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| 01st December 2006 - 09:27:45 AM |
| 79155 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thank you for finally bringing back your website. I was so disappointed last week when I couldn't find any hot Diamond-related queer spank material. I'm ashamed to say that I almost broke down and had sex with a woman. You must be disappointed in me. :( |
| 01st December 2006 - 11:11:35 AM |
| 79156 : Snark |
| Screech DOESN'T exist. You morons! -- Zoinks! |
| 01st December 2006 - 11:27:19 AM |
| 79157 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, I watching the Spice channel the other day when I saw the classic Saved By The Bell episode where Belding raped you for the first time. It was in that episode where you first said "zoinks." About every 5 seconds you yelled out "zoinks" while Belding had his fun. You were saying "zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks" while Belding yanked on your jew-fro and pounded away on you. |
| 01st December 2006 - 08:18:28 PM |
| 79158 : |
| screech, your new terrorist beard and potbelly turn me on SO FUCKING MUCH. i just NEED to blow this huge load all over your greasy face. fuck. why are you so incredibly sexy? you make me want to swallow my own loads when i bust nuts thinking of you. |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:27:41 PM |
| 79159 : |
| screech your new sex tape turned me on so fucking much. i stroked myself while thinking about wanting to suck the sweat off your neckbeard and beergut. i held out from jacking off for 2 weeks knowing the tape was coming in the mail. i blew a huge fucking load and rubbed it all over my own face when i finally saw it. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 12:07:59 AM |
| 79160 : 院 穂盤 |
| yes i must say that i also am being turned on by mr dustin diamond. we are very watching his saved bells tv show in taiwan. SCREECH character is always make my thingy go hard. sometime i watch sho w with gay friends and we have "circular jerk" and fire our special soup on tv screecn. i am liking also the SALTER and MR BEDLING. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 12:27:29 AM |
| 79161 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, please answer this for me. I hear your taint smells exactly like a Taco Bell bean and cheese burrito and even looks like someone smeared one on your ass. Is it because you don't wipe your hairy ass very well and you shit gets wiped up towards your sack, or has Mario Lopez been shoving bean burritos up your streched out asshole? If it's because you don't wipe you ass properly, I really am harder for you than I have ever been. I'd rub my cock on your shitty taint and it would scoop it all up. Than I'd give you a dirty sanchez with it and whatever was left on my dick you go inside your mouth. I think I'd also give you a cincinnati juicebox and violently punch your stomach for the hell of it. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 03:48:28 AM |
| 79162 : A foreigner |
| YES I TOO AM WANT TO MAKING BUTTFUCK WITH DUSTAIN DIAMODN!!!!!!!111 |
| 02nd December 2006 - 03:51:55 AM |
| 79163 : Jennifer Diamond |
| Jennifer, Screech's wife, apparently enjoys eating his ass. He makes her eat most of her meals out of his ass! |
| 02nd December 2006 - 08:40:20 AM |
| 79164 : Peter North |
| Hey there SCROOTCH, it's me, cum-shot supremo Peter North. So, you wanna break into porno, huh? Well, as you may know, I used to do gay porn many many years ago, and I had a great idea - why don't we hook up and make a film in which I buttfuck you for a solid hour before unloading an ungodly amount of my man-custard all over your greasy, big-nosed face? It'll be a smash!! |
| 02nd December 2006 - 02:24:25 PM |
| 79165 : diamondcutter |
| I wonder if Screech liked it when Mr Belding shakes his ass like he does in this vid... http://www.codymccarver.com/redflag/RedFlag.html |
| 03rd December 2006 - 12:11:10 AM |
79166 : ">![](\"http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg\") |
| I WILL STOVE-PIPE YR ASS WITH MY AIDS-INFECTED COCK |
| 03rd December 2006 - 01:03:25 AM |
| 79167 : Fecal Jizz Pinata |
| Yo Scrunge, is it true that, as a youngster, you used to masturbate yourself to a frenzy whilst wearing a pair of your grandfather's solied briefs over your head? Is it true that you would ejaculate on his false teeth? Is it true that he would be wearing them at the time? |
| 03rd December 2006 - 08:27:24 PM |
| 79168 : Rocco |
| Diamond you sad fucker. Please stabilize your website. Lately everytime I want to crack one off your website is down! What's going on? Is fake wife spilling food on the Packard Bell 386 this site runs on? If so at least put a simple sheet of plastic over it. While I've got your attention I was wondering if you would like to join me for an early christmas party? I would like to run over you with a steamroller then take a beafy shit on your flattened body. Let me know when this can be arranged. ROCCO |
| 03rd December 2006 - 10:12:11 PM |
| 79169 : greg |
| poop! |
| 03rd December 2006 - 10:17:20 PM |
| 79170 : rupert |
| hey screech, i wanna see you on http://flixn.com asap! |
| 04th December 2006 - 05:55:09 AM |
| 79171 : DICK IN ASS MAN |
| I LIKE DICKS IN MY ASS. WOULD YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN MY ASS? I WOULD LIKE THAT. |
| 04th December 2006 - 07:00:05 AM |
| 79172 : SCROODGE MCFUCK |
| HEY SCROOGE. Its Christmas Day. When Are You Gonna Pluck My Chicken, And By Chicken I Mean Ass And By Pluck I Mean 'Zoink', And More Importantly When Is Santa Coming Down My Chimney? By Santa I Mean You And By Chimney I Mean My Throat? Will Scrodge McDuck be involved in some way? |
| 04th December 2006 - 07:05:49 AM |
| 79173 : Bill Murray |
| Scrooge. I heard that you are remaking Ghostbusters; I Can't Wait To See Your Version Of Slimer (Ie: You Being Slimed On With Proton Juices), I Can't Wait To See Your Pot Belly Running Down New York Yelling "Get Outta The Way" With A Big Vaccum Cleaner On Your Bag With A Dustbag Full Of Your Semen. I Can't Wait To See How You Reunite Ac Slater, Zack And Mister Belding With That Token Black Kid With The Croky Voice As A Comic Sidekick? Are You Playing The Rick Moranis Role? Screech, I Can't Wait To See The Four/Five Of You On Top Of A 2 Storey Building Fighting A Demi-god where you have to cross your streams, get splattered by white juices and scream "GAWD I LOVE NEW YORK!" at the top of your lungs before being chased into a black screen by the Slimer ghost? Scroodge, Scret, Screeh - or whatever your SCREECHING name is; look - we all want to see - "SCREECH'D: A Ghostbusters Rip Off Christmas"! |
| 04th December 2006 - 07:15:55 AM |
| 79174 : DICK IN ASS MAN |
| YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO FOR? A NICE BIG DICK IN MY ASS. |
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