| 14th November 2006 - 06:13:28 AM |
| 79015 : Chewy |
| Where's my t-shirt bitch? |
| 14th November 2006 - 06:37:11 AM |
| 79016 : Alfonso Ribiero |
| Hey there SCORTCH, as a former TV nerd myself, I just wanted to say...LET'S ASSFUCK!!! You make my motherfucking cock so goddamn motherfucking hard. Call me hot stuff, you know the #!! |
| 14th November 2006 - 06:40:47 AM |
| 79017 : Screech\'s number one fan |
| Hey "Screech", why do so many people spell your Saved by the Bell character, Sneet so incorrectly all the time? I mean, we all love the character of Snoot, and Scrodge, let me add that Scret is a fantastic character full of the wit that we've come to expect of all your characters. But in Smoot we feel a deep, unshakable connection with the Snot character, it's part of us - just like Snock is part of you, Scrot. So, you see Scrot, we just want to celebrate the character - and I anticipate that you will join with us in celebrating Scretch this weekend. Can we get you to confirm this? Snoot? Sneet? Snock? Please answer us Scratchy, we await your confirmation! |
| 14th November 2006 - 07:22:16 AM |
| 79018 : Skeletor |
| "People of Earth! I stand before the Great Anus of the Screech. Chosen by destiny by the powers of homosexuality! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as Screech himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of Screech's Universe!" exclaimed Skeletor...Remember how Skeletor unvieled his "Sword of Greyskull" and yelled "Yes, Screech! The Sword of Greyskull! In your ass... Now, and forever!". "YES! Yes... I feel it, the hole... fills me. Yes, I feel Screech's universe within me! I am... I am a part of his cosmos! The cream flows... Flows through him!"...."Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! Screech's bum universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power!"...."Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD!" before unleashing his man juice all over your winy face... "Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!" before laser beams came out of his eyes? |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:44:15 AM |
| 79019 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I think the best way to get yourself into the spotlight once again would be for you to hook up with Lance Bass. As you know, Lance was very interested in going into space, and if I remember correctly you are interested in assteroids as well. The two of you could launch into space together and have wild pay per view buttsex in space! If possible Mr. Belding could stow away and pop out in the middle of your lovemaking and beat you senseless. I think it would be a great end for you if Belding tossed you out the hatch into space sans any kind of space suit! Let me know when this can be arranaged. ROCCO |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:58:32 AM |
| 79020 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, it would be pretty hot if Belding fired Screech out of the space shuttle without a space suit. I'd bet that Belding would be vigoruously jerking off while Diamond's eyes explode and the rest of his body puffs up as it adjusts to zero atmospheric pressure and Diamond becomes asphyxiated in the vacuum of outer space! Maybe some martians would rescue Diamond and take them on board their mother ship for an anal probe. Perhaps they would add Diamond to their intergallactic zoo? |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:58:47 AM |
| 79021 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was watching "Prison Break" yesterday and there was a scene where the old ex-prison guard was about to pay a call girl 0 to give him a Cleveland Steamer. Since you're running low on cash, I bet you'd allow an old man to give you a Cleveland Steamer for a mere ! |
| 14th November 2006 - 12:21:10 PM |
| 79022 : M-K Ultra |
| Dude You Suck! "Washed By the other Girls Mouth" so lame. |
| 14th November 2006 - 01:21:42 PM |
| 79023 : Rocco |
| Kurt, Damn that would be hot if Belding was furiously jacking off while watching Diamonds body explode. Even hotter would be if Lance Bass was tounging Beldings rancid asshole while Belding jacked off. I think it would be pretty nice if the threw Diamond out the hatch with no space suit but kept him tethered to the spaceship. Then after re-entry Belding could have buttsex with the remnants of a burnt up Diamond! ROCCO |
| 14th November 2006 - 03:25:56 PM |
| 79024 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please contact IMDB and ask them to stop deleting posts. Too many hot posts on the boards for you, Michael Oliver, Chris Burke, and toher boards have been deleted recently. In fact, just yesterday I posted a serious question on the "Harold and Maude" board. I simply asked whether the 80-year old granny in that movie gave the young 20-year kid a rusty trombone. The IMDB fascists deleted that post for some unknown reason! |
| 14th November 2006 - 05:16:27 PM |
| 79025 : . |
| he tried selling his shit at our union and had a hissy fit about "meet and greeting people" cunt. |
| 14th November 2006 - 05:28:21 PM |
| 79026 : Jerry Boseneiler |
| Dustin, I am so excited that your site is back up. Me and my room mates watch Saved By The Bell every week day morning. It gives us so much laughter and fun. Your character is fantastic. Best of luck to you!!! |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:09:03 PM |
| 79027 : Tori Spelling |
| You sick, twisted son of a bitch. You probably thought nobody would ever bother to read the coroner's report from my father's autopsy? Well here's an exerpt for all the webosphere whistleblowers to see! CORONER'S REPORT: Dr. Max Berger, PSK DNA tests prove that the semen collected from the anus of the subject [Aaron Spelling] matches that of material recovered from a condom discarded by Dustin "Samuel "Screech" Powers" Diamond... Ha! Now the whole world knows you raped and murdered my father! And to think. I once nerd loved you. |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:48:55 PM |
| 79028 : |
| PSK? What the hell does that mean? |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:14:31 PM |
| 79029 : BORAT |
| GREETINGH MR DIAMBONd, I AM BORAT FROM GRATE NATION KAZAKHSTAN. I AM RITING DOCUMETERRY ABOUT US OF A HOMOSEXUALS FOR REPORT TO KAZAKH JEW OFFICE. PLEAS MAKE CALL OF PHONE TO ME. I AM WAITNG FOR YOU. =) |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:18:01 PM |
| 79030 : |
| At least make up your own character. |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:23:10 PM |
| 79031 : |
| Lame. |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:53:34 PM |
| 79032 : Lance Bass |
| Dustin, you have struck a new low. I can't believe you wouldn't pay the adequate cab fare to appear on "Maury" last week. You know the Chud baby that spawned from my festering anus belongs to you! I be one thousand and ten million hundred percent positive that you my ass baby daddy! He got the same eyes and the same hair and his first word was "Zoiks!" You ain't even be payin' for his apple sauce or his Zubaz diapers or his Kosher breast milk! You ain't nothin' but a no-good, triflin' man-child! |
| 15th November 2006 - 12:00:23 AM |
| 79033 : Deucer |
| Dustin at Glamorgan Uni... http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU;action=display;num=1163424888 http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU;action=display;num=1162937199 What a washed-up cocklicker!! |
| 15th November 2006 - 04:47:21 AM |
| 79034 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster |
| Hey SCROOGE, I was dropping a deuce just now, and for fun I tried to imagine that, instead of plopping into the toilet bowl, my foul wastes were in fact plopping on to your huge gonzo nose! I also imagined that you said "ZOINKS!!" and started to cry like the little Jewish girl that you are. Funny thing is, I was so turned on by these thoughts that my dick went instantaneously hard and fired a rope of salty seed onto the back of my bathroom door! Fancy that!! |