| 14th November 2006 - 10:44:15 AM |
| 79019 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I think the best way to get yourself into the spotlight once again would be for you to hook up with Lance Bass. As you know, Lance was very interested in going into space, and if I remember correctly you are interested in assteroids as well. The two of you could launch into space together and have wild pay per view buttsex in space! If possible Mr. Belding could stow away and pop out in the middle of your lovemaking and beat you senseless. I think it would be a great end for you if Belding tossed you out the hatch into space sans any kind of space suit! Let me know when this can be arranaged. ROCCO |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:58:32 AM |
| 79020 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, it would be pretty hot if Belding fired Screech out of the space shuttle without a space suit. I'd bet that Belding would be vigoruously jerking off while Diamond's eyes explode and the rest of his body puffs up as it adjusts to zero atmospheric pressure and Diamond becomes asphyxiated in the vacuum of outer space! Maybe some martians would rescue Diamond and take them on board their mother ship for an anal probe. Perhaps they would add Diamond to their intergallactic zoo? |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:58:47 AM |
| 79021 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was watching "Prison Break" yesterday and there was a scene where the old ex-prison guard was about to pay a call girl 0 to give him a Cleveland Steamer. Since you're running low on cash, I bet you'd allow an old man to give you a Cleveland Steamer for a mere ! |
| 14th November 2006 - 12:21:10 PM |
| 79022 : M-K Ultra |
| Dude You Suck! "Washed By the other Girls Mouth" so lame. |
| 14th November 2006 - 01:21:42 PM |
| 79023 : Rocco |
| Kurt, Damn that would be hot if Belding was furiously jacking off while watching Diamonds body explode. Even hotter would be if Lance Bass was tounging Beldings rancid asshole while Belding jacked off. I think it would be pretty nice if the threw Diamond out the hatch with no space suit but kept him tethered to the spaceship. Then after re-entry Belding could have buttsex with the remnants of a burnt up Diamond! ROCCO |
| 14th November 2006 - 03:25:56 PM |
| 79024 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please contact IMDB and ask them to stop deleting posts. Too many hot posts on the boards for you, Michael Oliver, Chris Burke, and toher boards have been deleted recently. In fact, just yesterday I posted a serious question on the "Harold and Maude" board. I simply asked whether the 80-year old granny in that movie gave the young 20-year kid a rusty trombone. The IMDB fascists deleted that post for some unknown reason! |
| 14th November 2006 - 05:16:27 PM |
| 79025 : . |
| he tried selling his shit at our union and had a hissy fit about "meet and greeting people" cunt. |
| 14th November 2006 - 05:28:21 PM |
| 79026 : Jerry Boseneiler |
| Dustin, I am so excited that your site is back up. Me and my room mates watch Saved By The Bell every week day morning. It gives us so much laughter and fun. Your character is fantastic. Best of luck to you!!! |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:09:03 PM |
| 79027 : Tori Spelling |
| You sick, twisted son of a bitch. You probably thought nobody would ever bother to read the coroner's report from my father's autopsy? Well here's an exerpt for all the webosphere whistleblowers to see! CORONER'S REPORT: Dr. Max Berger, PSK DNA tests prove that the semen collected from the anus of the subject [Aaron Spelling] matches that of material recovered from a condom discarded by Dustin "Samuel "Screech" Powers" Diamond... Ha! Now the whole world knows you raped and murdered my father! And to think. I once nerd loved you. |
| 14th November 2006 - 10:48:55 PM |
| 79028 : |
| PSK? What the hell does that mean? |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:14:31 PM |
| 79029 : BORAT |
| GREETINGH MR DIAMBONd, I AM BORAT FROM GRATE NATION KAZAKHSTAN. I AM RITING DOCUMETERRY ABOUT US OF A HOMOSEXUALS FOR REPORT TO KAZAKH JEW OFFICE. PLEAS MAKE CALL OF PHONE TO ME. I AM WAITNG FOR YOU. =) |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:18:01 PM |
| 79030 : |
| At least make up your own character. |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:23:10 PM |
| 79031 : |
| Lame. |
| 14th November 2006 - 11:53:34 PM |
| 79032 : Lance Bass |
| Dustin, you have struck a new low. I can't believe you wouldn't pay the adequate cab fare to appear on "Maury" last week. You know the Chud baby that spawned from my festering anus belongs to you! I be one thousand and ten million hundred percent positive that you my ass baby daddy! He got the same eyes and the same hair and his first word was "Zoiks!" You ain't even be payin' for his apple sauce or his Zubaz diapers or his Kosher breast milk! You ain't nothin' but a no-good, triflin' man-child! |
| 15th November 2006 - 12:00:23 AM |
| 79033 : Deucer |
| Dustin at Glamorgan Uni... http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU;action=display;num=1163424888 http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU;action=display;num=1162937199 What a washed-up cocklicker!! |
| 15th November 2006 - 04:47:21 AM |
| 79034 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster |
| Hey SCROOGE, I was dropping a deuce just now, and for fun I tried to imagine that, instead of plopping into the toilet bowl, my foul wastes were in fact plopping on to your huge gonzo nose! I also imagined that you said "ZOINKS!!" and started to cry like the little Jewish girl that you are. Funny thing is, I was so turned on by these thoughts that my dick went instantaneously hard and fired a rope of salty seed onto the back of my bathroom door! Fancy that!! |
| 15th November 2006 - 07:53:51 AM |
| 79035 : Deucer |
| Fellow fags, my life-partner Ramone has gone away for the weekend so I've been spanking it to old guestbook posts. It strikes me that the guestbook had a kind of "golden age" between about posts 5000-6000, which saw the debuts of the original Remember When guy, Leaky Ass Queer and Fagbusters, as well as a lot of discussion about using a mugshot of Diamond with the mouth cut out as a sex aid...thanks for the tip, guys! |
| 15th November 2006 - 10:04:35 AM |
| 79036 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, that's a great find. It's funny that Diamond now tries to sell his porn during his visits to college campuses. I'd be shocked if anyone bought a copy. Seriously, how embarassed would you be if you actually tried to buy porn directly from Diamond? |
| 15th November 2006 - 10:11:18 AM |
| 79037 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I saw this post at http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU;action=display;num=1163424888 : Posts: 25 Re: Screech « Reply #7 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 2:20pm » Quote Modify -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There have been rumours, started by the Mississippi Journal Sentinal that the whole thing was a hoax anyway because the money he's raised so far for his house (as he said himself on Sunday night) hasn't been recieved by his creditors yet |
| 15th November 2006 - 12:34:03 PM |
| 79038 : Neil Patrick Harris |
| Dustin, I was wondering how I could "accidentally" murder my girlfriend, Alyssa Milano, so that our forbidden love affair can continue. As I was dropping a particularly sloppy deuce today, it came to me. All I had to do was make sure to wipe myself improperly, handle some raw chicken, and then casually slip and hand or two into Alyssa's womb, as she quite enjoys. It worked! As I was fisting her, she instantly contracted a superstrain of E Coli and began to violently vomit and defecate. She's dead now. The wake is thursday. I hope you'll attend, so we can have filthy sex in the bathroom while the rest of the mourners are listening. Toots, -NPH |