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19th May 2005 - 02:35:05 PM

13604 : FuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouFuckYouF

19th May 2005 - 02:38:59 PM

13605 : Dner

19th May 2005 - 02:42:37 PM

13606 : Mr Shit

19th May 2005 - 02:53:33 PM

13607 : John

How to be a Nigger - Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are. - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for. - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope. - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father. - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time. - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality. - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder. - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib. - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you... - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass. - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also. - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you. - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer. - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good. - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones. - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts. - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else. - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the .42 for the bottle of Magnum. - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer. - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference. - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin'). - Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury. - Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives. - Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass. - Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier. - Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?) - Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time... - Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint. - Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others. - Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again. - Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account. - Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids. - Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder

19th May 2005 - 03:59:30 PM

13608 : Princess Peussie, GODDESS

John, you are one mother fuckin loser. I'd guess you go around dumpsters shouting JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. Hey, it's a white trash thing, and you're the queen of it all.

Has anyone see my lover Kurt? he owes me a blow job!

19th May 2005 - 04:03:49 PM

13609 :

John, I think I need to rim you and tea bag you until you choke

19th May 2005 - 05:06:42 PM

13610 : MOJO, from the ROYAL PALACE

John doesn't have AN ASSHOLE. the fecal material just clots in his brain and drips outta his nasty nose; the only positive thing about John is: he's a professional shit eater, loves to hang out in chinese restaurant toilets and catch the chop suey as it splatters against the toilet bowl. I'd also skip the tea bagging since he's known to chew for hours on scrotum; it's his big kick.

19th May 2005 - 05:15:45 PM

13611 : Joe, with the nose for a toe

Just in case you dipshits didnt' know this, HERE is one for you to think about except that John scum.

snarc

A snarc: term for any person who snaps at or tries to burst a fart-bubble while taking a bath. A nasty habit but good excercise for the neck and back.

"He's such a snarc, why last week he not only popped two fart bubbles in my bath, but got two of mine also...a real winner

19th May 2005 - 05:25:32 PM

13612 : jackson donny, again with a hardon

Someone sent me this part of a story and I think this was the one that dustin wrote and sent around to his fag friends. It sounds like he's somehow been a castout of the Jackson circus gang. Poor dustin, he's just such a loser...

"We've seen this before, and those little boys have learned so much just being here in bed with Michael; how he shows them about life and about 'riding the rapids' as he says when they enter his rear for a wild ride; our response is 'Here we go again with some hot gravy;' Michael has 24-hour-a-day supervision, sort of like a vision, but a bodyguard to also gives rim jobs, with him for the specific reason to protect him from bad vibrations and funny jokes about severed dick heads," Jackson family attorney Brian Oxshid told NBC "Hold Your Nuts, DUDES".

Whacko-Jacko slashed out at the "rogues' gallery of perverts and sperm sources" who dominated the toilet bowls on Tuesday speculating on the difference between Falwell and turds. No decision reached.
"These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another piece of ass is about to loosen and "in we go for another warm, brown joy-ride", an album of cocks, a video of bondage and torture and Sodomy, is being released into the sewage system," Jackson said in the statement about his love of Life.

The search warrant was executed on the day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More FUCK."
Sheriff's deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office completed the enema convention, which began on Tuesday morning with shit flying all over the place. Jackson has a theme-park with prostate rides and a zoo there where little boys sit on his face and fart. It's called the 'camel ride'. The Celebrity Justice TV SHOW said the therapist felt compelled to report the information to authorities under a California law requiring any guy with an erection and stiff nuts be arrested by the local police and spanked until ready for college.

19th May 2005 - 07:06:24 PM

13613 : beefhole

Let me take a dump in your poofy hair for you, Diamond.

19th May 2005 - 08:17:53 PM

13614 : Princess Peussie\'s Uncle

Hey Prince (or Princess, or whatever the fuck your name is now), shut the fuck up up! You are the biggest piece of shit to ever post on this board. Do you think your posts are funny or arousing? They aren't. They are just really annoying. Did you ever wonder why your parents abandoned you when you were two, leaving you to be raised by the homeless man who donkey punched you 24x7 during your teenage years? It's because they realized you were a fucking faggot and they couldn't bear to walk around in public with you. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19th May 2005 - 09:54:30 PM

13615 : Princess Peussie, Goddess of NOW

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!

YES HE DOES.

19th May 2005 - 10:36:37 PM

13616 : Princess Peussie, AIDS Victim

Hey turds! Jaesus rules fer sure!

I'm gonna go suck off a muslim the muslim's camel/lover. I'm gonna snort cocaine off my dad's scrotum. I'M A FAG!!!!

19th May 2005 - 11:21:05 PM

13617 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!

However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?

Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.

- Kurt Steinberg

19th May 2005 - 11:44:24 PM

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20th May 2005 - 12:01:41 AM

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20th May 2005 - 02:16:24 AM

13620 : The Pastor

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