14th May 2005 - 07:17:14 AM |
13542 : Miglena |
feeling bored? then why not try some http://www.world-sports-betting.co.uk sports betting to win some cash |
14th May 2005 - 08:41:51 AM |
13543 : |
Fuck off Miglena, you steaming wad of blood-streaked orang-utan diarrhea |
14th May 2005 - 11:54:07 AM |
13544 : Miglena |
feeling bored? then why not try some http://lemonparty.org/ first one to suck me off gets cash |
14th May 2005 - 04:27:21 PM |
13545 : |
Use the force, Luk!theme gift basket http://theme-gift-b.pochta.ru/ |
14th May 2005 - 05:45:55 PM |
13546 : Mary Mount relaying Peussie MESSAGE TO ALL |
HELLO to all my friends...Princess Peussie here with the Royal Court, up to our necks in orgy-pies and luster-cream. Just back from Lima, Peru and the wonderful parties and 'prayers' at the Monkey Cave there in Miraflores. What a lovely group of sodomites, perverts and religious folks (or is it fucks?). I cannot believe what I read about your interests, and so have included those marvelous home pages of Barry Manilow (HEY, guy, watch that nose and stop walking into walls! Smiles, Fotze!) Michael Jackson (Hey, Barry, give part of your nose to Michael, Smiles again), Mother Teresa, and etc Love from Princess Peussie to the unworthy TURDS here in this dustin dustcollector including Miglena and her shithead fans!!! |
14th May 2005 - 10:24:33 PM |
13547 : Ludica Anelman |
Hi,it is me Ludica Anelman, Dustin Diamond's first agent. I introduce him to anal sex when him just a totler. Who will look for me in the dumpster for a game of crab ass! |
14th May 2005 - 11:20:37 PM |
13548 : Ludica Anelman |
Who will lick the young girls pussy when is sweet like salacious fruit my grandmother made. Dustin and I, we make little boys gargle are seman like Talmud my gay anus has a poop poke his head |
15th May 2005 - 11:02:23 AM |
13549 : BOBANDCHAD.NET BobAndChad.Net BOBANDCHAD.NET |
http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainment http://www.BobAndChad.net - The Lord of Entertainmen |
15th May 2005 - 11:20:51 AM |
13550 : seamus |
so screech likes the cock? |
15th May 2005 - 12:42:40 PM |
13551 : Dner |
RE: 13550 Screech loves the cock. He lights up a cock cigar everyfuckingnight. I've seen him jerk off four bumbs on Santa Monica Blvd. You should have seen the grin on his face when they shot their loads all over him. Not to mention the time he got picked up by four cops for spit roastinga tranny in a Jack in the Box bathroom. Man, he's all about the penis. |
15th May 2005 - 05:08:27 PM |
13552 : Princess Peussie, goddess at Greeley coloraod |
Hey fuckers, i'm so fucking stoned I cannto speld colorado. or whatever eI amn but b;ut damn these enemas parties are fun...SH TI, man Jordan is here and he can take a gallon on coffee...up his ass and then hit the dumpster scene like BIG SHITEVERYWHERE...hey fuckers, hand me that bong....let's party...Mary mount there at the Beach mass just stepped on a turd and its' goodey....gooey...something like that....but Dustin was here and that nerd just doesn't ahve a dlue....clue...screw...what a nasty boy goy he is inspite of the fact that he's a methodist and not a jew...he's beebullt hsniiting sbullshitting us now for year. GOY BOY....take a note: Precious little angel....Oh yeh, spread your shit on my OX , your stories are so limp....FAG. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING AND SUCKING SURE, DUDES....You think Strangers with Candy is weird,2 YOU aint seeen ntohgin gnothing5nothing you tg;urds. |
15th May 2005 - 05:30:44 PM |
13553 : Gordo from the Royal Palace of Peussie |
Has anyone here on this board tried this new cocncept of edging to help supplement the jelqing activites? I have tried this now for about the past 3 weeks. My personal trainer here in nasterville mentioned this to me, and said it would help to minimize some of the pressue that has built up in my anus from the hours of jelqing and fingering that have come to me from prayer in the monastery. Damn why the fuck did I become a priest? I'd prefer to be working at that Academy of Jelqing in chestnut hill along with Professor Steve Nelsen, who now teacher an advanced course in proctology and edging, as it relates to the History of the Anus and Papacy. Right on, Sasha Baron Cohen! YOU IS MY MAN. reSpekt! Anyway: So I got into the argument with a friend about the difference in edging and jelqing...and he said THERE IS NO DIFFERNECe but hey, after a few joints, I know that jelqin g GET SME THERE AND GETS THE JOB DONE insptie of the swelling and pain. Ask Prof. Nelsen....he's swollen and =nevertheless he's 8 inches strong at this time without Jelqing...but IF he keeps jelqing like he does at that workout place, WOW, he's going to have a master dick that NONE of us will be able to swallow. SO that's the news for the moment, Jelqers... |
15th May 2005 - 06:09:25 PM |
13554 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
Hey Screech, remember the time Mr. Belding came into your class and said he was putting on a magic show, and was looking for an assistant? Remember how overjoyed you were, because you idolized Belding and wanted to spend lots of time with him? Remember how he asked for volunteers to put their hands up, and you puts yours up just as high as you could? Remember how he said 'OK Screech, meet me in the gym after class', and you almost spooged in your pants? Remember how you went to the gym after class, and Belding was there with Zack and Slater, who he said would be supervising? Remember how you immediately sported an erection when you saw Belding in his magician's tuxedo? Remember how he said it was time for the first trick, and he needed to give you a blindfold? Remember how you were suprised when Zack and Slater grabbed you by the arms and pinned you to the ground? Remember how Belding said he was going to give you a 'chocolate blindfold', and he dropped trow, squatted over your face, and laid a nice meaty log over both of your eyes? Remember how the bacteria from the shit caused your eyes to swell up? Remember how Belding, Slater & Zack said they'd "wash it out" and then pissed all over your face, causing your eyes to swell up so much you couldn't see anything at all? Remember how, just as you started to get your sight back, you heard a voice say "hey there, snowflake", and you were able to make out Milo the Janitor standing over you? Remember how Belding said "time for Milo to use his magic wand", and as your sight returned, you saw that Milo was sporting an enormous erection, and they had painted the helmet of his penis white, so that it looked like a magic wand? Remember how Milo said "I dunno Belding, it looks like Screech might want to try some 'sword swallowing'" and without warning he thrust his Pringles can-sized cock deep into your mouth? Remember how Belding, Zack and Slater stood there masturbating, and then Slater stuck his dick up Belding's ass, and he bent over, and Zack stuck his dick in his mouth, spit-roasting him? Remember how Milo exclaimed "oh shit, here cum de MAGIC!!!!!" and blew an enormous load down your throat? Remember how Slater, Belding and Zack then proceeded to blow their loads down your throat? Remember how your stomach was so full of jizz you thought it was going to explode, and you passed out? Remember how, when you came to, most of the school was stood around you, pointing and laughing, because I had called them all there to point and laugh at you? LOL!!!!!!1!! PS fuck off Peussie, you shit-sucking monkey rapist |
15th May 2005 - 06:51:30 PM |
13555 : Dner |
Right on Maxwell Nerdstrom |
15th May 2005 - 08:16:51 PM |
13556 : Miglena |
feeling bored? then why not try some http://www.world-sports-betting.co.uk sports betting to win some cash |
15th May 2005 - 11:22:34 PM |
13557 : Ox |
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode! |
16th May 2005 - 12:08:50 AM |
13558 : cum guzzler |
prince puessie, you're a donkey raping shit-eater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
16th May 2005 - 12:34:30 AM |
13559 : |
OX FUCKING RULES! |
16th May 2005 - 12:50:18 AM |
13560 : Dner |
Keep rocking Ox |
16th May 2005 - 12:58:26 AM |
13561 : |
peussie, you're a bigger joke than diamond! you fucking piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |