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31st May 2005 - 06:46:42 AM

13848 : Tia

Hi Dustin, I only seen you on the show "saved by the bell" but I really think you're an amazing actor, you're also cute on "saved by the bell collage days".

P.S. tell Lark(Lisa) I said hi and give her my e-mail address.

31st May 2005 - 09:21:00 AM

13849 : from THE ENEMA KING

The article was just released like my stuff bowels and dustin's shit-brains, and I know that enemas are the newest IN thing about the dumpster set, although I've been told that dumpster ass cramming with half eaten pasta, then sucking it all out IS VERY HOT TOO. here is the article, sorry it's so long, but I think you will all get into enemas after reading this including Tia who clearly is some guy with a very small cock.

It seems I am the Coffee Enema King. Out of 7,500 websites on the topic at the Google search engine, my essay on the history of enemas is rated number one. I have found my ticket to immortality. When all my books have crumbled to dust, my little coffee enema article will still be kicking around the Internet. 牋
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When I first heard the words "coffee" and "enema" 25 years ago, I almost fell off my chair laughing. At Sloan-Kettering, the big joke was, "With cream or sugar?" Eventually that joke wore thin, when I discovered that coffee enemas were a serious part of alternative medicine (CAM). The National Institutes of Health has even given .4 million to find out if coffee enemas, along with supplements and diet, can fight pancreatic cancer. 牋
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An enema is defined as "a fluid injected into the rectum for the purpose of clearing out the bowel, or of administering drugs or food." It is one of humanity's oldest medical procedures still in use. Tribal women in Africa routinely administer it to their children. The earliest medical text in existence, the Egyptian Ebers Papyrus, mentions it. Millennia before, the Pharaoh had a "guardian of the anus," a special doctor whose purpose was to administer his enema. This was truly a Royal Flush. 牋
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Enemas sprang up from ancient Greece to India. American Indians independently invented it, using a syringe made of an animal bladder and a hollow leg bone. Pre-Columbian South Americans fashioned latex into rubber enema bags and tubes (the world's first use of rubber). It is more ubiquitous than the wheel. Enemas are also found in world literature from Aristophanes to Shakespeare, Gulliver's Travels to Peyton Place. Louis XIV is said to have taken over 2,000 in his lifetime. Could this have been the source of the Sun King's sunny disposition? 牋
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No one knows when the first daring soul filled an enema bag with Java. What is known is that the coffee enema was recorded as early as 1917 and was recommended in the prestigious Merck Manual until the mid-1970s. In the 1920s, German scientists claimed that a caffeine solution could open the bile ducts and stimulate the production of bile in the liver of experimental animals. The CAM pioneer Max Gerson, MD, used this clinically as part of his detoxification regimen. The effects of caffeine, he postulated, travel upward to the liver. He noted that patients could dispense with pain-killers once on the enemas. Many people have noted a paradoxical calming effect. But while coffee enemas can relieve constipation, Gerson emphasized: "Patients have to know that the coffee enemas are not given for the function of the intestines but for the stimulation of the liver." 牋
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Coffee enemas are still the butt of many jokes. However, in 1981, Dr. Lee Wattenberg showed that substances found in coffee promote the activity of a key enzyme system that detoxifies the blood. Dr. Peter Lechner, of Graz, Austria, has reported that "coffee enemas have a definite effect on the colon which can be observed with an endoscope." 牋
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Opponents -- and they are many -- claim that coffee enemas can be at least as habit forming as coffee taken by mouth. They say there is also a potential danger to the rectum, since bowel perforation has been associated with hard insertion devices. However, at the Gerson-oriented clinics, they use a short nozzle, which is not likely to inflict any harm. Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez, a proponent of coffee enemas, advocates a soft rubber tube. 牋
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Critics always cite the deaths of two Seattle women, which was attributed to fluid and electrolyte abnormalities, following enema abuse. One took 10 to 12 coffee enemas in a single night and then continued at a rate of one per hour. The other took four enemas daily. Drinking orange or pineapple juice just before taking the enemas should help with the electrolytes. Obviously, one can't go crazy with any procedure and not expect consequences. 牋
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In a coffee enema, the coffee has to be of the regular caffeinated kind and preferably organic. There is even a special brand of coffee that was created just for enema users (www.sawilson.com). The coffee should be about half the strength of coffee used for drinking, and should be served warm, not so hot as to hurt tender tissues, but not so cold that it will bring on cramps. Finally, one should not do more than one quart per day, except under a physician's guidance. If you have trouble retaining an enema, add a tablespoon of blackstrap molasses. One then holds the enema in, while lying on your side for 15 to 20 minutes. 牋
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But which side? The conventional medical protocol is to have patients lie on their left side while taking an enema. But Gerson insisted that patients lie on their right sides, with their legs comfortably pulled up, relaxed and breathing deeply. I have seen grown people nearly come to blows over this question.
Personally I like to take my sons, put them in restraints on their backs, legs over their heads, then with the garden hose, pump vast amount of hot coffee into their assholes. Oh there's lots of complaining for the first few hours, but after that, when they realise that I've hardly started and things might just get worse, they relax into it and evacuate mountains of shit along with the inevitable rivers of piss. No matter how you look at it, I WIN!

31st May 2005 - 12:21:41 PM

13850 : 礼品

31st May 2005 - 12:51:06 PM

13851 :

I need you to lick my taint Dustin, lets meet at the usual meeting spot, I'll bring some honey - Love Evan

31st May 2005 - 02:13:03 PM

13852 : Doc ENEMA, Number Fucking ONE in the World

Well it aint' my fault that everyone here is an asshole of the worst kind. Smell and believe it. Believe in the Lord and you too will be shaved!
Evan, you sound like you need a good and solid enema so haul ass and get to:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PeussieNews/

31st May 2005 - 02:56:24 PM

13853 : JEsus, did you take a shit on the floor?

Jesus? did you take a shit on the floor?

31st May 2005 - 03:36:32 PM

13854 : Mario Lopez

Yo Screech, slurp my dode you smelly, hairless, one-eyed, paraplegic nigger lesbian. PS this book sucks donkey dongs thanks to Princess Peussie, I oughta go round there and give her a slice of the MARIO LOVE, know'm say'n?? That'd shut her bitch ass up, fo shiz

31st May 2005 - 04:47:50 PM

14022 : Fagbusters

WHO THE FUCK LET MY DAD ON THE SITE?

31st May 2005 - 05:37:18 PM

14031 :

Why don't I POKE your pooter, you worthless son-of-a-cunt

31st May 2005 - 05:44:12 PM

14033 :

31st May 2005 - 09:11:10 PM

14036 :

Where can I find a good online poker site?

31st May 2005 - 10:36:57 PM

14037 : Kurt Steinberg

Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2005 - 11:16:16 PM

14038 : FAG HATER

31st May 2005 - 11:24:12 PM

14039 : Who Cares

DUSTIN DIAMOND IS DEAD. DIED FROM A OVER DOSE ON CRACK COCAINE. HIS HEART EXPLODED! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A FUCKING CRACK HEAD BITCH. CAN'T GET A ROLE IN THE MOVIES OR TV ANYMORE, SO HE STARTED SUCKING DICK TO SUPPORT HIS HABIT! AND RESPONDING TO THE ;AST POST BEFORE THIS ONE, I AM NO FAG BITCH. AND THE OLD SAYING GOES, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, SO THERE FOR I MUST BE A PUSSY!

31st May 2005 - 11:41:23 PM

14040 :

fag hater, lick my ballsack

xoxo

mr. belding

01st June 2005 - 12:16:03 AM

14041 : Fag Hater 2

Mr. Belding is big fat dick sucker mother fucker. I caught them around the corner sucking their mommas dick. Fag!!!

Everyone here is a fag.
Everyone here is a fag.

01st June 2005 - 12:19:45 AM

14042 : Fagbusters

NO SHIT... FAGGOT. PREPARE TO BURN!

01st June 2005 - 12:25:57 AM

14043 : AIDS (A)nother (I)nfected (D)ick (S)ucker

Hey Mr. Fag hater 1 and 2 (you know you are the same dumb-ass), why don't you get on your knees and suck my DICK clean you bitch. Why you gotta be a hater anyways. Sounds like your the fag. You know it takes one to know one. So I suppose you are the fag. Hate yourself I guess. I will send you a loaded gun in the mail and you can blow your faggit ass off this planet. That way we don't have to worry about you anymore. Fag Hater 1 / 2 is the fag. You god-damn mother fucking, dick sucking, nut guzzling, no pussy getting ass, I caught you around the corner sucking your mommas dick. BITCH!

01st June 2005 - 02:58:33 AM

14044 : paris

Penis Enlargement techniques: penis enlargement pills and penis enlargement exercises

01st June 2005 - 09:21:48 AM

14045 : Miracle of Miracles

Peru Doctors Separate 'monster' Baby Ears from thighs!

LIMA, Peru - Doctors fully separated the fused legs of a baby girl known as Peru's "one-legged monster" early Wednesday, calling the delicate procedure a "strange event, and more fun to do than brain operations on lizards."

Doctors performing the 1/2 hour surgery had planned to begin repairing the birth defect only up to the child's nose, but the procedure exceeded the expectations of the medical team.

"This is the final result that we have come to in this extraordinary surgical intervention," said Dr. Luis Rubio, holding up 13-month-old baby's legs in the shape of an octopus, displaying the line of stitches extending up from her nose to her toes. "We have mobility of the independent toe joints."

The baby's vagina had been fused together from her ears to her toes when she was born four months late.

"This surgical transplant has been a test of various medical men who create new life within a test tube and love to work on new born cripples; these doctors are the best that Auschwitz had to offer," Rubio said.

Hours before the surgery, Baby Milantribloogee, whose name means "swollen glands," giggled and played with her pet snakes while Rubio, leader of a team of 11 veterinarians performing the operation, looked on with amusement.

This baby was born with a rare congenital defect known as sirenomeliaitis, or "pissers syndrome," which occurs in one out of every 7 births.

There are only three thousand known cases of children with the affliction alive in the Peru today, according to Rubio.

The surgery was televised live and was part of a Reality Show inwhich stunts like "transplanting heads from horses to dogs, from sterilizing bodybuilders without them knowing, such acts offering drama and high times" are so popular.

Milatribloogee' father, Ricardo Kakiniview, 78, broke into peals of laughter as Rubio made the first incision at the start of the Reality Show late Tuesday. The baby's mother, abandoned baby daughter of Mary Mount of the Royal Palace, 64, put her hand into her mouth then began to vomit large amounts of hamburger. A nurse standing behind her chair put her hands on the mother's asshole for reasons of hospital security.

But later, as the tv show progressed, the Mother said her prayers had been in vain and she just hoped for a movie contract "and maybe a radio talk show".

Asked about the difficulty of watching the graphic images on the screen above her, she said, "I am strong. I am born to mate with anything in sight, and that is my love and my hobby."

The first sign that the operation was going well came 30 minutes into the surgery, when Rubio announced, "We have drained the baby of all fluids and will now fill her up with pork sauce. This is somewhat like that book GEEK LOVE"

He was referring to a major artery that connected both ears. "We are cutting and the irrigation is perfect on both sides." He made his remarks live on national television from the operating room.

The 11 doctors who performed the operation included plastic surgeons, pedestrians and popular standup comedians. Rubio said the medical team operated at night because the doctors had such hangovers every morning and they didn't look good on camera.

The baby's weighs 214.75 pounds and measures 250 inches long, about the size and weight of a normal circus freak.

Rubio said the baby had suffered frequent urinary infections because her urinary tract, anus and genitals end in the same opening, almost like a "sewer, and now she will be able to urinate through her mouth and evacuate fecal material through her nose. We believe in success and nothing but success."

But her intellectual development has been remarkable, he said, as the baby smiled, trying to grab one of the attendant's testicles.

"She has extraordinary psycho-mental development. She communicates well with her surroundings. She babbles words that correspond to her age," he said, picking up the baby and holding her over his head as she evacuated. "She will unfortunately have nose bleeds from her sewage...I mean, her rectum."

In the last three months, doctors inserted garbage bags filled with a solution of gin and cat urine to stretch the skin so it would be able to cover her head once it is removed from her neck. "She'll look good though, and will have a guarenteed job in our local circus"
The baby has a deformed left kidney and a very small right one located next to her eye openings.

Rubio said the baby would need up to 29 years of corrective surgeries to reconstruct and repair her sexual, digestive and other internal organs. "With hope, she may be able to participate in local musical shows such as ELEPHANT MAN and DISH-DOLLY FOLLIES here in the Lima area".

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