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30th May 2005 - 01:28:22 PM

13842 : RULES FOR DUMPSTERS, NOT DEMOCRAZY

Movimento of the Bowels: get behind he dumpster with the dustin look alike, drop the panties and fuck like dogs. All feminists everywhere: BANNED!!!

Movimento: VAGINA BYE BYE

Let's have a party and not go. Let's have a party and slow grow. SMILES to you KURT and your turkish tooters.
OX, looks like this place is a losing shit-battle.

OY.....must be another zionist movement other than the bowels, no?

Hoping that your cat is feeling better, Madre loki...and do not forget:

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!

30th May 2005 - 07:32:37 PM

13843 : MOJO from the Royal Palace

Well I know we're all out there and looking for some sperm cocktails...Love to have my goblet of sperm with just a dash of soy sauce...and maybe half a teaspoon of piss....OH YEH! Smiles to you fucking princees PEUSSIE...and yeh we know:

JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE....

You know what I am lookin' for... I.e., your raw dick and your hot, drippin' sperm: gallons of your raw baby batter in my asscunt! When I begin my journey I will no longer have access to e-mail, so will need to secure your contact

The salty, musty taste of your semen is gonna be nirvana. For me it will be fuckin' perfection. Your cock oysters will carry the brine of your being into me.... I WILL savor every drop. Your dick will be my universe, and I WILL worship you as my God--being a total whore to my desire and NEED to serve you with total even reckless abandon. You can talley the loads dumped and pumped and milked into me on my back with a marker, for all to see how consumed I am by you and your sperm.

I desire bathtubs of your piss so that I may bathe in the essence of you. I crave dog dishes of YOUR cum, so I may feast on the juices of you. As your no strings sexual beast, I WILL suck your cum from every condom you use between now and the time we finally meet for you to breed me -- your sperm will be my nutrition.

Beer enemas will make my hole buzz and clean my pussy, making room for MORE of your scum, inside me, where it belongs. Hell, I'd even I eat hot-dogs out of a your ass and bagels off your dick, everything I consume, slathered with your cum... I DESIRE YOUR CUM MORE THAN ANY SUBSTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE! Your sperm is my drug of choice. I pray to your cock and take it without question, as you relentlessly fuck my throat and especially my ass, relentlessly flooding me with the liquids of you, branding me forever as your whore! I am sincere, and truly eager to serve you with total abandon when I am there!

30th May 2005 - 09:03:53 PM

13844 : Johnny BLee Johnny, from France

30th May 2005 - 11:06:35 PM

13845 : Mario Schmucker, Israel

Well I've seen some fucked up sites and groups, but this one takes the fucking matzo for sure, DUDES. I that also that Dustin was the worst scumbag under the toilet seat, and damned IF I'M NOT CORRECT! again
!!!!!!!
and now we have some Zionist movement of the bowels and you can fuckin well imagine how Baron Cohen feels about that one: RESPEK

Yesterday while I was out taking a shit on my new Lexus for the fun of it, this chick came along and asked if I'd ever seen SAVED BY HIS BALLS. Jocker. So I got in my hotshot auto and ran over her. Like SPLAT...and something like POIT, and we know what the slashburger sound is? Urban Dictionary, where is you when I'z needs you! SMILES, ALI....
and low and fuckin behold, along comes this guy dressed like Dustin and he hops in my car, and immediately goes down on me while he's fuckin chewing tobacco. I brought my fist down on his neck and head so fast that he nearly bit the head of my dick off right there. NOT TOO MUCH BLOOD...so I reached over and vomitted!!

30th May 2005 - 11:42:33 PM

13846 : Mr. Belding

Screech, you are a dirty heeb!!!!!!! I always hated you. I only let you come back as my assistant for all those years because I wanted to give you HIV.

31st May 2005 - 12:31:04 AM

13847 :

screech, i typed in "unprotected buttsex" on google and discovered that your website is one of the top search results. thank you for working with google so that homosexuals can easily find this website.

31st May 2005 - 06:46:42 AM

13848 : Tia

Hi Dustin, I only seen you on the show "saved by the bell" but I really think you're an amazing actor, you're also cute on "saved by the bell collage days".

P.S. tell Lark(Lisa) I said hi and give her my e-mail address.

31st May 2005 - 09:21:00 AM

13849 : from THE ENEMA KING

The article was just released like my stuff bowels and dustin's shit-brains, and I know that enemas are the newest IN thing about the dumpster set, although I've been told that dumpster ass cramming with half eaten pasta, then sucking it all out IS VERY HOT TOO. here is the article, sorry it's so long, but I think you will all get into enemas after reading this including Tia who clearly is some guy with a very small cock.

It seems I am the Coffee Enema King. Out of 7,500 websites on the topic at the Google search engine, my essay on the history of enemas is rated number one. I have found my ticket to immortality. When all my books have crumbled to dust, my little coffee enema article will still be kicking around the Internet.

When I first heard the words "coffee" and "enema" 25 years ago, I almost fell off my chair laughing. At Sloan-Kettering, the big joke was, "With cream or sugar?" Eventually that joke wore thin, when I discovered that coffee enemas were a serious part of alternative medicine (CAM). The National Institutes of Health has even given .4 million to find out if coffee enemas, along with supplements and diet, can fight pancreatic cancer.

An enema is defined as "a fluid injected into the rectum for the purpose of clearing out the bowel, or of administering drugs or food." It is one of humanity's oldest medical procedures still in use. Tribal women in Africa routinely administer it to their children. The earliest medical text in existence, the Egyptian Ebers Papyrus, mentions it. Millennia before, the Pharaoh had a "guardian of the anus," a special doctor whose purpose was to administer his enema. This was truly a Royal Flush.

Enemas sprang up from ancient Greece to India. American Indians independently invented it, using a syringe made of an animal bladder and a hollow leg bone. Pre-Columbian South Americans fashioned latex into rubber enema bags and tubes (the world's first use of rubber). It is more ubiquitous than the wheel. Enemas are also found in world literature from Aristophanes to Shakespeare, Gulliver's Travels to Peyton Place. Louis XIV is said to have taken over 2,000 in his lifetime. Could this have been the source of the Sun King's sunny disposition?

No one knows when the first daring soul filled an enema bag with Java. What is known is that the coffee enema was recorded as early as 1917 and was recommended in the prestigious Merck Manual until the mid-1970s. In the 1920s, German scientists claimed that a caffeine solution could open the bile ducts and stimulate the production of bile in the liver of experimental animals. The CAM pioneer Max Gerson, MD, used this clinically as part of his detoxification regimen. The effects of caffeine, he postulated, travel upward to the liver. He noted that patients could dispense with pain-killers once on the enemas. Many people have noted a paradoxical calming effect. But while coffee enemas can relieve constipation, Gerson emphasized: "Patients have to know that the coffee enemas are not given for the function of the intestines but for the stimulation of the liver."

Coffee enemas are still the butt of many jokes. However, in 1981, Dr. Lee Wattenberg showed that substances found in coffee promote the activity of a key enzyme system that detoxifies the blood. Dr. Peter Lechner, of Graz, Austria, has reported that "coffee enemas have a definite effect on the colon which can be observed with an endoscope."

Opponents -- and they are many -- claim that coffee enemas can be at least as habit forming as coffee taken by mouth. They say there is also a potential danger to the rectum, since bowel perforation has been associated with hard insertion devices. However, at the Gerson-oriented clinics, they use a short nozzle, which is not likely to inflict any harm. Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez, a proponent of coffee enemas, advocates a soft rubber tube.

Critics always cite the deaths of two Seattle women, which was attributed to fluid and electrolyte abnormalities, following enema abuse. One took 10 to 12 coffee enemas in a single night and then continued at a rate of one per hour. The other took four enemas daily. Drinking orange or pineapple juice just before taking the enemas should help with the electrolytes. Obviously, one can't go crazy with any procedure and not expect consequences.

In a coffee enema, the coffee has to be of the regular caffeinated kind and preferably organic. There is even a special brand of coffee that was created just for enema users (www.sawilson.com). The coffee should be about half the strength of coffee used for drinking, and should be served warm, not so hot as to hurt tender tissues, but not so cold that it will bring on cramps. Finally, one should not do more than one quart per day, except under a physician's guidance. If you have trouble retaining an enema, add a tablespoon of blackstrap molasses. One then holds the enema in, while lying on your side for 15 to 20 minutes.

But which side? The conventional medical protocol is to have patients lie on their left side while taking an enema. But Gerson insisted that patients lie on their right sides, with their legs comfortably pulled up, relaxed and breathing deeply. I have seen grown people nearly come to blows over this question.
Personally I like to take my sons, put them in restraints on their backs, legs over their heads, then with the garden hose, pump vast amount of hot coffee into their assholes. Oh there's lots of complaining for the first few hours, but after that, when they realise that I've hardly started and things might just get worse, they relax into it and evacuate mountains of shit along with the inevitable rivers of piss. No matter how you look at it, I WIN!

31st May 2005 - 12:21:41 PM

13850 : ÀñÆ·

31st May 2005 - 12:51:06 PM

13851 :

I need you to lick my taint Dustin, lets meet at the usual meeting spot, I'll bring some honey - Love Evan

31st May 2005 - 02:13:03 PM

13852 : Doc ENEMA, Number Fucking ONE in the World

Well it aint' my fault that everyone here is an asshole of the worst kind. Smell and believe it. Believe in the Lord and you too will be shaved!
Evan, you sound like you need a good and solid enema so haul ass and get to:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PeussieNews/

31st May 2005 - 02:56:24 PM

13853 : JEsus, did you take a shit on the floor?

Jesus? did you take a shit on the floor?

31st May 2005 - 03:36:32 PM

13854 : Mario Lopez

Yo Screech, slurp my dode you smelly, hairless, one-eyed, paraplegic nigger lesbian. PS this book sucks donkey dongs thanks to Princess Peussie, I oughta go round there and give her a slice of the MARIO LOVE, know'm say'n?? That'd shut her bitch ass up, fo shiz

31st May 2005 - 04:47:50 PM

14022 : Fagbusters

WHO THE FUCK LET MY DAD ON THE SITE?

31st May 2005 - 05:37:18 PM

14031 :

Why don't I POKE your pooter, you worthless son-of-a-cunt

31st May 2005 - 05:44:12 PM

14033 :

31st May 2005 - 09:11:10 PM

14036 :

Where can I find a good online poker site?

31st May 2005 - 10:36:57 PM

14037 : Kurt Steinberg

Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2005 - 11:16:16 PM

14038 : FAG HATER

31st May 2005 - 11:24:12 PM

14039 : Who Cares

DUSTIN DIAMOND IS DEAD. DIED FROM A OVER DOSE ON CRACK COCAINE. HIS HEART EXPLODED! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A FUCKING CRACK HEAD BITCH. CAN'T GET A ROLE IN THE MOVIES OR TV ANYMORE, SO HE STARTED SUCKING DICK TO SUPPORT HIS HABIT! AND RESPONDING TO THE ;AST POST BEFORE THIS ONE, I AM NO FAG BITCH. AND THE OLD SAYING GOES, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, SO THERE FOR I MUST BE A PUSSY!

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