| 08th July 2004 - 07:49:20 AM |
| 8316 : James |
| hey, i watch ur show a lot of tymez and i saw evry episode , e-mail me back, and u kno dat Zach guy from saved by the bell, he was kool but u were the funiest, c ya SCHREECH |
| 08th July 2004 - 08:53:28 AM |
| 8317 : Quiz Master |
| Pop quiz, hot shot! Dustin Diamond, Kurt Steinberg's load, and Lusting for Dustin's load are traveling on a train from New York City to Los Angeles. If it leaves New York at 9:00 AM eastern time, it is 70 degrees outside, and the train travels at 85 miles/hour, how long will it take until Dustin Diamond gobbles down the loads sitting next to him? |
| 08th July 2004 - 09:59:20 AM |
| 8318 : Screechs Starfish |
| Shoot that load into me and we'll make an ass baby with Screechs fro and Marios mullet zubaz rein surpreme. |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:04:00 AM |
| 8319 : Twyla 16 |
| Whatever you think about my personality is probably wrong. i don't aim for sympathy, i hate sympathy because then i have people around me saying it's okay, dont worry everything will be better, IT'S NEVER BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't listen to shitty music like creed, i listen to the ramones, the clash, pink floyd, jimi hendrix, slipknot, atreyu, daft punk, metallica, sublime, orgy, danzig(misfits are better) the dead kennedys- i have fresh fruit for rotting vegetables- rancid sux ass, i HATE christian rock, and NEVER label me. i don't fit any label. i didn't steal anyones personality, and the only reason i get of the internet so early is so i can go take a shower, watch southpark, and then watch adult swim. oh, and about being a redneck, rednecks LOVE america i hate it. why do you think i'm leaving as soon as possible? lataz, oh and kiss my ass |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:12:42 AM |
| 8320 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin - please take a knife and scrape my sack and anus with it - take the freshly scraped "duck butter" and put it on toast - enjoy because I'm going to give you a spider-man you'll never forget. |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:37:14 AM |
| 8321 : Alywt 61 |
| OMG i a dum whore, put a cock in my mouth,arse and rotting cooch. in london im gonna try and fuck dick from sub-humans, my grammer sux so i'll sux dix for lbs to buy tee and bizqits.i won't brush my teeth so i can fit in with those other limeys and i'll eat lots of spotted dick,i watch bbc and paw myself to Mr bean and that other great show "Chef". maybe i just will squat under a bridge somewhere, squatters rights rule the government owes me everything i wont bath and when i get crabs ill shave my cooch and wear a merkin so i dont scare off customers who want to rape me love me touch me, my flat will be soooo kewl i will speak like i have cock in my mouth and teletubbies will gang rape me, i cant wait for tinky winky to give me a golden shower, ill rub his yellow gold on my flat chest, im soooo hot right now |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:59:57 AM |
| 8322 : Disgusted Sick Boy |
| JESUS CHRIST, TWYLA! You should at least have higher goals than that! You ARE fucking nasty! Tinky Winky? Golden Shower? CRAB INFESTED MERKINS? Damn Twyla, you are fucking doomed to a life of famine and STDs. |
| 08th July 2004 - 11:14:42 AM |
| 8323 : Lustin |
| Twyla - you don't fit any label? Sorry but you are obviously one of those insipid "OMG like don't label me I'm like so deep and angsty and non-conformist" types that are absolutely fucking everywhere. Eat Dustin's fecal matter and stop being such an attention whore |
| 08th July 2004 - 11:42:01 AM |
| 8324 : Twyla 16 |
| omg im not lik that at alll i lissen 2 sex pistols and ded kennenedys and other music i dont understand and i wear 2 much eye makeup i harve teh bargle big boobs and stuff omg sick boy pleeze put ur meat in me cootie ur suhc a STUD i lissen to duran duran and also i does DRUGZ so now u know that i am KEWL i am a non conformist just like my best frend Kahlikakajagoogoo and i am differerent and yunieke just like all my other frends sick boy i wanna pee on u i tihnk about u when i put teh bannannanana in my steenky lil holes im real politicall too cuz one time i screwed a guy who sed he red a book by some old guy noame schomskry i dont no who taht iz but i no teh slogans like PUNKZ NOT DEAD (even though punk died like twenty motherfucking years ago) and ANARCHY and i writ poemz id show u guyz one but u woodnt understand the intillactchualizm |
| 08th July 2004 - 11:46:59 AM |
| 8325 : Twyla 16 |
| I'm not angst ridden, i'm not conformist, i'm just a bitch so shut the fuck up. you don't know anything about me. i'm a straight a student fuckers. i'm not a redneck. i'm not one of those "OMG" types. how can i conform when all i do is play video games, listen to music, chat on the internet, play paintball, skate, and talk to my friends. what am i trying to conform to??? a goth? a punk? a prep? what, tell me. what do you think i am? a poser. oh ya you got me now. i have low ambitions, but theyre not that bad. my friends are all away doing something in another state so i have nothing else to do then sit on the internet all day and randomly visit sites. the only reason i remain at this one is because it's fun to argue. i'm not an attention whore either. crymmuf vilg |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:02:31 PM |
| 8326 : Twyla 16 |
| Duran Duran sucks ass. youre just pissed because you know that i do listen to good music. and i dont wear make up. i'm not a goth. i write poetry to my friends so they know all my feelings that i cant express to them verbaly without crying. oui kioc lyh ku vilg ouincamjac. oui'na vilgehk yccrumc. crymmuf vilg < more al behd |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:02:35 PM |
| 8327 : Professor Sick Boy, O.B.G.Y.N. |
| Twatla, every sign points to the fact that you are an attention starved, chickenshit conformist. Not one sign to the contrary. That's why you consistently ask questions like "what do you think i am?" I'll tell you. An uneducated, third world redneck. You are a breathing sack of human refuse. And it's spelled NOAM CHOMSKY, damnit! You moron! The single most esteemed, world renowned linguist, intellectual, and political analyst and you can't even get his name right. "im a straight a student fuckers" Twatla please translate that sentence from your primative redneck-speak. You fuck students? Is that what you were trying to say? Are they college-level? Can one of them teach you to read and write? |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:10:18 PM |
| 8328 : Twyla 16 |
| a sample of my tallent a poem i rote the wind wispers its tale into my hart refreshing like a summers eve i lye on teh floor with peices of you knowing u wont com e back shatter deep inside im broken from ur dreams of darkness i dont need this world stranded from the soul of my hart im torn apart |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:16:25 PM |
| 8329 : Tinky Winky |
| Twatla : I would more than happy to pee all over you, do you know what a chili dog is? Im going to give you one, I will shit all over your chest than titty fuck you, hence a chili dog. You sound just like the kind of skanky ho that could be my bitch, tell me this though, do your meat curtains look like an arbys roast beef sandwich with cheese? Keep eating that cock Twatla, love Tinky Winky |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:16:35 PM |
| 8330 : Twyla 16 |
| i've given up speaking english so i'm just going to insult you in al behd. oui vilganm lyh tae yht ku du ramm. e's y vilgehk jenkeh. and to clarify your question I meaning ME am a STRAIGHT A meaning good grades STUDENT. i'm a virgin and i'm guessing you are too. i don't want attention, at least not from you. and i do smoke pot. nothing else though. gecc so ycc. crymmuf vilg. and if you don't know what al behd is go and play final fantasy. vekina ed uid ycc suhgaoc!!!! |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:26:17 PM |
| 8331 : |
| your poem sucks more dick than you, keep up the great work |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:31:22 PM |
| 8332 : |
| go fuck a chocobo geek |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:37:37 PM |
| 8333 : Sickbot 3000 |
| (Laughing his sexy ass off) Twatla, you gave up speaking English? Just now? Really? I didn't notice you had started. Don't give up yet, honey! You're only in 3rd grade! You smoke pot, too? You're so unique, Twatla. One of a kind. You're really brave to take a stand on the issues affecting the world today. Let's lay off Twatla and her overwhelmingly bleak world view. She has a rough life of fingerpainting, writing shitty poems, and her daddy took the training wheels off her bike so she can't ride it. She has valiantly struggled against the tyranny of feminine itch. Don't let mommy smell your weed or you'll be grounded! I'll send you to your room and give you spanky spanky and throw away your coloring books! |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:49:01 PM |
| 8334 : Twyla 16 |
| another good poem: abandoned i still see the sour taste of ur love with the eyez of my mouth painted blak i lust 4 gentel karesses fill me kill me love me wasted from the hart of the cold nite windows open 4 enchanted mellonkolly im so nakked hymen torn i cry out 4 dark nesss i havent got time 4 teh pain this life iz 2 dispare for rain pores from the clouds of the thundrstorm rapped in sadness overkast in the hurrican in my souls memory im laying in a grave of ur love with the toom stone marked feelings |
| 08th July 2004 - 12:56:26 PM |
| 8335 : Lustin |
| I think Linkin Park have found their new lyricist |