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04th June 2005 - 12:57:12 AM

14293 : Jonas Hallen&Communist Laponia&Schaman Indigenous

04th June 2005 - 06:05:33 AM

14294 : lþþþþ

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04th June 2005 - 07:07:31 AM

14295 :

I didn't think it would be possible, but Online Poker guy has almost taken over from Turkish Holy War in the race for biggest cunt-faced spamming douchebag in the known universe.

As for remember when guy, thanks for the wanks, and keep up the good work! You're a credit to the force!

04th June 2005 - 09:49:23 AM

14296 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Hey Screech, remember the school prom? Remember how you were unable to get a date? Remember how Zack was going with Kelly, Slater with Jessie, and even I had a date, but you couldn't get one because you were so worthless? Remember how Belding told you to cheer up and said you could go as his date? Remember how you had to borrow your dad's old wedding tux from the 70s? Remember how everyone laughed at you and started calling you names when, on prom night, you turned up in your brown corduroy tuxedo with huge lapels and flared trousers, with Belding leading you by the hand onto the dance floor? Remember how Belding said "Don't you listen to them, you look hot" and started to do the lambada with you? Remember how aroused you were by Belding grinding his crotch against you, and you pitched a noticable erection, which Belding kept fondling? Remember how the two of you were voted "king and queen" of the prom, with you as the queen? Remember how Belding whispered in your ear, "time to consumate the marriage, BITCH" and dragged you out into the janitor's closet, where he proceeded to have violent, unprotected buttsex with you for a full hour? Remember how afterwards, you were staggering down the corridor when you heard strange sounds coming from the nurse's office, so you went to investigate? Remember how you burst in and found Zack and Slater fucking on the bed? Remember how you said "ZOINKS!!!" and your erection shot through the fly of your trousers and fired your love goo all over the two of them? Remember how they were pretty pissed off and held you down on the bed and proceeded to swordfight inside your already well-ravaged asshole? Remember how afterwards you wearily climbed into your limo, only to find Milo the janitor there, who forcibly sodomized you all the way home? Remember how, by the end of the evening, your asshole was hanging open like a Chinaman's sleeve? ZOINKS!!

04th June 2005 - 11:15:49 AM

14297 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember how the school's budget meant they had to cancel sex ed? Remember in your sexual frustration you asked Belding to "do" something about it? Remember how he taught your ass to sing to the many tunes of Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Remember how Belding replaced sex ed with a pirated tape of Teen Wolf? Remember how much the Teen Wolf was seduced by the hot blonde? Remember how you assumed when she escaped out of frame, she'd escaped for more hot and hairy bestial wolf love? Remember how much you screamed ZOINKS! as you sure the wolf howling at the blonde's tits? Remember how you came all over the TV from 15 yards away? Remember how you damaged the only TV in the state? Remember how it couldn't be fixed? Remember how you ruined the class? Remember how they tied you up to some trees & tempted wolves to come over to you as the meaningless carcus you are? Remember how you the idea of hot wolfal love began to turn you on? Remember how the wolves bit you off and you nearly bled to death? Assclown.

04th June 2005 - 11:26:06 AM

14298 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when the school stuck oil? remember how greasy the oil workers got? remember how much the thought of oil men drilling it deep turned your ass on? Remember how you tempted the men to drill your ass and plunder it? Remember how, one by one, the men backed you in? Remember how they accidentally turned their oil drilling machine on and it began to rip your asshole a new one? Remember how it struck oil? Remember how the oil was really blood? Remember how much mess you made? Remember how much you bled all over the blueprints? Remember how this pretty much ruined Bayside's attempts at getting rich because they didn't photocopy the plans? Remember how the entire school held a big party and lined up to one by one kick you in the nuts? Remember how they sold T-shirts and made money off your name? Remember how you got revenge by exposing kids to "laughing" gas? Remember you forgot to load the n2o? Remember how they were laughing at you and not with you? You sure were a muppet back then!

04th June 2005 - 11:34:38 AM

14299 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when you discovered Zack kept a cardboard cut out of Kelly under his bed? Remember how you also discovered his secret stash of gay pornography? Remember hot you became when Zack began to stroke your schlong with his noticable erection? Remember how he punched a hole through cardboard Kelly's pussy with his fist? Remember how he positioned the cut-out over your ass and began, repeadily, to butt-fuck your ass for well over 9 hours? Remember how he treated it like a machine? Remember the milky dross he spilt into it? Remember how he wailed in extasy the words "Oh Slater!!!" Remember how you told pretty much everybody else in the school? Remember how in Gym Zack became the social dickwad he remains today? Remember how Zack became a drunk with your phone number? Remember how he'd call you late at night and molest your asshole over the phone? Remember how you had to grow a goatee and become a strugglin' stand up comic? Remember how this didn't work out and you became Zack's love-play-toy?

04th June 2005 - 12:28:55 PM

14300 :

Hey Screech, remember the time you got zoinked by Mr. Belding? Remember how he zoinked you up the zoink-hole with his big fat zoinker? Remember how he zoinked you and zoinked you while he reached round and zoinked your zoinker? Remember how his zoinker zoinked its zoink-sauce all over your zoink-hole? Remember how you said "ZOINKS!!!"? You sure got zoinked good that time!

04th June 2005 - 01:15:09 PM

14301 : Massacre on Laponian people

Massacre on Laponian people

04th June 2005 - 01:44:40 PM

14302 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, remember when you lost your memory? Remember how you couldn't remember the hot anal goo that Belding deposited into your sweet cherry pie? Remember how you couldn't remember how Zack pre-recorded your "ZOINKS!" and put it on a loop and made you share his genital warts whilst he played the song repeadely? Remember how you forgot the time when Slater brought his military dad to come over and sodimise you? Remember how you forgot to suck him off and straddle his military missile? Remember how he forgot to wear a condom and got the same warts as Zack? Remember how he shipped you off to Cuba on a Naval frigate? Remember how you forgot the proud naval tradition of celebrating your entry hole with pale and circumstance? Remember how you forgot to leave your backdoor open to every passing navy merchant? Remember, when you returned home that no-one cared? Remember how you forgot to get your passport and you were promptly dumped back to Cuba? Remember how you forgot what an idiot you were back then?

04th June 2005 - 03:13:48 PM

14303 : NaserNice of Mortville

Remember when this place was funny? No....yeh, it was never funny.

04th June 2005 - 04:25:10 PM

14304 : Fagbusters

MORTVILLE CAN SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH HOISEN SAUCE.

04th June 2005 - 09:04:07 PM

14305 : Chairman of the ULC

ALL U FUCKeRS NEED TO SHUT UR MOUTHS AND GET BACK TO WHAT IS IMPORTANT

PRINCESS PEUSSIE RULES WITH AN IRON FISTING

SO SHUT UP FUCKERS
RESPEK!!!!

05th June 2005 - 07:58:23 AM

14409 : International Solidarity for a JUSTICE WORLD&PEACE

05th June 2005 - 10:08:49 AM

14670 : Angelika

Hej vill du bli min brev kompis

05th June 2005 - 11:57:34 AM

14671 :

05th June 2005 - 01:13:27 PM

14672 : Fagbusters

MORTVILLE CAN EAT A ROTTWEILER'S WORMS INFESTED SHIT.

05th June 2005 - 01:36:16 PM

14673 : Mr. Belding

Screech, remember when I gave you herpes?

05th June 2005 - 02:51:47 PM

14674 : Save-HumanHonour movement

Degrading/humilating is a freak performed methode of judaized Imperialism

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Turkish language version

ASAGILIGIN DISAVURUMU ÖRNEKLEMSÌ OLARAK ASAGISAMA YÖNTEMLERÌ...

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- Kuran'a sifon cektiler...
- Guantanamo üssünün baðlý olduðu Amerikan Güney Komutanlýðý tarafýndan yapýlan soruþturmada Guantanamo’da muhafýzlarýn Kur’an-ý Kerim’e idrar sýçrattýðýnýn, kitabý tekmelediðinin, üstüne bastýðýnýn ve suyla ýslattýðýnýn belirlendiði kaydedildi. WASHÝNGTON / Amerikan Savunma Bakanlýðý (Pentagon), Küba’daki Guantanamo Bay üssünde Amerikalý görevlilerin Kur’an-ý Kerim’e hakaret ettiðini ilk kez doðruladý. Guantanamo üssünün baðlý olduðu Amerikan Güney Komutanlýðý tarafýndan yapýlan soruþturmada Guantanamo’da muhafýzlarýn Kur’an-ý Kerim’e idrar sýçrattýðýnýn, kitabý tekmelediðinin, üstüne bastýðýnýn ve suyla ýslattýðýnýn belirlendiði kaydedildi. Guantanamo Komutaný Tuðgeneral Jay Hood’un baþkanlýðýnda yapýlan soruþturmada, ilk kez üsteki Amerikalý personel tarafýndan Kur’an-ý Kerim’e hakaret edildiðine iliþkin 5 olayýn ortaya çýkarýldýðý bildirildi. Soruþturma raporuna göre, Aðustos 2003’te meydana gelen olayda da, bir tutuklu kutsal kitabýn içine Ýngilizce bir hakaret yazýldýðý sikayetinde bulundu. Soruþturmada, bu hakaretin bir muhafýz tarafýndan mý yoksa tutuklunun kendisi tarafýndan mý yazýldýðýnýn belirlenemediði ifade edildi. Raporda ayrýca, Amerikalý bir muhafýzýn tuvaletini yaparken, rüzgar nedeniyle Kur’an-ý Kerim ve tutuklaya idrar sýçradýðý ileri sürüldü. Pentagon’un kutsal kitaba hakaret edildiðine iliþkin iddialarý araþtýrmasý için görevlendirdiði Hood, geçen ay soruþturmasýný tamamlamýþtý. Ýlk kez Amerikan Newsweek dergisinde yer alan Kur’an-ý Kerim’e hakaret haberinden sonra Afganistan’da baþlayan protesto gösterilerinde 16 kiþi ölmüþ, gösteriler daha sonra baþta Pakistan olmak üzere çok sayýda Müslüman ülkeye yayýlmýþtý. Newsweek, daha sonra evangelist kiliseden alinan uyarilar ve Pentagon'dan yapilan tehdit sonucu yeterli kanýt olmadan yayýmladýðýný belirttiði haberini geri çekmiþti.

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05th June 2005 - 06:12:18 PM

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