| 07th July 2004 - 01:07:38 AM |
| 8276 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act does not approve of the blatant slandering of the great city of Cleveland's reputation. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:24:55 AM |
| 8277 : Sick Boy |
| Fuck Cleveland and every other city in Wisconsin you Amish prick! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:23:57 AM |
| 8278 : P. D\'Phile |
| Twyla - please post pictures of your tight young snatch and quivering starfish so that I may masturbate furiously to them. Also if you could update us as to your favorite masturbational techniques, I would be most grateful. Do you prefer the tweak or the rub? Are implements usually involved? Also, if anyone has any pictures of Dustin in his younger and more vulnerable years (i.e. pre-SBTB) that would be totally hot. Thanks in advance! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:35:45 AM |
| 8279 : Frank Zappa |
| Fagbusters - don't worry, that Tipper Gore-worshipping cock-chewer of a webmaster over at savedbythebellnow.com will have them deleted before you can say 'first constitutional amendment' |
| 07th July 2004 - 11:24:42 AM |
| 8280 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin - you deserve a lombardi slap - it's when you sleep and I come up and cock slap you in the face - or maybe I'll just give you another pair of arabian goggles. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:11:22 PM |
| 8281 : Sickius Boyamabopilos |
| Hey, babies. Mr. Sick has to bear some bad news. BAPTISTS: Howdie, y'all! Hey, guess what. My parents totally never locked me in the basement or beat the shit out of me growing up! I never had to drink turpentine or hold a Black Mamba, either! Isn't that some shit? CATHOLICS: I totally never got fucked by a 40 year old Irish guy growing up! That's something else! JEWS: For breakfast this morning: Biscuts with sausage gravy, bacon and ham. Yummy yummy in my tummy! MUSLIMS: OK, so let me get this straight, you can't eat pork OR drink alcohol, but when it comes to shooting herion directly into your eye, Allah doesn't give a shit? That's messed up, y'all RAELIANS AND SCIENTOLOGISTS: You guys are fucked! TWYLA: Come with ol' uncle here and hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones! You are invited! THE REST OF THE WORLD: Don't think you guys are exempt. You're just as fucked as anybody. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:26:45 PM |
| 8282 : More Sick Boy With a Random Thought |
| You know what scares me? Secrect police. No shit. I'm scared that some night after writing something derogatory about Rumsfeld or someone, I'm watching Aqua Teens and eating an ice cream cone and all of a sudden a guy with an AR-15 and a ski mask tosses a severed head in my lap and the next thing I know I'm at Guantanamo Bay with my teeth knocked out and some poor Afghani goat herder is being forced to fist me and all the while some Appalachain hillbilly slut is pooing on us and we have to take pictures of her fucking a Labrador. That puts the fear in me. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:27:43 PM |
| 8283 : Lustin |
| Hey guys - Dennis Haskins has put on about 200 pounds of SEX APPEAL!!!! http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/savedbythebell/triviachallenge/triviachallenge026.jpg That's one fine hunk of man! Also, doesn't Dusty look HOT in his doctor's coat?? http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/flashback/rerun3.JPG Thanks for the jerk fodder, SBTB:now! Maybe your site isn't a repository for emotionally retarded social fuck-ups who are stuck in the past after all! |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:45:22 PM |
| 8284 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Sumbitches! Yeller-bellied city slicker fayncy New York ding-a-lings!! HONKY TANK MAN didn't lose a testicle in Nam so's a buncha peter poppers could take away ma freedom o' speech! Hell, y'all ain't never been in the shit! I done fuckin' stared the devil in the face an' fuckin' farted on him! YOU BET YER STRETCHED OUT RUMP ROAST! Shit, lil' dogies! I got a fresh beef chimichonga with extra spicy habenero HONKY TONK SAUCE fer any o' them slick-talkin' fart 'rasslin' armadillo fuckers! THE HONKY TONK MAN DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO NEW YORKERS!!!!!! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:26:05 PM |
| 8285 : Gay Zack |
| That pic of Screech in a Dr's coat is HOT - I'd let him give me a coffee enema - Dennis looks good - I'd try to stuff my nuts in his asshole - spanking fodder indeed |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:42:45 PM |
| 8286 : Twyla 16 |
| First post of the day for me and HIM is a great band. i love ville valo. he's a sexy beast. i'm a virgin and i am overly proud that i masturbate. its fun. oh ya, my name isn't really twyla. it doesn't matter what it realy is, cause youll never meet me anyway, unless you live in GA, then you might. and my music is great. MSI, HIM, and CKY are great bands, but you wouldnt know that cause you probably listen to rap. and i dont need the patriot act to stick up for me. youre to strict, you would hate me. i curse to much and like fire too much for you to like me. |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:44:42 PM |
| 8287 : Little Dickie Dorker |
| Hey Fags, doesn't that Honky Tonk Motherfucker sound butch ...SHIT I'd fuck his butt off til his brains would drain out his nose. HEY what's with this coffee enema? Save the 'results' when it blasts out a guy's butt, then we can have a coffee house meeting, YOU TURDS. and if this website is'nt totaly shitting then HOW ABOUT THIS FUCKING STORY I JUST GOT FROM DUSTIN. IT'S REALLY BAD!!!!! Bryan made his way to class, wearing Bobby's cum on his face mixed with Danny's spit and of course the degrading sign Bobby had made for him, "Bobby's personal cum bucket" He sooo badly wanted to wash his face clean, especially this being his first day of class. However after thinking it over, it became instantly clear to him, the humiliation of wearing dried up cum and spit on his face to class, would be far less humiliating than the public punishment he would surely receive from Bobby, if he were to wash it off his face. The home had two large classrooms, being divided once again by the two different age groups. The younger boys are taught by Brian Murphy, 24, chubby with brown hair, brown eyes, glasses. Brian who happened to be "straight", before taking his teaching job here at the school, is now "Borderline Gay" thanks to the brat-pack. The older boys are taught by John Seawall, 23, blond hair, blue eyes, swimmers build, good looking dude, John (or Johnny boy as the brat-pack prefers to call him) is gay, he was a quiet closet case all his life, till his 2nd day of teaching here at the school, now Johnny boy is "OUT" and not by his own choice, of course. Classes start at 9:00am sharp and end at 3:00pm , there is one 15 minute break at 10:15am for the younger boys, followed by lunch at 11:15. The older boys get a 15 minute break at 10:45, followed by a lunch break at 12:15. Bryan appeared at class 5 minutes earlier than necessary , seeing John Seawall sitting at his desk, Bryan approached him to ask where he should sit. John staring at Bryans face, yet knowing better than to comment on it, pointed to an empty seat in the middle of the room. Bryan Noticing the brat-pack sitting together at the back of the room, was needless to say more than a wee bit pleased he was not placed closer to them. Bryan was relieved and quite surprised at the lack of laughter and rude remarks directed to his appearance. There were only a few giggles here and there, and only one rude remark, which happened to come from Kevin, "LOOKING GOOD DUDE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BEG BOBBY TO FRESHEN IT UP A LITTLE" still no major outbreaks of laughter, (other than by the brat-pack ) only giggles here and there. Bryan was wondering why the other boys weren't more vocal, why they weren't taking advantage of his humiliating state, shouting rude comments, or at least laughing out loud at him. He then came to the conclusion, that many of the boys in the room, had probably either experienced this same abuse themselves , or had seen enough of it, that it was no longer amusing to them. However the fact was, seeing Bobby's name attached to the sign around Bryans neck, there wasn't anyone quite brave enough to rudely comment on Bryans appearance. The class went along smoothly, Bryan felt that John was a patient and bright teacher, he kept the boys interests, not allowing for any particular subject to become boring. He was able to keep the class amused without slipping away from the subject. Bryan liked this, even found himself participating, which was not something Bryan often did during any of his classes at his former high school. At exactly 10:45, John announced break, Bryan heard Bobby yell out to him. Bryan obviously fearing the worse, figuring that things were going a little too smooth , frightfully, but obediently approached the brat- pack. Once in front of them, Bobby gave Bryan a thumbs up, "HEY DUDE, YOU DID GOOD BY WEARING MY MARK TO CLASS, now if you want you can go and wash it off, you don't have to wear it the rest of the day, but you do gotta wear my sign for the rest of this week" Bryan at first fearing he was about to be humiliated once again, was shocked at having just the reverse happen, he was now feeling emotions he hadn't felt in a long while. He offered Bobby a warm smile, showing off his perfect white teeth for the first time since the day he arrived at the home. Then ran off to the wash room, like a little boy running to the cookie jar. This scene didn't go over very well with Danny, he glared at Bobby. "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, are you two falling in love or something? Why don't you just fucking kiss the dudes ass, and apologize for all of us?" Danny's outburst caught Kevin and Bobby totally off guard. Kevin was the first to speak, seeing how outraged Bobby was slowly becoming, and not wanting a major battle taking place between Bobby and Danny. He looked at Danny and whispered so that only the three heard "Dude? What the hell was that all about? Bobby was just giving Bryan a break, that's all! I`ll tell you dude, you were totally out of line with those comments, you better apologize to Bobby NOW! I don't want you two fighting over this!" However as far as Bobby was concerned, no apology was going to cut it now. Although he would wait for a better time and place to confront Danny, he made it clear that he wasn't afraid of Danny, and that a confrontation wasn't far away. "Listen dude, you just called me a fucking fag, and I don't know where you found the balls to do that, but you're going to be kissing those balls good bye, real soon asshole!" Danny just shrugged his shoulders, "ANYTIME DUDE, ANYTIME! JUST BRING IT ON!" he then stormed out of the classroom. There were three wash rooms on this floor, Bryan decided to use the wash room furthest away, so that he could wash the dried cum off his face in private, with out doing so in front of other dudes watching him. Bryan finished washing and was just about to turn off the tap water, when he felt a strong hand grab a fistful of his hair, and drag him into one of the stalls, then forced him to sit on the toilet. He looked up into the angry eyes of Danny, and then yelled out "What the fuck are you doing dude, let me outta here NOW!" Danny still holding a fistful of Bryans hair, used his free hand to slap and backhand Bryan several times as hard as he could. "Listen to me faggot, don't you ever use that tone of voice on me again, or I will beat you up so bad, you'll think that Bobby's beating the other night was just some playful roughhouse shit. Do you got that?" Bryan not sure what Danny's intention was, but confident that it wouldn't consist of sex, considering that Bobby made it perfectly clear that neither Kevin nor Danny was to use him for any type of sex, decided to chill. "yeah dude I got it, now can I get outta here?" Danny now grinning down at Bryan "Sure you can, you little faggot, but not till I'm through with you, now open your cute little mouth nice and wide" Bryan, now beginning to panic a little, "dude, if you force me to blow you, we both know that Bobby is going to be pissed off big time" Danny now a little pissed off himself, for the lack of obedience being shown by Bryan, "OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH DUDE, OR I'M GOING TO DO A NUMBER ON YOUR FACE, then we'll see if Bobby still wants to keep you, Bobby and I were close till you showed up here, now he doesn't want to spend any time with me. OPEN IT FAGGOT!" Danny tightened his powerful grip, holding onto Bryans hair harder than before, made a powerful fist with his free hand, and pulled it back, as if to let it fly into Bryans face. Bryan quickly opened his mouth wider than he thought possible. Danny shoved his cock into Bryans mouth and moaned, "OOOOOOOOH FUCK, I love your fucking hot mouth dude." As Danny forced his semi hard cock deeper into Bryans throat, he tightened his grip on Bryans hair even more. He reached the entrance to Bryans throat, "better relax your throat fag boy, or this is gonna hurt a lot more than it needs to. Bryan relaxed his throat muscles as best he could, hating the feel of Danny's cock in his mouth. He knew that Bobby was going to be mighty pissed at Danny, and Bryan hoped he would be there to see the two muscled dudes go at it, totally confident that Bobby could take Danny. Danny shoved his cock all the way into Bryans throat and left it there, wanting to feel Bryan struggle for air. "OOOOH YEEEEAAAAH FAGGOT! How does it feel having a dudes cock buried so deep in your throat? You're really starting to love it aren't you? YEEEAAAAH! I bet you'll be begging Bobby for his cock real soon, that is if you aren't already!" Bryan started pounding on Danny's strong legs with every thing he had, He was going to pass out from lack of air, his nose buried and pressed hard into Danny's pubes. Danny continued holding Bryans head tightly, listening to Bryan gag, and choke. He wondered what it would be like putting another dude out with his cock, the thought made him laugh out loud. Danny pulled out his cock and told Bryan to kiss the head of it, Bryan did as he was told, as he started gasping for his breath. "Kiss the head faggot, make love to my cockhead. Like you make love to Bobby's cock every chance you get. Bryan hated this kind of talk, he hated that the brat pack already assumed he was now a fucking fag, just because he sucked them all off. Like he was ever given a fucking choice in the matter. As Bryan kissed Danny's huge cockhead over and over again, he was tasting Bryans pre-cum, and tried swallowing it as quickly as he could, so not to let the taste linger in his mouth longer than necessary. Danny still holding a major grip on Bryans hair, pulled Bryans head backwards, "K faggot, now you can lick and suck on my balls for a few minutes, CLEAN THEM REAL GOOD FOR ME, YEEEEAAAAH! I wanna feel my nuts being worshipped by your hot little mouth" Bryan feeling humiliated big time, even though they were alone, started to quietly weep, wondering if he'll have any self respect left, by the time he leaves this home. Danny loving every second of Bryans mouth on his tight nut sack, decided he'd better hurry, their break must be close to over. "K fag boy, time to fuck your pussy mouth, I know you can't wait to taste my thick cum once again." Holding Bryans head tightly, Danny shoved his cock in all the way, forcing Bryan to gag, and choke mercilessly . Then started pumping Bryans mouth, like he was fucking a well worn cunt. Danny's brutal attack on his mouth and throat, brought more tears to Bryans eyes. He placed his hands onto Danny's well muscled legs to balance himself. Danny loving the feel of Bryans hands on his legs , an indication that Bryan was truly at his mercy, pumped Bryans mouth now even harder. After a few moments Bryan felt Danny's cock stiffen in his mouth, telling Bryan that Danny was close. He was right, within seconds Danny pulled his cock most of the way out , then exploded his massive load of thick cream into Bryans mouth. "Ooooooooh yeeeeeaaaah,! oooooooh fuck ! Eat it faggot, eat my cum, oooooh yeeeeaaah! HOW'S IT TASTE FAG BOY? You `re starting to love the taste of a dudes cream aren't you? Yeah you are, I can tell, and soon, you'll be wanting it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, real soon!" Danny continued holding Bryans head tightly, as the last of his spurts of thick juice erupted into Bryans mouth. "K faggot now keep your mouth opened wide, I'm about to do something that Bobby should have done by now in front of everyone, but he seems to be a little soft when it comes to you. " Bryan wondering what the hell Danny was getting at, kept his mouth opened. Danny rested his cock onto Bryans tongue, and let the hot jet of piss fly into Bryans mouth and down his throat. "YEEEEAAAAH FAG, DRINK IT, DRINK EVERY DROP OF IT, IF YOU GAG ON IT OR SPILL ANY, I'LL MAKE YOU GET DOWN ON THIS DIRTY FLOOR AND LICK IT UP." Bryan feeling humiliated, angry and grossed out, swallowed as quickly as he could, afraid to let any spill onto the dirty floor, or his clothes. Danny now grinning an evil grin down at Bryan, "you like the taste? YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE DRINKING ANOTHER DUDES HOT PISS FAGGOT?" Danny finished pissing, then ordered Bryan to once again kiss his cockhead, "K dude, you can kiss it goodbye for now, but not for long, after I teach Bobby a lesson, and show him that I'm second in charge here, he wont want you anymore. Then I'll fuck your brains out a few times, then have your ass shipped outta here away from us. Danny turned and left the wash room, leaving Bryan still sitting on the toilet, sobbing uncontrollably. He couldn't believe that he just drank another dudes piss, not only was it fucking gross, it also had to be the most humiliating act ever! and what was it that Danny was talking about? Teaching Bobby a lesson? Fucking Bryans brains out? Being second in charge? Wanting to separate him and Bobby? Why is he so jealous ? WAIT? Could he be?...NO WAY!!!!! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:49:05 PM |
| 8288 : Gay Zack |
| With all that weight Mr Belding gained - I could probably give him a chili dog - Honkey Tonk Man - I bet you know how to rock out with your cock out - you should show me how it's done - maybe I can give you a chili dog as well |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:49:53 PM |
| 8289 : Twyla 16 |
| Hi Butters(Black dog 522} sup baby. say hi when you're done with star craft. loves ya |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:55:28 PM |
| 8290 : THE NIGHT PORTER ON POT |
| NOW THAT IS ONE HOT FUCKING DUMBASS STORY, LITTLE DORKER. EVEN HONKY TONK TURDFACE CAN ENJOY THAT ONE! Thanks...time to shit on my cat. |
| 07th July 2004 - 04:08:51 PM |
| 8291 : SEECK BOY |
| Twyla, you are without a doubt one of the stupidest, nastiest sluts I've ever encountered. I laugh my ass off at your psot!!!1s! You're from GEORGIA? No shit! Your really are a southern-fried dumbshit cousin fucker. I thought that maybe from the way you type that you might be a product of inbreeding. That's my genius at work. YOU CAN'T PASS A REDNECK BY ME! I CAN SMELL THOSE FUCKERS COMING! Hell, I dig stupid broads with no teeth and webbed feet and sloped foreheads. And moustaches and beer bellies. YEEHAW BITCH! Get daddy another Pabst Blue Ribbon! |
| 07th July 2004 - 04:20:54 PM |
| 8292 : The type of \'G\' tha lil homies wanna be |
| Twyla - whatchoo be dissin' on rap fo, you stank-pussy, redneck, white-trash HO??? Motherfucker, I fuck you shit up GOOD, yo wack-ass beeyatch!! Betcho mouth wun't be so smart when it got fideen inches of blacksnake down in it! Maybe we should find out! Bitch, you ain't shit!!! Me n mah boyz gone be payin ya a visit! |
| 07th July 2004 - 04:43:00 PM |
| 8293 : Twyla 16 |
| I'm originally from FL. im not a redneck. plus when i turn 18 Jakilah( my BF) and i are going to buy a flat in london. and dude, rap sux ass. it all sounds the same. find me if you want, i'm fine with death. i welcome it. i'll be the chick with the paintball gun. very noticable. ill also be the only chick in GA that hates country and rap. |
| 07th July 2004 - 05:19:28 PM |
| 8294 : Mr. Sick |
| Jesuchristo! Twyla you fucking suck! This has to be a joke, right? You're really a 300 lb. ex-welder with a messed up sense of humor. If not, you're really fucked! I remember being a dumb kid and talking about moving to Europe and shit. Thank my lucky fuck stars I wasn't nearly as jaded and ignorant as you are. I'm also glad I've never has the misfortune of being in Georgia. You're not going to Europe you stupid fucking horse fucking cousin fucker. You're going to end up serving waffles and soliciting truckers in some goddamn third world Georgia hell hole, you stupid skank. You'll be lucky just to make ends meet and support your meth habit and your fifty ugly soft-skulled little shit-babies while showing your wrinkled, herpes-infected cooter for singles at a dark, smokey, God-foresaken, shit stained strip club. Tell whoever the fuck Jakilah is that they have a stupid fucking name, too. Bitch. |
| 07th July 2004 - 05:29:58 PM |
| 8295 : san antonio |
| hey i hear that dustin has a big dick and like fore girls to ride him |