| 08th July 2004 - 09:40:23 PM |
| 8376 : Fagbusters |
BITCH, I HAVENT' A CLUE WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SINCE I GOT MY FINGERS IN MY NOSE AND MY NOSE UP MY SWOLLEN ASSHOLE... AS A WELL-TRAVELED TURD OF ALMIGHTY SEWAGE AND PISS I AM WELL AWARE OF ALL NANNY GOATS IN THIS WORLD OF LITTLE BOO POOP. WHAT I LOVE THE MOST IS YOUR BRILLIANT USE OF THIS NERDLY AND INFANTILE SIGN OF DESPAIR AND RARE ART OF FELCHING THE SOUNDS OF LOVE. HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO FART WHILE SINGING ABBA SONGS WITH WORDS AROUND AND THEN MASH ONE'S MOUTH AROUND IN AN ACCIENTAL ATTEMPT TO JOIN IN THE SOUND OF THE COCKSUCKERS HERE IN HOUSTON. SMILES TO YOU, PRES.GEORGE W. SHITBRAINS IT'S NOT A LANGUAGE THAT I LOVE SO MUCH BUT THE WAY THE AIR SPRITZES OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE WHEN IT'S WORD ENCRYPTION JUST LIKE IN STAR DRECK. OH NO, DON'T LOOK NOW BUT HERE CUMS LITTLE DUSTIN SHITSKI. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A QUEEN AND NOT TRY TO SUCK OF ANY FUCKING DORKY GUY, WHY DON'T YOU GO THE FULL NINE INCHES OF LITTLE BARNIE'S COCK, LEARN HOW TO SING OPERETTA, STICK A JACKHAMMER UP MY BUTTHOLE AND SAY THE LORDS PRAYER, AND BLAST YOUR GHETTO BLASTERS LIKE BLASTING THE BLASTED BLOATED B..B....B...GEEZ,WHO PISSED ON MY COMPUTER??????? YEP. I'VE GOT A SMALL DICK! UH-OH! SHIT THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO PISS, IT CAME OUTTA MY TIGHT BUNGHOLE. DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO BECOME A PRIEST? OR EVEN A NUN IN A WHORE HOUSE? YOU GOT IT RIGHT, JIZZ MASTER, YOU GOT IT FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! YOUR THOUGHTS OR IN MY PRAYERS AND YOUR LITTLE NAME IS ON MY PRAYER LIST.................... AND AS SOMEONE SAID LAST WEEK: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE! FAGBUSTERS |
| 08th July 2004 - 09:49:58 PM |
| 8377 : Dopp L. Ganger |
| GREAT. YOU'RE BACK. ALERT THE PARKERS! THEIR STAR SCRIPTWRITER HAS RETURNED! |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:08:12 PM |
| 8378 : Twyla 16 |
| ok if you relly want to see even tho yull just make fun of it but otay hhere it is i rote it when my b/f byron randy broke up with me: the nife you put it in my back the nife as it twists and turns make the blud churn streaming down my back like so many blud-rivers the sadness you left in my snatch the stanes you left on my shetes the poo streeks inside my pantys darkness shal fall like me to my nees |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:16:57 PM |
| 8379 : Buckwheat |
| O-Tay! |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:18:44 PM |
| 8380 : Twyla 16 |
| TWYLA+BYRON=TRU LUV 4EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW U DONT MEAN TO HURT ME BYRON U ONLY DO IT CUZ U LOVE ME JUST LIK E U SED ITS MY FAULT REALLY IM SORRY!!!! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD MOMMA I JUST FELL DOWN BUT THAT BICH DIDNT BELEVE ME!!!!!! BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT THE BABY IT CAME OUTTA ME DURIN SCIENCE CLASS LAST WEEK AND I JUST FLUSHED THE LITTLE OLD THING DOWN THE COMMODE!!! I LOVE U BABY!!!!!!!!!! |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:46:19 PM |
| 8381 : Sick Boy |
| No use in making fun of her nasty ass now, Daddy tucked her in and she's in "find the pink popsicle" land. Bet time, schnukums! |
| 08th July 2004 - 10:54:23 PM |
| 8382 : Fagbusters |
| HOLY SWEET FUCKING SHITCAKES! LOOK WHAT THE P.C. FUCKERS AT SAVEDBYTHEBELLNOW.COM DID! THAT IS GODDAMN HILARIOUS BEYOND BELIEF! |
| 08th July 2004 - 11:54:43 PM |
| 8383 : Sick Boy |
| Busters: I never took the time to register over there. What did they do? Twyla: Listen closely, dear. You exhibit classic signs of Multiple Personality Disorder(MPD). The number one cause of this is sexual abuse, usually by a relative. I'm not kidding, darling, so pay attention. Let's say, for example, and probably not true, that Twyla's name is really Shannon. Shannon is a good student and a prude-ish kind of girl. The very suggestion that she is a victim of sexual abuse seems outlandish and repulsive. She is too embarrassed even to flirt with boys. Now follow me here. The molester, most likely a family member, refers to her as "Twighlight" during molestation. Through his slurred redneck speech it comes out, "Twyla." Twyla is a naughty little cum thirsty sex kitten who thinks nothing of blowing boy after boy in the locker room. Shannon is only 15 now, so typically other personalities will surface later. Really, guys, I'm not playing around. Do a Google on Multiple Personality Disorder and read all about it. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:11:47 AM |
| 8384 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board. Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message. There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:15:44 AM |
| 8385 : Sick |
| No shit, Kurt. That skank should get back to her double wide. I'm here to tell Diamond how much he sucks, and as a liason to a vibrant cast of flaming gay ball suckers. I can't support the deleting of messages, but someone should put Twyla out of her trendy faux misery soon. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:37:46 AM |
| 8386 : steven |
| screech, i luved u on savedb y the bell!!!!!! please pencil me in for a blowjob tomorrow in the rest room at the mall in wisconsin. i raelly want a heeb to suck me off!! |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:44:37 AM |
| 8387 : Mr. Gone |
| Hello, again, Twyla. Oh, you don't remember me? For shame. I can tell you things, Twyla. Things you don't want to know. Things about... yourself. Remember the puppy when you were three? How about the ice cream festival in Atlanta when you were seven? The mimes on the street corner when you were just a little tot, suckling on your mother's teat? They don't ring a bell, do they, Twyla? They will. Soon enough. I remember. Maybe sometime we could get together and have a little... chat! Wouldn't that be delightful? Until then I'll just have a bit of fun... |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:57:45 AM |
| 8388 : |
| kill kill ! |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:28:21 AM |
| 8389 : Wesley Willis |
| As soon as I get back to Chicago I'm gonna get on Jenny Craig. |
| 09th July 2004 - 05:19:13 AM |
| 8390 : Lustin |
| Oh for fuck's sake. I really can't be bothered reading the posts in this guest book anymore since that stupid cunt showed up and started posting 'poetry' that sounds like it was written by a retarded, quadraplegic 3-year-old ass-baby. Seriously, I've shat better poetry than that. Personally I'm beginning to think that all teenagers should be locked up until the age of 18 at the very least. Oh no! Now I've said that Twyla and her retarded maggot-brethren will more than likely berate me with hardcore insults such as 'OMG shut up lsutin you have a small dick OMG I'm so angsty'. IF YOU ALL DON'T FUCK OFF, DUSTIN IS GOING TO COME TO TWYLA'S HOUSE AT 4AM AND RECREATE TUBGIRL.COM RIGHT ON HER FUCKING MONGOLOID, DOWNY FACE. Try savedbythebellnow.com instead, they're all emotionally retarded shut-ins like yourselves. |
| 09th July 2004 - 05:24:39 AM |
| 8391 : Lustin |
| Whoever's actually writing that poetry is pretty funny tho - 'the sadness you left in my snatch/the stanes you left on my shetes/the poo streeks inside my pantys' - beautiful. BTW Fagbusters - I'm 'slexslydic' |
| 09th July 2004 - 07:28:48 AM |
| 8392 : Lustin |
| As this place has turned into a fucking coffee house recently, here's my wonderous literary creation - Love unrequited, my man-wand yearns for the tightness of Dustin's rusty Sherrif's badge. My Chinese-eye weeps milk whenever I gaze upon his beauteous visage O Dustin! I lament Will you not blow me? I know a restroom not too far from here. Thank you. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:25:18 AM |
| 8393 : Twyla 16 |
| i don't go to bed that early. i just go up stairs to take a shower and wacth south park and adult swim. oh and fagbusters, if you're so brilliant figure out what i wrote. my nails aren't black, they're pink. we'll post a picture around 9:00 tonight. i was never sexually abused. i'm not goth. i don't know why you insist upon thinking i am. Crymmuf vilgc. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:33:24 AM |
| 8394 : Slick Boy |
| Lustin you are the keeper of the funny my good friend. Twas I who penned Twyla's bad poems. I can't imagine them not being in correlation with whatever mindless drivel she actually writes. But I'm even more proud of the fact that I guessed Twyla wrote shitty poety and then low and behold, she writes shitty poetry. Just like every other pretentious 15 year old slut. Twyla we have all ruthlessly defamed you. We have ridiculed you and your equally worthless finger bang buddy brigade. I have even given you a complete psychoanalysis(see below)! Also, now do the math, folks, Twyla is only 15. That means that when SBTB first hit the airwaves, Twyla(or Shannon) was all of 0 years old. She was probably yet to be shot out of her father/brother's cock. Twyla, you need to go back to your fucking Playskool kitchen and your turtle-shaped sandbox and your fucking incontinence problems. Fuck you! Oh yeah, Lustin, the "see the taste of your sour love with the eyes of my mouth" is my favorite. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:40:12 AM |
| 8395 : Seeck Boy |
| But, Lustin, your poem was beautiful. You may single handedly revive the Beat Generation, only with a gay twist. Your a regular Lawrence Faglengetti! (another reference wasted on Miss Illiterate USA, Twyla) Fagbusters, do you have some poetry you would like to share? Please illuminate this board with your thoughtful insensitivity and your delightful homophobia! HONKY TONK MAN everybody knows a cowboy has a softer side. Poems? |