| 01st June 2005 - 10:52:25 AM |
| 14046 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember the episode when Kelly needed help with her homework and she was dating Zack? Remember when Zack got pissed when he found out she was with you night after night, studying into the late nights? Remember how upset he got when he found out she always wore her favorite cheerleading outfit - one she promised only ever to wear for Zack? Remember how fucking pissed off he was when he found her soiled panties in your locker? Remember how Zack got Belding to suspend you from class to be his desk jocky, remember how he used to get you to bend over and take it up the rear - Remember how Zack set about getting the geeky, spot-riddled Chess Club to go against you and lead them into a sneak, night time attack on your home? Remember how they were armed with baseball bats, golf clubs and chess sets? Remember how they snuck in and found you masterbating into Kelly's panties and then beat and raped the sh1t out of you, repeatedly. Remember how Kelly realised you were gay and kicked you in the nuts? |
| 01st June 2005 - 10:57:56 AM |
| 14047 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember the time when you had to dress up as Sineod O Conner? Remember how exicted you were? Remember how you enjoyed being dressed up as a girl in a felt skirt - remember how you jacked off in the girls toilets, but forgot it was the guys toilets? Remember how the guys promptly raped your ass of all its worldly goodness? Remember how you ran off crying into the hands of Tori? Remember how firm her abs were and how prominet her adams apple was? Remember how she asked you to suck on her cock? Remember how it was all filmed on camera and you were the laughing stock of school? You sure got screwed that time! |
| 01st June 2005 - 11:04:57 AM |
| 14048 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember the time when you had to dress up as an Alien to get the school into the press and to help Zach make money? Remember that evil FBI/CIA guy who wanted to take you away to be probed and analyzed by the USA's best? Remember how you really, really wanted to go - but Zach et al wouldn't let you? Remember how the FBI guy used to hand you secret tapes and his private phone number? Remember how he used to give you information regarding Watergate and gave you the secret code of "Deep Throat"? Remember how some really old guy got all the press? Remember how you contacted the authorities to find out more - but they laughed in your face telling you how he was never an FBI agent? Remember how you later found out he was your long-lost uncle who tried to get it on with you when you were younger? Remember how stupid you felt when you went off with him anyway to find out if you were really an alien and just got a bumfull of navy filf? You sure got screwed that time! |
| 01st June 2005 - 11:13:15 AM |
| 14049 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when Zack told you to be his drug courier for the episode where Jessie got hooked on no doz? Remember how you asked "where am I gonna put it?" - Remember how Zack plundered your tight gay ass and rammed up a few G's up there for safe keeping - remember how he dumped you in Columbia - having to orally and anally pleasure the local townspeople to strike a big score with the local drugs baron - remember how when you finally got back into the states you were probed for hours on end by US Customs but found nothing? Remember how Zack paid you for your trouble and sent you back to Columbia to get more? Remember how insulted you were at being paid and decided to set up your own drug ring yourself? Remeber how, though, that it ended in tragedy when Zack paid a Greek "hitman" to "do" you for the next 3 months repeatedly in the ass? Remember how good it felt? Remember how you broke Zack's drug ring by telling Belding and the press? Remember how he was on it and raped you for telling? |
| 01st June 2005 - 11:19:20 AM |
| 14050 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when you had to stand in for David Hasselhoff for an episode of Knight Rider, and you thought it would be cool to drive to school with the obviousily gay KITT? Remember how every cool Jock used to drive a KITT replica to school and you thought it would make you cool? Remember how the jocks were secretly gay and the KITT replicas were a symbol of this? Remember how they forced you to suck KITTs exhaust pipe to the utter delight of KITT? Remember how KITT spewed oil into your mouth and all over your body? Remember how you choked on the fluid but couldn't help sticking your dick into the exhaust (to find out what it felt like) Remember how Hasselhoff caught you with your pants down pleasuring his on-screen partner and systematically beat you up then forced you to cum into his mouth? Remember how you thought this would be a great way to get onto Baywatch and be around all those red shorts... remember how you enjoyed watching Hasselhoff run in slow motion? Remember how you badly you came? |
| 01st June 2005 - 11:29:29 AM |
| 14051 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember that time when you dressed up as Robocop? Remember how Zack tried to get you to date his Fridge? Remember how there wasn't a metal part to cover your penis, but loved sticking it into things? Remember how one time Zach and Slater got together to get you to stick it in a dating lottery machine - promising it would make it land on a certain number. Remember how they didn't tell you that you were the prize? Remember how that black chess guy with the crocky voice won? Remember how he took you outback to play with your Robocop dick? Remember how he stuck it in a blender and switched it, ripping it off and showed it to the science class the next morning claiming it to be an alien fetus? Boy, you sure were stupid in those days. |
| 01st June 2005 - 11:35:01 AM |
| 14052 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech,Remember when Zack and Slater beat you up for no reason? Remember how this happened in every episode? Remember how one time, in music, they stuck a flute up your ass? Remember it was really a clarinet but they didn't care? Remember how you farted and it started playing music? Remember when Zack heard it and thought it would be a good intro into the rather lame Minni Vanilli rip-off band Zack Attack? Remember how every episode you'd hear that fart on the loudspeakers and get the runs? Remember how you'd run to Casey Kasem asking him to clean your butt? Remember how he said no way but did it anyway? Remember how he used to stick up a microphone up your butt and it was live? Remember how you farted and it was broadcast around the world? Remember how it caused the breakup of Zack Attack, costing Zach and Slater millions? Remember how Zach/Slater were pissed off and decided to beat you up, again? Remember how awful you felt when they bought the copyrights and made millions on ebay on your runnings? |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:13:30 PM |
| 14053 : yokki |
| sen bittinnnnnnnnn |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:16:36 PM |
| 14054 : MARIO |
| IM A GUY MY NAME IS MARIO i love to suck guys i love it when 2 guys are on one i love it when 2 guys are on my cock IM SO GAY I LOVE ALL MEN EVEN THE GEEKS CAUSE THERE THE EAYSET TO GET |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:21:34 PM |
| 14055 : |
| dustin dimand you suck shit |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:24:50 PM |
| 14056 : MARIO |
| MAN I GOT LAID 3 TIMES TODAY ALLL BYY MEN OMG I LOVE SPERM I LOVE THE TATES I LOVE THERE ASS I LOVE SUCKING ON GUYS NIPPELS OMG I LOVE COCK I LOVE IT WHEN THEY JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE OMFG I LOVE LIEK ALL THE GUYS AT MY SCHOOL MY NAME IS MARIO CLARMONT LEGER LIVE IN CANADA MY HOTMAIL IS ROS_50_CENT@HOTMAIL.COM CALL THE GAY M,ASTER CAUSE NO ONE IS GAYER THEN ME |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:30:40 PM |
| 14057 : MARIO |
| 770-4020 MY NAME IS MARIO I LOVE THE PENIS SAVE BYE THE BEEL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I WATCH IT OMG THE GUYS IN IT ARE SO HOT I WISH THEY WOULD PICK ME UP BRING ME TO A ROOM LET ME SUCK THERE COCK AND JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE CALL ME IM IN CANADA I LOVE SODOMY I LIKE WIPS,DILDOS AND BUTT PLUGS. MY ANUS IS LOOSE AND I LIKE DIK CALL ME IM LOLY AND HORNY.I LOVE ASS RAMING GUYS I LIKE IT IN THE BUTT |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:36:07 PM |
| 14058 : mario |
| hey my name is mario and i love men and i cant wait till a guy wants to hook up with me and eats out my asshole i wanna suck a dick all day thats all i ever think about |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:42:11 PM |
| 14059 : mario |
| hey guys its me again yes again i still dont got a boyfriend and i still cant wait till i get one im a gay guy and i dream about sucking anoyher guy again.its been the longest time since my last fuckbuddy. |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:42:34 PM |
| 14060 : Mila Milerarschloch, Priestess |
| hey my name is mario and I'm just an asshole. Now doesn't that make you want to vomit blood? I've been thinking alot about the weather and about that hunk of shit I found on the kitchen floor. No, it's not the dog who did it. I don't have a dog. Maybe it's my Uncle Ferdie and his fucked up colostomy bag he used to throw outta 30 story windows. SPLAT below. And just when Mario appeared, I got the news that Dustin will be appearing in a new shit-com in the Fall. It's something about that baby that had its ears connected to its thigh and he's the doc who is always getting assfucked in the operating room. Sounds boring to me. hey my name is maria and i'm a character from west side snorey with a song about my diahrea or something like that. Good bye. Good buy. Piece of ass only per hour |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:52:03 PM |
| 14061 : amanda.v |
| im a lezbain i love pussy |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:16:07 PM |
| 14062 : |
| so many remember whens, I think I've shot all my jizz and sprained my elbow from all the stroking I've been doing - keep them coming, so I can keep cumming. |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:30:41 PM |
| 14063 : Dustin D, |
| Damn! Next time, give some prior warning before launching a volley of super-hot 'remember when' stories like the ones below - now my zubaz needs changing! Mario, you sound hot, queer and retarded - just the way I like em! Lets hook up some time and rub knobs! Remember kids, you can always 'trust the dust' - to slurp your taint-sauce and chug down your anal mucous! |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:43:40 PM |
| 14064 : Dustin, again HEY THERE |
| The more I think about you, Mario, the more I want to fart some of my favorite hit tunes while I jerk! You really need a very steaming hot enema. Direclty from MY hose! then i can get down on my knees and suck my piss outta your gritty cavity like a fucking drinking fountain. YEH.... |
| 01st June 2005 - 02:35:35 PM |
| 14065 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when you saw an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation and thought it'd be cool to make your own Data like robot to pleasure you anally? Remember how the actor who played Data found out and sued your pants off literally? Remember how you begged and grovelled at his feet, telling him how you'd do anything rather than get sued? Remember how he disappeared for a few minutes and returned in full Data costume and began to ram your ass with his penis? Remember how painful it was and how you cried? Remember when he quipped, in his data-voice, "I think I just experienced my first emotion?" wiping away the milky dross away from your puny ass? |