| 08th July 2004 - 01:04:49 PM |
| 8336 : Sick Boy |
| Just for my good friend Twyla: O dear sweet rosy unattainable desire ...how sad, no way to change the mad cultivated asphodel, the visible reality... and skin's appalling petals-how inspired to be so lying in the living room drunk naked and dreaming, in the absence of electricity... over and over eating the low root of the asphodel, gray fate rolling in generation on the flowery couch as on a bank in Arden- my only rose tonite's the treat of my own nudity -Allen Ginsberg, An Asphodel |
| 08th July 2004 - 01:06:54 PM |
| 8337 : Dr. H. Lecter PhD |
| Tell me, Twyla dear, were you molested as a child? Were you, Twyla? I shall wager that the only way young Twyla could get papa to drive her to AV club was through the performance of expert fellatio. Am I right, Twyla??? Do you sometimes awaken in the middle of the night, convinced that you could feel your pater's throbbing erection sliding into your tight, quivering rectum, as you did all those years ago? Do you then return to a fevered slumber, only to find that - oh no! - papa dearest is unloading a prodigious quantity of semen right into your face? That's when you wake up screaming, isn't it, Twyla, imagining sticky fronds of man-juice dripping from your chin? Quid pro quo, Twyla, quid pro duo. |
| 08th July 2004 - 01:12:56 PM |
| 8338 : YOB KCIS |
| LINKIN PARK! AH HA HA HA HA! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA *snort* AH HA HA HAAA! Lustin, you crack me the fuck up. Maybe Matchbox 20 or Creed or the Goo Goo Dolls are looking for some 3rd grade girl prose to layer over shitty, repetitive minor chords. Twyla, are you old enough to remember Collective Soul? Candlebox? Do you know what a minor chord is? You could pen lyrics for those queens. |
| 08th July 2004 - 01:34:30 PM |
| 8339 : Gay Zack |
| she should pen lyrics for STPK - although Rim Goblin is a classic example of a well crafted song. |
| 08th July 2004 - 01:48:41 PM |
| 8340 : Sick Boy |
| To point out another thing, Twatla proffesses to be a Sublime fan, yet she also hates Hip Hop. Twatla, once again you have proven yourself to be a stupid redneck cunt. Almost every Sublime song contains a sample of Public Enemy, Eazy E, or Boogie Down Productions(KRS ONE). What do you think the song KRS ONE is about, honey bear? I'll give you a hint. It starts with K and ends with RS ONE. It's like saying, "I like ska, but I can't stand that reggae shit." You are a drooling fucking retard. |
| 08th July 2004 - 02:26:14 PM |
| 8341 : Twyla 16 |
| pleez sick bo y put it all the way down my throte i want 2 gag on ur meatstick. omg im 15, big boob, 145 lbs, 6"3', rites pomes but dont no alleck binburgersberg, sexy!, likes to fingerpaint, 132lbs, omg, scorpio, red and blond hare(like that isn't fucking trashy) but im not a cheep date. if u wan 2 get in theesze pantys i rekwire: 1fancy dinner smomewhere classy(applebees or TGIF no cheep benniganans or nothing) 2sicspack of zima 3say u love me u dont have 2 mean it but ok just say it. 4let me read my pomes to u but dont worrey u like them ;) then i party all nite but no ruff stuff cowboys |
| 08th July 2004 - 02:50:26 PM |
| 8342 : Ze Queermuenster from ze Bughensylvania |
| hello my gay freinds how are you to be the doings???dustin i vant to ravage your bodies until you are with the penis und ze rectals to be of the bleedings my brother. you will eat with the cavier of my sphincsters and hot dirty lunch sanchezes will to be with the havings for all. i will go onto your head with the poo my nephew. |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:17:11 PM |
| 8343 : Christopher Lowell |
| Screech: I'm a big fan of your work, do you ever watch my big gay show on decorating? I would love to decorate your young white body with my DNA, call me we'll hook up for a fierce game of butt darts. Toodles. |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:34:35 PM |
| 8344 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Howdy, pilgrims! Y'all got yer hats and chaps on?(YES MR. HONKY TONK!) Good saddle sorin' butt sex! What else y'all got on?(COCK RINGS!) Well, shit! I reckon that's all right to! Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time when I done saddled up that hippy dippy RED HEADED STRANGER? Yessir! I tanned his hyde up an down by the ol' campfire till the roosters was squawkin' an' his boots were bleedin'! That sumbitch was rootin' an' tootin' hollerin' and hootin'! YEEHAW! Giddy up, lil' fellers 'cuz the HONKY TONK MAN got a cheesey chorizo an' a hankerin' fer yankerin'! Hope y'all got a taste for ma new tastier HONKY TONK SAUCE! THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS THE BIGGEST LOADS! I'll see y'all next time. Keep yer chickens a' chokin' an' yer pooter holes open! (rides off into the sunset) |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:44:19 PM |
| 8345 : |
| go to ytmnd.com and find a site name that says "serious shit" its a picture of twyla you can jack off 2 |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:45:15 PM |
| 8346 : Ted Nugent |
| Screech you pussy I'ma gonna hunt you with my bow and arrow and make jerky out of your penis. I can wear your severed head around my house while I hunt other former cast members.I'll be sure to save your rump for ass fucking |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:52:48 PM |
| 8347 : Literally Sick Boy |
| Listen here, guy. Don't ever tell me to look at anything like that again. I fucking dry-heaved. I'm talking to you, 8345. Don't ever do that again. AND TWYLA IF THAT IS YOU, YOU NEED TO ENTER A REHAB PROGRAM POST-HASTE! YOU ARE A TWISTED, VILE HUMAN BEING! That is some seriously messed-up shit right there. |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:01:52 PM |
| 8348 : Christopher Lowell |
| Sweaty Teddy, maybe I can entice you into some semen decoration? Stab me with your arrow. Toodles |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:29:12 PM |
| 8349 : Gay Zack |
| Anyone else use Ben-Wa balls? I love sticking them up my ass and walking around all day with them in. |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:39:06 PM |
| 8350 : Neko cutie |
| guys, you really shouldn't be so hard on jess. give her a chance, she could be cool... even if she smokes pot. while i'm here do any of you want to be my friend? ^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:42:06 PM |
| 8351 : |
| this site is about posting queer fantasies not making friends with skanks |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:45:14 PM |
| 8352 : Lustin |
| Holy shit Sick Boy, you mean you've never seen tubgirl.com before? And you call yourself a Dustin fan??? |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:07:51 PM |
| 8353 : Neko cutie |
| you're entitled to your own opinion, but i am not a skank. it's a shame that there aren't any civilized people to talk to here. ^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:10:16 PM |
| 8354 : PRINCESS FLUFF |
| I just read some of this shitty poetry below....had to vomit my dinner and then got rid of the rest of this poison via a big gooey colonic on Dustin's head.....hey here's some news...so fucking DEAL WITH IT! For those of you in the CLUB and those of you trying to get in: just don't even think about it. The list is over 600 chicks and guys trying to get membership to the Monkey Cave, and most won't have a chance since they don't know how to eat a pineapple let alone a cherry flavored asshole. The guidelines in the Book of Entry include HAVING SEX WITH LARGE ANIMALS. A stumbling block for you blockheads, but Peussie wrote these rules and trials, and YOU FUCKING know what that means, Turds. Even Mojo dropped his digital camera during the first initiation ceremony ....and so started that infamous fire. But we survive and so does our belief in the Divinity of Jesus and his little cunt-strap of a Mommy, who now knows that HEAVEN awaits even the sinners. Yeh sure! And by the way, if anyone has seen Robert McFerrin, tell him that Maria in his dumb Ass Temple is looking for his Measurement Book of Cocks. She says she lost it at the last orgy. I remain Sincerely yours, Princess Fluff...so down on yer knees little BINDOO BOY, and remember to apply the relish with a sharp knife. SMILES!!!!! |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:18:21 PM |
| 8355 : Kippie |
| OMG - Neko some peeple r so rude - ill be your friend that would be sooooo kewl - i dont smoke pot but i do wear ben wa balls - you should try them - they r soooo fun. do you like linkin park - i do i want chester to give me a golden shower ^_^ |