| 04th December 2006 - 08:43:48 AM |
| 79175 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's hook up soon. I want to share a romantic kiss with you. Actually, I want you to kiss my asshole right when a meaty turd is being expelled. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous offer! Let's get together. |
| 04th December 2006 - 09:15:00 AM |
| 79176 : Double D |
| Yum. I can't wait to feed my lawyers with all the ISPs I've been collecting from this cybersquatting website for the past 2 years. You gonna get served. See in you court! |
| 04th December 2006 - 09:35:40 AM |
| 79177 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Double D, please enlighten us. How exactly are you going to collect IP addresses (not ISPs) when you aren't the owner of this website and the real owner, Max Goldberg, apparently hates you? You already got your ass handed to you in 2004 by the UDRP arbitration board, are you thirsty for more? You do realize that you'll have to subpoena the IP addresses of the people who post here, don't you? Courts don't simply hand those over absent a strong showing that you have a cause of action against people who post here. So what's your cause of action "Double D"? Oh wait, you don't hace one, do you? |
| 04th December 2006 - 11:43:47 AM |
| 79178 : Rocco |
| Double D, It would be worth my time and money just to get to see your pathetic ass in person. Unfortunately for you I didn't find my attorney on the back of a matchbook found on the floor of an Arby's like you did. Look forward to your impending litigation. Mabey afterwards we can have some anal buggery in the courthouse dumpster! Fat pig fake wife is NOT invited! ROCCO |
| 04th December 2006 - 12:13:11 PM |
| 79179 : Jennifer Misner |
| You guys better watch what you say about my man! I'll clobber all of you with my fat and then smother your face with my Arby's flavored pussy juice! You'll be slimier than Dustin's beard. |
| 04th December 2006 - 12:19:41 PM |
| 79180 : Jennifer Misner |
| You guys just don't understand what a nice, caring, generous person Dustin is. Before I met him I was sitting on my fat ass, watching daytime TV all day only able to afford 2 Beef N Cheddars a day and having to supplement the rest of my diet with homemade ones (cheezewhiz on buns). Now that I met Dustin, I have an unlimited supply of real Beef N Cheddars, while I get fatter and fatter watching daytime TV. He even gives me therapeutic wristbands when I get sore from eating too many. You guys will never understand that kind of love. |
| 04th December 2006 - 12:26:42 PM |
| 79181 : Jennifer Misner |
| Once Diamond and I get through with suing you guys, I'm suing Arby's for polluting my womb and causing my misscariage and making me into a fat bitch who looks like she has down syndrome. |
| 04th December 2006 - 03:53:47 PM |
| 79182 : arbys shitpipe |
| by the way dustin, you piece of shit, this isn't a "cybersquatting" website. "cybersquatting" is when people use the domain with the intention of profiting, this site contains no banners, and the domain is not for sale: so you can suck the dicks of every single person who posts here. this is simply a gay erotica guestbook, mixed with the occasional criticism, and theres nothing you can do about it you hook nosed fatass. |
| 04th December 2006 - 05:58:11 PM |
| 79183 : Kurt Steinberg |
| arbys shitpipe, I remember reading Goldberg's response to Diamond's appeal in the UDRP arbitration action. Goldberg actually wrote this: "The complaint is without merit. It is a heavy-handed attempt to use money and celebrity—albeit an exceedingly limited kind of celebrity—to suppress artistic freedom and the well-established First Amendment right to create and disseminate parodies of those who are famous, powerful or otherwise in the public eye. This right has been defended by ICANN itself, which specifies that use of domains for parody purposes is in fact a good faith use." "Mr. Goldberg created dustindiamond.com in 2001 as an insightful parody of the growing social phenomenon of “has-been-itis.” The site makes fun of the increasingly common spectacle of minor celebrities clinging to the vestiges of their fame long after their moment in the spotlight has passed. An integral component of his parody installation is the wide array of voices—from the public at large—in the free speech forum provided by the site guest book." http://www.dustindiamond.com/udrp/Official_Response.pdf |
| 04th December 2006 - 06:02:38 PM |
| 79184 : Dner |
| Diamond, You are an oxymoron. A comedian with no sense of humor. I know I'm breaking character here, but haven't you realized that this is one big joke? Do you really think there is an underground of homosexuals that jerkoff to your pathetic career? You blame us for ruining your image and career but haven't you realized yet that YOU, yes YOU, have destroyed your career. You have pigeonholed yourself with the Screech character. Your music career flopped not because of your "queer fanbase" but because the album sucked. I should know, I actually purchased that piece of shit. And from what I hear, your stand-up show is nothing but a ripoff of other comics. You ripped off your fans with the t-shirt bullshit. And the whole sextape issue hasn't ruined your image either. I believe its actually given you your much needed air time. You should be thanking us. We’ve purchased your DVD’s and other merchandise. We’ve paid some of your bills. Its pretty obvious that we have watched your shows because of the horrible SBTB trivia that we know. Besides, who cares if you 15 minutes of fame are up. Count your losses and get on with your life. Go back to school and get a job. Sure you won’t be the comedic genius that you want to be. But life is about compromises, you can be the funny guy at the water cooler/office brake room instead. Whether or not you’re in the public eye, you’re still going to be recognized as Dustin Diamond. You should focus your efforts on getting on with your life, instead of threatening a pseudo-queer fanbase. Dner |
| 04th December 2006 - 11:50:43 PM |
| 79185 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I want to play a game with you. It's called the "Kurt Steinberg game." The rules of this game are simple - you need to ingest everything that comes out of my asshole, whether it be diarrhea, a meaty turd, or a gerbal. If you fail to ingest something, I'll kick you in the junk with steel-toed boots. If you guess correctly, on the other hand, I'll reward you by sodomizing you with a softball bat. Are you interested in playing this game with me? |
| 05th December 2006 - 12:19:37 AM |
| 79186 : site admin |
| come on fellas, let's keep it queer here. no heteros. ok? |
| 05th December 2006 - 01:11:47 AM |
| 79187 : Deucer |
| Kurt, a scat-fetishist friend of mine came up with a move you might be interested in. It's called the "Shitgun" and it involves the sealing of one's lips around the sphincter of a loved one. The protagonist then fires liquid shit down the throat of the receiver and directly into his stomach, just like "shotgunning" a beer. Obviously the poo has to be quite runny or it won't work; but my friend says a couple Taco Bells and some black coffee usually does the trick. |
| 05th December 2006 - 01:50:51 AM |
| 79188 : diamondcutter |
| hey Dner... could I get a copy of that shitty album sometime? |
| 05th December 2006 - 02:00:38 AM |
| 79189 : arbys shitpipe |
| dner, i think the problem isn't so much that dustin is "pigeonholed as screech" but almost that screech is pigeonholed as dustin diamond. the screech character, (albeit poorly acted and requiring little tallent) was a scrawny likeable nerd who wished he was cooler than he actually was. the real life adult dustin diamond is a fat, repugnant, intollerable shitstain of a human being who thinks he's cooler than he actually is. |
| 05th December 2006 - 02:19:28 AM |
| 79190 : Dner |
| diamondcutter, Fagbusters and I shall give you a call sometime and I'll burn you a copy. |
| 05th December 2006 - 05:08:35 AM |
| 79191 : Paul Heyman |
| SCREECH! It's me, Paul Heyman. As you know, I've recently been FIRED by the WWE for the poor PPV December to Desmember because Vince thought I wasn't living up to the ideals of the new ECW. Well Vince I got just two words for you - "FUCK YOU!!". You see Screech, I'm going to take RVD and SABU and start my own promotion, "Paul Heyman Wrestling" or PHW, and I want TV's "SCREECH" from Saved by the Bell to by my NEW PHW World Champion. My idea for our first PPV, "BUM WARS" is really quite simple and innovative. We'll get a load of bums to fight it out with each other in each other's bum and then the Main Event will see RVD vs SABU vs SAMUEL SCREECH POWERS in a barbed-wire-covering-their-forearms-and-shoved-up-each-others-anuses-until-they-bleed-to-death match. WHATDOYERSAY Screech? Do you like my vision? Do you like the idea of a Battle Royale of Bums for the number 1 contender to you, Screech; my new PHW World Champion? WHATDOYERSAY? Put it there, pal! PS. I will need a k advance to get the ball rollin' |
| 05th December 2006 - 07:24:00 AM |
| 79192 : Santa Claus |
| HO HO HOOO!!!! Meeeery Christmas, Dustin Diamond! Yes it's almost that time of year again, and Santa's been looking down his list of who's been good and bad this year. You haven't been a very good little boy, have you, Dustin? In fact, according to my list, you are officially the biggest douchebag on the planet! That means that Santa's coming to give you a special Christmas present this year!!! Santa's going to be visiting you on Christmas eve to unload his bulging Santa sack into your dark, brown Grotto of Delights. Then you'll be spitroasted by Donner and Blitzen - once they've filled you full of their Christmas cheer, the other reindeer and my worker elves will come and shit on you, piss on you, stab at your crotch with broken bottles and generally humiliate and violate you! It'll be a Christmas you won't soon forget!! HO HO HOOOO!! HO HO oooHHHHHhhhh no, Santa's cum in his pants!! |
| 05th December 2006 - 08:02:53 AM |
| 79193 : Dan Akroyd |
| Screech, I'm still scratching my head - just why did Ghostbusters get overly sexual at the end? Was it the proton packs? Was it slimer? Or was it the whole crossing the streams and getting flooded with a white juicey like liquid. You know, if I ever find out you're using this material in your so-called stand-up routine I'll kick my right boot square between your legs. |
| 05th December 2006 - 08:08:51 AM |
| 79194 : Gay DALEK #3 |
| Screech, I found GAY DALEKS... better watch YOUR back! GAY DALEKS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA |