| 30th October 2006 - 07:21:59 AM |
| 78819 : Michael Barrymore |
| Hi friends! I like nice thick cocks up me wrong 'un. |
| 30th October 2006 - 07:41:29 AM |
| 78820 : Johnny Pube-Crabs |
| I too would like to have gay sex with Mr. Diamond. Screech, I've just been diagnosed with teh superAIDS and I'll wager that after I blow my ultra-potent load down your gullet, you'll go full-blown within the hour! |
| 30th October 2006 - 08:35:10 AM |
| 78821 : Darth Vader |
| I just made Screech Pregnant! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| 30th October 2006 - 10:17:54 AM |
| 78822 : Max the Magican |
| Screech, will pouring toilet duck bleach down my anus cure me of the repetitive itching and your HIV sperm that is currently swirling inside me? Get back to me, you idiot. |
| 30th October 2006 - 11:22:55 AM |
| 78823 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hungbob Spoogepants, Owen Wilson, Dner, and Paul Daanen, is it ok with you guys if I videotape your encounters? Diamond is destitute right now and could probably use some extra money from a second sex tape. |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:15:14 PM |
| 78824 : Your Dad |
| For those of you who like anal toys, what is your favorite? Do you prefer depth or circumference? Do you like to push your limits, or do you have one favorite you stick with? Since I don't have a safe place to keep a regular dildo, I have used a variety of items. I like feeling slowly stretched out by something as thick as I can stand. So far I've found a 20 oz. or 1/2 liter water bottle to be about the biggest diameter I can take. It takes some work, but feels absolutely wonderful once it's in me. I have also tried a large butt plug called the F5 Twister, which really took some work but was incredible. When I don't have the time to really enjoy a real stretch, a thick carrot or something else has to do. What do you enjoy when a man isn't available? Have you ever had, or do you regularly have, anal orgasms? |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:42:01 PM |
| 78825 : Zack\'s dad |
| Screech, why is everyone complaining about the low tech graphics on your website? I did the best I could with my Packard Bell 386. I didn't even have a color monitor - I had to use my old monochrome monitor I swiped from by 1984 Apple IIE computer. I did the best I could with the resources at my disposal. It took 4 hours to upload the code for this guestbook while using my 2400 baud modem. |
| 30th October 2006 - 01:55:46 PM |
| 78826 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://www.dontgivescreechadime.com/Welcome.html " Don’t Give Screech a Dime! Actor Dustin Diamond, known best for playing the character “Screech” on TVs “Saved by the Bell,” has been popping-up on various media lately hawking t-shirts and soliciting public support in a campaign to raise 0,000 to make the balloon payment due on his Wisconsin home. On his website GetDShirts.com and in interviews, Dustin suggests that there is a conspiracy to take his home from him. He makes it sound as if getting served with a notice of foreclosure after not making his house payment came as a shocking surprise. He uses words like “injustice” and spits venom at land-contract experts who weren’t able to bail his ass out. He talks about his “shitty credit” as if it were some kind of disease that was inflicted upon him, as opposed to the product of his own choices and behavior. While we here at DontGiveScreechADime.com have nothing against Dustin Diamond personally and are never happy to see anyone in an awkward situation, we believe strongly that the principles of accountability and responsibility apply to everyone, even former celebrities! Dustin Diamond is in his late 20s. He appears to be healthy and completely capable of contributing to society. He has had and continues to have opportunities that are not available to most. The general public should not be concerned if Dustin Diamond defaults on the loan for the house that he bought but obviously could not afford. He has no right to your sympathy or financial support. Plus, his public campaign is totally irritating and his shirts are uninspired and crappy-looking. Remember, if Dustin Diamond is successful with this campaign we have only ourselves to blame when he starts selling “HELP ME COVER MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS” and “HELP ME BUY A NEW LIVER” shirts. What can I do to really help Screech? •Again, don’t give him a dime. By giving him a dime, you become an “enabler” and only encourage his irresponsible behavior. •If you live in the Port Washington, Wisconsin area and have an extra room in your house, let Dustin Diamond know that he can “crash on your couch” for awhile when he gets evicted, but only if he gets his act together. • If you know of a job that you think Dustin Diamond would be qualified for, or if you run across something on the Milwaukee craigslist job-postings that you think he would be qualified for, let him know! •If you ever see someone sporting a “DShirt,” point, laugh, snicker and do whatever it takes to let them know that they are a chump. Now what do I do with that burning a hole in my pocket? Well, anything else- give it to a real charity, take a loved one to lunch, apply it as extra principal toward your own house payment, buy some groceries or buy a Suicide Girl something from her Amazon wish list. If you feel so inclined to spend your dollars on celebrity charity schemes, spend it here. Thanks!" |
| 30th October 2006 - 05:33:27 PM |
| 78827 : Dustin Diamond |
| h3y guys, just had to stop by and say hello to all the lovely fans of mine. HAHA i cant wait for kurt to come home!!111 BTW stud muffin kurty baby,when you get home, my ass will be perked up in the air, completely un-buttered. your f4v!1111 |
| 30th October 2006 - 11:26:21 PM |
| 78828 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting, buddy! You're such an ass tease. When I arrived at home this evening I was disappointed that you were not here. :( Luckily, however, three queers were dasiy-chaining each other in the alley outside my building - I went down and took dumps on a couple of those HIV+ fruits! So everything turn out ok! |
| 31st October 2006 - 12:41:09 AM |
| 78829 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it cool with you if I painfully burn off your nut-sac with a blowtorch? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:03:50 AM |
| 78830 : Dustin Diamond |
| Kurrrrrrt!1111 Baby, look that was my surprise for you... 3 g4y m3n to fulfill your every desire!!!!1 I was watching you from a hotel and g0t it all5 on t4pe!!1 And when i get home im gonna have a huge bowl with at least ten males sperms not including my own, for that load goes right in your fucking a55!!!1 |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:59:20 AM |
| 78831 : Dustin\'s Ding-Dong |
| I tell ya, it's a hard-knock life being Dustin Diamond's genitals. Imagine being stuck with this loser 24 hours a day. Makes me wanna atrophy, lemme tell ya. Last night I was remeniscing with Dustin's asshole about the good old SBTB days. They were fantastic times for us - Dustin's always been more of a receiver, but that doesn't mean I didn't get my share of the action, lemme tell ya! On several occasions I was lucky enough to be inserted into Mario Lopez's asshole - man, that guy's buttpipe is like some palatial taco-bell scented heaven!! And boy oh boy, he really knew how to work a cock with his mouth. Just thinking about the things he did with his tongue makes me hard. Nowadays the only action I get is when Dustin rams me up the diseased assholes of homeless dudes he's payed to, or when he whops me up his fake wife's gaping snatch (I wish he'd just stick me into a bucket of rotting fish instead, it'd smell nicer!). Jeez, what a life. Oh and I'd like to set the record straight once and for all - no WAY am I 10 inches. I'm more like 3 hard, at best. |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:10:50 AM |
| 78832 : JK Carter |
| Scratch, I must make you pregnant! PREG-FUCKING-NAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUT M'Y MOUTH? PREGNANT! Thanks Scoorch! |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:43:23 AM |
| 78833 : kiala |
| i luv dustin diamond and yall are some straight haters wuit being jealous and get a fucking life |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:12:07 AM |
| 78834 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond (message 78330), please write your gay messages in Standard English. When you use your queer little abbreviations, I get annoyed and don't know what the hell you are writing about. Let's hook up for unprotected buttsex! |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:47:05 AM |
| 78835 : JK Carter |
| Scratchy, I remember that classic episode of City Guys, where you, Scroach was mistaken for a wanted Vietnamese Warlord of the name of "Hung Lao" when you pretended to be the chef of that 40-year-old blonde from Miami CA. Scyecch, I want to know when the next episode of California Dreams is on because, as you know, Scarch, I am your biggest fan and really wish you would make that anniversary special of the Wonder Years you keep harping on about. Scaoy, I want to see you putting pen to paper for this! Screeo, I want to see this happen! PUT PEN TO PAPER, Scrach! |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:53:41 AM |
| 78836 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I agree with Borat in this youtube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qD0nVqYMs We should throw you down a well! |
| 31st October 2006 - 11:14:43 AM |
| 78837 : Marc Almond |
| Remember how you starred at MARC ALMOND for about five minutes wondering what the fuck he was talking about when he said, loudly, "Tainted love" at the top of his lungs? Remember how he looked at you as if you were dumb or something and said "I just gave you my TAINTED LOVE!"... Remember how you screeched "ZOINKS" at the top of your lungs and belding broke down the door asking what the hell was going on and saw you sitting, starring into nothingness, with Almond disappearing out of the nearby window and running towards the Airport....? Remember how Belding said "I guess he won't be singing tainted love now..." Remember how you said "He already gave me it..." and belding said "You sick fuck"! "# TAINTED LOVE! MARC ALMOND JUST GAVE YOU TAINTED LOVE! YOU CONTRACTED TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED LOVE! YOU GOT TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED FUCKING LOVE!!!!#" |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:27:51 PM |
| 78838 : Jay Leno |
| We had visitors on Friday night, my wife's best friend and her man. He is a complete asshole, and I can't hide what I think about him. After they were gone she got mad at me and told me to strip. As I did, she went upstairs and came back with five panty girdles - four of them mine and one of hers. When I had put on all four pairs of mine, I was already pretty crushed, but then she made me wriggle into her pair which are much too small. She put leather cuffs on each of my wrists and tied them to the stair about 18" above my head. She fed me two pints of water, fitted me with a pair of nipple clamps and then went up to bed. I stood there like that from 1:00 am until 8:00 am. When she had wakened and showered, she came downstairs. One by one she removed each girdle and when the last one came off checked it carefully to see if I had wet it (which I had not). She released me and took me upstairs and told me to put on my black bra, stockings and suspenders. She then tied me spreadeagled to the bed and gagged me with the panties she wore the night before. She still seemed really mad, and I knew this to be true when she fetched a bamboo cane and gave me twenty full blooded strokes. She knows I enjoy some CP - gets me really horny. Trouble is she didn't release me then. She phoned my golf buddy and told him I was unwell and couldn't play that day. She left me tied like that for twelve hours and gave me another twenty strokes every hour. She only released me in the end when I promised to invite the asshole for a game of golf (my pals will hate me for that). I spent what remained of the weekend dressed only in bra, stockings and suspenders, waiting on my wife hand and foot and doing all the household chores, with my well striped, bright red ass always on display. |