| 12th July 2004 - 10:41:50 AM |
| 8576 : Lustin |
| Thassa real shame, baby. We could have made beautiful music together - I'm a virtuoso on the vertical flesh harmonica, and you could have blown my pink trombone and plucked my banjo string. Daym. Oh and by the way ORGY ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF RETARDED, MAKE-UP-WEARING, BONE-SMOKING, GARY NUMAN-WANNABE, 'OH LOOK AT US WE'RE SO ELECTRO-GOTH AND COOL' FAGGOTS IT'S EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO HEAR. Seriously, I could shit on a synthesizer and make better music. They aren't worthy to eat the contents of David Bowie's colostomy bag. Jesus Christ, they make even Salty the Pocketknife sound good by comparison. |
| 12th July 2004 - 10:55:46 AM |
| 8577 : Jess |
| do you like 30 seconds to mars, KoRn(old stuff, not including anything past issues), what about candlebox, or silver chair, do you like the misfits, what kind of music are you into. i'm bored out of my mind. i want to discuss something. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:04:01 AM |
| 8578 : Lustin |
| Actually I'm a punk rock elitist who masturbates while listening to crackly, 7 inch singles recorded by completely obscure late-70s UK garage bands in dank basements and purchased on eBay for 0 a piece. Anything else is just too mainstream. But seriously, I listen to lots of different stuff, most of which you probably won't have heard of. No offence, I'm just a complete music snob. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:17:02 AM |
| 8579 : Lustin |
| Oh and by the way I think your little conversation with Sick Boy yesterday brought me over to the straight side. It had me pitching a tent like you wouldn't believe! I was just about fixing to blow my load all over the monitor! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose-pipe, and your ass is so tight you could stick sand up there and get diamonds out. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:24:38 AM |
| 8580 : Jess |
| i'm a total and complete music nerd. i listen to everything from techno to metal to punk to electronica. i love old rock and hate things when they get so mainstream that everyone else can automatically namethetitle when they hear a clip of the song. it pisses me off. and i'm tight as all hell. do you know who peaches is? and if so have you heard the song fuck the pain away? you would think by the lyrics she'd be hot but she's so fucking not. it's disturbing. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:28:31 AM |
| 8581 : Sick Boy |
| Yeah. Music snob here too. Jess, please save yourself for Mister Sick. You know I'm the only one who can work your little honey comb. I hope you're not a 45 year old janitor, because I really want to give you some cock meat. We really need to hook up for crazy sex, sugarpuss. I don't wanna holiday in the sun I wanna go to the new Belsen! I wanna see some history Now I got a reasonable economy Now I got a reason Now I got a reason Now I got a reason And I'm still waiting Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to be waiting... THE BERLIN WALL! |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:34:29 AM |
| 8582 : SB |
| Or to quote my good friend Bill Hicks, "I bet your ass tastes better than most women's pussies!" Is that true, sugarpuss? We land in barren fields on the Arizona plain. The insemenation of little girls in the middle of wet dreams We are the age of mutants, streets for our seduction Our cause injust and ancient, in this B-film born invasion... TEENAGERS FROM MARS (AND WE DON'T CARE) |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:39:18 AM |
| 8583 : Jess |
| hey baby, i've been waiting all day for you, i'm uber horny. what are you doing. just out of curiosity do you have a girlfriend? if not then we can type dirty. oh and i'm not a 45 year old man. i'm 15 |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:42:51 AM |
| 8584 : Lustin |
| Peaches looks like the ass-end of a camel. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:46:39 AM |
| 8585 : Jess |
| i know, that's why the song is disturbing. listen to the lyrics. suckin titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all of the time. what else is in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches. huh what. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:47:59 AM |
| 8586 : Lustin |
| I would still like to rape her ass with a pitchfork though. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:51:57 AM |
| 8587 : Jess |
| dude, she's fucking nasty. the songs kick ass but she's just a little too proud of her body. the lyrics are fucking hot though. is sick boy still here? |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:52:49 AM |
| 8588 : Sick Boy |
| I do have a girlfriend. Her name is Jessica and she's my fucking sugar pussy princess! I want to drive to where you are and kidnap you so you can be my personal fuck-slave. I'm not kidding about tearing your ass up. Check out this actual dialogue from the future: SB: "Do it. Can you taste your pussy on my cock, bitch?" T16: "Mmff" SB: "What?" T16: "Yes" SB: "Do you like sucking your girl jizz off my prick?" T16: "Mm, hmm" SB: "WHAT?!" T16: "Yes!" SB: "Yes, who?" T16: "Yes, master!" SB: "Good girl. That's a good little girl. Now turn over and relax your pubic muscles because Mister Sick is about to enter." T16: "Yes, master." |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:57:41 AM |
| 8589 : Jess |
| that was hot. i totally want to be dominated by you. oh dominate me master, make me your slave. oh harder faster, faster faster. oh good i'm so fucking horny. seriously, are you counting me as a girlfriend or are you just kidding. |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:00:32 PM |
| 8590 : SB |
| Jess, I think its time for you to think about what you are doing here. If you really are a 15 year old virgin, you're in trouble. I really am going to have to steal your innocence and make you my 24 hour sex toy. If you saw Sick Boy, you would immediately cream your cute little panties. I want to lick the sugar out of your puss. I'd better go jack off before I ruin these pants. Jess I love you. |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:05:20 PM |
| 8591 : Jess |
| hey sick boy, i think you might be able to steal my innocence. most of my relatives live in Florida and i'm gonna go down and visit them in august or November. i don't think it's possible for you to love me yet because you don't really know anything about me. if you can call long distance i'll give you my cell number. then you can hear my voice and we can talk dirty. that way you can listen to me moan. are you counting me as a girlfreind, yes or no. |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:08:44 PM |
| 8592 : the French Ass Fucker |
| Wee wee I shall leave no salad untossed, smear more vasoline, I love the smell of hot spicy man-chilada in the morning.Dustin, we will make chocolate eclairs after I stuff your poop shoot full of my french silk creme. Of Dustin I will ravage and caress you. |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:16:25 PM |
| 8593 : SB |
| Yes, my little princess, you are now my girlfriend. I'm going to suck your little clitty until you have orgasm spasms and your juices are running down my chin. You might not admit it, but I know you are DYING to feel Sick Boy's tongue up your ass. 20 years old is smack dab in the middle of sexual potency. That means I have a perpetual erection with your name written all over it. I'd give you my cell # here, but homosexuals tend to swarm on Sick Boy. I don't know why, but flaming queers always attack Mister Sick. I found that out in South Beach. GOD I WANT YOUR LIPS WRAPPED TIGHTLY AROUND MY COCK! FINGER FUCK YOUR LITTLE HOLE AND SCREAM MY NAME YOU SEXY LITTLE BITCH! |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:18:05 PM |
| 8594 : Jess |
| hey sick boy, you wanted to know yesterday, and the answer is on a normal basis one, but like yesterday, or any time i'm THAT turned on two. you can turn me you're sex slave any day baby. oh god fuck me hard. go as deep as you can. tie me up and spank me. i've been so naughty. what will you be spanking me with? make me taste myself. order me to do things. fuck ya. oh god. fuck me as hard as you can. Love yours truly, your girlfriend Jess |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:34:08 PM |
| 8595 : P. D`Phile |
| Well, this site sure took a turn for the interesting!!! Five loads lost in as many minutes, that's a new personal best!!! BTW Sick Boy, just a quick pro-tip: when I'm kidnapping and raping 15-year-olds, I always bring choloform - not only is it effective in rendering the victim unconscious, it also makes for an excellent emergency back-up lubricant! |