hospital? Remember when Zack and Slater visited you after you came out of your coma? Remember how you were on an IV drip? Remember when Slater used medical tape to tape your hands together? Remember when you thought (and hoped) he was doing this so that he could have kinky gay sex with you? Remmeber when he yanked off the IV bag and took into the bathroom and took a runny shit in it? Remember when he came back out and hooked up the bag of his shit to the IV drip? Remember when you got blood poisoning and almost died? Remember when you went into another coma and permanently lost 25% of your brain's mental capacity? Slater sure got you good that time! |
| 11th May 2005 - 03:25:43 AM |
| 13486 : |
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| 11th May 2005 - 04:37:01 AM |
| 13487 : lily |
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| 11th May 2005 - 09:30:07 AM |
| 13489 : poop |
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| 11th May 2005 - 11:22:07 AM |
| 13490 : Independent tv team m.m. |
| Justice weared unfair and incredible dummy figures///Justice BETRAYAL ** Turkish language version ** - 'Çocuðunuz öldüðü için kazançlýsýnýz!' Ayaz Ailesi'nin, otobüsün çarpýp öldürdüðü oðullarý için açtýðý tazminat davasýnýn bilirkiþi raporunda 'Çocuðun ölmesi, aileyi masraftan kurtardý' denildi. Diyarbakýr Bismil'de yolcu otobüsünün çarpmasý sonucu ölen 8 yaþýndaki Meki Ayaz'ýn ailesinin açtýðý tazminat davasý, bilirkiþinin verdiði raporla 'enteresan' bir hal aldý. Bilirkiþi raporlarýnda, çocuklarý ölen Ayaz Ailesi'nin 'aslýnda kazançlý' olduðu öne sürüldü; ailenin avukatý Kenan Ceylan, bilirkiþiler hakkýnda suç duyurusunda bulunacaðýný söyledi. Þoför yüzde 75 kusurlu Bismil Köseli köyünden geçen karayolunda 23 Nisan 2003'te meydana gelen kaza sonucu, Öz Batmanlýlar firmasýna ait 73 AH 554 plakalý otobüsün çarptýðý ilköðretim 2. sýnýf öðrencisi Meki Ayaz yaþamýný yitirdi. Otobüs sürücüsü yüzde 75, Ayaz yüzde 25 kusurlu bulundu. Baba Medeni Ayaz 4.5 milyar lira tazminat talebinde bulundu. Ancak otobüsü sigorta yapan þirket ödemeyi yapmayýnca, aile Bismil Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi'nde geçen yýl tazminat davasý açtý. Ýlk duruþmada dosya, bilirkiþi incelemesi için Ankara 25. Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi'ne gönderildi. Bilirkiþi olarak atanan Avukat Sema Güleç'in hazýrladýðý raporda, Ayaz Ailesi'nin çocuðunu büyütmek için 55 milyar 926 milyon 240 bin 197 lira masraf yapacaðý, buna karþýlýk çocuðun 18 yaþýndan sonra annesi ve babasýna katkýsýnýn 13 milyar 234 milyon 447 bin 990 lira olacaðý kaydedildi. Rapordaki gerekçede þu gibi ifadeler yer aldý: "Yörenin ve ailenin sosyal konumu gereði çocuðun üniversite eðitimi almayýp 18 yaþýndan sonra çalýþmaya baþlayacaðý kabul edilecektir", "Nüfus kaydýna göre, Meki 1995 doðumlu olup olay tarihinde 8 yaþýndadýr. Kalan ömrü 55 yýl 10 ay 3 gün, muhtemel ömür sonu 2058 yýlýdýr", "18 yaþýný doldurduðunda çalýþmaya baþlayacak, 20 yaþýnda askere gidecek, askerlik dönüþü 2 yýl evlenmeyecek, daha sonra evlenerek aileye destek oraný azalacaktýr" ifadeleri yer aldý. Raporda, Ayaz'ýn ölmesiyle ailenin 42 milyar 691 milyon 792 bin 207 lira masraftan kurtulduðu vurgulandý. '39 bin YTL'den kurtuldunuz' Ceylan'ýn itirazý üzerine 2. Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi'nce görevlendirilen Avukat Nurdane Kara da, Ayaz Ailesi'nin çocuðunu yetiþtirmek için 54 milyar 528 milyon 284 bin 230 lira harcayacaðýný, çocuðun 18 yaþýndan sonraki kazancýnýn 15 milyar 437 milyon 200 bin 397 lira olacaðýný, ailenin 39 milyar 91 milyon 83 bin 833 liradan kurtulduðunu vurguladý. Kara, "Destekten yoksun kalma tazminat alacaðýnýn olmadýðý" ifadesine de yer verildi. Bismil Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi, gelen 2 rapor doðrultusunda 18 Mayýs'ta tazminat talebiyle ilgili kararýný verecek. ** - Belgeselimizin ayrý bir versionunu yayýna koyuyoruz þimdi... - Ýzleyelim!.. - Diyarbakýr’da trafik kazasýnda ölen 8 yaþýndaki Meki Ayaz’ýn ailesinin açtýðý davada, "tazminata gerek olmadýðý" yönündeki ikinci bilirkiþi raporunu hazýrlayan Avukat giysisine nasýlsa girmiþ bir utanmaz yaratýk olan Nurdane Kara, edepsizliðine ve duayrsýzlýðýna katký yapan bir basýn toplantýsý düzenledi; tepkilere aldýrmadan raporu savundu. Bunun, "destekten yoksun kalma tazminatý" olduðunu, ölen çocuk için bir bedel tayin edilmediðini vurgulayan Kara, "Raporumuzun arkasýndayýz" dedi. Ankara 2’nci Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi tarafýndan bilirkiþi olarak atanan Avukat Kara, hazýrladýðý raporun sonuna kadar arkasýnda olduðunu ifade etti. "BÝZ ÖLEN ÇOCUK ÝÇÝN BEDEL TAYÝP ETMÝYORUZ" Kendilerinden istenen raporun "destekten yoksun kalma tazminatý" konusuyla ilgili olduðuna dikkat çeken Kara, raporu dosya içeriði ve Yargýtay kararlarý doðrultusunda hazýrladýklarýný kaydetti. "Bizim keyfi davranýþta bulunma imkanýmýz var mýdýr? Bize verilen görev; dosya içeriðine göre, raporun tanzimidir" diyen Kara, raporu hazýrlama sürecine iliþkin þu bilgileri verdi: "Benim raporumda çocuðun ’18 yaþýnda gelir elde etmeye baþlayacaðý’ kabul edilmiþtir. 18 yaþýndan önce bu çocuðun gelir elde etmesi mümkün deðildir. 8 yaþýndaki çocuðun, ’18 yaþýndan sonra asgari ücretten gelir elde edeceðini’ kabul ediyoruz. Anne ve babanýn yaptýðý yetiþtirme giderlerinin tenzili sonucunda ’destekten yoksun kalma tazminat alacaðý’ olup olmadýðýný hesaplýyoruz. Yargýtay’ýn uygulamamýz için öngördüðü ’yaþam tablosunda’ yer alan yaþam sürelerini dikkate alarak, yaþam süresini belirliyoruz. 8 yaþýnda vefat eden çocuðun ’55 sene baki ömrünün olduðu’ bu tablodan tespit edilmiþtir. Biz ölen çocuk için bir bedel tayin etmiyoruz. Bizim hesapladýðýmýz olay destekten yoksun kalma tazminatýdýr. Bunun haricinde mahkemenin yetkisinde olan manevi tazminat taktiri vardýr. Bizim raporumuzda verilen ortadadýr. Tamamýyla Yargýtay’ýn öngördüðü tablolar esas alýnarak hesap alýnmýþtýr, hesaplandýktan sonra anne ve babanýn geliri dikkate alýnarak yetiþtirme gideri indirimi yapýlmýþtýr." Destekten yoksun kalma tazminatýnýn farklý bir hukuki kavram olduðuna dikkat çeken Avukat Kara, bu tazminatýn hesabýnýn ise Yargýtay’ýn belli görüþleri doðrultusunda yapýldýðýný kaydetti. Kara, "Çocuðunu kaybeden ailenin tabi ki kaybý vardýr" derken, annenin, babanýn gelirinde deðiþiklik olduðunda; annenin, babanýn ve çocuðun yaþý deðiþtiðinde verilerin de deðiþtiðini ifade etti. Kazada otobüsün yüzde 75 kusurlu bulunduðu ve firmanýn sigorta þirketinin çocuðun ailesine ödemesi gereken tazminat konusunda bilirkiþinin beyanýna baþvurulup baþvurulmadýðý yönündeki bir soruyu da yanýtlayan Kara, bu tazminata iliþkin kararý mahkemenin verdiðini kaydetti. "POLEMÝÐE MALZEME OLMAK ÝSTEMÝYORUM" Nurdane Kara, bilirkiþi olarak çok ciddi emek harcayarak bu bilgilere ulaþtýklarýný belirterek, "Uzun süredir bu görevi yapýyorum. Devam etmekte olan dosya için polemik yaratmak amacýyla kullanýlmak istemiyorum. Hukukçu olarak raporumuzun sonuna kadar arkasýndayýz. Polemiðe malzeme olmak istemiyorum" dedi. - Sir; "Ankara 2’nci Asliye Hukuk Mahkemesi tarafýndan bilirkiþi olarak atanan Avukat Kara", diyorsun da acaba bu alný kara 2. derecede kalmýþ yargýlýðýn basiretsizliðine ne diyorsun? - Ne bakýmdan? - Yahu, bu adamlar, taþ arabasý yüklenmekte kullanýlan katýrlar deðil ki... Yargýç bunlar, yargýçlar!... Bir uzmöan bulamamýþlar da koskoca ülkede, gide gide bir ororspu mu bulabilmiþler? - Bir iliþkileri var ki onu seçip görevlendirmiþler... - Bilirim ben o çeþniden iliþkileri... Kimse ksusura bakmasýn fakat bu Karabeyin orospusuna bilirkiþi diyenin de, atayanýn da, hazýrladýðý alaycýlýk karalamasýna rapor diyenin de taaa yedi kuþaðýný sikeyim!.. - Sövüyorsunuz?! - Hayýr; "fikir beyaný" diyorlar buna, bu tipler kendi aralarýnda... Bu karaktersiz orospu çocuðu sürü mensuplarýnýn anladýðý dil, böyle bir dildir... Bu utanmaz resmi kýlýflý aslaklar, insancýllýktan, ince sözcüklerden, duyarlýlýktan, duyunçtan falan anlamaz... Yakaladýn mý, eþþek yerine sikeceksin; o zaman bir tepki verdiklerine tanýk olabilirsin... Bak þimdi, örneðin bu sahte bilirkiþi, neydi orospunun adý? - Kara avukat... - Ýþte bu karagöt baþladý tepki vermeðe... Biraz daha yüksek perdeden bunlarýn gerçek adlarýný haykýralým, bak daha ne boyalara giriyorlar, neler gerçekleþtiriyorlar; þaþarsýn... - Ýzleyelim; görelim!.. ** - iki yýl önce tanýdým Nurdane KRA'yý; paragöz, Ankara'da çalýþýyordu... - Bentderesi'nde mi? - Yok; daha yaðlý bir yerde; icra avukatý olarak haciz ambarlarýnda... Arsýzlýðý ve paraya doymazlýðýyla bu edepsiz karý, o zaman ilk kez klip olmuþtu... - Ýzleyelim! - ANAP otobüsüne Nurdane KARA'dan "rüþvet yoluyla" haciz uygulamasý... Türkiye'nin siyasi tarihinde bir döneme imzasýný atan ANAP'ýn seçim otobüsü, partiden alacaklarýný tahsil edemeyen çaycýlarýn vekili Nurdane KARA adýnda þamatacý çýðýrtkan bir kadýn tarafýndan haczedildi. Haksýz yere iþten çýkartýldýklarýný savunan Mehmet Albay, Ýbrahim Ertaþ, Tahsin Düzenli, Sadýk Tatlýpýnar, Hüseyin Tanrýverdi adlý çaycýlar, Ankara 4. Ýþ Mahkemesi'nde açtýklarý davadan 35 milyar lira kazandýlar. Ýþçilerin avukatý Nurdane Kara, parayý tahsil etmek için ANAP Genel Merkesi'ne gitti. Bu sýrada Ali Talip Özdemir ile devir teslim töreninde bulunan yeni Genel Baþkan Nesrin Nas, tahsil için bekleyen avukata ‘‘Kasada para yok fakat alacaðý fazlasýyla karþýlamaða yeterli bolca taþýnýr deðerlerimiz var; yediemin gösteriniz, verelim’’ yanýtý gönderdi. Avukat Kara da bunun üzerine icra memurlarýna, kapýnýn önünde duran ANAP'ýn seçim otobüsünü haczetmelerini buyurdu. Ýcra görevlileri tereddüt edince onlarý yemeðe götürdü ve yemekten sonra yarýsý zil zurna sarhoþ gelen görevliler, komediyi tammaladýlar; otobüsü baðladýlar... Daha sonra ayýlan memurlardan birinin "bana az verdin" diye yakýnmasý üzerine rüþvet skandalý açýða çýktý... Utanmaz Nurdane KARA, "O ayrý birþey, haciz ayrý... Kanýtlayýn kolaysa!", diye piþkin piþkin baðýrarak gazetecilere saldýrdý; çantasýyla vurup kameramanlardan birini yaraladý. ** - Ýzleyicilerin önerilerini alalým! - Var mýsýn?!.. Sen de katýl bu duyarlýlýk zincirine; düþünce sergileyen sitelere; yani, There are a lot of site/links already discuss on above subjects and related scandals, mostly in Turkish language, for example; Plunderers’ paradise Scandinavia: http://www.kznpp.org/forum/stm.php?ver=bg&f=13&t=56 Let’s listen to the Okanagan Musicians: http://okanaganmusic.com/talkshop/okanaganmusic/messages/11.html Yugoslavians against fraud: http://www.chicagoserbs.com/forum/invboard/index.php?s=509adb92a6a8608f64f76024fd1ed266&showtopic=46 Swedish/Evangeli-zion weapon markets and criminal collaborators like Nedim D.: http://www.investigatemagazine.com/_NEWSTALK/00001adf.htm Nobel-shurks’ committee supported thieves: http://www.christopherlydon.org/viewtopic.php?topic=2123&forum=10 Saami people (LAponians) accuse the thieves: http://pub45.bravenet.com/forum/3782049108/fetch/108504/ Alpha group discuss on Swedish/Evangelian thieves, specially on the Nobel-masked criminals: http://www.alphapatriot.com/home/archives/2003/10/26/quote_of_the_day.php Center Party followers been troubled on the “Librarian/culture” etc. labelled betray: http://debatt.passagen.se/show.fcgi?category=3500000000000014&conference=10500000000000267&posting=19500000001984745 BILDERBERG&WALLENBERG system creates the cloakrats like Neo-Zion Nedim clan members: http://www.drizzten.com/blargchives/000111.html Zazaki in Germania talking on the fake foundations of USraeli Mafia: http://gb.felice.de/cgi-bin/gb/multigb.cgi?gb=59511 NRW, NorthRein Westfalia – Germania, informs on the most freak betrayers: http://f25.parsimony.net/forum63824/messages/575.htm VandenBroeck-Holand: http://www.webdonline.com/fr/services/forums/message.asp?id=227509&msgid=2980803 Intellectuals are talking on the imported criminals: http://spiritbooks.thesitefights.com/cgi-bin/gbview.cgi/32619?owner=Hamdi Bulgaria talks on the criminal parasites of Capitalist system: http://www.capital.bg/forum/index.php?page=myexpand&discussion=56&message=36624 Syria asked on corruption: http://www.network54.com/Forum/message?forumid=50446&messageid=1002378273 Christian&Muslim solidarity against corruption: http://members.lycos.nl/zangelo/newpage6.html Dersim initiative: http://www.dersim-insiyatifi.com/forum/messages/402.html Schaman Cosmos struggle against the Jew World Order: http://www.creationcenter.com/boards/cosmos/messages/312.html JOKER&ASSASSIN STORIES of Crew Members of SAS: http://www.crewmembers.com/flying/wwwboard/messages/527.html Free Speech forum and a brand new subject: http://site.nissr.com/zeino/forum/index.cgi?board=general&action=post&num=1007036493"e=3&title=Post+reply&start=0 Western Capitalism`s Evangelic-Zioni-Fascist provocators in action and still donate the collaborative lobbies in Ukraine against the oppressed people, any figures of such instruments, here, Nedim DAGDEVIREN professional thief from USrael/Tel Aviv-Srockholm, Barbara Törnquist Plewa (professor, Lund), Lars Steensland (Lund), Eugene Schoulgin (International PEN club, Sweden), Mikael Sandberg (Halmstad University, Sweden), Johnny Rodin (PhD student, Sweden), Leonard Neuger (Stockholm University, Sweden), Janusz Korek (University College of South Stockholm, Södertörn-Huddinge, Sweden), Annika Eliasson (Lund University), Anna Ekberg (Södertörn highschool, Huddinge, Sweden), Terry Carlbom (International PEN club, Sweden), Gunnel Arbin (Journalist, Sweden), (Attention: all these profiles are close friends and well-organized, collaborated criminals, who always betrayed SIDA etc., means these are a collaborated gangster league and licking the blood of poor people) The doggies of same owner, barking all together against the same target, like usually character of such instruments: http://www.zmi.kiev.ua/content/view/1531/ Schleswig-Holstein: http://www.tgsh.de/cgi-bin/forum/tgshforum_index.cgi?readmes&10 WebSamba: http://freehost04.websamba.com/dusun/dusun/deft/DEFTER5.ASP?u_action=display&u_log=28 Lobby-network against immigrants: http://www.midicity.com/wsma/bbs/messages/116.html Therese RAJANIEMI witnessed: http://www.windsofchange.net/archives/003374.php Fredrik BENDTZ struggle against the imported pedophile neo-zioni-Kurd criminals: http://users.cgiforme.com/fbendz/messages/714.html Kurdistan forum administration discuss on the Neo-Nedim affairs: http://f27.parsimony.net/forum66647/messages/20884.htm Protest: http://www.topsitelists.com/mboard/?user=protest&area=start&num=13846 Persepolis Persian revolutionary document centre: http://www.persepolis.com/programs/discussions/article.asp?Id=2696&SiteID=&TableName=History Joe JACKSON&Black BETSY expose that the Kurdish people been betrayed by ZioniFascists in the EU: http://www.blackbetsy.com/wwwboard/messages/1362.htm Cina&Archie 1, archived the enemies of human-being: http://books.dreambook.com/cina01/archie.html IMC-newswire, IndyMedia group talks on the evidences of NOBEL prize masked Zionist provocation: http://indymedia.se/newswire/display/47558/index.php Notebook of Jeff contains the neo-zioni-fascist activity for example: www.jeffooi.com/archives/2003/10/notebook_not_al.php Hamburg-exiles’ magazine Köxuz: http://www.forumromanum.de/member/forum/forum-user_43201-std_tindex-2---.html ZIONISM (JEWISH FASCISM)&FINANCIAL LOBBIES' CONNECTION: http://www4u.search.bg/forum/read.php?f=11&i=105&t=105 Czechia-Prag intellectuals exposed Jewish Imperialism’s true face: http://www.ad1.cz/go/forum/read.asp?all=yes&id=598&from=45 Pravda-Russia talks on the Jewish fraud industry: http://www.forum.msk.ru/files/021011003521.gb.html Corrupted VIP-Flying judges of Scandinavia: http://www.runningnetwork.com/messageboard/messages/1427.html American democratic veterans comment on the Massacre on Balkan: http://www.usndemvet.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=1026 Middle East Media exposed the Plunderers who still destroy and looting the oppressed peoples': http://www.fpa.org/thread_msg2515/thread_msg_list_flat.htm?thread_id=4805&page=21 Jirapon listed up the useful links: http://jirapon.www3.50megs.com/fsguestbook.html Recruited traitors: http://www.dailypundit.com/archives/008191.php Tomasz RATAJEK comments: http://www.jeffooi.com/MT3/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=1910 Amnesty International fact site (contains such fake foundation-scandals): http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/4/454.html?1094130981 Terra reported on the pages of United Nations: http://forums.terra.com/foros/eleccioneseeuu2004/elecciones_en_estados_unidos_2004_C22/elecciones_F65/foro_P268069/ North Korea targeted by the judaized Imperialism: http://users4.cgiforme.com/gatbilarsforum/messages/164.html Sweden uses like a kind extra brothel XXX-affairs trainee-area by neo-libo-zioni-mafia///ZOG Satellite-regime SHURKNESS SWEDEN's REAL FACE: http://sins1000.sexboards.com/message.phtml?&num=991 Financial insane lobbies and their cheaper EU&Australian puppets: http://killdevilhill.com/z/yphilo1d/Marx,Karlhall/cas/511.html Somalian/ Ethiopian and all other African Marxists including the Solidarity Alliance: http://anyboard.net/gov/pol/USpolitics/posts/10631.html MiddleEast informs about the Scndinavian shurk staellites: http://middleeastinfo.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForum&file=print&fid=1&tid=3406 New Religion: http://www.investigatemagazine.com/_NEWSTALK/00000f71.htm PolitProstitution markets and legalized instruments&order form links in Sydney-AUSraelia&Stockholm-SvekJa Kingdom&Jew York&TelAviv; "the Axes of the Zion ruled kinky affairs": http://www.racism.org.za/_disc1/00000691.htm NOBEL-masked prostitution of ZOGang: http://www.christopherlydon.org/viewtopic.php?topic=2123&forum=10 Kurdish Neo-Zionist traitors: http://andrewiandodge.com/index.php/archives/2004/04/02/1689/ DDKD sold to the USraeli Imperialism: http://members.m4d.com/forum/read/dusunenler/341209/ Hamdi ÖZYURT`s guests talking on the shitty side of Evangelic&Jew infected Swedish shurk regime: http://spiritbooks.thesitefights.com/cgi-bin/gbview.cgi/32619?owner=Hamdi Yasou Omogenia Hellenica exposes judaic provocations: http://www.omogenia.com/forums/printthread.php/Board/UBB10/main/15318/type/post http://www.middleeast.org/cartoons/10.gif http://f50.parsimony.net/forum200162/ http://www.aquarianage.org/services/chat/posts/298.html http://www.holywar.org/CART151.gif Independent tv team m.m. debate@Anti-Imperialists.org |
| 11th May 2005 - 01:43:22 PM |
| 13491 : Dner |
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| 11th May 2005 - 08:45:52 PM |
| 13499 : Gordo, ready to kill 13490 |
| I've had it...and that CURSE of Princess Peussie wasn't worth shit, Man....those fuckers are still here and OX is the only one I TRUST Now for some news worth attention, you packaged pieces of rat shit:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_sjot a;; tje wau! For sure, Maria!! I'm here again at the Monkey Cave, yeh it's a cave, NOT a hut or a toilet, al;though we sure got lots of action there when the lights are dim and the johns don't flush. I remember seeing Mommy accompanied by Princess Fluff doing the "Dance around the Turds" in the men's room there in Miraflores and we damned near laughed our butts off when she slipped on that used rubber and fell to her knees, praying and screamin "Fuck the pope". The good ol' days for damn sure. I recently attended a castration opera at Maria's Ass-Temple with little Boy on the Stage, again on the stage, and we had a lovely time. He even got in on the action and fucked a camel. Other than that: times are hard (so am I, yeh Smiles, turds) but we keep a pushing along and singing those dumbass Pat Robertson hymns....shit, that old fag doesn't have a clue about god or jesus or buddha or even Madre Loki's hot actions there on the Waikaka beaches during police raids. oh well..fuck it, one tries even though even Nana Bezerka says "don't waste yer time little Stumper.." God Bless that greased door knob here at the Shimmer House of Whack-offs, it sure do come in handy when you got to fill a hole or two. Over and very out! GORDO |
| 11th May 2005 - 08:58:06 PM |
| 13500 : Rite ON, Motherchucker of OX |
| OK< who sent this one to my email address? The first bar THIS FRUITCAKE was right outside, a half a block away. HE WAS in this car, but had taken all of my clothes from me in the toilet...and now I was standing there naked with just some toilet paper hanging from my butt crack. The second bar, I walked out, with the owner coming out after me cursing me out, saying "hand out the cock and balls, boy or just don't come back. We like action here and not diddling". I walked one block, along very brightly lit street...he wasn't there, My Master and Savior, the guy I called BINDOO BOY, the guy who had planned to sell me the two children for 0 each. There were cars passing, and honking horns. Each passerby, while hardly sober, yelled, "Look at me too, Mr. Jackson. I'm an asshole and can sing from this orifice better than you can!". The next block was a taxi stand....lots of people on the brightly lit street..I continued my nude walk to laughs, yells, and screams, stating that I was "an asshole, that YOU don't have a clue about doing the bunny-hop". By now I was nervous and my penis had gotten semi-hard at about 1 inch long, as I was into the third block, approaching a very busy wide interesection, and he was no where to be seen, this guy I had loved like no other lover, since last week, and I could still smell his stinking body as he plowed my useless butthole. Who is that, I asked myself? Was it Christ I was looking for, or just another lover-boy who wants to take me for 'a fucking great butt-ride'? Christ NO, I answered. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT MORE PRICKS THAN TWO OR THREE AT A TIME. AMEN.... I was afraid, trembling, but still hard, turned on and driven. More people pointing, laughing, calling me pervert, etc. I came to the intersection. I was so scared now.I really caused a stir, as on that corner hundreds could see me. I finally saw him, lover of my soul and body, was then accross the avenue, in his car, and laughing hysterically. He must have taken more crack on his peanut butter sandwhich along with the LSD tabs in his diet coke...because I had never seen him having so much fun at my expense. I crossed the avenue, still stating to people loudly, that I was an a shit-stained pervert and out looking for some sauce. Which ofcourse was kind of true, friends. I cried out "Oh Jesus, take this monkey from my nuts". I got to the car, and he said, "fuck off , little Michael, you're going to have to get home nude, if you can, I hope the cops get you first. So long sucker!" And he pulled off in his car. With my clothes, leaving me nude, on a very busy intersection. I didn't know what to do. I was very humiliated, embarrassed, and terrified. So I just bent over and took one huge dump right there on the highway. I was sure I was going to be busted. Ruined. Probably fucked by the cops. I had no place to finger-fuck myself , and it was a half hour subway ride on the train home. Another ride, another fucking by some stranger. Very far and without hope and love. Christ, YOU are my savior, but sometimes I just don't get the punch line to this very delicious joke. And, I was still hard with my dick about to snap off! but along came Mojo with Robert McFerrin, dudes and fuck-buddies from the Ranch, and they gave me a ride back to the Ranch on the condition that once there, we'd call out the ranch hands and have one BIG AND HOT ASS-EATING TIME FOR ALL. Calls were made...and LOVE could be smelled in the air!! Can one ask for better friends? I can't....even though I've been dripping cum globs for days now. Amen!! |
| 11th May 2005 - 09:15:14 PM |
| 13501 : Dner |
| Hey Dustin, is it true that you worked at a Denny's in West Hollywood? Is it true that you were the busboy there? Is it true that every Thursday a drunken Dennis Haskins would come into your Denny's and asks to see you? Is it true that no matter how many times he's done you wrong you'd always come to him for fear that your homosexual fantasies would never come true? Is it true that he'd always asks you serve him instead of doing your typical busboy duties? Is it true that your boss would chews you out all the time because Dennis was always distracting you from your assigned tasks? Is it true that one night he came in all fucked up on cocaine and alcohol and asked to see you? Is it true that he told the manager to fuck off in a inebriated rage screaming that he already at a delicious meal at Taco Bell? Is it true that he screamed "SCREECH!! MY OFFICE NOW!!" and stummbled into the bathroom? Is it true that you blindly followed him into the bathroom? Is it true that once you guys were into the bathroom he pulled down his pants letting his middle aged wrinkled cock flap in the breeze? Is it true that you thought your dreams were finally coming true and you quickly stripped off your Denny's work clothes and went to work on sucking his cock? Is it true that he grabbed your fro, pulled his cock out and did a 180 planting your face in his ass? Is it true that he mumbled "here's a taste from south of the border busboy scum..." and he let a stream of Taco Bell shit all over your face? Is it true that you lapped it up like a dog? Is it true that your engraged boss came barging in on you and grabbed you by the neck and screamed "YOUR FIRED YOU PERVERTED FAGGOT!!!" and threw you out back by the dumpsters? Is it true that there were homosexuals having unprotected anal sex by the dumpsters? Is it true that one of them was Ed "Max" Alonzo? Is it true that you grabbed your ankels and yelled "COME AND GET IT BOYS!!" and they all tore your asshole a new one? Is it true that Dennis walked back there still naked with a stream of shit running down is leg and stuck his cock in your mouth? Is it true that when everyone was ready to cum you sat down and they all came all over you? Is it true that you had so much fun that night that you continued the tradition every Thrusday night in celebration of your making it with Dennis? Is it true that thats how the dumpster parties got started? Boy, you sure created an American tradition! |
| 11th May 2005 - 11:17:42 PM |
| 13502 : |
| dner's really gay |
| 12th May 2005 - 12:40:44 AM |
| 13503 : mr. tuttle |
| screech, lick the skidmarks off my underwear |
| 12th May 2005 - 02:05:59 AM |
| 13504 : Çocuðunuzun maliyetini hesaplar mýsýnýz?!.. |
| Çocuðunuzun maliyetini hesaplar mýsýnýz?!.. Bir haber beni þaþkýna çevirdi. Belki hergün meydana gelen trafik kazalarýndan sonra açýlan davalar ve ardýndan gündeme gelen tazminat taleplerinde hep ayný manzara yaþanýyordur. Ýþin bu boyutunu, hukuki sürecin nasýl iþlediðini tam olarak bilmiyorum. Ýnsan bilmediði bir konuda tavýr sahibi olamýyor. Ancak gazetelere haber konusu olan bir davada bir çocuðun trafik kazasýnda hayatýný kaybetmesinin ardýndan ailesine ödenmesi söz konusu tazminat gündeme gelince bunun hesaplanmasý için konu bilirkiþiye gönderiliyor ve bilirkiþinin raporuna göre de ödenmesi gereken tazminat belirlenecek. Ne var ki, bilirkiþiden öyle bir rapor geliyor ki, ölen çocuðun ailesi yapacaðý masraftan kurtulduðu gibi bir deðerlendirme ile karþý karþýya kalýyor. Gazetelerde yer alan haber bu ve bilirkiþinin raporu aðýrlýk noktasýný oluþturuyor. Lafý uzatmayalým. Haberi görmemiþ, görmüþ iseniz bile belki detayýný okumamýþ olduðunuzu düþünerek sizlere olayý aktarmak istedim. Mekki iki yýl önce 8 yaþýnda iken bir otobüsün çarpmasý sonucu hayatýný kaybediyor. Yapýlan inceleme sonucu kazayý yapan otobüsün sürücüsü yüzde 75, Mekki ise yüzde 25 kusurlu bulunuyor. Mekki'nin babasý 4.5 milyar lira tazminat talebinde bulunuyor. Bir evladýn acýsýnýn býrakýn 4.5 milyar lira ile, para ile telafisi mümkün olabilir mi? Ancak, otobüsü sigortalayan þirket bu parayý ödemiyor. Mekki'nin ailesi de bu defa mahkemede tazminat davasý açýyor. Sözü uzatmayalým.. Ýlk duruþmanýn ardýndan kusur ve tazminatýn hesaplanmasý için dosya bilirkiþiye gidiyor. Bu çok bilmiþ bilirkiþi inceleme sonucunda raporunu hazýrlayarak mahkemeye veriyor. Bakýn bilirkiþi raporunda neler var neler. Ýsterseniz habere bir göz atalým: "Ayaz ailesinin çocuðunu büyütmek için 55 milyar 926 milyon 240 bin 197 lira masraf yapacaðýný, buna karþýlýk çocuðun 18 yaþýndan sonra ailesine katkýsýnýn 13 milyar 234 milyon 447 bin 990 lira olacaðýný belirtti" Bu rakamlar hangi hesaba ve ölçüye göre ortaya çýktý o ayrý bir konu ancak biz raporun gerekçesini yine gazete haberinden aktarmaya devam edelim: "Yörenin ve ailenin sosyal konumu gereðince çocuk üniversite eðitimi almayýp, 18 yaþýndan sonra çalýþmaya baþlayacaktýr. Nüfus kaydýna göre 1995 doðumlu olup olay tarihinde 8 yaþýndadýr. Kalan ömrü 55 yýl 10 ay 3 gün, muhtemel ömür sonu 2050 yýlýdýr. 18 yaþýný doldurduðunda çalýþmaya baþlayacak, 2015 yýlýnda askere gidecek, dönüþte 2 yýl evlenmeyecek, daha sonra evlenerek aileye destek oraný azalacaktýr." Bu tespitin ardýndan raporda belirtilen þu husus karþýsýnda aman sýký durun: "Mekki'nin ölmesi nedeniyle aile 42 milyar 691 milyon 792 bin 207 lira masraftan kurtulmuþtur." Bu rapor ve ifadeye göre sanýyorum Mekki'nin ailesi kaza sonucu çocuðunun ölümüne yol açan þoföre bu parayý ödemesi gerekiyor. Söyler misiniz bana böyle bir mantýk ve yaklaþým hangi ölçüye sýðar? Bunun hukukla bir ilgisi olabilir mi? Þunu hemen belirteyim ki, bir defa rapor baþtan sona falcýlýða dayanýyor.. Çünkü, yöre durumu ve ailenin þartlarý gereði Mekki'nin yüksek tahsil yapamayacaðý kabul ediliyor. Bunu bir insan ne kadar bilmiþ olursa olsun nasýl bilebilir? Nice yoksul aile çocuklarý biliyorum, hatta ailesi olmayan yakýnlarýnýn yanýnda büyüyen çocuklar. Bunlarýn pek çoðunun yüksel tahsil yaptýðýný da biliyorum.. Bir de ölen Mekki'ye ailesinin yapacaðý masrafý nasýl olup da kuruþuna kadar hesaplayabilmiþ bu bilirkiþi onu da anlamakta zorluk çekiyorum. Maksadým bilirkiþiyi yargýlamak deðil. Elbette onlarýn elinde de bir ölçü vardýr.. Ancak, hazýrlanan raporda ailenin çocuklarýnýn ölmesi ile 42 milyar liralýk bir masraftan kurtulmuþ olduðu gibi bir sonuca ulaþýlmasýný hiçbir ölçüye ve gerekçeye sýðdýramýyorum. Çünkü, hiçbir aile evladýnýn kendisine neye malolduðunu maddi bir deðerlendirmeye tabi tutmaz. Çünkü, bizde evladýn deðeri madde ile ölçülmez. Birileri çýkar da bunu maddi bir ölçüye vurmaya kalkarsa toplumu derinden yaralayan bir görüntü ortaya çýkar. Kaldý ki, otobüsü sigortalayan þirketin de istenen 4.5 milyar liralýk tazminatý ödememesini anlayabilmiþ deðilim. Ýnsanýmýz ve toplum bu kadar mý maddileþti? Bu kadar mý insani deðerlerlerimizden uzaklaþtýk? Evlatlarýmýz birer gelir ya da gider kaynaðý olarak mý algýlanmaya baþlandý? Eðer böyle olmuþsa, alýn medeniyetinizi baþýnýza çalýn.. Ben ilkel bir toplumda yaþamaya razýyým. |
| 12th May 2005 - 02:42:41 AM |
| 13505 : |
| screech, please delete the spam here so that the faggots who read the messages here can find erotic stores more easily |